[After Dennis' 5th birthday party is ruined]
Vlad:
[to his son, Dracula] Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
Drac:
I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
Mavis:
What's not worth it?
Drac:
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
Mavis:
By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
Johnny:
We were desperate!
Mavis:
You were in on this( too)?
Johnny:
Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Mavis:
(But) Dennis hasn't been there( yet)!
Erik:
[plays organ while singing] The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
Drac, Mavis and Johnny:
[to Erik] SHUT UP!
Mavis:
(Oh, boy…) Johnny, Dennis is not a monster! [Vlad makes a shocked face] He likes avocado!
Johnny:
'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
Linda:
I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Mavis:
Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
[Dennis walks away sadly, feeling not good enough to fit in]
Drac:
Where we live now, he's normal!
Mavis:
He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
[Dennis runs out of the room, Winnie follows him. Bella watches them from the window. Outside the castle... in the forest...]
Winnie:
Dennis, where are you going?
Dennis:
Away!
Winnie:
But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
[Back at the party...]
Vlad:
If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
Johnny:
"A wimp"!?
Drac:
Johnny, be cool.
Johnny:
[climbs on the stage, and walks to him] You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
Drac:
No! (Oh, too late…)
Vlad:
What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Johnny:
(Huh? Oh…) [guilty] Uh, bleh?
Mike:
Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
Vlad:
[gasps; to Drac] You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
Drac:
We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
[the other humans reveal themselves as well]
Bela:
(W-what?) [outraged of this charade] HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
Vlad:
You're a fool!
Drac:
Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Mavis:
[hugs him lovingly] Oh, Daddy.
[Drac hugs her back]
Johnny:
Hey, (speaking of which…) where is Dennis? Dennis!
Mavis:
Dennis?
