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[Immediately following the death of "Little Miss"] Andrew Martin: Will every human being that I care for just... leave? Portia: I'm afraid so... Andrew Martin: That won't do. – Bicentennial Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[last lines] Galatea: In the words of the great Andrew Martin, "One is glad to be of service". Portia: [looking to Andrew] See you soon. – Bicentennial Man Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Employment Officer: Hey, Ricci, remember your bike! You have to have a bike. Antonio Ricci: A bike? I have and I haven't. I can't get my hands on it right now. Perhaps in a few days time. Employment Officer: You need one straight away or they won't take you on. Antonio Ricci: I can do it on foot for the first few days. Employment Officer: If you haven't got a bike, you'll have to let someone else take it. – Bicycle Thieves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Employment Officer: Have you got a bike or haven't you? Antonio Ricci: I've got one. I've got one. Employment Officer: Remember if you haven't got a bike, there's nothing doing, right? Antonio Ricci: Think I'm going to wait another two years? I'll be there with a bike. – Bicycle Thieves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
La Santona: What have they stolen? Antonio Ricci: My bike. La Santona: What can I say? I can only tell you what I see. Listen: you'll find it straight away or not at all. Understand? You'll find it straight away or not at all. Keep your eyes open. Antonio Ricci: Where, straight away? La Santona: How should I know? Go and try to understand what I said. You'll find it straight away or not at all. – Bicycle Thieves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Computer game: You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves. Mrs. Baskin: Josh, take out the garbage! Josh: In a minute, Mom! [talking to himself] Melt the wizard. [typing] Melt wizard. Computer game: What do you want to melt him with? Josh: What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod. Mrs. Baskin: JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!! Mr. Baskin: Josh, you heard your mother! [In the computer game, the enemy attacks Josh's avatar by encasing him in a big block of ice] Computer game: Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years. Josh: Great. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Josh: [to himself, at a carnival where he finds an antiquated fortune-telling machine] Zoltar Speaks? [Josh inserts a quarter but the machine is off] Josh: [annoyed, hitting machine] Work, work, work, dammit! [Machine activates; Zoltar's eyes glow red] Machine: Aim ramp at Zoltar's mouth [As the Zoltar head opens and closes his mouth, Josh aims the coin ramp at Zoltar, who eats the quarter] Machine: Zoltar says make your wish. Josh: I wish I were big. [Machine produces a card] Card: Your wish is granted. Josh then goes to find his family. As a cold wind blows, Josh sees the Zoltar machine was unplugged all along, giving him the creeps – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Josh has supposedly disappeared. The Baskin residence is covered by squad cars and neighbors have gathered to see the hoopla Policeman: This is one of the oddest missing child cases. His mother is all hysterical; cannot get a word out of her. No sign of forced entry, no ransom note and the only fingerprints we found all belonged to the Baskin family. Kid #1: Bet he got sick of his parents and ran away. Wish I could do that. Kid #2: I will help you pack. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Josh: I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area. Clerk: Consumer Affairs, down the hall. Bureaucrat: Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge. Billy: See, no problem. Bureaucrat: Standard six-week wait with backlog. Billy and Josh: [in unison] Six weeks??! Bureaucrat: Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky. Outside. Josh is sitting on steps staring into space Josh: I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life. Billy: Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha! – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Josh is making application for a job Josh: Social security number? Billy fills it out Josh: What was that? Billy: My locker combination. Receptionist: Mr. Baskin? Billy: Remember, Josh, eye contact! Receptionist: Your son will have to wait out here. Josh: Certainly. OK son, you heard the lady. Don't give anyone a hard time. Billy: Sure thing, "Dad". Josh and Billy laugh at their private joke to the odd look of the receptionist – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
MacMillian employee is looking over Josh's job application while pen-clicking Office worker: It says you have four years of experience in computers, good. But you are missing a couple of numbers on the social security. Josh: Uh, um, twelve. Office worker: OK, 1-2. Office worker puts in numbers Where did you go to school? Josh: Hmmm, it was called George Washington. Office worker: Oh, G.W! My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge? Josh: Yes, every morning. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: So you got a job, where you play with all these toys. Josh: Yup! Billy: And they're gonna pay you for that? Josh: Yup! Billy: SUCKERS! – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: Have you tried Mattel? Susan: Yes. Paul: Well, how about Coleco? Susan: Yes, as well as Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder. None of these places reported ever having a Josh Baskin on their payroll. Paul: Well, he's got to come from somewhere. The guy just does not come into the executive offices out of the blue. Susan: Face it Paul, the man comes from data processing. Paul: It's a mystery. [Susan pours milk into her coffee. She has not seen the reverse side, which has a picture of the young Josh] Milk Carton: MISSING: JOSHUA BASKIN – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy. Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Susan: I'm not so sure we should do this. Josh: Do what? Susan: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you. Josh: Do you mean sleep over? Susan: Well, yeah. Josh: Well, okay, but I get to be on top. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Baskin: [on the phone] You have my son? Josh: Yes. Mrs. Baskin: Look, if you touch one hair on his head, I swear I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer. Josh: Wow, thanks. – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: There. Sea Point Park! Josh: Thanks. Billy: See you around. Later, Josh has run out of a business meeting Josh: Taxi! Sea Point Park, please. Billy is on street Billy: Sea Point Park? Way to go, Josh! Susan tries to follow Josh but runs into Billy Susan: You know Josh? Billy: Yes, I am his friend. Susan: I am...his girlfriend. Billy looks amazed seeing a full-grown woman who has boobs is his best friend's girl Billy: His girlfriend?? Whoa! – Big Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cashier: Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you? Sonny: What do you want? Julian: Cheerios. Sonny: Cheerios, they don't got Cheerios, what else? Julian: Lasagna. Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? We'll take hotcakes and sausage. Cashier: Sorry, sir. We stopped serving breakfast. Sonny: [looks at the clock on the wall] What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late. Cashier: No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30. Sonny: AW, HORSESHIT! [Julian starts crying] No, no. Don't cry, I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady. Customer: Nice parenting. Sonny: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? [throws the man's fries] Take a walk! [to Julian] Do you want a Happy Meal? Can I get you one of those Happy Meals? You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?! [later, Sonny and Julian leave McDonald's; they meet up with the homeless man again] Homeless Man: Hey, man, where's my Egg McMuffin? Sonny: Breakfast is over at 10:30. Homeless Man: Really? Sonny: Yeah. Homeless Man: I thought it was 11:00. Sonny: I thought that too. Homeless Man: Total mind blower. – Big Daddy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Julian hands Sonny a video cassette] Sonny: What's this? Julian: The Kangaroo Song. Sonny: All right. Great. That's terrific. And we're gonna watch this after the game, okay? Julian: But after my nap, I always watch The Kangaroo Song. Sonny: It's overtime right now, and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens, like, once every 10 years. Julian: Kangaroo Song. Kangaroo Song. Kangaroo Song! KANGAROO SONG! Sonny: ALL RIGHT!!! God! You were normal yesterday! – Big Daddy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Waitress: What are you doing in here, cutie? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Who do you want to win? Julian: The god damn Jets. Waitress: [laughs] Have fun. – Big Daddy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley Moon: You're a nutcase! You're a bleedin' nutcase! George Spiggott: They said the same of Jesus Christ, Freud, and Galileo. Stanley Moon: They said it of a lot of nutcases too! George Spiggott: You're not as stupid as you look are you, Mr. Moon? – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley Moon: I thought you were called Lucifer. George Spiggott: I know. "The Bringer of the Light" it used to be. Sounded a bit poofy to me. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley Moon: Here, my ice lolly's melted. You really must be the Devil. George Spiggott: Incarnate. How d'you do? – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stanley: What a dreary thing to do — I hope you're proud of yourself. George: It was pride that got me into this. I used to be an angel, you know — up in heaven. Stanley: Oh yeah, you used to be God's favourite, didn't you? George: That's right — "I Love Lucifer" it was in those days. – Bedazzled Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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