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[Hiro is inspecting Baymax for the first time. He pokes Baymax's back.]

Hiro:
Vinyl?

Tadashi:
Yeah, I'm goin' for a non-threatening... huggable kind of thing.

Hiro:
Looks like a walking marshmallow. [To Baymax] No offense.

Baymax:
I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Hiro:
[Examining his eyes] Hyperspectral cameras?

Tadashi:
Yep.

Hiro:
Huh. [Pushes his face into Baymax's belly, examining his skeleton] Titanium skeleton.

Tadashi:
[Correcting] Carbon-fiber.

Hiro:
Right, even lighter. Killer actuators. Where did you get those?

Tadashi:
Ah, machined 'em right here, in house.

Hiro:
Really?

Tadashi:
Yep. He can lift a thousand pounds.

Hiro:
[Awe] Shut up.

Baymax:
You have been a good boy. [Pulls out a lollipop] Have a lollipop!

Hiro:
Nice? [Takes the lollipop]

Baymax:
I cannot deactivate until you say: You are satisfied with your care.

Hiro:
Well then, I'm satisfied with my care.

Tadashi:
He's gonna help a lot of people.

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[outside SFIT]

Tadashi:
We gotta hurry if you wanna catch that Bot Fight.

Hiro:
[frantic] I have to go here! I-if I don't go to this nerd school, I'm gonna lose my mind! How do I get in?

[Tadashi smiles. Sometime later, in Hiro and Tadashi's room...]

Tadashi:
Every year, the school has a student showcase. You come up with something that blows Callaghan away, you're in. But it's gotta be great.

Hiro:
[confidently] Trust me, it will be. [Cut to Hiro banging his head on the desk that's covered with crumpled up balls of paper.] Nothing! No ideas! Useless! Empty! Brain!

Tadashi:
[jokingly] Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad.

Hiro:
I got nothing! I'm done! I'm never getting in!

Tadashi:
Hey, I'm not giving up on you.

[Tadashi grabs Hiro by the ankles and hangs him upside-down over his shoulders. He begins jumping around the room, with Hiro flopping behind him.]

Hiro:
AHH? What are you doing?!

Tadashi:
Shake things up! Use that big brain of yours to think your way out!

Hiro:
What?

Tadashi:
Look for a new angle.

[Hiro decides to humor him. He looks around the room from a new angle and spots Megabot. He gets an idea.]

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Hiro was accepted into SFIT.]

Hiro:
I know what you're gonna say: [Imitates Tadashi] "I should be proud of myself 'cause I'm finally using my gift for something important."

Tadashi:
No, no, I was just gonna tell you your fly was down for the whole show.

Hiro:
Ha, ha, hilarious. [Looks down to find out his fly is indeed down] WHAT?! [He zips up his pants and elbows Tadashi for not telling him sooner. Tadashi laughs.]

Tadashi:
[Warmly] Welcome to nerd school... nerd.

Hiro:
Hey, I, um, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, so... y-you know, thanks for not giving up on me.

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Baymax:
[Approaches Hiro after activating in his bedroom] Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Uh, hey. Bay-Baymax, I didn't know you were still... active.

Baymax:
I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?

Hiro:
Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
A zero? I'm-I'm okay, really. Thanks. You can shrink now.

Baymax:
Does it hurt when I touch it? [Reaches down to touch Hiro's foot]

Hiro:
No, no, no, that's okay. No, no touching. I'm fi–

[He trips over a toolbox and falls backwards into the space between his bed and his desk. He tries to squeeze out but realizes he's stuck.]

Baymax:
You have fallen.

Hiro:
Ya think?

[Hiro tries to get himself up by grabbing onto a shelf with toy robots on it. The shelf breaks, and the robots fall on Hiro one-by-one. Each time Hiro says "Ow", Baymax asks him how he would rate his pain.]

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
[Irritated] Zero.

Baymax:
It is alright to cry.

Hiro:
No! No, no, no, no, no!

Baymax:
[Picks up Hiro and cradles him like a baby] Crying is a natural response to pain.

Hiro:
[Jumps out of Baymax's arms] I'm not crying!

Baymax:
I will scan you for injuries.

Hiro:
[Firmly] DON'T scan me.

Baymax:
Scan complete.

Hiro:
Unbelievable!

Baymax:
You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Whoa, what?!

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[Hiro and Baymax are at the police department reporting the guy who attacked them.]

Officer Gerson:
All right, let me get this straight: A man in a Kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?

Hiro:
[Correcting shakily] Microbots.

Officer Gerson:
[Typing] Mi-cro-bots.

Hiro:
Yeah! He was controlling them telepathically with a neural-cranial transmitter.

Officer Gerson:
[Skeptical] So Mr. Kabuki was using... ESP to attack you and... Balloon Man?

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[Hiro is sneaking a low-battery and loopy Baymax into his house without his aunt noticing.]

Hiro:
Okay. If my aunt asks, we were at school all day. Got it?

Baymax:
[Loopy] WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!

Hiro:
No! Quiet! Shh!

Baymax:
[Trying and failing to whisper] Shh! We jumped out a window!

Hiro:
[Whispering] You can't say things like that around Aunt Cass? Shh...

Baymax:
Shh...

[Hiro walks up the stairs. Baymax tries to follow and face-plants on the first step, then pops back up]

Baymax:
Shh!

Cass:
Hiro? You home, sweetie?

Hiro:
Uh... that's right!

Cass:
I thought I heard you. Hi.

[She walks over to the stairs, where Hiro is casually leaning against the rail.]

Hiro:
[Nervously] H-Hey, Aunt Cass.

Cass:
Oh, look at my little college man. Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it! Oh, and wings are almost ready.

Baymax:
Weeee!

[Hiro does a double take, then quickly pushes Baymax out of sight.]

Hiro:
[Whispering] Will you be quiet!

Cass:
[Thinking it was Hiro] Yeah, wiiiiings! Weeooh!

[As Hiro desperately tries to bring Baymax up to his room, unseen]

Cass:
All right, get ready to have your face melted! You are gonna feel these things tomorrow, you know what I'm saying? Okay, sit down, tell me everything.

[She turns around and Hiro's not there]

Hiro:
[Hurrying back down the stairs] Um, the thing is, since I registered so late, I've got a lot of school stuff to catch up on.

[Loud thud from upstairs, Hiro freezes]

Cass:
What was that?

Hiro:
[Thinks up an answer] ...Mochi! Ooh, that darn cat!

[He looks down to see Mochi rubbing up against his legs]

Cass:
Well, at least take a plate for the road, okay?

[Hiro quickly tosses Mochi up the stairs before Aunt Cass can see him]

Cass:
Don't work too hard.

Hiro:
Thanks for understanding.

[He walks up into his room.]

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Baymax is wearing his new green armor.]

Baymax:
I have some concerns. This armor may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design.

Hiro:
That's kinda the idea, buddy. You look sick!

Baymax:
I cannot be sick. I am a robot.

Hiro:
It's just an expression.

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Hiro downloaded Karate skills into Baymax's database so they can apprehend Yokai.]

Baymax:
I fail to see how Karate makes me a better healthcare companion.

Hiro:
You wanna keep me healthy, don't you? [Hold up a wooden board] Punch this. [Baymax punches the board, splitting it in two.] Yes! [Cut to montage of Baymax using Karate moves] Hammer fist! [Using the hammer fist move, Baymax destroys three boards of wood.] Side kick! [Baymax destroys a large wooden structure with one side kick. Hiro's excitement grows.] Knife hand! [Baymax uses knife hand to destroy more wood] BACK KICK! [More wood destroyed] [overly-excited] GUMMY BEARS! [Baymax gets a bag of Gummy Bears out of the vending machine.] Yes!

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[The gang is being chased by Yokai.]

Fred:
[examining Yokai] That mask... the black suit-- We're under attack from a super-villain, people! I mean, how cool is that?! I mean, it's scary, obviously, but how cool!

[Wasabi suddenly slams on the brakes and stops the car.]

GoGo:
Why are we stopped?!

Wasabi:
The light's red!

GoGo:
THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!

[The light turns green and Wasabi speeds the car back up.]

Wasabi:
Why's he trying to kill us?! [Looks out the car window to Yokai] Um... Why are you trying to kill us?

Fred:
It's classic villain! We've seen too much!

Honey:
[Trying to stay positive] Let's not jump to conclusions! We don't know he's trying to kill us.

[Yokai throws a car at them.]

Fred:
CAR!

Honey:
HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!

[The car swerves out of the way.]

GoGo:
[incredulous] Did you just put your blinker on?!

Wasabi:
You have to indicate your turn! It's the LAW!

[GoGo glares, fed up with the "safe driving".]

GoGo:
THAT'S... IT.

[She takes her gum out of her mouth and sticks in on the dashboard, then pushes Wasabi's seat back. Hiro stares at her in slight fear. Her actions mean one thing:
It's her turn to drive.]

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[The gang is trapped in a tunnel of Microbots with the end closing fast. GoGo slams on the accelerator, speeding towards the closing hole.]

Wasabi:
We're not gonna make it!

Honey:
We're gonna make it!

Wasabi:
We're not gonna make it!

Honey:
We're gonna make it!

Wasabi:
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Honey:
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT?

[The car shoots through the hole, and they all scream. The car lands on the pier, and they're safe.]

Wasabi:
WE MADE IT! YEAH!

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Fred walks up to a huge mansion.]

Hiro:
Fred, w-where are you going?

Fred:
Oh! Welcome to mi casa! That's French for "front door".

Honey:
It's really...not.

GoGo:
Listen, nitwit, A lunatic in a mask just tried to kill us, I'm not in the mood for any–

[Suddenly, a butler walks through the door.]

Heathcliff:
Welcome home, Master Fredrick.

Fred:
Heathcliff! My man!

[The others just stand there, mouths agape in shock.]

Fred:
Come on in, guys. We'll be safe in here. Gimme some! [Heathcliff fist-bumps him]

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Hiro makes a sketch of the bird symbol he saw.]

Hiro:
Does this symbol mean anything to you guys? [shows the picture to the others.]

Fred:
[Raises his hand] Yes! It's a bird!

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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[Hiro finds out that Baymax scanned Yokai.]

Hiro:
Yes! Ha-ha! I can use the data from your scan to find him!

GoGo:
Uh, you'd have to scan everyone in San Fransokyo, and that might take, I don't know, forever.

Hiro:
No. No, no, no, I– I just have to look for another angle. [Gets an idea] Got it! I'll scan the whole city at the same time. I just have to upgrade Baymax's sensor. [Gets an even better idea] Actually, if we're gonna catch this guy, I need to upgrade all of you.

Wasabi:
Upgrade who, now?

Baymax:
Those who suffer a loss require support from friends and loved ones.

Fred:
Ho-ho! Okay, I like where this is heading!

Wasabi:
We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!

Honey:
Hiro, we want to help, but we're just...us.

Hiro:
No, you can be...way more.

GoGo:
Tadashi Hamada was our best friend. We're in.

Fred:
[Excited] Ha-ha! Can you feel it?! You guys, do you feel this?! Our origin story begins! WE'RE GONNA BE SUPERHEROES!

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

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The Dude:
..Yeah, man, it really tied the room together.

Walter Sobchak:
This was a valued, uh …

The Dude:
Yeah.

Donny:
[Donny takes a seat] What tied the room together, Dude?

The Dude:
My rug.

Walter Sobchak:
Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?

Donny:
What?

The Dude:
Walter …

Walter Sobchak:
Were you listening to The Dude's story?

Donny:
I was bowling.

Walter Sobchak:
So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know -

The Dude:
Walter, Walter, what's the point, man?

Walter Sobchak:
There's no reason - Here's my point, Dude. There's no fucking reason why these two -

Donny:
Yeah, Walter, what's your point?

Walter Sobchak:
Huh?

The Dude:
Walter, what is the poin-? Look, we all know who is at fault here - what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak:
Huh? No, what the fuck are you … ! I'm not … we're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

Donny:
What the fuck is he talking about?

The Dude:
My rug.

Walter Sobchak:
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude:
Look, Walter - Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak:
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not... Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.

The Dude:
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

Walter Sobchak:
What the fuck are you...?

The Dude:
Walter, he peed on my rug!

Donny:
He peed on the Dude's rug.

Walter Sobchak:
Donny, you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

The Dude:
Then who...?

Walter Sobchak:
Jeff Lebowski, the other Jeffery Lebowski. The millionaire!

The Dude:
That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

Walter Sobchak:
Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources. So that there's no reason - there's no FUCKING reason - why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, and then they come, and they pee on your fucking rug! Am I wrong?

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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Brandt:
Uh, our guest needs to be going now, Mrs. Lebowski.

The Dude:
(realizes) Ohh, you're Bunny.

Bunny Lebowski:
[takes off her sunglasses] I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Brandt:
Ah-hahahahaha! Ah - Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Bunny Lebowski:
Brandt can't watch, though - or he has to pay a hundred.

Brandt:
Ah-haha. That's marvelous.

The Dude:
[Dude turns his head back as Brandt escorts him away] ..Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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Walter Sobchak:
Fucking dog has fucking papers—OVER THE LINE!

Smokey:
Huh?

Walter Sobchak:
I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.

Smokey:
Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak:
Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.

Smokey:
Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak:
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

The Dude:
Hey, Walter, c'mon, it's just - Hey man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know, it's just a game, man.

Walter Sobchak:
This is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?

Smokey:
Yeah, but I wasn't...

Walter Sobchak:
[turns to Smokey] Am I wrong?

Smokey:
Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking an 8.

Walter Sobchak:
Smokey, my friend, [pulls out an M1911A1 pistol] you're entering a world of pain.

The Dude:
Walter, man...

Walter Sobchak:
You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

Smokey:
I'm not...

Walter Sobchak:
A world of pain.

Smokey:
Look, Dude, I - This is your partner...

Walter Sobchak:
(shouting) Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! [stands up] AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!

The Dude:
They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. [Walter's dog barks repeatedly]

Walter Sobchak:
MARK IT ZERO! [points gun in Smokey's face]

The Dude:
Walter, put the piece away …

Smokey:
Walter...?

Walter Sobchak:
(shouting) YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?! [racks slide on pistol] MARK IT ZERO! [Walter's dog stops barking]

Smokey:
[shivers a second, then marks the card] All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?

Walter Sobchak:
[calmly lowers and unloads gun] It's a league game, Smokey.

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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Walter Sobchak:
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

The Dude:
And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.

Walter Sobchak:
You mean … beyond pacifism?

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Dude:
She probably kidnapped herself.

Walter Sobchak:
Huh?

Donny:
What do you mean, Dude?

The Dude:
Rug Peers did not do this - Look at it! A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money.. she figures he isn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town...

Walter Sobchak:
That fucking bitch.

The Dude:
It's all a goddamn fake, man! It's like Lenin said: You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...

Donny:
"I am the walrus"?

The Dude:
You know what I'm trying to say?

Donny:
"I am the walrus".

Walter Sobchak:
That fucking bitch!

The Dude:
Oh yeah!

Donny:
"I am the walrus".

Walter Sobchak:
That's ex-- Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Donny:
What the fuck is he talking about?

Walter Sobchak:
Fuckin' exactly what happened to those... That makes me fuckin' sick!

The Dude:
Well, what do you care, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around town-

The Dude:
Walter, Walter - I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man.

Walter Sobchak:
Well it isn't a literal connection, Dude..

The Dude:
Walter, face it - There isn't any connection. Your roll.

Walter Sobchak:
Have it your way, but my point -

The Dude:
Your roll.

Walter Sobchak:
My point is -

Jesus Quintana:
Are you ready to be fucked, man? [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up!

The Dude:
Yeah... well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

The Dude:
Jesus.

Jesus Quintana:
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus. [leaves]

Walter Sobchak:
… [turns to Dude] Eight year olds, Dude.

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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[Dude and Walter sit in a diner as Dude shows Walter the severed toe]

Walter Sobchak:
[laughs] That wasn't her toe, Dude.

The Dude:
Whose toe was it, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
How the fuck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates...

The Dude:
The nail polish, Walter!

Walter Sobchak:
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to take some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe...

The Dude:
Someone else's?

Walter Sobchak:
Pinking shears... [imitates snipping]

The Dude:
Where the fuck are they gonna...

Walter Sobchak:
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude - you don't wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude:
Yeah, but Walter...

Walter Sobchak:
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon, with nail polish. These fucking amateurs! (chuckles) They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

The Dude:
Walter...

Walter Sobchak:
Now the point is...

The Dude:
They're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me.

Walter Sobchak:
Dude... That's... That's just the stress talkin', man. Now so far, we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimless crimes...

The Dude:
What about the toe?!

Walter Sobchak:
[slams fist on counter] FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

Waitress at diner:
[approaches Walter and Dude] Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Walter Sobchak:
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

The Dude:
Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man.

Waitress at diner:
Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Walter Sobchak:
Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

The Dude:
Alright, I'm outta here [drops money and (inadvertently) a joint on counter, subtly picks up the joint]

Walter Sobchak:
[talking to Dude as he leaves] Oh come on, Dude... Don't walk away, man! C'mon, this affects all of us, man! Our basic freedoms! [to the waitress I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee. [the waitress and the diner patrons look at him in disbelief] Enjoying my coffee.

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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[The Dude is riding home in a cab; "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" by the Eagles is playing on the radio]

The Dude:
Jesus, man, can you change the channel?

Cab Driver:
Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!

The Dude:
I had a really rough...

Cab Driver:
I'll pull to the side and kick your ass out.

The Dude:
Man, come on, I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Cab Driver:
[pulls over and kicks the Dude out of his cab] Out of my fucking cab! Out!

The Dude:
Man! Man, hey! [the cab driver drives off]

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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Donny:
[Runs over to Walter and Dude] They posted the next round for the tournament!

Walter Sobchak:
Donny, shut the f— When do we play?

Donny:
This Saturday. Quintana and—

Walter Sobchak:
Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule.

The Dude:
Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
I told that fuck down at the league office … Who's in charge of scheduling?

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
Burkhalter.

Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
They already posted it.

Walter Sobchak:
WELL, THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!

The Dude:
Who gives a shit?! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
C'mon, Dude - Uh, eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back.

Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
I'm Shomer Shabbos.

Donny:
What's that, Walter?

The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?!

Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

Donny:
Sheesh.

Walter Sobchak:
SHOMER SHABBOS!

The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to—

Walter Sobchak:
Shomer fucking Shabbos.

The Dude:
Oh, fuck! That's it, I'm outta here.

Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude … [rolls his eyes at Donny] (mouths) What a fucking baby …

[Donny nods]

The Big Lebowski  Movie Quote

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Walter Sobchak:
(talking to The Dude) We're gonna see some tank battles.. Fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. I mean that was a foot-soldier's war - Whereas this thing here should, uh.. y'know - Should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie - eyeball to eyeball. That's fucking combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Donny:
Who was in pajamas, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
Shut the fuck up, Donny. ..Whereas what we have here.. Bunch of fig-eaters wearin' towels on their head tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank - This.. this is not a worthy fuckin' adversary..

Jesus Quintana:
HEY! [He and his partner appear in front of Dude, Walter, and Donny] What's this "day of rest" shit?! What's this BULLSHIT?! I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush-league psych out stuff. Laughable, man – HA HA! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. WOOO! You got a date Wednesday, baby! [walks away with his partner]

Walter Sobchak:
…He's crackin'.

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The Dude:
Well, take care, man, gotta get back.

The Stranger:
Sure. Take it easy, Dude.

The Dude:
Oh yeah!

The Stranger:
I know that you will.

The Dude:
Yeah, well - The Dude abides.

The Stranger:
"The Dude abides." I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

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The Dude:
Get out of that car! Get the fuck out of the car, man. Get out of the fu-- [Da Fino steps out of the car] Who the fuck are you?!

Da Fino:
Easy man, relax. No physical harm intended.

The Dude:
Who the fuck are you, man?

Da Fino:
Ok man, i'm..okay

The Dude:
Why are you following me around? Come on fuckhead!

Da Fino:
Hey, relax man. I'm a Brother Shamus.

The Dude:
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?

Da Fino:
What the fuck are you talking about? My name's Da Fino. I'm a private snoop. Like you, man.

The Dude:
I'm not-- Just stay away from my special lady friend.

Da Fino:
Hey hey, i'm not messing with your special lady.

The Dude:
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend-- I'm just trying to help her conceive, man.

Da Fino:
Hey man, i'm not tryin to--

The Dude:
Who're you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?

Da Fino:
The Knutsens.

The Dude:
The?-- Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

Da Fino:
The Knutsens. It's a wandering daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Knutsen, she ran away from home. Her parents want her back. [Shows Dude a picture of Fawn] See. Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. The Knutsens told me I should show her this when I found her. It's the family farm. It's outside of Moorhead, Minnesota. They think it'll make her homesick.

The Dude:
Jesus fucking Christ. She's been kidnapped Da Fino.

Da Fino:
That's terrible.

The Dude:
Well maybe not, but she's definitely not around.

Da Fino:
Hey, uh, phfff, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information... a professional courtesy...compeers, you know what i mean.

The Dude:
Yeah yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. And stay away from my special--from my fucking lady friend man.

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