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Olive: Grandpa? Grandpa: Yeah? Olive: [tearfully] I don't wanna be a loser. Grandpa: You're not a loser. Where'd you get the idea you're a loser? Olive: [breaking down] Because... Daddy hates losers. Grandpa: Whoa whoa whoa, back up a minute. D'you know what a loser is? A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try. Now you're trying, right? Olive: [tearfully] Yeah? Grandpa: Well then you're not a loser! We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right? Olive: [more cheerfully] Yeah. [takes her glasses off; wipes her eyes] Grandpa: We can tell 'em all to go to hell. – Little Miss Sunshine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Olive: Mom? Dad? Richard: [half asleep] What is it, hon? Olive: Grandpa won't wake up. – Little Miss Sunshine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Olive: [going over eye test pamphlets] Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision! Sheryl: I bet he does. Olive: Now, let's see if you're colorblind. [Olive opens the pamphlet] Olive: What's the letter in the circle? [Dwayne looks confused] Olive: The letter in the circle? Frank: Can you see a letter, Dwayne? Olive: It's an A. See? Right there? Frank: It's bright green. [Dwayne scribbles anxiously on his notepad - "What?"] Frank: Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind. [pause, Dwayne holds up his notepad again - "What?"] Frank: You can't fly jets if you're colorblind. [Dwayne immediately falls into an emotional breakdown; Frank, Olive and Sheryl all yell for Richard to pull over the vehicle; Dwayne springs from the stopped van into an empty field] FUCK! [he collapses, screaming and sobbing, breaking his nine-month vow of silence] Sheryl: What happened? Frank: He's colorblind. He can't fly. Sheryl: Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. (waits several moments, then approaches Dwayne) Dwayne? Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. Dwayne, come on. We have to go. Dwayne: I'm not going. Sheryl: Dwayne. Dwayne: I said I'm not, okay? I don't care, I'm not getting on that bus again. Sheryl: Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family. Dwayne: [stands up] No, you're not my family, okay? I don't want to be your family! I hate you fucking people! I hate you! (points to Sheryl, Richard, and Frank as he shouts) Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're fucking losers! You are losers! Sheryl: [whispers] Dwayne. Dwayne: [begins to cry again] No, please just leave me here, Mom. Okay? Please, please. Please just leave me here. – Little Miss Sunshine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Olive: Do you eat ice cream? Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Cherry Chocolate Garcia, except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt. – Little Miss Sunshine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all of this, high school, everything. Frank: Do you know who Marcel Proust is? Dwayne: He's the guy you teach. Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18-- ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-- those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that. " – Little Miss Sunshine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Satan: But, after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years is going to have to be…me. Cassius and Adrian: What?! Nicky: Hallelujah!! [they stare at Nicky] I mean…that sucks! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Peeper takes out a cell phone and dials; the son, Scottie, answers] Scottie: Hello? Peeper: Hello, Scottie. Say, why don't you be a good little boy and go downstairs and let your mother get comfy, all right? Scottie: Who is this? Peeper: This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. Nah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mrs. Dunleavy: [gasps] Oh my God, Scottie, is that a man up our tree? Peeper: No, no! Tell her it's just a bird! It's just a big bird! [flaps arms] Bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk! Bawwwwwk! Bawwwwwwwwwk! [With an evil grin, Scottie fires a slingshot at him, striking said Peeper in the head] [Deleted scene only; the weary Peeper lands on the ground] Peeper: Mrs. Dunleavy. Help me! Please... wear a bikini! Mrs. Dunleavy: Pervert. [to Scottie] Come on. Peeper: Oh, how are you doing? [Mrs. Dunleavy and Scottie hold a television out the window and throw it to the Peeper] NOOOOOOOOO! [The TV lands, killing him] – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley: Aren't you that horny guy pretending to be a big bird, checking out that beautiful mom? Peeper: Yes I am. Stanley: Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. [Eyes narrow, cruel smile] In Hell! Peeper: [repeatedly as he is chased by a giant bird-man trying to violate him] I deserve this! [later on when said peeper meets Satan] Peeper: [sarcastically] Hello…Mr. Devil…I like your cape. [Satan smiles, waves, then summons said giant bird-man who goes to rape said peeper] I deserve this! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline. Dan Marino: I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl. Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino. Dan Marino: You did it for Namath. Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Dan Marino: This sucks! I'll just go to the Super Bowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy! Satan: That's the spirit! Nicky: You're a good devil, Dad! Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan! Nicky: Heh-heh. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Extended version] Grandpa Lucifer: What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises? Satan: Everything's fine, Pop! Grandpa Lucifer: "Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened! Satan: Please, Pop! Go back to your room. Grandpa Lucifer: Hey, can I take him with me? [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head. Satan: Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father. Stanley: This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it? Grandpa Lucifer: Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh? Stanley: Do what you got to do, Your Horniness. Grandpa Lucifer: Okay. You know, Stanley- Satan: Use a condom, Pop. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jimmy: You were gone ten seconds. What happened? Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal! Satan: That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them. Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one! Satan: Please, Nicky, get back up there. [his ear falls off] Nicky: All right. Satan: Whoa! Jimmy: I'll get that for you, sir. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beefy: Welcome to Grand Central Station in New York City. My name is Beefy. I'm an old friend of your father's. He asked me to help you out! Nicky: I just want to find my brothers and be on my way. Beefy: It's not going to be easy. Your brothers can possess people, so they probably won't look like themselves. You have to be suspicious of everyone. Nicky: All right, "bro". Well, the jig is up, then! [pulls out flask] Get in the flask. Come on, slide right in. Beefy: It ain't me, moron. Nicky: Sorry, I… Beefy: Now, there's this blind guy outside you might think is possessed, but he's just crazy. Nicky: Okay. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beefy is teaching Nicky how to eat; Nicky takes one piece of Popeyes Chicken, looks at it] Beefy: Put it in your mouth. [Nicky puts it in his mouth] Now, move your teeth up and down. [Nicky chews it with his mouth open] Up and down. Good, numbnuts. Now you've got to swallow it. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole. [Nicky gags] Easy, don't choke! Nicky: [swallows] Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome! Beefy: Mm-hmm! Now, eat up, you're gonna need your energy. Nicky: I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save Dad! [runs out into street with flask] Adrian! Cassius! [gets hit by bus] Beefy: Oh, boy. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Deleted scene; Nicky just saw Mr. Beefy defecate in the street] Nicky: Man, that was intense! And it happens every day? Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you got to use a toilet. Nicky: Yeah? Well, just point me in the right direction next time. Beefy: Come on. There's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking. Nicky: Well, let's rock and roll, then! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Popeyes employee: May I help you? Nicky: Get in the flask! Popeyes employee: What are you talking about, man? Nicky: I'm talking about an eight piece. Let's go. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit? Nicky: No. Todd: It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from, the South? Nicky: Yes. The deep South. Ha ha ha ha! Todd: Why is that funny? Nicky: I don't know. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Deleted scene; Nicky attempts to get an NYPD officer into his flask] Nicky: Adrian, is that you? Get in the flask! Beating Cop: Beat it. Nicky: Uh-huh. [Nicky leaves then returns] Cassius, come on. What's going on? Beating Cop: I said, beat it! Nicky: Alright. [Nicky leaves then returns again] That's it. Just so you... [Nicky gets repeatedly beaten by the cop] What the hell's your problem? [Nicky gets beaten up even more] Beefy: This may take a while. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: Oh, gross! He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit! Beefy: Oh, that turn you on there, RuPaul? Heh heh heh! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bishop/Adrian: Yep, the Lord sure did say a lot of hibbity jibbity bibbity swibbity…but, has he ever really done anything for any of us? Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway? No. Man #1: I love that car. Bishop/Adrian: Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes? Man #2: [laughing] The herpes? Bishop/Adrian: No! Woman: The Lord gave my son the strength to get off drugs! [congregation cheers] Bishop/Adrian: Ma'am, I know your son. And believe me, he was better off on the drugs. At least when he was smoking hashish, he used to make me laugh occasionally. [congregation laughs] Man #3: After we tried for many years, the Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby. [congregation cheers] Bishop/Adrian: No, no, no. Your best friend, Fitzy, helped your wife conceive a baby. He helped her conceive it all night long! Fitzy: Hey, hey, hey! [congregation boos] Bishop/Adrian: How about you, Mayor? Has the Lord ever done anything for you? Mayor/Cassius: Well, you know, I…I wished I could think of something, but to be honest with you, I can't! I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me! Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a Lord. If there even is an ultimate punishment for our so-called "sins!" Why don't we all just have fun and do whatever the hell we want?! Hey, hey! Bishop/Adrian: Let the sin begin! Cassius: [thinking] "Let the sin begin." That was a good one! Adrian: [thinking] This is so much fun! I never want it to end! Cassius: [thinking] Why should it end? Who's going to stop us?! Ha ha ha ha! Bishop/Adrian: Ah ha ha ha ha! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nicky: Your glasses are pretty; they make your eyes look big and sparkly. It's fun looking at them. Valerie: Oh. My dad's an optometrist. Nicky: My dad's in Hell and he's falling apart. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Todd: I know this is your living room time, but could I maybe finish watching the Globetrotters out here? It's the craziest game I've ever seen! [one basketball player goes to shoot the ball, but the ref/Cassius blows the whistle] Ref/Cassius: He's walking! Get him a bus! Todd: This is the part I don't get. Announcer: Another terrible call. There's no way that was traveling! Basketball Player: What's up with all the calls? We haven't lost a game in fifty-three years! Ref/Cassius: Guess what, Cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here! Ha ha ha ha ha! Little Boy: Why is the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy? Boy's Father: Hey, I've been watching these guys play since I was your age. Boy's Mother: It's all part of the show, baby! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nicky: [to basketball] I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. [throws basketball underhand; at the last second, the ref/Cassius jumps up, catches ball] Ref/Cassius: Nyah! Nicky: Hey! Ref/Cassius: Get that crap out of here! Nicky: I know you're having fun, Cassius, but you've really got to come back to Hell! Cassius: Look around you, Nicky! We're in Hell. The new Hell! Ha ha ha! [Nicky looks over at audience, sees two pregnant women with Fitzy 'raising the roof', also sees three shirtless men with the "SIN" painted on their torsos] Old Lady: [swinging a shirt over her head] Do it! Do it! Do it! Whee-eeee-eeeeeeeeee! Cassius: Ha ha ha! Nicky: I was sent here to take you back, and that's what I'm going to do! Cassius: Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick! Pete: I think we're about to see a devil showdown! Nicky: You know, Dad got sick when you guys left! Cassius : I'm glad he's dying, because it's my turn now. Nicky: [while spinning the basketball on his finger] You're going to wish you never said that. [Cassius and Nicky start playing basketball] Beefy: Take him to the hole, Nicky! [Todd looks at Beefy] I mean, "Woof, woof!" Cassius: Come on, brother, come on! Oh, come on! Ha ha ha ha! [singsongy] Daddy can't help you! Daddy can't help you! [Nicky jumps in the air, yelling, causing random objects to explode, then makes the basket, shattering the glass] Boy's Father: This show gets better every year! Boy's Mother: Ah ha ha ha ha! Cassius: That was sick! Who taught you that shit? Nicky: Sorry, Cassius…it must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me! Cassius: Super Devil Juice?! Give me that, little girl! Nicky: Don't drink out of it, please! [Cassius drinks out of flask, gets sucked inside] Boy's Mother: Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit! Cassius: [from inside flask] Damn you, Nicky! There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here! John: Hail, Nicky! Pete: We are forever your slaves! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beefy is having sex with another dog] Beefy: Say "Mr. Beefy!" Say it! Say it! Female dog: "Mr. Beefy." Beefy: Aaaaand…I love you! – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chief of Police: This videotape will show what he did after he left the game. Nicky: [on the news videotape which is actually Scarface] Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you people for no reason! Nicky: That's not me; that's the cockroach Tony Montana! Chief of Police: It's difficult to watch, I know. Nicky: This is Adrian's work! Beefy: He superimposed your head onto Scarface! Todd: Which is probably De Palma's third best film. – Little Nicky Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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