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Batman: [holds Gordon up with a gun] Don't turn around. You're a good cop, one of the few. Sgt James Gordon: What do you want? Batman: Carmine Falcone brings in shipments of drugs every week. Nobody takes him down. Why? Gordon: He's paid up with the right people. Batman: What would it take to bring him down? Gordon: Leverage on Judge Faden, and a DA brave enough to prosecute. Batman: Rachel Dawes. Gordon: Who are you? Batman: [reveals gun which is just a stapler] Watch for my sign. [retracts stapler, backs off] Gordon: You're just one man? Batman: Now we're two. Gordon: We? – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox visit a special garage at Wayne Enterprises] Bruce Wayne: [look at a very large and odd vehicle] What's that? Lucius Fox: The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that. [cuts to Bruce driving it on a test track, with Fox in the passenger's seat describing how it works] She was built as a bridging vehicle. During combat, two of these would jump over a river, towing cables. Over here on the throttle, flip that open and throttle up. This will boost you into a rampless jump. [Bruce goes to flip the throttle. The Tumbler accelerates] Not now! Not... not now, Sir! Tumbler AI: Afterburner disengaged. Fox: We never could get the damn bridge to work, but this baby works just fine. [Bruce swerves the Tumbler to a stop] So, what do you think? Wayne: Does it come in black? – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rachel Dawes visits a hotel and sees Bruce going out soaking wet with two European models in underwear and bathrobes walking out Rachel Dawes: Bruce? Bruce Wayne: [tries to recognize] Rachel? Dawes: I had heard you were back. What are you doing? Wayne: Ugh, just swimming. Wow, it is good to see you. Dawes: You were gone a long time. Wayne: I know. How are things. Dawes: Same. Job's getting worse. Wayne: [smiles] Can't change the world on your own. Dawes: [smiles] What choice do I have. When you're too busy 'swimming.' Wayne: Rachel, all of, all this, it's not me. Inside, I am more. Model #1: [calls out] Come on Bruce, come on! Model #2: We have some more hotels for you to buy. Dawes: [smiles sympathetically] Bruce. Deep down, you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you. [Walks away] – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Jonathan Crane: What do you want? Falcone: I want to know how you're gonna convince me to keep my mouth shut. Crane: About what? You don't know anything. Falcone: I know you don't want the cops to take a closer look at the drugs they seized. And I know about your experiments with the inmates of your nuthouse. See, I don't go into business with a guy without finding out his dirty secrets. And those goons you used? I own the muscle in this town. Now I've been bringing your stuff in for months, so whatever he's planning, it's big. And I want in. Crane: Well, I already know what he'll say: that we should kill you. Falcone: [laughs] No, even he can't get me in here. Not in my town. Crane: Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments. [opens his briefcase and shows Falcone a burlap hood] Probably not very frightening to a guy like you, but these crazies? They can't stand it. [pulls the mask over his head] Falcone: So when did the nut take over the nuthouse? [Crane presses a hidden button on his briefcase and floods the room with his hallucinogenic toxin; Falcone begins screaming in terror] Crane: They scream, and they cry. Much as you're doing now. – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rachel observes Falcone, truly insane and muttering "scarecrow" over and over; Dr. Crane walks in] Crane: Miss Dawes, this is most irregular. I have nothing further to add to the report I filed with the judge. Rachel Dawes: I have questions about your report. Crane: Such as? Dawes: Isn't it convenient for a 52-year-old man who has no history of mental illness to suddenly have a complete psychotic breakdown, just when he's about to be indicted? Crane: Well, as you can see for yourself, there is nothing "convenient" about his symptoms. [they look at Falcone, still muttering "Scarecrow"] Dawes: What's "scarecrow"? Crane: Patients suffering delusional episodes often focus their paranoia on an external tormentor. Usually one conforming to Jungian archetypes. In this case, a scarecrow... Outside, he was a giant. In here, only the mind can grant you power. Dawes: You enjoy the reversal? Crane: I respect the mind's power over the body. It's why I do what I do. Dawes: I do what I do to keep thugs like Falcone behind bars, not in therapy. – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Gordon carries an unconscious Rachel] Batman: How is she? Lt. James Gordon: She's fading. We've got to go. [pause] I'll get my car. Batman: I brought mine. Gordon: Yours? [turns, sees Tumbler start up; it races past him, runs over a police car] I've gotta get me one of those. [Tumbler races across river] Policeman #1: He is in a vehicle. Dispatcher: Make and color? Policeman #1: It's a black... [pause; sirens activate elsewhere] tank! – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Batman: Taste of your own medicine, doctor? [Gasses Crane with the fear toxin] What have you been doing here? What was your plan? Crane! Who are you working for? Crane: Ra's! Ra's al Ghul! Batman: Ra's al Ghul is dead! Who are you working for? Crane! Crane: [Hallucinates Batman as a grotesque bat creature] Dr. Crane isn't here right now, but if you'd like to make an appointment... – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ducard: Amusing, but pointless. None of these people have long to live. Your antics at the asylum have forced my hand. Bruce Wayne: So Crane was working for you. Ducard: His toxin is derived from the organic compound found in our blue flowers. He was able to weaponize it. Wayne: He's not a member of the League of Shadows? Ducard: Of course not. He thought our plan was to hold the city to ransom. Wayne: But really, you are going to release Crane's poison on the entire city. Ducard: Then watch Gotham tear itself apart through fear. Wayne: You're going to destroy millions of lives. Ducard: Only a cynical man would call what these people have "lives," Wayne. Crime. Despair. This was not how man was supposed to live. The League of Shadows has been a check against human corruption for thousands of years. We sacked Rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats. Burned London to the ground. Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance. Wayne: Gotham isn't beyond saving. Give me more time. There are good people here. Ducard: You are defending a city so corrupt, we have infiltrated every level of its infrastructure. When I found you in that jail, you were lost. But I believed in you. I took away your fear, and showed you a path. You were my greatest student. It should be you standing by my side, saving the world. Wayne: I'll be standing where I belong: between you, and the people of Gotham. Ducard: No one can save Gotham. [nods to henchmen, who begin vandalizing the house and set it on fire] When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural. Tomorrow, the world will watch in horror as its greatest city destroys itself. The movement back to harmony will be unstoppable this time. Wayne: You've attacked Gotham before? Ducard: Of course. Over the ages, our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With Gotham, we tried a new one - economics. But we underestimated certain of Gotham's citizens. Such as your parents. Gunned down by one of the very people they were trying to help. Create enough hunger, and everyone becomes a criminal. Their deaths galvanized the city into saving itself, and Gotham has limped on ever since. We are back to finish the job. And this time, no misguided idealists will get in the way. Like your father, you lack the courage to do all that is necessary. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart. – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bruce Wayne: I wanted to save Gotham. I've failed. Alfred: Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up. Bruce: You still haven't given up on me? Alfred: Never. – Batman Begins Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Commissioner Gordon: [about Two-Face] Can we reason with him? He's holding innocent people hostage up there. Dr. Chase Meridian: It won't do any good. He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim... Meridian: [interrupting] ...in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. Batman: Exactly. Dr. Meridian: Like you. [off his look] Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian. Dr. Meridian: [More intrigued] Really? I did not know that. You are interesting...and call me 'Chase'. [Batman looks back up to the bank, Meridian does the same. As she looks up, Batman then walks away] By the way, do you have a first name, or do we just call you "Bats"? [Turns and sees Batman is no longer there.] – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Edward Nygma: Okay Now I've got it! Ha! "Too many questions. There's too many questions. "Too many..." I'll show you it works! Fred Stickley: What the hell is going on here? I told you this project is terminated! I'm calling Security! Edward Nygma: Caffeine will kill you! Rise and shine, little guinea pig. Fred Stickley: What are you doing, Nygma? Untie me! Edward Nygma: This won't hurt. At least, I don't think it will. Fred Stickley: What are you doing? Nygma, you touch that switch and... Edward Nygma: Which one? this? Losing resolution. More power! [demonstrating his brain wave invention] "EDWARD NYGMA, COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON BRAIN DRAIN!" Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside Thick Skull Number One! "What have we got for him, Johnny?" [laughs] Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? MAYBE! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius! No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mines comes with the power of yours! [in a sing-song voice] I'm sucking up your IQ, vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain! [dances to a techno music tune] FRED! [Lip noises; shuts off his machine and Stickley goes back to normal; gasping and laughing] What a rush! Fred Stickley: What the hell just happened? Edward Nygma: A very surprising side effect! While you were mesmerized by my 3D TV... I utilized your neural energy to grow smarter. [He kisses his invention's helmet as he puts it back on the mannequin head] Fred Stickley: Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical toad! It is brain manipulation! I'm reporting you to the FCC, the Human Experimentation Board, the AMI, and the police! [Edward grabs the chair that Stickley is strapped to and drags it far to face the window.] You are going up on charges, to court, to jail, and then to a mental institution for the rest of your twisted little life! But first and foremost, Nygma, you are fired! Do you hear me?! FIRED! Edward Nygma: [ominously] Oh... I don't think so. [Nygma pushes Stickley's chair forward, sending it crashing through the window. Stickley dangles over the edge, with only the helmet's power chord, attached to the power grid, keeping from falling] Edward Nygma: HANG ON! [rushes forward and grabs him] Fred... BABE!... You are fired, or should I say... terminated? [He takes off the helmet and lets Stickley fall to his death] SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNA! [a splash is heard] Oooooh, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze! [laughs evilly] – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Two-Face: Ladies, you spoil us! We're of two minds about what to eat first. [Riddler enters behind him and loudly drives his cane into the floor] What?! The Riddler: I hope you made extra. Two-Face: Who the hell are you? The Riddler: Just a friend. But you can call me... the Riddler. Two-Face: [grabs Riddler by the collar] We'll call you dead, is more like it! How did you find us here?! Talk! The Riddler: But then if I talked, what would keep you from slaying me, O Segregated One? [looks at Two-Face's disfigurement] By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking. Two-Face: [puts pistol to Riddler's head] Let's see if you bleed green! The Riddler: Harvey! [Spice laughs mischievously] I don't think it's me you really want to kill. That'd be too easy for someone as powerful as you... and you. But Batman... [gasps] Now, there's a challenge! Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea! [Two-Face feigns modesty] Just think of it, a few bullets hit home, a quick splash of blood, and then what? Wet hands and post-homicidal depression. [feigns whimpering] Why not humiliate him first, expose his frailties, and then when he's at his weakest... CRUSH HIM! [Two-Face chuckles] I can see that... sparkle in your left eye. I can help you get Batman. That is, if you'll... spare my life for just a few moments. Two-Face: [cocks his head in amusement and puts his gun away] Eh... [puts Riddler down] The Riddler: Thank you. I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Splendid! [Takes one of his boxes and puts it on the dark side of the room] It's so dark and gothic and disgustingly decadent [Gestures Spice over with a snarl, then takes a box to the light side]... yet so bright and chipper and conservative! [Urges Sugar over with a whistle] [Back to the dark side; speaking sinisterly] It's so you... [to the light side, speaking operatic] And yet so you! Very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off quite nicely. Two-Face: [shoots pistol at the ceiling] What's your point, big boy? The Riddler: Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?! [Two-Face puts his gun back to Riddler's head] This is the point. [shows brainwave gadget; activates it; camera shows Sugar and Spice being entranced to brainwave machine] This is how I found you. Let me demonstrate. [sticks gadget on Two-Face's forehead; Two-Face feels full power of the machine] This is your brain on the Box! This is my brain on the Box! [sticks gadget on his forehead] DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!?! Two-Face: I'll have a bit more, thank you. [he reaches for the gadget, but Riddler pulls it away] The Riddler: Oh, there's more, but only the first one's free. Here's the bargain: you will help me steal production capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town and become Gotham's cleverest carbon-based lifeform! And in return... [goes to Two-Face] ...is everybody paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is... Batman? Two-Face: Hmm...You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into powder. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition. [holds up his coin] Therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damn head off! – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alfred Pennyworth: May I help you, Master Grayson? Dick Grayson: How come this is the only locked door in this museum? What've you got back here? Alfred Pennyworth: Master Wayne's dead wives. [Dick gives him a look] The silver closet. On your way. – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Commissioner Gordon: I saw the signal, what's going on? Batman: Nothing. False alarm. Dr. Chase Meridian: Are you sure? – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Batman: [Sighs] Women. – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Riddler: Hey, Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy! Two-Face: It's darn simple, my boy; ball up a fist, reach way back and assert yourself! [punches out cop] The Riddler: Ooo! Looks like fun... lemme try, lemme try! Two-Face: Ball up a fist... The Riddler: [clenches fist] Ball up a fist! Two-Face: Reach way back... The Riddler: [winds up] Reach way back! Two-Face: And assert yourself! The Riddler: Assert—[punches another cop, but is ineffective] OW! – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Alfred brings an envelope to Bruce, who's watching news reports on the Riddler] Alfred: Apparently you and Batman have a common enemy. That was with the morning mail. [Bruce opens the envelope, revealing another riddle, the camera cuts to the two of them in the Batcave] Alfred: "The eight of us go forth, not back; to protect our king from a foe's attack." Bruce Wayne: Chess pawns. Clock...match...all physical objects, man-made. Alfred: Small in size, light in weight. Bruce Wayne: What's the connection? Alfred: With all due respect, sir, I believe that's why they call him "the Riddler". – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As Two-Face and his thugs crash Edward Nygma's party] Edward: You're ruining my big party! Are you INSANE?! Two-Face: We're sick of waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy. Edward: Patience, oh bifurcated one-- Two-Face: PATIENCE, HELL! WE WANT HIM DEAD! And nothing brings out the Batman like a little murder and mayhem, baby. Edward: Well, at least you could have let me in on the caper! We could have organized this, planned it, presold the movie rights! [sees Batman crash through the ceiling] Your entrance was good; his was better. The difference? Showmanship! – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bruce: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! Dick: You got a real gratitude problem, you know that Bruce. I need a name! "Batboy"? "Nightwing"? I dunno, what's a good sidekick name? Bruce: How about "Dick Grayson, college student"? Dick: Screw you! I just saved your life, you owe me. Bruce: You were totally out of control. You're gonna get yourself killed. Dick: Your looking at your new partner. Bruce: No! Dick: Bruce, whenever you go all night, I'll be watching and wherever Batman goes, I'm gonna be right beside him. I mean, how are you gonna stop me? Bruce: I can stop you. – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Batman: [Preparing to attack the Riddler's island] What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea? [Activates the Bat-Boat] Or by air? [Activates the Bat Wing] Robin: [Arriving] Why not both? Batman: [Looks over Robin's costume] Who's your tailor? Alfred: I took the liberty, sir. Batman: [Notices Robin's logo] "R". What's that stand for? Robin: [Gives Alfred a look] "Robin". [Alfred smiles, Robin looks back at Batman] Riddler and Two-Face make a pretty lethal combination. Figured you could use a hand. Batman: Two against two are better odds. Robin: I can't promise I won't kill Harvey. Batman: "Every man's got to go his own way." A friend told me that. Robin: Not just a friend... [Offers his hand] Batman: A partner. [Batman shakes Robin's hand] – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Riddler and Two-Face playing Battleship] The Riddler: A-14! [The bombs explosion underneath the water, Robin avoid the explosion] Two-Face: Hit! The Riddler: Sweet. Two-Face: B-12! [The bombs explosion again] The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin I might add. [Two-Face pushes the button, Riddler is doing well, Batman and Robin getting closer to NygmaTech] Two-Face: Oh, that sinking feeling. The Riddler: I like this game! Two-Face: C-9! [Two-Face destroys the Batboat, Robin evacuates and Batboat is sinking] The Riddler: AAH! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!! Two-Face: Who? Me? [The Riddler laughs manically as Two-Face wins the battleship] – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat? Batman: No more tricks, Edward. The Riddler: Very well, then. Let's get real. Batman: Release Chase. This is between you and me. Two-Face: And me... ... and me! Batman: You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and now you've devised a way to read minds. The Riddler: You betcha! Soon my little "Box" will be on countless TVs around the world. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sexual fantasies, and little white lies. Into my head they'll go. Victory is inevitable. For if knowledge is power... ...then a god... ...am... Was that over the top? I can never tell. By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak! Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants. Behind curtain... number one! The absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian! She enjoys hiking, manicures and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life... HA! Two-Face: Heh! The Riddler: And behind curtain number two! Fatman's one and only partner! This acrobat turned orphan like Saturday morning cartoons and dreams one day being... ... bare naked with a girl! and below these contestants... my personal favorite: A watery grave! Just one little touch... and five seconds later, these two date players are GULL FEED on the rocks below... Not enough time to save them both... Which one will it be, Batman? Bruce's love... or the Dark Knight's junior partner? [imitating clock timer] Batman: There is no way for me to save them or myself... This is all one giant death trap. The Riddler: Judges? [imitating buzzer sound] I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But, thank you for playing. Batman: Wait! I have a riddle for you. The Riddler: For me?... Really? Tell me. Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I? The Riddler: [scoffs] Please! You're as blind as a bat! Batman: Exactly! [Batman throws a batarang into the Riddler's throne, destroying his machine] The Riddler: Bummer! – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Defeated, The Riddler lies among the ruins of his machine, driven insane by the surge of brain power] The Riddler: [delirious] Why? Why can't I kill you?! Too many questions, too many questions... Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be, now...because I choose to be. The Riddler: AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH! [The Riddler looks at Batman, Then, The Riddler screaming in terror as Big Bad Bat appears and take Riddler to Arkham Asylum] – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dr. Burton talks to Dr. Meridian about Nygma is screaming many hours in Arkham Asylum] Dr. Burton: Thank you for that responding to my request of my concentration, Dr. Meridian. Edward Nygma has been screaming for hours but he knows the true identity of Batman. [Dr. Meridian is visiting Nygma, who claims to know who Batman is] Dr. Chase Meridian: Edward? Edward Nygma: [in a sing-song tone] Who... is it? Chase: It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. Do you remember me? Edward Nygma: How could I forget? Chase: Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is. Edward Nygma: I can't tell you unless you say "please". Chase: Edward, please. Who is Batman? Edward Nygma: [bursting into view] I'M BATMAN! [laughs manically as he flaps his arms like wings] [outside] Chase: Your secret is safe. He is definitely a wacko. Bruce: "Wacko". That a... technical term? [Chase chuckles slightly] Bruce: Listen... [returns her Malaysian dream warden doll] I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream. [they kiss] Chase: Don't work too late. – Batman Forever Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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