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[Albert is holding a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts]

Hitch:
What you got there?

Albert:
This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn't hurt so much.

Hitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hitch:
[about Albert] That man would've sold his soul to make you happy!

Allegra:
So what does that make you? The Devil?

Hitch:
My job is not to deceive, Miss Cole. It's to create opportunities.

Allegra:
Like the boardroom.

Hitch:
Would you have noticed him otherwise?

Allegra:
Yes!

Hitch:
Really?

Allegra:
Eventually... maybe... how did you know all that stuff about me? Well, you really did your homework... like at boarding school, how everyone would tease me because I couldn't whistle, and telling him to dance like a buffoon knowing I can't dance either, then telling him to drop mustard on his shirt so I'd feel like less of a dork... that was all you... right?

Hitch:
No... hell, no!

Allegra:
That was him?

Hitch:
That's got Albert written all over it.

Allegra:
Did you put him up to the inhaler?

Hitch:
Stop it... he did not show you that?

Allegra:
He chucked it right before he kissed me.

Hitch:
So wait... that... that stuff worked for you?

Allegra:
It was adorable... what did you do?

Hitch:
Nothing... Absolutely nothing.

Hitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sara:
So, you kinda like me, huh?

Hitch:
No. I love you.

Hitch  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Sanderson:
It sounds funny, but I'll miss this place. I guess I'll miss a lot of things around here.

Miss Kelly:
You will?

Dr. Sanderson:
You won't laugh?

Miss Kelly:
Of course not.

Dr. Sanderson:
You know how it is working around people all day. You sort of get attached to them.

Miss Kelly:
I know, Limon.

Dr. Sanderson:
It may be ridiculous, but I'm gonna miss every one of the psychos, neuros, and schizos in the place.

...

Miss Kelly:
Well, you can miss your psychos and your schizos, Dr, Sanderson, and you can miss whomever you please. But after you leave here I won't miss a thing — not a single solitary thing.

Dr. Sanderson:
Now what's wrong?

Miss Kelly:
Nothing — I — I came down here to say good-bye to you, so good-bye, good luck and good riddance.

Dr. Sanderson:
Why, you can't even say good-bye without putting it on a personal basis.

Miss Kelly:
Oh, don't flatter yourself, doctor. There's nothing personal about this.

Dr. Sanderson:
I think you've been working too hard, Kelly. You're getting neurotic.

Miss Kelly:
Now don't start analyzing me. Save your psychiatry for your next job.

Dr. Sanderson:
I'm not using psychiatry, Miss Kelly — and let me give you a little friendly advice — that chip on your shoulder stems from a persecution complex that undoubtedly goes back to childhood.

Miss Kelly:
Well, thanks so much for the case history, doctor. Now could you tell me what an over-inflated ego stems from?

Dr. Sanderson:
Now listen here!

Harvey  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John "The Hangman" Ruth:
One of them fellas is not what he says he is.

O.B. Jackson:
What is he?

John "The Hangman" Ruth:
He's in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. One of them… or maybe even two of them is here to see Domergue goes free.

Major Marquis Warren:
Are you sure you ain't just being paranoid?

John "The Hangman" Ruth:
Our best bet is this duplicitous fella ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here. He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait. If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting. He'll try and create his opportunity. And that's when Mr. Jumpy reveals hisself!

Major Marquis Warren:
What do you got to say about all this?

Daisy Domergue:
What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right! Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots! And we're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep; that's when we gonna kill y'all.

The Hateful Eight  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Major Marquis Warren throws the key to Daisy's handcuffs into a furnace]

Daisy Domergue:
[screams]You motherfucking bastard! You're gonna die on this fuckin' hill, and I'm gonna laugh when you do!

Major Marquis Warren:
[shoots at John Ruth's dead body, silencing Daisy] What did I say about talking?! I meant it, didn't I?

The Hateful Eight  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
Tyler, These friends of yours. They wouldn't be by any chance Nazi's would they?

Tyler:
I prefer to call them... politically challenged.

He Died with a Felafel In His Hand  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dirk:
I have something to declare... I'm gay.

Danny:
That's great man.

He Died with a Felafel In His Hand  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
Catching some serious rays there, Flip?

Flip:
Moon-tanning man.

He Died with a Felafel In His Hand  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Flip:
I love you man...

Danny:
Love you too, Flip.

He Died with a Felafel In His Hand  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael:
What's your name?

Waingro:
Waingro. [Michael opens the door and lets Waingro in. He climbs up into the passenger's seat] You're Michael, huh? You guys always work together?

Michael:
All the time.

Waingro:
Real tight crew, huh?

Michael:
Real tight.

Waingro:
Yeah if this works, I'd consider going again, you know.

Michael:
Yeah, stop talking, okay, slick?

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waingro:
Get back. [The terrified guards don't move] Get back! [They still don't move] Get back!! [Waingro pistol-whips the first guard over the left shoulder]

Michael:
Hey slick, see that shit comin' outta their ears? They can't fucking hear you! Cool it!

Chris:
All right guys! I got it! Got it!

Waingro:
[to the guards] You had to fuck with me. You wanna fuck with me?

[He shoots the first guard in the head. The second one reaches for his ankle holster. Neil promptly kills him. With a nod from Neil, Michael shoots the third guard twice in the chest. He then steps up and shoots the final guard]

Neil:
[to Waingro] What the fuck were you doin'? What did you do? [grabs Waingro] Dumb motherfucker.

Waingro:
The guy was making a move.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Uniformed Officer:
You taking this one, Lieutenant? Or does it stay in Division?

Vincent:
Does this look like gangbangers working the local 7-11 to you? Robbery-Homicide's taking it.

Uniformed Officer:
It's all yours.

Det. Bosko:
We've got three motorists. All they saw were men with masks, they were distant. Console TV Man over there, however, he was closer. [gestures to the homeless man, who is being interviewed by another detective]

Vincent:
Did he ID anybody?

Det. Bosko:
Well he was hiding. He heard it mostly. [Hanna starts towards the bodies of the three guards]

Vincent:
OK, what about them?

Det. Bosko:
Right, now according to the TV Man, this guy started mouthing off.

Vincent:
Smart.

Det. Bosko:
Yeah, somebody called a guard "Slick".

Sgt. Drucker:
Slick?

Det. Bosko:
Yeah. Now this guy - I figure this guy went for that holdout piece, ankle holster, right from here. Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang, to this side. This guy here has got what appears to be a double-tap entry wound to the sternum. Tattooing around a head-wound, scorched bone, close range, probably executed. There was $1.6 million in bearer bonds, and they ignored the loose cash.

Vincent:
'Cause they had no time; 'cause they were on a clock, which means they knew our response time to a 211, had our air, immobilized it, entered, [and] escaped in under three minutes. It's a good spot here. We've got good escape routes - two freeways, within a quarter of a mile.

Det.-Sgt. Casals:
Traffic video camera?

Vincent:
Probably disabled. Check it anyway.

Sgt. Drucker:
You recognize the M.O.?

Vincent:
M.O. is that they're good. Once it escalated into a murder one beef for all of 'em, after they killed the first two guards, they didn't hesitate; pop guard number three because... what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness? Drop of a hat these guys will rock and roll. The shape charge--the shape charge indicates that they are technically proficient. Proficient enough to go in on the prowl, so let's start looking for recent highline burglaries that have mystified us. [to Casals] Run "Slick" as an alias to the FBI. We're gonna get the phone book. Do it anyway. [to Drucker] Who's movin' the bearer bonds? Check the usual fences. You and I will check with Cuzomano and Torena. [to Schwartz] I want you to take Goldstein and O'Farrell. [to Bosko] Hang in with forensics, from the bomb squad. I want the explosive. If we're lucky, it's exotic - we can trace the sale.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
Are you all right? What happened? Where've you been?

Vincent:
Work. Lauren's dad show up?

Justine:
Didn't call, didn't show. We waited for you until 10:30.

Vincent:
Does this guy have any idea of what's going on with this kid?

Justine:
[shakes her head] I don't know.

Vincent:
What, is she okay?

Justine:
She's been in her room all day, so no, she's not okay. Neither am I. Uh, I made dinner for us four hours ago. Um, by the time I tried to maintain a consistent mood between us, she'd withdraw.

Vincent:
I've got three dead bodies on a sidewalk off Venice Boulevard, Justine! I'm sorry if the goddamn...chicken...got overcooked.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hanna, Drucker, Casals, and a Las Vegas detective barge past Alan Marciano's secretary and enter his office]

Alan Marciano:
Can I help you?

Vincent:
Are you Alan Marciano?

Alan Marciano:
Yeah. And who the fuck are you?

[Hanna pins Marciano down onto his office desk]

Vincent:
Lieutenant Vincent Hanna, LAPD.

Alan Marciano:
LA? This is Las Vegas! You don't have jurisdiction here!

[Hanna sets Marciano down in his chair and turns him towards the Las Vegas detective]

Vincent:
Las Vegas PD takes you into custody. You are extradited to Newark on a New Jersey warrant for smuggling cigarettes up from North Carolina three years ago, or you go to work for us. Cut and dried. That...is...it.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hanna's team question Alan Marciano about Charlene Shiherlis]

Alan Marciano:
[somewhat to himself] Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?

Vincent:
Cause she's got a great ass!! And you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.

Alan Marciano:
So?

Vincent:
So, no big thing. All I want is her husband, and his whole fucking crew. Now you're gonna work with Sgt. Drucker here.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hanna notices that the crew is leaving empty-handed, after one of the SWAT officers in his van makes a noise that gives himself away to McCauley]

Vincent:
[over the radio] OK, let 'em go.

Police Captain:
What do you mean? We can take 'em...

Vincent:
On what? What are you gonna take 'em on? Breaking and entering? They didn't steal anything yet. Don't you get it? It gets knocked back to some chicken shit misdemeanour, they do six months and they're out. No fuckin' way.

Police Captain:
I'm not taking the heat from my boss just 'cause you let 'em go. They're not walking.

Vincent:
That's exactly what they're gonna do. They're gonna walk. This is my operation. I have tactical command that supersedes your rank! They will walk away and you will let them! [slams his radio down] Fuck!

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Neil calls Roger Van Zant from a restaurant kitchen phone after the assassination attempt]

Neil:
Roger Van Zant?

Roger Van Zant:
Yeah, who's this?

Neil:
You know what this is?

Roger Van Zant:
Yes I do, yes I do. I sent a guy to deliver the package. He didn't call. Is everything all right?

Neil:
Tell you what: forget the money.

Roger Van Zant:
What?

Neil:
Forget, the money.

Roger Van Zant:
Well, it's--it's a lot of money. Wha--What are you doing? Whaddaya mean, "forget the money"?

Neil:
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.

Roger Van Zant:
I don't understand.

Neil:
Because there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line. [hangs up]

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vincent gets back after being called to the scene of Waingro's latest murder victim]

Justine:
I guess the earth shattered?

Vincent:
So why didn't you let Bosko take you home?

Justine:
I didn't wanna ruin their night too. What was it?

Vincent:
You don't wanna know.

Justine:
I'd like to know what's behind that grim look on your face.

Vincent:
I don't do that. You know it. Let's go, come on.

Justine:
You never told me I'd be excluded.

Vincent:
I told you when we hooked up, baby, that you were gonna have to share me with all the bad people and all the ugly events on this planet.

Justine:
And I bought into that sharing. Because I love you. I love you fat, bald, money, no money, driving a bus - I don't care. But you have got to be present like a normal guy, some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is left overs!

Vincent:
Oh, I see, what I should do is, er, come home and say, "Hi honey! Guess what? I walked into this house today, where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave, because it was crying too loud. So let me share that with you. Come on, let's share that, and in sharing it, we'll somehow, er, cathartically dispel all that heinous shit". Right? [pause] Wrong.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vincent:
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeil before that. McNeil as tough as they say?

Neil:
You lookin' to become a penologist?

Vincent:
You lookin' to go back? You know, I chased down some crews; guys just lookin' to fuck up, get busted back. That you?

Neil:
You must've worked some dipshit crews.

Vincent:
I worked all kinds.

Neil:
You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?

Vincent:
No, I do not.

Neil:
Right. I am never goin' back.

Vincent:
Then don't take down scores.

Neil:
I do what I do best. I take scores. You do what you do best trying to stop guys like me. [shrugs]

Vincent:
You never wanted a normal-type life?

Neil:
What the fuck is that? Barbecues and ballgames?

Vincent:
Yeah.

Neil:
This regular type life, that your life?

Vincent:
No. My life is a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up, because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of our marriage. My third. Because, I spend all of my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.

Neil:
A guy told me one time: Don't ever let yourself get attached to anything that you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner [pause] Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a...a marriage?

Vincent:
That's an interesting point. What are you, a monk?

Neil:
No. [pause] I got a woman.

Vincent:
What do you tell her?

Neil:
I tell her that I'm a salesman.

Vincent:
So, if you spot me around the corner...you gonna walk out on this woman? Not even say goodbye?

Neil:
That's the discipline.

Vincent:
That's pretty vacant.

Neil:
It is what it is. Either that, or we better go do something else, pal.

Vincent:
I don't know how to do anything else.

Neil:
Neither do I.

Vincent:
And I don't much want to.

Neil:
Neither do I.

Vincent:
[laughs] You know, I have this recurring dream. I'm sitting at this big banquet table and all the victims of all the murders I ever worked are there...and they're staring at me with these black eyeballs because they got eight-ball hemorrhages from the head wounds. And there they are, these big balloon people because I found them two weeks after they'd been under the bed. The neighbors reported the smell and there they are all just sitting there.

Neil:
What do they say?

Vincent:
Nothing.

Neil:
No talk?

Vincent:
They have nothing to say. We just look at each other. They look at me and that's it. That's the dream.

Neil:
I have one where I'm drowning. I gotta wake myself up and start breathing or I'll die in my sleep.

Vincent:
You know what that's about?

Neil:
Yeah...having enough time.

Vincent:
Having enough time...to do what you want to do?

Neil:
Yeah.

Vincent:
You doing it now?

Neil:
No, not yet.

Vincent:
You know, we're sitting here, you and I, like a coupla regular fellas. You do what you do. I do what I gotta do. Now that we've been face to face...if I am there and I got to put you away? [pause] I won't like it. But, i'll tell ya...if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're going to make into a widow, brother, you are gonna go down.

Neil:
There's a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? [pause] 'Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We'e been face to face...yeah But I won't hesitate. Not for a second.

Vincent:
[smiles] Maybe, that's the way it'll be. Or...who knows.

Neil:
Or maybe, we'll never see each other again.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vincent returns to the station after having coffee with McCauley]

Det.-Sgt. Casals:
They dumped us.

Vincent:
What?

Det. Bosko:
They dumped us.

Vincent:
Whaddaya mean, "they dumped us"?

Sgt. Drucker:
Chris slipped his tail. He doesn't talk about their scores with Charlene, so there's nothing for me to get from Marciano, I tried.

Vincent:
What about Cheritto?

Det.-Sgt. Casals:
Same. Transponders got put on a bus to San Clemente.

Vincent:
They dumped all our surveillance?!

Det.-Sgt. Casals:
Yeah, at the same time: 9:00 PM.

Vincent:
I had coffee with McCauley HALF AN HOUR AGO!

Det.-Sgt. Casals:
We were on you! Then McCauley drives into LAX where surveillance can't fly over because of flight paths. His car's still there; he's gone.

Vincent:
Does anybody have any idea where the fuck these people are?

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Vincent and his team are standing in the same spot Neil and his gang were standing looking at something.]

Vincent:
I got an idea what they're looking at.... You know what they're looking at?... I mean — is this guy something, or is he something?... This crew is good!... You wanna know what they're looking at?

Dr. Bob:
What?

Vincent:
Us.... The L-A-P-D.... Po-lice Department.... We just got made...

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waingro:
I had to get it on. He [the guard] was making a move. I had to get it on! [McCauley smashes Waingro's face into the table.]

Neil:
Split's in the car. Took it out of ours, evenly. To make up for his full end. Because I want to pay off and get rid of this motherfucker right now.

[They walk out of the diner. Neil grabs Waingro by the nose and drags him between a lot of cars. Trejo opens up a car trunk lined with garbage bags. Neil forces Waingro to the ground, kicks him, holds him down, and draws his pistol out to shoot him]

Michael:
HOLD IT!

[McCauley looks up, and sees a police car over on the main road, stopped. After a moment, the cruiser activates its lights and siren, makes a u-turn, and drives away. By the time Neil turns around, Waingro has vanished]

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last words of the film, as McCauley lies dying]

Neil:
Told you I'm never going back.

Vincent:
Yeah.

Heat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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