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Joe: I got more time in the third-floor crapper than you do on the job, pal. You can't open my locker without a search warrant. I know my rights. Lt. Bennie Macko: Well, I appreciate a man who knows his rights. [hands Joe the search warrant] There you go. – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joe: Commingling funds, huh? That's my crime? Commingling? Guilty. My alimony number one comes from money commingled with my beer money. My refinanced car commingled with the short-term loan to keep the second mortgage paid off, commingled with my alimony number three, commingled with every Goddamn dime I've got tied up in my Mt. Olympus property. My whole life's commingled. Bennie: Well, I glad you brought up the property on Mt. Olympus. You're attempting to sell it without disclosing you also own it. Joe: This isn't about real estate, is it, Bennie? – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leon: Bennie, what the hell's going on here? Look, as immediate supervisor of these men, you are bound to inform me of any investigation involving my section. Bennie: You're so informed. Leon: You couldn't have told me first? Joe: [to Leon] Welcome to the party, Leon. I'm trying to find out what I'm guilty of, besides going to one too many airport real estate seminars. Bennie: Well, for starters, Sergeant, you know a woman named Cleo Ricard? Joe: I talk to her. Talks cheap. Bennie: Because Administrative Vice, which has been watching her for two years, is on the verge of making a major prostitution bust, and you're in there making promises to her to intervene. In addition to that, you haven't registered her as an informant. – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
I.A. Detective Zino: Here's what we got on Gavilan so far: First of all, he's still seeing Cleo Ricard. In fact, he saw her earlier today. Bennie: God, he does this right in my face. He's just completely defiant. I.A. Detective Jackson: Yeah, well he's clearly continuing to work her as an informant. Bennie: Yeah, I know. That's enough to relieve him of duty right there, but, you know, I don't want him relieved of duty. I want him to hang. I.A. Detective Zino: Well his financials don't add up. He's paying off three ex-wives. He's got two kids. Bennie: He's got two kids in a fancy college. He's got a great, big house. He's got that big stupid car, you know? What about his Real-Estate thing? I.A. Detective Zino: Well, he hasn't made a sale in ages. Bennie: Well, my source tells me he's getting money from somewhere to keep it afloat, so get me more surveillance. I.A. Detective Zino: Okay. I.A. Detective Jackson: All righty. – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
I.A. Detective Zino: That's Gavilan with Marty Wheeler, attorney for the music business, gambling industry. Sleazeball. You know him. I.A. Detective Jackson: [hands another picture to Bennie] Here's Gavilan drinking on duty. We got photos, date, time stamped. Bennie: [turning bored] Yeah, okay, this is not criminal. I need criminal shit. I.A. Detective Zino: Well, boss, this may not be criminal shit, but, um... – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: What is this? – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: I've got arrest warrants for Gavilan and Calden right here. Hey, separate them! I don't want them talking to anybody! Nobody talks to them until they get downtown! Christ! Shit! Leon: Shut up and turn around, Bennie! Bennie: [turns around] What? Leon: Cuff his ass and take him downtown. Bennie: What are you talking about? – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bennie: [argrly] Get your hands off me, you son of a bitch! You're making a big mistake, pal. You can kiss your career goodbye! Leon: Good. Bennie: [to Detective Zino] Call my lawyer! – Hollywood Homicide Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Jones: And I got a new one, Bobby! Winky Dinky Ho Cake. Bobby Taylor: Ho cake? Mr. Jones: Ho Cake! Hos got to eat too! – Hollywood Shuffle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bobby Taylor: How can you tell if you have a good script? Batty Boy: Does your character…die? Bobby Taylor: No. Batty Boy: Then it’s a good script. Just one hit movie can give you success for life. It’s not about art! It’s about sequel! – Hollywood Shuffle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Speed: Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit Tyrone: Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie. Speed: Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit. – Hollywood Shuffle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Speed: [reviewing 'Dirty Larry'] Realism is important to me, and this was bullshit. This is the movie where the criminals wait for Dirty Larry to reach into his jacket and pull out a big ass gun. What did they think he was looking for, his American Express card? Tyrone: Make my day? Do fifty bullets in yo' ass make yo' day? – Hollywood Shuffle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: The third floor? Kate: Go. Kevin: It's scary up there. Kate: Don't be silly. Fuller'll be up in a little while. Kevin: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it! Kate: Fine. We'll put him somewhere else. – Home Alone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kevin: I made my family disappear! [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before] Megan: Kevin, you're completely helpless. Linnie: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents. Buzz: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula. Jeff: Kevin, you are such a disease! Kate: There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble. Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk! Kevin: [smiles] I made my family disappear. – Home Alone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the McCallisters hurriedly head out of the house for the vans to the airport] Frank: There's no way on Earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes! Peter: Think positive, Frank! Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic. – Home Alone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Johnny: Who is it? Snakes: It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff. Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here. Snakes: All right, Johnny. But what about my money? Johnny: What money? Snakes: Acey said ya had some dough for me. Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya? Snakes: Acey said 10%. Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more. Snakes: Whattaya mean? Johnny: He's upstairs, takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey! I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [pulls out his Tommy Gun] I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full o' lead! Snakes: [about to leave] All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm goin'! Johnny: 1... 2... 10! [opens fire at Snakes and laughs maniacally] Keep the change, ya filthy animal. – Home Alone Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Harry and Marv, who have escaped from prison, have arrived in New York in a fish truck] Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [takes a deep breath] Smell that? Marv: [takes a deep breath] Yeah. Harry: Know what that is? Marv: Fish. Harry: It's freedom. Marv: No, it's fish. Harry: It's freedom, and it's money. Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom. Harry: : Come on, let's get out of here before someone sees us. [leaves the truck] Marv: And it's fish. [follows Harry] – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the family passes Kevin's bag around from Peter all the way to Fuller] Peter: Give this to Kevin. Kate: Give this to Kevin. Leslie: Give this to Kevin. Tracy: Give this to Kevin. Linnie: Kevin. Buzz: Give this to Kevin. Rod: Give this to Kevin. Sondra: Give this to Kevin. Megan: Give this to Kevin. Jeff: Give this to Kevin. Brooke: Give this to Kevin. Fuller: Here you go, Kevin. [notices two elderly people he's about to hand the bag over, so he passes the bag around to the others] Kevin's not here. Brooke: Kevin's not here. Jeff: Kevin's not here. Megan: Kevin's not here. Sondra: Kevin's not here. Rod: Kevin's not here. Linnie: Kevin's not here. Tracy: Kevin's not here. Leslie: Kevin's not here. Kate: [gives bag to Peter] Kevin's not here. Peter: What?! [Kate only reacts by laughing, until...] Kate: KEVIN?!! [faints] – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Kevin scrambles back to his room after being unmasked for credit card fraud, with Hector and the hotel staff in hot pursuit. He plays back Angels with Even Filthier Souls on the VHS] Johnny: Hold it right there! [Hector and the crew stop as Kevin forwards to the right sections and mutes the woman in the dialogue] Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir. Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya? Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was. Johnny: You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother. [The other hotel staff start giving Hector odd looks.] Mr. Hector: But... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... [Cliff the security guard gasps; the other hotel staff, including Hector, look at him in shock.] Cliff: No. It's a lie! Johnny: I could go on forever, baby! Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man. Johnny: All right. I believe you. [reveals his Thompson submachine gun] But my Tommy gun don't! [Mr. Hector gives a confused look] Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. Mr. Hector: On your knees. [the entire staff gets down on their knees] Mr. Hector: I love you! [Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.] Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that! Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff: I love you! Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...! [Johnny fires his gun wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover] Johnny: 3! [while Kevin mouths him from the emergency exit] Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! [shoots again] And a Happy New Year. [shoots once more] Mr. Hector: [as the staff crawls out; to the onlooking patrons] Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry: [after catching Kevin] Come to Papa! Marv: Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, squirt? Harry: Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. [takes the ticket and rips it] Marv: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Kate is informed by airport security that Kevin is on the run in New York] Kate: [to everyone] We're going to New York, move it! Buzz: Yes! [the other McCallisters shout approval; everybody scrambles to pack] Kate: He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. He must be so scared, Peter. Peter: I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place. Kate: Aren't they in Paris? Peter: Maybe they have a house sitter. Kate: I thought you said they were renovating. – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Harry and Marv chase Kevin back to his uncle's apartment under renovation] Kevin: I'm up here! Come and get me! Marv: Let's kill! Harry: Hold on, pea-brain. We got busted last time, because we underestimated that little bundle of misery. Marv: This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan. Harry: May I do the thinking please? Thank you. Sonny! Kevin: Yes? Harry: Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand? Kevin: Mm-hmm. Harry: But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. You'll never hear from us again. Okay? Kevin: You promise? Harry: I cross my heart and hope to die. Kevin: Okay. [picks up a brick from a pile behind him] Harry: [he and Marv snicker] Okay, kid. Give it to me! [Kevin throws the brick at Marv, hitting him on the forehead] – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Duncan inspects the Wet Bandits' damage to his store] Cop: Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. We apprehended the thieves, and recovered your money. Duncan: Good. I wanna get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible. Cop: Yo, I'll handle it personally. Duncan: Ah! Thank you very much! [an inspector walks up to him with a note] Inspector: Excuse me, Mr. Duncan? Duncan: Yes? Inspector: [hands Duncan the note] I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. [Duncan reads the note] Kevin's voice: Dear Mr. Duncan, I broke your window to catch the bad guys. I'm sorry. Do you have insurance? If you don't, I'll send you some money, if I ever get back to Chicago. Merry Christmas, Kevin McCallister. P.S.: Thanks for the turtle doves. Duncan: [smiles broadly] Turtle doves. Oh... – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: Do you have kids? Cop: Yes, ma'am. Kate: And what would you do if one of them was missing? Cop: I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. Listen, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? Kate: Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. And I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. But he's still all by himself in a big city, and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be at home, with his family, around his Christmas tree. [pauses] Oh, my God. I know where he is! I need to get to Rockefeller Center. Cop: Hop in. – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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