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Stanley: If you're the devil, why didn't you try that vicar over there? George: Oh no, he's one of ours. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley Moon: Apart from the way He moves, what's God really like? I mean, what colour is He? George Spiggott: He's all colours of the rainbow, many-hued. Stanley Moon: But He is English, isn't He? George Spiggott: Oh yes. Very upper class. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[George climbs up on a London postbox.] George Spiggott: I'm God. This is my throne, see? All around me are the cherubim, seraphim, continually crying 'Holy, holy, holy'. the angels, archangels, that sort of thing. Now you be me, Lucifer, the loveliest angel of them all. Stanley Moon: What do I do? George Spiggott: Well, sort of dance around praising me, mainly... Stanley Moon: What sort of things do I say? George Spiggott: Anything that comes into your head that's nice - how beautiful I am, how wise I am, how handsome...that sort of thing. Come on, start dancing. Stanley Moon: You're wise!, You're beautiful! You're handsome! George Spiggott: Thank you very much. Stanley Moon: The universe! What a wonderful idea - take my hat off to you! George Spiggott: Thank you. Stanley Moon: Trees - terrific! Water - another good one! George Spiggott: That was a good one... Stanley Moon: Yes! Sex - top marks! George Spiggott: Now make it more personal... a bit more fulsome please. Come on. Stanley Moon: Immortal... invisible... you're handsome... you're glorious... you're the most beautiful person in the WORLD! [Stanley performs a headstand, removes his hat and wipes his brow.] Stanley Moon: Here, I'm getting a bit bored with this. Can't we change places? George Spiggott: That's exactly how I felt. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elliot Richards: I think you're hot. The Devil: Baby, you've got no idea... – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elliot: I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world. The Devil: Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the Devil is reading Allison's diary] Elliot Richards: You can't read that, that's private stuff! The Devil: You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum". Elliot Richards: What? The Devil: Kidding. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Inmate: What are you in for, brother? Elliot: Eternity. Inmate: Oooh. You must've done some really bad shit. Elliot: The worst— I sold my soul. Inmate: Well, I hope you got something good for it. Elliot: Actually, I got nothing for it. Inmate: Sounds like a really bad deal, if you ask me. Elliot: [glances over] I'm not asking you. Inmate: Doesn't matter. You can't sell your soul. It doesn't really belong to you in the first place. No way, no how. Elliot: Is that so? Then who does it belong to? Inmate: [looks straight at Elliot] It belongs to God: that universal spirit that animates and binds all things in existence. The Devil's gonna try and confuse you, but that's her gig. In the end, you're gonna see clear to who you are and what you're here to do. Now, you're gonna make some mistakes along the way. Everybody does. But if you just open up your heart, and open up your mind, you'll get it. Elliot: Who are you? Inmate: Just a friend brother. Just a really good friend. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[A British Army officer's car stops at a junction on a country road where an elderly man is painting over signposts.] Captain Greer: You there! Which way to Pepperinge Eye? Elderly Man: Couldn't say, sir—said on the wireless to paint out the signposts in case the Nazis drop in. Captain Greer: I'm not a Nazi, I'm a British officer! Elderly Man: That's what you say if you was a Nazi, isn't it sir? – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Miss Price has just arrived on an old motorbike, emitting blasts of yellow smoke. After she has gone, the two army officers begin to speak.] Captain Greer: Who is that? General Teagler: Miss Price—splendid woman. Her late father served with me at Vimy Ridge. Captain Greer: What's she burning in this thing?—It smells a bit like sulphur. General Teagler: Nonsense! One can't make a motor fuel out of sulphur! – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Carrie: Who else lives here? Miss Price: I live alone— it suits my purposes. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Miss Price: Supper is at six. You will wash, thoroughly— Charlie: Wash?! Miss Price: You will wash yourselves, otherwise there will be no supper, is that clear? [Miss Price leaves the room.] Charlie: A house of horrors, that's what we've come to. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Charlie notices an odd bottle on a shelf in Miss Price's office.] Charlie: Poisoned dragon's liver?! Miss Price: Poisoned dragon's liver. Paul: Do you poison the dragon or just the liver? Miss Price: It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stallkeeper: The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars. Mr. Browne: Made in Hong Kong—two bob a dozen, I'd say. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: I liked you better as a rabbit, Charlie Charlie: Shut up, you! – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: Don't they have no rules? Paul: Of course they do. The king makes them up as they go. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[as Secretary Bird sees that King Leonidas' star necklace is missing, he reacts, then stutters, and points] King Leonidas: [growls] Stop jibbering. [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you? Secretary Bird: [blubbing] Your Royal Star! They've stolen your royal star! King Leonidas: [laughs] Don't be ridiculous. What do you think this is? [dangles a whistle in front of Secretary Bird, who blows on it, and when he sees the whistle, King Leonidas realizes and roars so loudly, that blows Secretary Bird's clothes off] WHYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDN'T YOUUUUUUUUUUUU SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!! – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: Is this London? Carrie: 'Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air? – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Browne: I found the door open, the curtains closed—the house was deserted. Miss Price: Why on earth would someone do a thing like that? Mr. Browne: I would say this may have something to do with it… [gestures toward an unexploded bomb] Miss Price: Merciful heavens! I should be terrified at the very idea of living here. Mr. Browne: You would have thought so, wouldn't you? I am, by nature, a little bit of a coward—but then I pondered, as I often do: in the perverse nature of things, this diabolical object is probably the best friend I ever had. It has enabled me for the first time in my life to live like a king. Shall we go in? – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: Why d'you keep the curtains closed? Mr. Browne: So we can enjoy our cheese and wine in the gentle glow of candlelight. Charlie: I bet it's so the coppers won't catch you hiding out here. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: What is this—a toyshop? Carrie: No, it's a nursery. Ain't you ever seen a nursery? Charlie: [to Carrie] No, and neither have you. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Miss Price is searching in Mr. Browne's library, standing on a ladder attached to a rail on the high shelves.] Mr. Browne: What's your name? Miss Price: [disinterestedly] Miss Price. Mr. Browne: No, I mean your first name. Miss Price: Eglantine. Mr. Browne: Eglantine...Eglantine... [He pushes the ladder upon which Miss Price is standing along the rail, startling her.] Oh, how you shine! – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Miss Price: [reading from the book she has found at last] Ah! "Substitutiary locomotion. The ancient art of..." [She reads for a few moments in a whisper.] Ah! Here we are: "The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. These words are—" [She pauses incredulously, and turns over the tattered leaves of the book.] ...But the rest of the book is missing! Mr. Browne: Now you see why I closed down the college. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Browne: I will cause the bed and all its occupants to disappear. Bookman: Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap jack entertainer do a trick like that. Mr. Browne: Cheap jack entertainer. Now that was naughty. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Miss Price's belongings inadvertently come to life after she recites an ancient magical spell. Mr. Browne begins to dance with a nightdress.] Miss Price: That's my nightgown! Mr. Browne: Is it really, my dear? Miss Price: Yes, and I'm not responsible for its behavior. Mr. Browne: Obviously not, my dear. – Bedknobs and Broomsticks Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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