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Ron:
I'm afraid you're not right for this role. Thanks for coming by.

Dorothy:
Why am I not right, Mister Carlisle?

Ron:
I'm trying to make a certain statement and I'm looking for a specific physical type.

Dorothy:
Mr. Carlisle, I'm an actress. I'm a character actress. I can play it any way you want.

Ron:
I'm sure you're a very good actress. It's just that you're not threatening enough.

Dorothy:
Not threatening enough? Listen, you take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth! Is that enough of a threat?

Ron:
[shaken] It's a start.

Dorothy:
Oh I know what y'all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that. That means you, dear. Miss Marshall. Shame on you, you macho shit head.

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Jeff:
I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this.

Michael:
I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

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Michael:
Wait, I'll call you a cab.

Sandy:
Don't bother. It's cheaper to get mugged.

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Julie:
I know I'm pretty and I use it. I just guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr. Brewster's office so late.

Dorothy:
Well, no, that's not true. You know, Dr. Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward. Always claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. Do you know what?

Ron:
[in the control room] Uh-oh.

Dorothy:
I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, and just instruct them to just zap him in his badoobies.

[Julie tries, unsuccessfully, to hold back a giggle.]

Ron:
[standing up, outraged] Cattle prod?

Dorothy:
Ruby? Hi, you wanna open the yellow pages under the section, Farm Equipment retail...

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Jeff:
[Michael's half dressed as Dorothy, getting ready for a dinner with Julie] What do you mean you don't have anything to wear?

Michael:
She's seen me in all of these!

Jeff:
She hasn't seen you in that white dress.

Michael:
What, this?

[holds up a formal white dress]

Jeff:
Yeah.

Michael:
You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.

Jeff:
Can't you wear pants?

Michael:
Pants?

[pats the fake butt he's wearing then wags his finger No]

Jeff:
What about this thing? [holds up a striped dress]

Michael:
No. I don't have the right shoes for it, I don't like the way the horizontal lines make me look too hippy, and it cuts me across the bust.

Jeff:
[slight pause] I think we're getting into a weird area here.

Tootsie  Movie Quote

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Sandy:
A guy named Les is sending you flowers?

Michael:
Yes. He's a friend of mine. He can't eat candy. He's diabetic.

Sandy:
Why is he thanking you for a lovely night in front of the fire.

Michael:
[long pause] My mind's a blank.

Sandy:
Michael, are you gay?

Michael:
In what sense?

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Ron:
You don't like me, do you? Now, I can respect that. There's not many women that I can't make like me. Why don't you like me?

Dorothy:
I don't like the way you treat Julie. I don't like the way you patronize her. I don't like the way you deceive her. I don't like the way you lie to her.

Ron:
What do you mean?

Dorothy:
You want me to go on?

Ron:
No, no. I know what you mean.

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John:
[finishing his drink] Dorothy, I want you.

Dorothy:
I beg your pardon?

Tootsie  Movie Quote

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Julie:
I miss Dorothy.

Michael:
You don't have to. She's right here. And she misses you. Look, you don't know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. The hard part's over, you know? We were already... good friends.

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[Viper talks to the Top Gun cadets]

Goose:
[as Maverick is looking around the room] What are you doing?

Maverick:
Just wondering who's the best.

Viper:
In case some of you are wondering who the best is, they're up here on this plaque on the wall. The best driver and his RIO from each class has his name on it, and they have the option to come back here to be Top Gun instructors. [turns to Maverick] You think your name's gonna be on that plaque?

Maverick:
Yes, sir.

Viper:
That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.

Maverick:
[pauses] Yes, sir.

Viper:
[smiles] I like that in a pilot. Just remember, when it's over out there, we're all on the same team.

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[at the preflight briefing, Maverick, Goose, and Charlie talk about how Maverick buzzed a MiG-28 and what Goose did to the pilot.]

Goose:
[Extending his middle finger] You know, the finger!

Charlie:
Yes, I know the finger, Goose.

Goose:
Sorry. I hate it when it does that.

Charlie:
[to Maverick] So you're the one.

Maverick:
Yes, ma'am.

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[after the first hop, Maverick and Goose celebrate their victory over Jester, but Iceman and Slider tell everybody that they made the kill below the hard deck, which was not allowed.]

Maverick:
Hard deck my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch. [gives Goose a high five]

Iceman:
Wow, you guys really are cowboys.

Maverick:
[Faces Iceman] What's your problem, Kazanski?

Iceman:
[Slams helmet locker's door and faces Maverick] You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Maverick:
That's right! Ice…man. I am dangerous. [Iceman makes biting motion]

Jester:
Maverick. [Maverick and Goose look at him] You and Goose get your asses outta that flight gear and up to Viper's office now. [leaves locker room]

Slider:
Remember, boys, no points for second place.

Goose:
You're a lot brighter than you look—

Slider:
Oh, shut up.

Top Gun  Movie Quote

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Maverick:
I feel the need...

Maverick and Goose:
...the need for speed!

[Maverick and Goose high five]

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Maverick:
[as Charlie screeches to a halt after chasing Maverick on his motorcycle] JESUS CHRIST, AND YOU THINK I'M RECKLESS? WHEN I FLY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY CREW AND MY PLANE COME FIRST!

Charlie:
Well, I am going to [bangs the car's door] FINISH MY SENTENCE, LIEUTENANT! My review of your flight performance was RIGHT ON!

Maverick:
Is that right?

Charlie:
That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the TAC's trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

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[At the carrier, in the midst of the MiG battle, Stinger asks the status of the reinforcement planes]

Stinger:
What about Willard and Simkins?

Officer:
Both catapults are broken sir, we cannot launch any aircraft yet.

Stinger:
How long?

Officer:
It'll take ten minutes.

Stinger:
Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes, get on it!

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[The Enterprise's ground crew cheer on Maverick and Merlin when Iceman meets them]

Iceman:
You! You are still dangerous. [smiles] You can be my wingman any time.

Maverick:
Bullshit! You can be mine.

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[Charlie has given Maverick a sheet with a date and adress while pretending to reject him]

Slider:
Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav?

Maverick:
Hey, Slider.

[sniffs]

Maverick:
You stink!

Top Gun  Movie Quote

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Nick Rivers:
[to the Waiter] I'm sorry, I don't speak German...

Hillary Flammond:
I know a little German. [pause] He's sitting over there. [to the Waiter, in German] What do you recommend?

Waiter:
[in German] I recommend the pork bellies marinated in diced pig entrails or the roast swine knuckles poached with flaming hog balls.

Nick Rivers:
Anything's fine.

Top Secret!  Movie Quote

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Nick Rivers:
Are you in some kind of trouble with the police?

Hillary Flammond:
Some things are much better left unsaid.

Nick Rivers:
Like what?

Hillary Flammond:
Well, you know... sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and you put it in your purse, then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it, and it goes all over...

Nick Rivers:
Okay, okay, you're right, you're right. Some things are better left unsaid.

Top Secret!  Movie Quote

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Agent Cedric:
Wait. You dropped your phony dog poo.

Blindman:
What phony dog poo?

Top Secret!  Movie Quote

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[Nick and Hillary arrive at the Potato Farm. A Shetland pony is coughing]

Nick Rivers:
What's wrong with him?

Wagon Driver:
Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse.

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Nick:
Ist der Tochter achtzehn bitten?

Martin:
What's that mean?

Nick:
Is your daughter eighteen?

Martin:
What the hell did you say to him?

Nick Rivers:
Nothing, I just told him I'd put his name on the Montgomery Ward mailing list.

Top Secret!  Movie Quote

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Philippe Dubois:
I think I'll go as a reporter. I'm loaded with press cards. Ebony, Playboy, Newsweek...

André Devereaux:
Ebony.

Philippe Dubois:
I think Playboy is more my style.

André Devereaux:
[shakes head] Ebony.

Philippe Dubois:
Man, you're square!

Topaz  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Professor Karl Manfred:
Are they ever going to get the heating fixed?

Norwegian crewman:
They are working at it, Professor. Perhaps some of you scientists would like to give us a helping hand!

Torn Curtain  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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