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Captain Amelia:
Dear Charlotte. To mule and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic. And I mean that is a very caring way.

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[taken aback] "Imbecilic," did you say? Foolishness! I've got--

Captain Amelia:
[interrupting] May I see the Map, please?

[Delbert looks at Jim, Jim has a refusing look on his face. Delbert then gestures for him to give it up in a more serious manner. Jim tosses the Map to the Captain.]

Jim Hawkins:
[flatly] Here.

[The Captain catches the Map, then looks at it with an observing smile.]

Captain Amelia:
Hmm! Fascinating. [She then heads over to a cabinet and places the Map in a small chest.] Mr. Hawkins, in the future, you will address me as "Captain" or "Ma'am." Is that clear?

[Jim doesn't reply, but instead, rolls his eyes and looks away.]

Captain Amelia:
[glances back at Jim with a serious look and speaks in a more serious tone.] Mr. Hawkins?

Jim Hawkins:
[flatly and somewhat annoyed, but still respectful] Yes, ma'am.

Captain Amelia:
That'll do. [closes the cabinet and locks it. Puts the key in her pocket.] Gentlemen, this must be kept under lock and key when not in use. And, Doctor, again - with the greatest possible respect - zip your howling screamer.

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
Captain, I assure you that--

Captain Amelia:
[interrupting] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're-- How did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.

Mr. Arrow:
"A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots", ma'am.

Captain Amelia:
[smiles smugly] There you go, poetry.

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[indignant] Now, see here--!

Captain Amelia:
Doctor, I'd love to chat - tea, cake, the whole shebang - but I have a ship to launch, and you've got your outfit to buff up. Mr. Arrow, please escort these two neophytes down to the galley straightaway. Young Hawkins will be working for our cook, Mr. Silver.

Jim Hawkins:
[stops poking at a navigation tool and looks up, surprised] W-uh, what? The cook?

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[Down at the galley]

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
That woman! That... feline! Whom does she think is working for whom?!

Jim Hawkins:
It's my map, and she's got me bussin' tables--

Mr. Arrow:
[sternly interrupting] I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy.

[They see a figure standing in a dark corner with a knife, whistling]

Mr. Arrow:
Mr. Silver!

[Silver turns around to greet the trio, revealing his mechanical arm, leg, ear, and eye]

John Silver:
Why, Mr. Arrow, sir! Bringin' such fine-lookin' distinguished gents to brace me humble galley? Had I known, I'd have tucked in me shirt! [tucks in his apron and chuckles while Jim observes his mechanical body parts.]

Jim Hawkins:
[whispering to himself, remembering Billy Bones's dying warning] A cyborg!

Mr. Arrow:
May I introduce Dr. Doppler, the financier of our voyage.

John Silver:
[uses his cyborg eye to observe Doppler's suit] Love the outfit, doc!

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[Uncomfortably] Uh... thank you. Love the eye! [Trying to divert Silver's attention] This young lad is Jim Hawkins.

John Silver:
Jimbo! [Holds out his arm for Jim to shake it, but there are five sharp tools instead of five fingers. Silver notices and switches it to a hand. Jim glares at the arm and Silver untrusting. Silver simply smiles and prepares a dish.] Ah, now, don't be too put off by this hunk o' hardware. [Switches from hand to small knife-like scissors. Slices up some shellfish into a bowl. Switches from scissors to cleaver to cut up some vegetables, but he does this without looking and almost cuts off his left hand. Has a shocked look and then just smiles again.] Whoa! Heh-heh. [Switches the cyborg arm from cleaver to three clawed mini-arms. Throws three eggs and cracks them into the bowl.] These gears have been tough gettin' used to, but they do come in mighty handy from time to time. [Switches his arm as he throws the bowl on top and fire comes shooting out for a couple seconds. Pours the stew into a pot set on top of an open stove and adds some salt. Takes out a spoon and tries it to see if it's just right. Has an approving smile on his face. Pours some stew into two bowls, one for Delbert and one for Jim.] Here, now. Have a taste of me famous Bonzabeast Stew.

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[sniffing, and then tasting the stew] Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.

John Silver:
Old family recipe. [Doppler sees an eyeball float to the top of the stew and yelps.] In fact, that was part of the old family! [laughs heartily] Ah, I'm just kiddin', doc. [Takes out the eye and swallows it.] I'm nuttin' if I ain't a kidder. [Sees Jim hesitating.] Go on, Jimbo, have a swig.

[Jim looks at the spoon again. Suddenly the top turns into a little pink face stuffed with the stew. The rest of the spoon does the same, revealing the form of smiling, pink blob. Turns into a straw and devours the rest of the stew in a flash.]

John Silver:
Morph! You jiggle-headed blob o' mischief! So that's where you was hidin'!

[Morph peeks over the top of the bowl, chatters, then belches. He floats up and rubs against Jim's cheek.]

Jim Hawkins:
Heh. What is that thing?

Morph:
[imitating Jim] "What is that thing?"

[Jim touches Morph, who then shapeshifts into a miniature version of Jim.]

John Silver:
He's... a Morph. I rescued the little shapeshifter on Proteus One.

[Morph transforms back and floats over the Silver; they cuddle each other.]

John Silver:
Aw, he took a shine to me. We've been together ever since.

[Bell rings up on deck.]

Mr. Arrow:
We're about to get underway. Would you like to observe the launch, Doctor?

Dr. Delbert Doppler:
[thrilled] Would I?! Does an active galactic nucleus have superluminal jets?! [awkward silence] I'll follow you.

[Jim starts to follow them out, but is stopped by Arrow.]

Mr. Arrow:
Mr. Hawkins will stay here, in your charge, Mr. Silver.

John Silver:
[spits out the stew, surprised] Beggin' your pardon, sir, but, uh--

Mr. Arrow:
Captain's orders! See to it the new cabin boy's kept busy.

[Both Jim and Silver attempt to protest, giving up simultaneously as Arrow departs.]

John Silver:
So... Cap'n's put you with me, eh? [walks around Jim]

Jim Hawkins:
[flatly] Whatever.

John Silver:
[smiles and starts to prepare another dish.] Ah, who be a humble cyborg to argue with a Cap'n?

Jim Hawkins:
Yeah... [Grabs a purp from a barrel and starts to walk around.] Ya know... These purps, they're kinda like the ones back home... On Montressor. Ya ever been there?

John Silver:
Ah... Can't says I have, Jimbo.

Jim Hawkins:
[taking a bite out of the purp] Come to think of it, just before I left, I met this old guy who was, uh... He was kind of looking for a cyborg buddy of his.

John Silver:
Is that so?

Jim Hawkins:
Yeah. What was that old salamander's name? Oh, yeah. Bones. Billy Bones?

John Silver:
Bones? BONES? ...Eh, 'tain't ringin' any bells. Must've been a different cyborg. There's a slew of cyborgs roamin' this port.

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John Silver:
Ah, 'tis a grand day for sailing, Cap'n. And look at you! You're as trim and as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!

Captain Amelia:
You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!

Morph:
[turns into a miniature Captain Amelia and mockingly imitates her] Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies!

John Silver:
[hurriedly hides Morph under his hat] Aw, you cut me to the quick, Captain. I speaks nuttin' but me heart at all times-

Morph:
[starts raising Silver's hat, this time imitating Silver] Nuttin' but me heart!

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Scroop:
Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.

Jim Hawkins:
Why? You got something to hide, bright-eyes?

[Angered, Scroop snatches Jim up.]

Scroop:
Maybe your ears don't work so well.

Jim Hawkins:
Yeah. [grunts] Too bad my nose works just fine.

Scroop:
Why, you impudent little...!

[Scroop slams Jim against the mast. Members of the crew gather to egg him on.]

Krailoni:
Go ahead! Slice him, dice him!

Scroop:
[holding a claw to Jim's throat] Any last words, cabin boy?

John Silver:
[grabs Scroop's claw] Mr. Scroop... you ever see what happens to a fresh purp when you squeeze real hard? [he squeezes Scroop's claw, making him gasp in pain and drop Jim]

Mr. Arrow:
[approaching] What's all this, then? You know the rules. There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage. [glares at Scroop] Am I clear, Mr. Scroop?

Scroop:
[glares at Mr. Arrow, but is given a warning scowl by Silver] Transparently. [gives one last glare at Arrow as he and the other ship members leave]

John Silver:
Well, done, Mr. Arrow, sir! A tight ship's a happy ship, sir! [angrily grabs the mop and turns towards Jim] Jimbo, I gave you a job!

Jim Hawkins:
Hey, I was doing it, until that bug thing...

John Silver:
BELAY THAT!!! [hands Jim the mop] Now, I want this deck swabbed spotless, and heaven help ye if I come back and it's not done! Morph? [Morph appears] Keep an eye on this pup, let me know if there be anymore distractions.

Morph:
OK. Aye-yie! [Morph's eyes become big as he stares at Jim while he mops]

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[After Jim's argument with Scroop, Jim continues mopping the deck while Morph keeps an eye on him]

Jim Hawkins:
Well, this has been a fun day, huh? Makin' new friends, like that spider psycho.

Morph:
[turns into a miniature version of Scroop and tiptoes towards Jim creepily] Spider psycho. Spider psycho.

Jim Hawkins:
A little uglier.

Morph:
[laughs maniacally]

Jim Hawkins:
Pretty close.

[Morph shrugs]

John Silver:
[Morph turns back to normal when John Silver walks on the deck to dump out the trash] Well, thank heavens to little miracles. Up here for an hour, and the deck's still in one piece.

Jim Hawkins:
Um... look, I... what you did, thanks.

John Silver:
[looks at him sympathetically] Didn't your pap ever teach you to pick your fights a bit more carefully? [Jim looks away] Your father not the teachin' sort?

Jim Hawkins:
No. He was more the taking-off-and-never-coming-back sort.

John Silver:
[sympathetically] Oh... Sorry, lad.

Jim Hawkins:
Hey, no big deal. I'm doing just fine.

John Silver:
Is that so? [smirks] Well, since the Captain has put you in my charge, like it or not, I'll be pounding a few skills into that thick head of yours to keep you out of trouble.

Jim Hawkins:
What?

John Silver:
From now on, I'm not lettin' you out of me sight!

Jim Hawkins:
You can't d--!

John Silver:
You won't so much as eat, sleep, or scratch your BUM without my say-so!

Jim Hawkins:
Don't do me any favors!

John Silver:
Oh, you can be sure of that, lad! You can be sure of that! [laughs]

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[Captain Amelia has just saved the crew from a black hole.]

Dr. Doppler:
Captain! That--oh, my goodness. That was--that was absolutely--that was the most--

Captain Amelia:
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.

Dr. Doppler:
Well, uh, uh--thank you. Thank you very much. Well, l have a lot of help to offer anatomically--amanamonically--uh-astronomically. [slaps himself on forehead]

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Captain Amelia:
All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow? [He is nowhere to be seen] Mr Arrow?

Scroop:
[Approaches, holding Arrow's hat] I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost. [Amelia stares at the hat in horror] His lifeline was not secured.

[The crew members glare at Jim, who was in charge of securing the lifelines. Jim turns to Amelia, who gives him an angry yet sad look]

Jim Hawkins:
No, I checked them ALL! [Jim pushed the crew aside to reveal that Arrow's lifeline is missing.] I did. I checked them all. They were secure. I swear...

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[Jim is brooding on the rigging after Mr. Arrow's death, moving a piece of rope through his hands, when Silver stands next to him smoking his pipe. After a long pause, Silver speaks.]

John Silver:
It weren't your fault, you know.

Jim Hawkins:
[sighs deeply]

John Silver:
Why, half the crew would be spinning in that black abyss if not for-

[Jim angrily tosses the rope he's holding off the ship and jumps down onto the deck next to Silver]

Jim Hawkins:
Look, don't you get it?! I screwed up! I mean, for two seconds, I thought that maybe I could do something right, but... [he then yells in frustration before standing by the mast away from Silver.] Just forget it. Forget it.

[He then places his hand on his forehead, while Silver looks at him with pity, before placing his own hand on Jim's shoulder to turn him around.]

John Silver:
Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you'll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you're made of! And... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.

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[Silver and some of the crew are privately plotting over mutiny. Unbeknownst to them, Jim is watching from within a barrel of fruit.]

Birdbrain Mary:
Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!

Hands:
So, there's only three of them left.

Grewnge:
We are wanting to move!

John Silver:
We don't move we got the treasure in hand!

Scroop:
I say we kill them all now.

John Silver:
[grabs him by the neck angrily] "I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [throws him at the barrel]

Scroop:
Strong talk... but I know otherwise.

[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a purp to avoid being discovered.]

Silver:
You got something to say, Scroop?

Scroop:
[smiles sinisterly] It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.

Silver:
[pauses, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?!

[In the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt.]

Scroop:
[taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."

Silver:
SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!

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[After Dr. Doppler shoots a piece of machinery, causing the walkway to break, sending several pirates falling towards Treasure Planet]

Captain Amelia:
[surprised] Did you actually aim for that?

Dr. Doppler:
[equally surprised] You know, actually I did?

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Captain Amelia:
Mr. Hawkins, the map, if you please.

[Jim pulls out the Map but it turns into Morph, who is laughing]

Jim Hawkins:
Morph?! MORPH, WHERE'S THE MAP?!

[Morph shapeshifts into a rope coil and the Map falling into the coil, meaning the map is still on the ship.]

Jim Hakwins:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! IT'S BACK ON THE SHIP?!

Captain Amelia:
Stifle that blob and get low. [she sees the longboat flying past the sky.] We've got company.

[Amelia looks up the longboat and turns to Jim.]

Captain Amelia:
We need a more defensible position. [Amelia gives Jim a gun] Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.

Jim Hawkins:
Aye, Captain.

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Jim Hawkins:
I gotta find a place to hide, and there's pirates chasing me--

B.E.N.:
Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates! I don't like them. I remember Captain Flint. This guy had such a temper.

Jim Hawkins:
Wait, wait, wait. You knew Captain Flint?

B.E.N.:
I think he suffered from mood swings, personally. I'm not a therapist in any way, but I--you let me know when I'm rambling!

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Jim Hawkins:
[sighs] Look, if you're gonna come along, you're gonna have to stop talking.

B.E.N.:
HUZZAH! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is fantastic! Me and my best buddy are lookin' for a...

Jim Hawkins:
[clears throat]

B.E.N.:
[whispers] Being quiet.

Jim Hawkins:
And you have to stop touching me.

B.E.N.:
Touching and talking. Those are my two big no-nos.

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Jim Hawkins:
Boy. You are really something. [walks around Sliver] All that talk of greatness? Light coming off my sails? What a joke.

John Silver:
Now, just see here, Jimbo--

Jim Hawkins:
I mean, at last you taught me one thing. Stick to it, right? Well, that just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make sure that you never see one drabloon of my treasure!

John Silver:
[angry] THAT TREASURE IS OWED ME, BY 'TUNDER!!!

Jim Hawkins:
[very angry] WELL, TRY TO FIND IT WITHOUT MY MAP, "BY 'TUNDER"!!!

John Silver:
Oh, you still don't know how to pick your fights, do ya, boy?! Now mark me: either I get that map by dawn tomorrow, or so help me, I'LL USE THE SHIP'S CANNONS TO BLAST YE ALL TO KINGDOM COME!!!

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Captain Amelia:
[delirious from injury] Gentlemen... we must stay together and... and... [groans]

Dr. Doppler:
And what? What?! [takes off glasses] We must stay together and what?!

Captain Amelia:
Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.

Dr. Doppler:
She's lost her mind!

Jim:
Well, you gotta help her!

Dr. Doppler:
Dang it, Jim! I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor! I have a doctorate, but it's not the same thing! You can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!

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Jim Hawkins:
[spots Captain Flint's skeleton] Captain Flint?

B.E.N.:
In the flesh! Well, s-sort of. Except for skin, organs... or anything that--that resembles flesh - that's not there.

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Dr. Doppler:
All my life, I dreamed of an adventure like this. [sighs] I'm just sorry I couldn't have been... more helpful to you.

Captain Amelia:
Oh, don't be daft. You've been very helpful. Truly.

Dr. Doppler:
I feel like such a useless weakling... [hands slip out of the rope he was tied with] ...with abnormally thin wrists! [to Grewnge, the pirate guarding them, while pretending to still be tied up] Excuse me, brutish pirate.

Grewnge:
[belches]

Dr. Doppler:
Yes, you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head... or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big, fat body?!

Grewnge:
[grabs Doppler] I PUMMEL YOU GOOD!

Dr. Doppler:
Yes, I'm sure you will, but before you do, I have one more question. [pulls out a gun and points it at Grewnge's belly, smirks] Is this yours?

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[Silver has chosen Jim over the treasure.]

Jim Hawkins:
Silver, you gave up--?

John Silver:
Just a lifelong obsession, Jimbo. I'll get over it.

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[With Captain Amelia still injured, Doppler's steering the ship.]

Captain Amelia:
Doctor, head us back to the portal.

Dr. Doppler:
Aye, Captain.

[Later]

Captain Amelia:
Down on the right! THE RIGHT!

Dr. Doppler:
I KNOW, I KNOW! WILL YOU JUST LET ME DRIVE?!

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Melvin Plug:
[discovering the gun Burt gave him is empty] Burt, you asshole! There's no bullets in this gun!

Burt Gummer:
[taking the gun back with a smile] Got you moving, didn't it?

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Valentine McKee:
STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!

Earl Bassett:
[waking up] You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.

Valentine McKee:
Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?

Earl Bassett:
I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

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Earl Bassett:
[Valentine has just freed the truck from a hangup, after a struggle] Y'know, that's a good way to break an axle.

Valentine McKee:
Could you shut up?

Earl Bassett:
Hey, I don't need to spend the night out here!

Valentine McKee:
[long pause] Crybaby.

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[Ground starts to bulge]

Valentine McKee:
Must be a million of them!

[Graboid breaks through the surface of the ground]

Earl Bassett:
Nope, just one!

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[About the dead Graboid]

Earl Bassett:
Hey, Rhonda. You ever seen anything like this before?

Valentine McKee:
Oh, sure, Earl, everybody knows about them. We just didn't tell you. Hell, nobody ever saw anything like this! We're really onto something here!

Earl Bassett:
I'll tell you one thing: Old Chang won't be getting his slick mitts on this for no measly 15 bucks!

Valentine McKee:
You got that right!

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