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Kelly:
Listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh. Shh. Okay?

John:
Okay, yeah!

Kelly:
Okay, arigato. [to Charlotte] Aarigato.

John:
[laughing] Moshi moshi!

[Kelly walks away]

Charlotte:
Evelyn Waugh?

John:
What?

Charlotte:
Evelyn Waugh was a man.

John:
[shocked] Oh, c'mon, she's nice. What? You know-- You know, not everyone went to Yale. Its just a pseudonym, for Christ's sake.

Charlotte:
Why do you have to defend her?

John:
Well... why do you have to point out how stupid everybody is all the time?

Charlotte:
I thought it was funny. Forget it.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kelly:
[being interviewed] You know, I guess the reason why I like Japan the best out of all Asian countries is because I really feel close to, um, Buddhism. I really feel-- I really believe in reincarnation. That's part of what drew me to Midnight Velocity as well because although Keanu dies, he eventually gets reincarnated. So, there's hope. There's hope in reincarnation, I think.

Reporter:
What was it like working with Keanu Reeves?

Kelly:
He was always so-- He was always, you know, giving me ideas and, you know, really helpful. He made me feel really comfortable, so-- And we both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A.; so we have all these different things in common. So, you know, we both really like Mexican food and yoga and karate!

[reporters laugh]

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kelly:
Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And I'm, like, "No, I'm not!" I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it! Just because I have a high metabolism.

John:
Because I thought you were anorexic too.

Kelly:
Everybody does. Everybody thinks that.

John:
Yeah, 'cause you look so--

Kelly:
Thank you! I know, but it's-- I mean, I eat whatever. I have a really high metabolism. Yeah. But, um-- My dad was an anorexic.

Charlotte:
[sarcastically] Really?

Kelly:
He, um, fought on the American side of the Bay of Pigs in Cuba. He was taken prisoner and the whole time he was there they tortured him about food. Every day they told him they put poison in the food. So, they would always make themselves throw up after every meal.

John:
That's horrible!

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlotte:
You ever switch seats?

Bob:
Uh, I like this one. If I fall, someone will notice.

Charlotte:
Yeah. So, you having a nice time?

Bob:
Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I need like, what, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?

Charlotte:
I'm in.

Bob:
Good.

Charlotte:
I'll go pack my stuff.

Bob:
Get your coat.

Charlotte:
See ya. [walks away]

Bob:
I hope you've had enough to drink. It's gonna take courage.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlotte:
How long are you here for?

Bob:
I'll be in the bar the rest of the week.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bob is wearing an orange camouflage t-shirt]

Charlotte:
You really are having a mid-life crisis.

Bob:
Really? I was afraid of that. I kept telling myself that I just wanted to be ready in case we go to war tonight.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob:
I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room.

Charlotte:
Mmh, that's nice!

Bob:
And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.

Charlotte:
Yeah. I'm in pain, I got my foot banged up. Wanna see it?

Bob:
[to Chef, sarcastically] How do you say no? Oh, my gosh! When did you do this?

Charlotte:
I did it the other day. It hurts, y'know?

Bob:
Didn't you feel any pain?

Charlotte:
Yeah, it really hurt.

Bob:
That toe is almost dead. I think I got to take you to a doctor. You can't just put that back in the shoe. Well, you either go to a doctor or you leave it here. [regarding Chef] He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlotte:
You know, the first time I saw you, you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar. You were very dashing. I liked the mascara.

Bob:
[shakes his head] But the first time I saw you was in the elevator.

Charlotte:
Really?

Bob:
You don't remember?

Charlotte:
Mmm, I guess you do kind of blend in here, huh? Did I scowl at you?

Bob:
No, you smiled.

Charlotte:
I did?

Bob:
Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlotte:
Why do they switch the r's and the l's here?

Bob:
Uh, for yuks. You know? Just to mix it up. They have to amuse themselves, 'cause we're not making them laugh.

Charlotte:
Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun.

Bob:
Whatever you say. You're the boss.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bob and Charlotte are lying on the bed]

Charlotte:
I'm stuck. Does it get easier.

Bob:
No. Yes. It gets easier.

Charlotte:
Oh yeah? Look at you.

Bob:
Thanks. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

Charlotte:
Yeah. I just don't know what I'm supposed to be, you know. I tried being a writer, but I hate what I write. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. You know, every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, like horses... taking dumb pictures of your feet.

Bob:
You'll figure that out. I'm not worried about you. Keep writing.

Charlotte:
But I'm so mean.

Bob:
Mean's okay.

Charlotte:
Yeah? What about marriage, does that get easier?

Bob:
That's hard. We used to have a lot of fun. Lydia would come with me when I made the movies, and we would laugh about it all. Now she doesn't want to leave the kids, and she doesn't need me to be there. The kids miss me, but they're fine. It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.

Charlotte:
It's scary.

Bob:
The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.

Charlotte:
Nobody ever tells you that.

Bob:
Your life, as you know it... is gone, never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk and you wanna be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.

Charlotte:
[beginning to fall asleep] Hmm, that's nice.

Bob:
Where'd you grow up?

Charlotte:
Um, I grew up in New York, and I moved to Los Angeles when John and I got married. But it's so different there.

Bob:
Yeah, I know.

Charlotte:
John thinks I'm so snotty.

Bob:
[chuckles] You're not hopeless.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lydia:
[over the phone] Is this a bad time?

Bob:
No, it's always a good time.

Lydia Harris:
The burgundy carpet is out of stock. It's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?

Bob:
Whatever you like. I'm just completely lost.

Lydia Harris:
It's just carpet.

Bob:
That's not what I'm talking about.

Lydia Harris:
What are you talking about?

Bob:
I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier – I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.

Lydia Harris:
[icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day?

[Pause]

Bob:
How are the kids doing?

Lydia Harris:
They're fine. They miss their father, but they are getting used to not seeing you. Do I need to worry about you, Bob?

Bob:
Only if you want to.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[during lunch after Charlotte caught Bob sleeping with the female jazz singer]

Charlotte:
Well, I guess she's more around your age. You guys could talk about things in common, like growing up in the fifties. Maybe she liked the movies you did in the seventies when you were still making them.

Bob:
Wasn't there anyone else around to lavish you with attention?

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlotte:
That was the worst lunch.

Bob:
So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?

Charlotte:
When are you leaving.

Bob:
Tomorrow.

Charlotte:
I'll miss you.

Lost in Translation  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Graham:
[pointing to his son] You should get one.

Oliver:
That was the plan. Instead, I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.

Graham:
Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.

A Lot Like Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Emily:
This is your trip, it's happening right now

[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]

Oliver:
[sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I've traveled!

A Lot Like Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Oliver:
What's your stance on pancakes?

Emily:
I am pro-pancakes.

A Lot Like Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel:
So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum or is it something else? Maybe... school – are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?

Sam:
You really want to know?

Daniel:
I really want to know.

Sam:
Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?

Daniel:
Even if that's the case, yeah.

Sam:
OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love.

Daniel:
Sorry?

Sam:
I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.

Daniel:
Aren't you a bit young to be in love?

Sam:
No.

Daniel:
Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.

Sam:
Why?

Daniel:
Well, you know – I thought it might be something worse.

Sam:
[incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?

Daniel:
Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry:
Sarah, turn off your phone and tell me exactly how long you've been working for us.

Sarah:
Two years, seven months, three days and what, about two hours.

Harry:
And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?

[pause]

Sarah:
Two years, seven months, three days and I'd say about an hour and thirty minutes.

Harry:
I thought as much.

Sarah:
Do you think everybody knows?

Harry:
Yes.

Sarah:
Does Karl know?

Harry:
Yes.

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Annie:
And this is Natalie. She's new as well.

Natalie:
Hello David. I mean, Sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said 'shit'. Twice. Oh, I'm so sorry Sir.

Prime Minister:
That's alright. You could have said 'fuck' and then we'd all be in trouble.

Natalie:
Thank you, Sir. I did have a terrible premonition I was going to fuck up on my first day. Oh piss it!

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Mack:
I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.

Joe:
Right.

Billy Mack:
And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.

[pause]

Joe:
Well, this is a surprise.

Billy Mack:
Yeah...

Joe:
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.

Billy Mack:
I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas.

Joe:
Well, Bill...

Billy Mack:
It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Karen:
Tell me, what would you do in my position?

Harry:
What position is that?

Karen:
Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace and come Christmas gave it to somebody else...

Harry:
Oh, Karen...

Karen:
Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if worst of all it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?

Harry:
Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.

Karen:
[voice breaking] Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish too.

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daisy:
We've been given our parts in the nativity play! And I'm the lobster!

Karen:
The Lobster?

Daisy:
Yeah!

Karen:
In the nativity play?

Daisy:
Yeah! First Lobster!

Karen:
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

Daisy:
Duh!

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the curtain goes up at the finale of the student concert, revealing Natalie and the Prime Minister passionately snogging]

Prime Minister:
Right. So not quite as secret as we'd hoped.

Natalie:
What do we do now?

Prime Minister:
Smile. Little bow. And a wave. [all of which they do, awkwardly]

Love Actually  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sonya:
But, if there is no God, then life has no meaning. Why go on living? Why not just commit suicide?

Boris Gruschenko:
Well, let's not get hysterical. I could be wrong. I'd hate to blow my brains out and then read in the paper that they found something.

Sonja:
Boris, Let me show you how absurd your position is. Let's say there is no God, and each man is free to do exactly as he chooses. What prevents you from murdering somebody?

Boris Grushenko:
Murder's immoral.

Sonja:
Immorality is subjective.

Boris Grushenko:
Yes, but subjectivity is objective.

Sonja:
Not in a rational scheme of perception.

Boris Grushenko:
Perception is irrational. It implies immanence.

Sonja:
But judgment of any system or a priori relation of phenomena exists in any rational or metaphysical or at least epistemological contradiction to an abstracted empirical concept such as being or to be or to occur in the thing itself or of the thing itself.

Boris Grushenko:
Yeah, I've said that many times.

Love and Death  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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