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Bobby:
(to Dutch) Leave him (Daniel) alone man, he's had enough!

Dutch:
Shut up, Bobby!

Bobby:
Look at him, Dutch. He can't even stand up!

Tommy:
SO WHAT?!

Dutch:
THAT DON'T MEAN SQUAT!

Bobby:
Johnny? (still to Johnny and pointing at Johnny) Leave him (Daniel) alone, man, he's had enough!

Johnny:
I'll decide when he's had enough!

Bobby:
What is wrong with you, Johnny!

Johnny:
AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY!

Dutch:
(to Johnny) RIGHT!

Johnny:
RIGHT?!

Dutch:
RIGHT!

Bobby:
(to Johnny, Tommy and Dutch) You're crazy, men!

The Karate Kid  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mickey:
Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?

Sgt. Cliff:
They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...

Mickey:
Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.

Lone Star  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bartender:
I'm as liberal as the next guy.

Sheriff Sam Deeds:
If the next guy is a redneck.

Lone Star  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheriff Sam Deeds:
Mrs. Bledsoe?

Minnie Bledsoe:
That's me.

Sheriff Sam Deeds:
I'm Sheriff Deeds.

Minnie Bledsoe:
Sheriff Deeds is dead, honey. You just Sheriff Junior.

Sheriff Sam Deeds:
Yeah, that's the story of my life.

Lone Star  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coworker:
Your mother's family is Spanish?

Pilar Cruz:
Sure, they go back to Cortés. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.

Lone Star  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[General Erich Marcks, commander of the 84th Army Corps, prepares to leave for war games]

Adjutant:
Have you finished the plan, Herr General?

Gen. Erich Marcks:
Yes, quite. Quite finished. [puts compass on map] War games! Theoretical invasions! To go all the way to Rennes, just to push little flags around a table with other generals. The invasion in a sandbox!

Adjutant:
Winning or losing, Herr General?

Marcks:
Have I ever lost?

Adjutant:
It's just that Herr General will be playing the role of Eisenhower this time.

Marcks:
I will win because I go against the rules, Schiller! [shines light at map] We expect them to attack at Pas-de-Calais, at the narrowest point of the Channel, don't we! And in good weather, too! But that's too simple, my dear. It's far too obvious. I choose the farthest distance, and when the weather is at its worst! I'll attack here!... In Normandy. And in bad weather! Like now... In bad weather!

The Longest Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Adjutant:
A brilliant plan, Herr General. Unorthodox, but brilliant.

Gen. Erich Marcks:
Well, fortunately it's just a game. I don't think we need to worry too much. Eisenhower would never risk such a gambit. Never!

The Longest Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Maj-Gen Raymond Barton, commander of the 4th Infantry Division, argues with assistant division chief Brig-Gen Theodore Roosevelt Jr. over the latter insisting on landing ashore with the division at Utah Beach]

MG Raymond Barton:
You're putting me on the spot.

BG Teddy Roosevelt Jr:
I didn't mean to, Tubby.

Barton:
The hell you didn't. You put that request in writing, made it official. You're the assistant division commander.

Roosevelt:
And that's why I'm supposed to go ashore in the first wave. That's where I'm supposed to be. You know that.

Barton:
You're important to this operation. We can't have you knocked off on the first day.

Roosevelt:
But that's not the real reason. Isn't it because my father was president of the United States?

Barton:
And a great president. And a great soldier. He led the charge of the Rough Riders up San Juan Hill. So now you've got to be the first man ashore on Utah Beach.

Roosevelt:
But that's where I'm supposed to be, Tubby. That's my job. Also, I've been there side by side with the men all through training. They're used to seeing where I belong. They have a right to expect me there. President's son or not. Is my request denied?

Barton:
No, you know it's not. Request reluctantly approved.

Roosevelt:
Thanks, Tubby. Thanks a lot.

The Longest Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Aboard the Free French Navy battleship Richelieu]

Bridge Officer:
Attention, attention. Admiral Jaujard.

RADM Robert Jaujard:
[addressing Free French forces] Soon we shall engage in combat. In order to defeat the enemy, we must fire on our homeland. This is the price of liberty. Vive le France!

The Longest Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the 29th Infantry Division is trapped at Omaha Beach and Brig-Gen. Norm Cota has briefed his deputy about marshalling engineers to blast a certain section of the wall]

BG Norm Cota:
[walks alongside troopers] Now listen to me, all of you. You guys got to snap out of it. We're getting off of here, and we're going inland.

Soldier:
What about weapons, General? My men lost everything. They're not afraid to fight, but they gotta have something to fight with!

Cota:
Strip the dead and the wounded. Pick up anything that'll shoot. I don't have to tell you the score, you all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: Those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Get off your butts! You guys are the Fighting 29th!

The Longest Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[D.J., Kate, Bugs, and Daffy approach a dead end]

Bugs:
Eh, just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hittin' that wall, say "aye".

D.J. and Kate:
AYE!!!

Daffy:
Mother!

Spy car computer:
Taking you to Mother!

[the car takes to the sky before it can hit the wall]

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

D.J.:
There's a man there! He's got a woman! She's tied up in a burlap sack and he's taking her to the Eiffel Tower!

Pepe:
Ah, eet eez Spring, eez eet not?

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[D.J. and Daffy Duck drive to Las Vegas.]

D.J.:
I'm not a security guard! For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money.

Daffy:
Um-hmm.

D.J.:
What I really do is... I'm... I'm a... I'm a stuntman.

Daffy:
Hah! You, a stuntman? Please!

D.J.:
I am! Did you see those Mummy movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is.

[Daffy rolls his eyes, complete with cartoon sound effect]

D.J.:
Oh, no, you couldn't stand that! One day, he decides to say, "No-no-no! The Bren-Master does all his own stunts"!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[We get our first view of the ACME boardroom and its members.]

Chairman:
This is unacceptable! We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME sneakers - not when three-year-olds work for so much less!

[The VPs jump for their buzzers. VP Child Labor hits his first. The Chairman points to him.]

Chairman:
Yes?

VP Child Labor:
But, sir. They require naps.

Chairman:
Put double espresso in their sippy cups!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the Wooden Nickel, diva Dusty Tails changes while she talks about her career.]

Dusty:
I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. It's really hard for me to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids!

[She comes out wearing a shiny black-leather catsuit.]

Dusty:
Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advanced weapons training?

Daffy:
[gives a wolf-whistle] How many galoshes died to make that little number?

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[D.J. tries to take the Mona Lisa Queen of Diamonds playing card from Dusty, who instead slips it inside her outfit]

Dusty:
That is so sweet! You, trying to take over for your father. These evil forces, they're bad people!

Daffy:
Relax, sister! I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"!

[Daffy opens the door and finds himself facing a lit cannon.]

Yosemite Sam:
Say your prayers, Duck!

Daffy:
"Fear: Noun. A state of terror". Aaaah!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Yosemite Sam chases D.J. and Daffy through the Wooden Nickel casino, guns a-blazin'…]

Yosemite Sam:
Come back here, ya card-carryin' cuy-ote!

[… and slips on a banana peel.]

Yosemite Sam:
Yikes! Ooooh! Dad-burned slapstick cliché!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Foghorn Leghorn:
(to D.J.) Card, sir?

D.J.:
Hit me.

Foghorn Leghorn:
Don't-- I say, don't 'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Daffy and D.J. finally escape the Wooden Nickel]

Daffy:
I say we do Cirque de Soleil and call it a night.

[D.J. makes a mad dash for his car]

Daffy:
How 'bout the Liberace Museum?

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Kate and Bugs drive through the streets of Las Vegas, looking for Daffy.]

Kate:
There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas! We are never gonna find that duck.

[Suddenly, Daffy runs into the street and is promptly plastered onto the windshield. Kate gasps.]

Bugs:
Hee-hee. Daff never misses a cue.

[D.J. arrives, peels off Daffy, and tosses him into the back seat, upside down, next to Bugs.]

Bugs:
Eh, what's up, Duck?

Daffy:
Don't you start with me.

[D.J. notices Kate in the driver's seat of the car]

D.J.:
You!

Kate:
You!

Daffy:
[to Bugs] You!

Bugs:
Him?

Daffy:
Her!

Bugs and Daffy:
Them!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Driving alongside the good guys, Nasty Canasta lights a stick of dynamite to throw into their car.]

Kate:
Dynamite?! Who has dynamite?!

Daffy:
[scoffs] Welcome to my world.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The good guys take off, leaving the bad guys with the lit dynamite.]

Yosemite Sam:
Throw it out the window! Throw it out! THROW IT OUT!

Canasta:
But innocent people could be hurt.

Yosemite Sam:
THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

Smith:
It'll send the wrong message to children!

Yosemite Sam:
GIMME THE--!

[dynamite explodes]

Yosemite Sam:
Ooh!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[just before the heroes' flying car crashes, it stops a few feet above the desert ground]

Bugs:
Ha! Outta gas.

[fade to black]

Kate:
What?! It doesn't work like that!

[Cut back to car, which smashes into the ground; fade to black again]

Bugs:
Thanks, Toots.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the desert, D.J. spots a Wal-Mart store, rippling in the heat]

D.J.:
Hey, look at that!

Bugs:
Is it a mirage, or just product placement?

Daffy:
Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices!

[Daffy runs toward the image.]

Daffy:
Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your product name here! Woo-hoo-hoo!

DJ:
[to Kate] Is this your idea?

[She opens her mouth to object, then gets defensive.]

Kate:
The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.

[D.J. shares his disappointed look with the audience; later, the intrepid adventurers depart the desert Wal-Mart with beverages]

Bugs:
Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages in retoin for us saying "Wal-Mart" so many times.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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