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[Beatrix finds a Hattori Hanzo sword in set of Budd's golf club. She grabs it and partially unsheathes it.]

The Bride:
To my brother, Budd, the only man I ever loved. Bill.

[Elle unsheathes The Bride's sword and is shocked to see her with a Hattori Hanzo sword.]

Elle Driver:
What's that?

The Bride:
Budd's Hanzo sword.

Elle Driver:
He said, he pawned it.

The Bride:
Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it. Elle?

Elle Driver:
Bea.

The Bride:
There's something I'm curious about, just between us girls. What did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?

[A flashback reveals Elle getting her left eye plucked out by Pai Mei as her punishment for her insolence in insulting him. She is seen screaming and covering her empty left eye socket.]

Elle Driver:
I called him a miserable, old fool.

The Bride:
Ooh, bad idea.

Elle Driver:
You know what I did? I killed that miserable, old fool.

[The Bride is shocked as another flashback occurred with Pai Mei choking on the fish heads containing poison in them.]

Elle Driver:
How do you like the fish heads you miserable, old fool? [Narrating] I poisoned his fish heads.

Pai Mei:
(in Cantonese) Elle, you treacherous dog, I gave you my word.

Elle Driver:
And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing."

[Pai Mei dies, the flashback ends and Elle laughs evilly.]

Elle Driver:
That's right! I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you too -- with your own sword, no less. Which, in the very immediate future, will become...my sword.

The Bride:
Bitch. You don't have a future.

Kill Bill: Volume 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]

Mike Tobacco:
Did you see that?

Debbie Stone:
Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Curtis Mooney:
(above quote in TV version)Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy smoke!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Drakken:
When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!

Killigan:
Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?

Monkey Fist:
I'm with the mad golfer on this one.

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ron:
Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?

Floating Robot:
The attitude adjustment center.

Kim:
Isn't that the high school?

Floating Robot:
Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit

Ron:
Yep, high school.

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bonnie Rockwell:
Our scan has picked up two troublemakers in the back row.

Ron Stoppable:
I wonder what they do with troublemakers?

[wrist-cuffs & foot-cuffs trap Kim & Ron]

Ron Stoppable:
Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!

[Obedience collars emerge from the seatbacks]

Kim:
Or that sort of thing!

Bonnie Rockwaller:
Obedience collars; you'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]:
Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?

Rufus:
...uh, cheeeeese!

[audience applauds]

An audience Rufus:
[to neighbor] You owe me a buck.

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Police officer 1:
Drop the gun!

Police officer 2:
Yeah, that's right! Drop the gun!

Kimble:
Hey! I'm a police officer. This is an arrest.

Crisp:
This man's crazy. Look at him. He'll kill me. You're just going to stand there?

Police officer 1:
Freeze!

Police officer 2:
Jeez!

Kimble:
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. This man is under arrest.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
How do I look?

Phoebe:
Take off the gun.

Kimble:
That's a good idea.

Phoebe:
Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.

Kimble:
Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?

Phoebe:
On second thought, take the gun.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phoebe:
Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.

Kimble:
[nods] No fear.

Phoebe:
No fear.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miss Schlowski:
Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days.

Lisa:
Where'd she go?

Miss Schlowski:
That doesn't matter.

Lowell:
Did she die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell, she went to see someone.

Lowell:
Did they die?

Miss Schlowski:
No, Lowell.

Lowell:
Everyone dies, you know.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
This is your new class mascot.

Boy:
What happened to your dog?

Kimble:
This is not a dog. This is a ferret.

Girl:
What's a ferret?

Kimble:
[showing them his ferret in a way] That's a ferret.

Kids:
Oh.

Lowell:
If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.

Kimble:
No, that's not true. He never bites.

Girl:
Can I pet him?

Kimble:
Sure, but one at a time, okay?

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]

Phoebe:
How'd it go?

Kimble:
Go away.

Phoebe:
It went that well, huh?

Kimble:
You take over tomorrow.

Phoebe:
And blow our cover? Can't do it.

Kimble:
They're horrible.

Phoebe:
Tell me about it.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
I have a headache.

Lowell:
It might be a tumor.

Kimble:
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
What I meant was...you tell me...who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. [points to a girl] You.

Girl 1:
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.

Boy 1:
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.

Girl 2:
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.

Boy 2:
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.

Girl 3:
My dad watches TV all day long.

Girl 4:
My dad works on computers...and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard.

Kimble:
Mm-hmm.

Girl 4:
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because...and he...his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.

Boy 3:
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.

Boy 4:
My dad, um, is a psychologist...and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Twins: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

Kimble:
Good.

Dominic:
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.

Boy 5:
My dad is a gynecologist...and he looks at vaginas all day long.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miss Schlowski:
I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

Kimble:
It felt great.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kimble:
Freeze!

[the two kissing children scream out of fright]

Kimble:
Don't you know the building is on fire?

Kissing Boy:
We-we thought it was just another drill.

Kimble:
Well, get out!

Kissing Boy:
Yes, sir.

Kindergarten Cop  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella Holland:
Oh, Louis! I don't want to marry Lionel!

Louis:
Why not?

Sibella:
He's so dull.

Louis:
I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sibella:
He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.

Louis:
He certainly has room to do so.

Kind Hearts and Coronets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Weston:
I can't send a young pretty girl such as you ask on a job like this without telling her what to expect...To go off on a trip for no one knows how long, to some spot you don't even hint at, the only woman on the ship with the toughest mugs I ever looked at.

Denham:
Listen, there are dozens of girls in this town tonight that are in more danger than they'll ever see with me.

Driscoll:
Yeah, but they know that kind of danger.

Denham:
Holy Mackerel. Do you think I want to haul a woman around?...Because the Public, bless 'em, must have a pretty face to look at...Well, isn't there any romance or adventure in the world without having a flapper in it?...Makes me sore. I go out and sweat blood to make a swell picture and then the critics and the exhibitors all say, 'If this picture had love interest it would gross twice as much.' All right. The Public Wants a Girl, and this time, I'm gonna give 'em what they want. I'm gonna make the greatest picture in the world, something that nobody's ever seen or heard of. They'll have to think up a lot of new adjectives when I come back. Now I'm going to find a girl...even if I have to marry one.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Oh, you have gone soft on her, eh? I've got enough troubles without a love affair to complicate things. Better cut it out, Jack.

Driscoll:
Love affair! You think I'm gonna fall for any dame?

Denham:
I've never known it to fail: some big, hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy.

Driscoll:
Now who's goin' sappy? Listen, I haven't run out on ya, have I?

Denham:
No, you're a pretty tough guy, but if Beauty gets you, ya...Huh, I'm going right into a theme song here.

Driscoll:
Say, what are you talkin' about?

Denham:
It's the idea of my picture. The Beast was a tough guy too. He could lick the world. But when he saw Beauty, she got him. He went soft. He forgot his wisdom and the little fellas licked him. Think it over, Jack.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
A wall...built so long ago that the people who live there have slipped back, forgotten the higher civilization that built it. That wall is as strong today as it was centuries ago. The natives keep that wall in repair. They need it.

Driscoll:
Why?

Denham:
There's something on the other side of it, something they fear.

Captain:
A hostile tribe.

Denham:
Did you ever hear of...Kong?

Captain:
Why, yes. Some native superstition isn't it? A god or a spirit or something?

Denham:
Well anyway, neither Beast nor man. Something monstrous. All powerful. Still living. Still holding that island in a grip of deadly fear. Well, every legend has a basis of truth. I tell you, there's something on that island that no white man has ever seen.

Captain:
And you expect to photograph it?

Denham:
If it's there, you bet I'll photograph it.

Driscoll:
Suppose it doesn't like having its picture taken?

Denham:
Well, now you know why I brought along those cases of gas bombs.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Now Ann, in this one, you're looking down. When I start to crank, you look up slowly. You're quite calm. You don't expect to see a thing. Then you just follow my directions. All right? Camera. [Denham starts cranking.] Look up slowly, Ann. That's it. You don't see anything. Now look higher. Still higher. Now you see it. You're amazed. You can't believe it. Your eyes open wider. It's horrible, Ann, but you can't look away. There's no chance for you, Ann. No escape. You're helpless, Ann, helpless. There's just one chance, if you can scream. But your throat's paralyzed. Try to scream, Ann. Try. Perhaps if you didn't see it, you could scream. Throw your arms across your eyes and scream Ann, scream for your life!!!

[Ann lets loose a blood-curdling, ear-piercing shrieking scream into the wind.]

Driscoll:
What's he think she's really gonna see?

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Denham:
Wait a minute. What about Kong?

Driscoll:
Well, what about him?

Denham:
We came here to get a moving picture, and we've found something worth more than all the movies in the world.

Captain:
What?!

Denham:
We've got those gas bombs. If we can capture him alive.

Driscoll:
Why, you're crazy! Besides that, he's on a cliff where a whole army couldn't get at him.

Denham:
Yeah, if he stays there. But we've got something he wants [looking at Ann].

Driscoll:
Yep, something he won't get again.

King Kong  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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