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Max Dennison:
Prepare to die...again.

Winifred Sanderson:
You! You have no powers here, you fool!

Max Dennison:
Maybe not. But there's a power greater than your magic; and that's knowledge! And there's one thing I know that you don't!

Winifred Sanderson:
And what is that, dude?

Max Dennison:
Daylight Savings Time.

Mary Sanderson:
(mockingly) "Daylight Savings Time".

Hocus Pocus  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stanley Yelnats:
[runs to Armpit] Hey, Theodore, is there a place I can fill my canteen up with water? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock]

Squid:
I know he smells that.

Armpit:
Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.

Holes  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paw:
Land sakes! This turkey sure is a boney looking critter. Don't look very healthy to me.

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, ain't he a mess? Too bad he ain't healthy like me. Here, look at this wing. Have you ever seen a wing like that on a duck before? Yes, sir. An all fat tendered duck. Now take this leg for instance. Ain't that a beauty? Yeah, but it's a shame you can't eat duck on Thanksgiving.

[Paw makes a wide grinning smile]

Daffy Duck:
Or can ya?

Holiday for Drumsticks  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Nuada enters his father's audience chamber and kneels]

Prince Nuada:
[in Gaelic] Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] Why? Why have you done this? Why?

Prince Nuada:
To set us free. All of us, Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] You have broken an ancient truce between our people and mankind.

Prince Nuada:
A truce based on shame! The humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the Earth. And for what?! Parking lots, shopping malls! Greed has burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled; they will NEVER have enough!

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] What humans do is in their nature; to honour the truce is in ours.

Prince Nuada:
Honour? Look at this place. Where is the honour in it? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? [turns to the crowd] I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright. And for that, I will call upon the help of all of my people. And they will answer - the good, the bad...[holds up the crown piece] and the worst. [Balor is horrified, as his hand goes to the crown piece in his armor]

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] The Golden Army! You cannot be that mad!

Prince Nuada:
Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.

Princess Nuala:
[in Gaelic] Awaken the army...but our green fields cannot grow out of all that blood. Let the army sleep. If our days have ended, let us all fade.

Prince Nuada:
We will not fade.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] For the last time, my son, I ask you: is this the path you wish to take?

Prince Nuada:
It is. I'm sorry, Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] Then you leave me no choice. [sighs, looks away] Death! [Balor's guards raise their weapons]

Prince Nuada:
And you, sister, are you at peace with your king's verdict?

Princess Nuala:
I am, my brother. I am.

Prince Nuada:
Then very well. Death it is.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures. Please...

Kirsty Cotton:
go away and leave me alone!

Pinhead:
Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

Hellraiser  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Ah, no more boxes, Kirsty?

Female Cenobite:
No more teasing, Kirsty, it's time to play.

Pinhead:
Time to play...

Kirsty Cotton:
Wait!

Pinhead:
No more deals child, it is your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.

Kirsty Cotton:
No deals, just information, just information!

Pinhead:
Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!

[Kirsty hands Pinhead picture of Capt. Spencer]

Pinhead:
What's this?...Someone else you think escaped us, like Frank?

Kirsty Cotton:
He didn't escape, he's you!

Pinhead:
[pauses] Nonsense, I...

Kirsty Cotton:
It is you! You weren't always this way, you were human once. You were all human! Remember your fear, your confusion!

Female Cenobite:
Enough!

Pinhead:
Wait!... I remember...

Hellbound: Hellraiser II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Joey, and it's harvest time.

Joey:
[crying] But this isn't fair! You can't!

Pinhead:
Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.

Joey:
You bastard! You invaded my mind!

Pinhead:
You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened.

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Just give me the box and I'll free you from the future.

Joey:
Free yourself from the past.

Pinhead:
[shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Priest:
Demons aren't real. They're parables, metaphors.

Joey:
[as the doors open and Pinhead enters] Then what the fuck is that?

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Security Guard 1:
Don't make us put some pain on you!

Pinhead:
Pain? How dare you use that word?

Security Guard 2:
He's got... pins in his head.

Pinhead:
What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain.

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Temptation is illusion. But the time for trickery is past. In this game, we show ourselves as we really are.

Angelique:
And what is that?

Pinhead:
The beauty of suffering.

Angelique:
You are no different from that beast who sucks the bones you throw to it!

Pinhead:
[as he hooks into her flesh] And you, Princess? What are you?

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Parker is surveying the scrap of the robot used to open the Lament Configuration]

Parker:
What the hell is this?

Pinhead:
The remnants of a most unsatisfying victim. Still... you're here to change all that... aren't you?

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Young... unformed... oh, what appetites I could teach him.

Bobbi Merchant:
Just give him to me, please!

Pinhead:
Aha ha, oh, you suffer beautifully. But I am here for business, not pleasure.

Bobbi Merchant:
Just tell me what you want!

Pinhead:
Oh, I want bait... live bait...

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Two minutes. Two centuries. It all ticks by so quickly. You are so very like your ancestors, did you know that? I have the distinct sense of déjà vu. The same defiance, the same faithless hope in the light?

Dr. Paul Merchant:
And what do you have faith in?

Pinhead:
Nothing. I am so exquisitely empty.

Dr. Paul Merchant:
Then it won't hurt you to die. Will it?

Pinhead:
I cannot die. I AM FOREVER!

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tony Nenonen:
[entering a crime scene] What's an eight-letter word for "slaughterhouse"?

Joseph:
Abattoir.

Tony Nenonen:
You're good!

Hellraiser: Inferno  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
It's all a puzzle, isn't it, Joseph? The pieces move, apparently aimlessly, but always towards one single objective: To kill the king. But who is the king in this game, Joseph? Don't you recognize your own flesh? Your own spirit?

Joseph:
[being forced to question his morals] I don't understand.

Pinhead:
Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand." This is the life you chose, Joseph. All the people you hurt, all the appetites you indulged. You have destroyed your own innocence, allowed your flesh to consume your spirit. You are your own king, and this is the Hell you have created for yourself.

Hellraiser: Inferno  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chief Surgeon:
What have we got here?

[pulls an eel out of Trevor's throat with tweezers]

Chief Surgeon:
And we have a winner. OK, zip it up, we'll finish at the morgue.

Dr. Allison:
Wait, wait. [to Trevor] Sorry I had to leave you like that for a minute, Trev. I'm back. Can you hear me, Trevor?

Chief Surgeon:
[disgusted] Jesus, Allison, what possesses you to talk to cadavers?

Dr. Allison:
What if there's no afterlife? Wouldn't you want someone to talk to you like a normal human being one last time?

[touches Trevor's hair]

Chief Surgeon:
You're creeping me out and I'm the coroner.

Hellraiser: Hellseeker  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tanner Howard:
Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr Pepper. This is Mr. Pibb.

Toby Howard:
It's all they had.

Tanner Howard:
Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.

Toby Howard:
Drink up.

Hell or High Water  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

George:
Hey, there might be some insurance!

John:
I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ringo:
There's more here than meets the eye!

Sub-text reads' "Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension."

George:
Ho ho!

John:
Ho.

George:
Ho ho.

John:
Ho.

[Continues on]

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ringo:
[Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you.

Paul:
No, that's not me.

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[John recites a poem from In His Own Write as Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]

John:
What are you doing?

Ringo:
Posting a letter.

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paul:
[To washerwoman] Do you know Clang?

Washerwoman:
I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[John is having a bowl of soup]

John:
What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]

Ringo:
It's a season ticket. What did you think?

John:
Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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