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Phil Weston:
You don't think? Ya don't think? Well, I don't think you should be buttin' in when I'm talkin' to my team. You're my assistant, OK? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes when I tell ya. Now go get me a juicebox.

Mike Ditka:
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

Phil Weston:
I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy.

Mike Ditka:
You're crazy!

Phil Weston:
I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty.

Mike Ditka:
WELL, YOU GO TO HELL!

Phil Weston:
No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Mike Ditka:
I'M NO JUICEBOX BOY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not! You're like your old man!

Phil Weston:
I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN!

Mike Ditka:
If it weren't for these kids, I would whip your butt!

Phil Weston:
I CAN TAKE A PUNCH!

Kicking & Screaming  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phil Weston:
That's like the little jackal from hell!

Kicking & Screaming  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nic:
Maybe we should just sit him down and ask him already.

Jules:
What? "Are you and Clay fucking?"

Nic:
"Exploring" is a better word.

The Kids Are All Right  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Laser:
I don't think you guys should break up.

Nic:
No? Why's that?

Laser:
I think you're too old.

Nic:
[wryly] Thanks, Laser.

[Jules grins and puts a hand on Nic's knee, and Nic covers the hand with her own]

The Kids Are All Right  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Bride:
[narrating] The young girl in the school uniform is O-Ren's personal bodyguard, 17 year old Gogo Yubari. Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.

[Flashback shows Gogo with her hair in pigtails drinking an alcoholic beverage while a businessman tries to flirt with her]

Japanese Businessman:
Do you like Ferraris?

Gogo Yubari:
Ferrari? Italian trash. [smacks down beverage bottle] Do you want to screw me?

[Japanese Businessman giggles, offending Gogo.]

Gogo:
Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

Businessman:
Yes.

[Gogo stabs him]

Gogo:
How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me? Or is it I … who has penetrated you?

The Bride:
See what I mean.

Kill Bill: Volume 1  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Bride:
Is that what I think it is?

O-Ren:
You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?

The Bride:
You know, for a second there ... yeah, I kinda did.

O-Ren:
Silly rabbit.

The Bride:
Trix are for...

O-Ren:
...kids.

Kill Bill: Volume 1  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Beatrix finds a Hattori Hanzo sword in set of Budd's golf club. She grabs it and partially unsheathes it.]

The Bride:
To my brother, Budd, the only man I ever loved. Bill.

[Elle unsheathes The Bride's sword and is shocked to see her with a Hattori Hanzo sword.]

Elle Driver:
What's that?

The Bride:
Budd's Hanzo sword.

Elle Driver:
He said, he pawned it.

The Bride:
Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it. Elle?

Elle Driver:
Bea.

The Bride:
There's something I'm curious about, just between us girls. What did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?

[A flashback reveals Elle getting her left eye plucked out by Pai Mei as her punishment for her insolence in insulting him. She is seen screaming and covering her empty left eye socket.]

Elle Driver:
I called him a miserable, old fool.

The Bride:
Ooh, bad idea.

Elle Driver:
You know what I did? I killed that miserable, old fool.

[The Bride is shocked as another flashback occurred with Pai Mei choking on the fish heads containing poison in them.]

Elle Driver:
How do you like the fish heads you miserable, old fool? [Narrating] I poisoned his fish heads.

Pai Mei:
(in Cantonese) Elle, you treacherous dog, I gave you my word.

Elle Driver:
And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing."

[Pai Mei dies, the flashback ends and Elle laughs evilly.]

Elle Driver:
That's right! I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you too -- with your own sword, no less. Which, in the very immediate future, will become...my sword.

The Bride:
Bitch. You don't have a future.

Kill Bill: Volume 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]

Mike Tobacco:
Did you see that?

Debbie Stone:
Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Curtis Mooney:
(above quote in TV version)Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy smoke!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Yuri:
Excuse me, Simeon Weisz? [Hands his business card to Weisz, who glances at it] A mutual friend, Eli Kurtzman, in Brighton Beach, contacted you. I have a business proposal. I thought perhaps you and I could-

Simeon Weisz:
[Interrupting] I don't think you and I are in the same business. You think I just sell guns, don't you? I don't. I take sides.

Yuri:
But in the Iran-Iraq War, you sold guns to both sides.

Simeon Weisz:
Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose? Bullets change governments far surer than votes. You're in the wrong place, my young friend; this is no place for amateurs.

[Simeon Weisz gives back Yuri's card and leaves.]

Lord of War  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
I am not going to pay your asking price. We are not a rich people. Besides, the market is already flooded with your Kalashnikovs; do you realize in some parts of my country you can get one for the price of a chicken?

Yuri Orlov:
But you can't just look at the unit of price. You forget ancillary costs. End user certificates need to be forged and notarized, shell companies set up, insurance purchased, pilots and crews hired; not to mention the bribes! You can't get a nut and bolt out of the Eastern Bloc without a bribe. There's one bribe for the nut, another for the bolt- Andy, Andy; listen to me. This is an expensive proposition.

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Andy. I am going to pay you in timber... or stone.

[Baptiste reaches out, opens his hand, and scatters a fistful of diamonds on his desk.]

Yuri Orlov:
I'll take the stones; it's kinda hard to get a tree trunk into my hand luggage. I know you're planning a new offensive. If you can delay a week, I can get you armored personnel carriers. They'll greatly reduce your casualties, and give you a significant strategic advantage.

[Andre Baptiste Sr. looks at Yuri for a moment, visibly impressed.]

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
You know, they call me the Lord of War. But perhaps it is you.

Yuri Orlov:
It's not "Lord of War", it's "Warlord".

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

Lord of War  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Yuri Orlov:
What the fuck are you doing here?

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
We are here for peace talks at the United Nations.

Yuri Orlov:
So at the same time you thought you'd drop in on your arms dealer?

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
You know, I was wondering if that still is your profession. You are a hard man to get a hold of, all of a sudden. It is a shame. My son and I, we were hoping to do a little shopping while we are here in New York.

Yuri Orlov:
You know they're watching you.

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Yes, I know they blame me. They blame me for everything, those hypocrites! They are on a hunt for a witch.

Yuri Orlov:
Witch hunt.

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Hostilities have escalated. They are making it very difficult for me to resupply. And that requires a man... of your rare ingenuity.

Yuri Orlov:
[Hesitant] I can't help you; I'm sorry.

[Yuri turns to go back inside his apartment; Andre Baptiste Sr. moves to block him. The two men stare at each other a few moments before Andre glances down at Yuri's right hand, probably noticing his marriage ring, and smiles.]

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
I understand. But you should know this. Under the present circumstances, we are compelled... to be unusually generous.

[Andre Baptiste Sr. presses a large diamond into Yuri's open palm; Yuri's hand closes on the diamond, and the Liberian dictator grins, knowing Yuri is tempted.]

Andre Baptiste Jr.:
[Setting a hand on Yuri's shoulder] You still haven't brought me the gun of Rambo.

Andre Baptiste Sr.:
So I will see you soon. Lord of War.

Lord of War  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Augusto Odone:
When we first went to the Comoros, what did we do? We got to know the country, right?

Michaela Odone:
Yes.

Augusto Odone:
We studied, we got to know the language, resources, its law. We studied, right? We should treat Lorenzo's illness like another country.

Michaela Odone:
I don't quite see the analogy.

Augusto Odone:
All right, all right. ALD has many dimensions, right?

Michaela Odone:
Yes

Augusto Odone:
So, in order to understand it, we need to command genetics, biochemistry, microbiology, neurology, ology-ology-ology.

Michaela Odone:
Augusto, we don't have time to go to medical school.

Augusto Odone:
Michaela, the doctors are in the dark. They're groping in the dark. They've got Lorenzo on a turvy-topsy diet. And that bloody immunosuppression is brutal and useless. Michaela, we should not have consigned him blindly into their hands. He should not suffer by our ignorance. We take responsibility. So... we read a little. And we go out and inform ourselves. Hmm.

Michaela Odone:
But... to miss time with him while he can still speak to us... How can…"

Augusto Odone:
Yes, I know, I know. But he expects it of us.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ellard Muscatine:
When Michael, our first boy, got sick we searched around looking for anything that might help him. You wanna know the best thing that happened? He was taken quickly. Now Tommy... he has lasted three years, and for two of them, he's been without his sight, his mind, everything that makes him a human being, he's a vegetable. Y'know if you would just stop all this denial, you wouldn't do a thing to prolong your boy's suffering and indignity one minute longer.

Loretta Muscatine:
Has it occurred to you that maybe he doesn't want to be around anymore?

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michaela Odone:
The life of one boy is not enough reward for you to risk the reputation of the institution and the esteem of your peers.

Professor Nikolais:
That was uncalled for. Your responsibility is merely towards your own child. My responsibility is towards all the boys that suffer from this disease, now and in the future. Of course I anguish for the suffering of your boy. And of course I applaud you for the efforts you make on his behalf. But I will have nothing to do with this oil.

Michaela Odone:
We are not asking, Doctor, for your anguish or your applause. We are asking merely for a little courage.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michaela Odone:
Here he is! The cleverest boy in the world!

Lorenzo Odone:
(laughs) Hi, Mom!

Michaela Odone:
What's this?

Classmate:
See you tomorrow, Lorenzo!

Lorenzo Odone:
It's, uh, it's a picture.

Michaela Odone:
Oh, my goodness!

Lorenzo Odone:
And, uh, there's the Comoros.The little islands.

Michaela Odone:
Of course, it is.

Young Teacher:
Mrs. Odone, may I have a word?

Michaela Odone:
Very skillful, Sweetheart.

Lorenzo Odone:
And, uh, Jupiter.

Michaela Odone:
Jupiter's next to the Comoros? I'll be right there, Lorenzo.

Lorenzo Odone:
Okay, Mommy.

Michaela Odone:
Yes?

Young Teacher:
Is Lorenzo having any problems at home?

Michaela Odone:
Not that I know of, why?

Young Teacher:
Because today, he suddenly started throwing paints around. He went wild destroying other children's paintings.

Michaela Odone:
Surely, he must've been provoked then?

Young Teacher:
No, it came out of the blue. He's normally such a terrific kid.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michaela Odone:
Darling, how were they annoying you? Were they teasing you?

Lorenzo Odone:
No.

Michaela Odone:
Were they touching your paints?

Lorenzo Odone:
No.

Michaela Odone:
Well, how were they annoying you?

Lorenzo Odone:
They just were.

Michaela Odone:
Doing what?

Lorenzo Odone:
Things.

Michaela Odone:
What kind of things?

Lorenzo Odone:
Things that make me feel annoyed.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorenzo Odone:
Now, hold my hand.

Michaela Odone:
Yes, Sweetie.

Lorenzo Odone:
Now, the story.

Michaela Odone:
And what story is that, Sweetheart.

Lorenzo Odone:
La Notte di San Lorenzo

Michaela Odone:
San Lorenzo, who is?

Lorenzo Odone:
My patron saint and saint to my father's village.

Michaela Odone:
That's right, and what happened to him?

Lorenzo Odone:
He was in Rome and, I forgot.

Augusto Odone:
Well; many years ago, the bad guy says to him 'Bring me the riches of your church!' and Lorenzo, he brings them the beggars and the sick people and he says—

Lorenzo Odone:
'These are our riches!'

Augusto Odone:
Yes! Bravo, Lorenzino!

Michaela Odone:
That's wonderful, Sweetheart! So clever!

Augusto Odone:
Bravo! And tonight, August 10th, is?

Lorenzo Odone:
La Notte di San Lorenzo.

Michaela Odone:
The night of the shooting stars.

Augusto Odone:
When anything can happen.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorenzo Odone:
Why are all these people here?

Immunosuppression Doctor:
Beg your pardon, Lorenzo?

Lorenzo Odone:
Why are all these people here?

Doctor:
He asks 'why all these people are here?'

Immunosuppression Doctor:
Well, they're all doctors and they want to learn how to help other boys in the future.

Lorenzo Odone:
Other boys with the boo-boo?

Michaela Odone:
Yes, Darling.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Young Teacher:
Mrs. Odone?

Michaela Odone:
Another incident?

Young Teacher:
Yes. And today, it was much worse.

Principal:
Mrs. Odone, is there some trouble at home?

Michaela Odone:
Why do you assume the trouble is at home?

Principal:
Because there's nothing here that explains his behavior. It's... disturbed.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorenzo Odone:
(Aggravtedly screaming and yelling while throwing things around.)

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

School Therapist:
He does present as a Hyperactive.

Michaela Odone:
But Hyperactives repeat tasks endlessly, don't they?

School Therapist:
They perseverate, yes.

Michaela Odone:
Lorenzo's activities all have a shape and structure: beginning, middle and end.

Augusto Odone:
My Gosh, he's learned three languages. How can he be Hyperactive?

School Therapist:
I know it's hard to accept that a gifted child may also be disturbed.

Principal:
I think that Lorenzo needs to be referred to our IDP committee.

Michaela Odone:
What's that?

Augusto Odone:
For what?

Principal:
Individual Disablity Placement. Lorenzo needs to be in a special ed. class.

Michaela Odone:
Any special ed. our son needs will be provided at home.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Augusto Odone:
It's a school, Lorenzo, like any other school.

Lorenzo Odone:
It's full of doctors?

Michaela Odone:
Yes, Darling. Some of the cleverest in America.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Immunosuppression Doctor:
What color's that cross?

Lorenzo Odone:
Red.

Immunosuppression Doctor:
That's right. It's red. I'm gonna speak to your parents but Leah's gonna stay and check your blood pressure, okay? I'll be right back.

Leah:
I'll just put this around your arm.

Immunosuppression Doctor:
Look, it's important you both know what's going on. Cyclophosphamides are no picnic. This is all-out chemotherapy. We're gonna be suppressing his immune system. It's very high-risk We're gonna need to keep him here at least three weeks.

Leah:
That's it.

Immunosuppression Doctor:
Lorenzo's still walking, he's still talking, he's still communicating. But that can all change, now, knowing all of this, do you still want us to go through with this?

Michaela Odone:
Given the alternatives, yes.

Lorenzo's Oil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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