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Ringo:
The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.

John:
Did you want them to?

Ringo:
No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.

Help!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Paco:
What's your name?

[Herbie beeps twice]

Paco:
Que?

[he beeps twice again]

Paco:
I just call you Ocho, okay?

Herbie Goes Bananas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

D.J.:
Let me ask you something. Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Can't you read the numbers?

Paco:
Yeah. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.

Herbie Goes Bananas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Aunt Louise:
I think it's trying to tell us something!

Captain Blythe:
It's a car, woman, not Lassie!

Herbie Goes Bananas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wheely Applegate:
I didn't understand what he was saying.

Jim Douglas:
That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
Is that a knocking I hear in the gas tank?

Wheely Applegate:
Not in my gas tank. Never!

Jim Douglas:
Sounds like something clonking around in here.

Wheely Applegate:
Well, we either listen to the driver and stop to take the gas tank apart, or we listen to the mechanic and try to win this race.

Jim Douglas:
I'm listening to the mechanic.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
[noticing that Herbie is gone] Herbie!

Wheely Applegate:
You mean "no Herbie."

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wheely Applegate:
All taken care of, Jim. Had a little tank with Herbie. Had to straighten him out. I don't mind having a car that's got a heart, but I will not tolerate a car falling in love with another car.

Jim Douglas:
What did you expect him to fall in love with? The Goodyear blimp?

Wheely Applegate:
The Goodyear — Yeah. [laughs] Anyway, I said "Listen, Herbie, we're over here for one thing and one thing only. And that's to make the biggest comeback in racing history. So, no women in training camp. You just forget that little chick, and you can do it. Just a matter of mind over metal."

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wheely Applegate:
Don't let his modesty or this little car coming out of retirement fool you. There isn't a finer turned cleaner engine anywhere.

Bruno Von Stickle:
I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. All you go to do is drop it in the washing machine, along with your socks.

Wheely Applegate:
Appreciate your humor. But just don't you worry about this little washing machi... [Jim elbows him] ... car!

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wheely Applegate:
It's a REAL JEWEL!

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
[signing in to the qualifying sound] Douglas and Applegate.

Race official:
Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck.

Bruno Von Stickle:
That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings.

Wheely Applegate:
Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.

Bruno Von Stickle:
[chuckles] I can see your surprise. It is very little.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Insp. Bouchet:
Yes, yes, yes. But, uh, are you sure that all the security precautions had been taken?

Monsieur Ribeaux:
I've searched my memory. Could I have forgotten something?

Det. Fontenoy:
[interrupting their discussion] Inspector, some residue of a footprint. I might have overlooked it, but I seemed to hear your voice calling out "Fontenoy, remember, no clue is small."

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Insp. Bouchet:
Did you also hear me saying "Take it to the lab and get in analyzed, Fontenoy"?

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
[about Herbie] He's out of his mind.

Wheely Applegate:
He's out of his mind, all right. Over that luscious little Lancia.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Douglas:
Now wait a minute, buddy.

Diane Darcy:
[takes off her helmet] What do you mean "buddy"?

Jim Douglas:
Uh, Miss Buddy.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Willoughby Whitfield:
We understand your position, Mrs. Steinmetz. That's why Mr. Hawk has authorized...

Grandma Steinmetz:
Don't tell me you're from Alonzo Hawk?!

Willoughby Whitfield:
Yes.

Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh, and you have such a nice face. Not at all like those ruffians he usually sends around!

Willoughby Whitfield:
But if you'll just look at the size of this check, Mrs. Steinmetz...

Grandma Steinmetz:
I don't know anything about money! My nephew, Tennessee Steinmetz usually takes care of me. He used to live here. But he had to rush off to Tibet because his guru got sick!

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh Nicole, I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk.

Nicole Harris:
How do you do?

<She punches him in the face. The orchestrion plays another selection.>

Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh, Mr. Whitfield! Such a nice young man!

Nicole:
So they're bothering us again, are they?

Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh! Darling, you've hurt your hand!

Nicole:
On the contrary, it feels marvelous!

<She kisses her hand.>

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Willoughby Whitfield:
Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that.

Nicole Harris:
Wait a minute! Uncle? He's your uncle?

Willoughby Whitfield:
Yes. That's what I've been trying to tell...

Nicole Harris:
You rotten spy!

<She slaps him in the face with a broiled lobster, and he falls into the water.>

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waiter:
The giant lobster is very good tonight, sir. Uh, of course. No lobster.

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Willoughby Whitfield:
Please do not send us any more fruit for Christmas.

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alonzo Hawk:
Who're these clowns?

Secretary:
They're your new layers, Mr. Hawk. You fired the others yesterday.

Alonzo Hawk:
Okay, fellas, now I want to tear down the Steinmetz firehouse. Okay?

Lawyer:
Just a moment. Mr. Hawk. Do you have the necessary permit?

Alonzo Hawk:
Of course I don't have a permit! I don't even own the land yet!

Secretary:
Sorry, Mr. Hawk. Such an action would only jeopardize your entire legal standing of your new building. We can't permit...

Alonzo Hawk:
Will you get outta here? I didn't hire you to tell me what I can't do, I hired you to tell me how I could do it! GOOOOOO!

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Willoughby Whitford:
Miss Harris, come on. You're obviously an intelligent young woman. Why do you pretend to talk to this little car like that? Some people might wonder.

Nicole Harris:
Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it.

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicole:
Remember, Alonzo Hawk sent him!

Herbie Rides Again  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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