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[Charlie notices an odd bottle on a shelf in Miss Price's office.]

Charlie:
Poisoned dragon's liver?!

Miss Price:
Poisoned dragon's liver.

Paul:
Do you poison the dragon or just the liver?

Miss Price:
It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment.

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Stallkeeper:
The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.

Mr. Browne:
Made in Hong Kong—two bob a dozen, I'd say.

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Paul:
I liked you better as a rabbit, Charlie

Charlie:
Shut up, you!

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Charlie:
Don't they have no rules?

Paul:
Of course they do. The king makes them up as they go.

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[as Secretary Bird sees that King Leonidas' star necklace is missing, he reacts, then stutters, and points]

King Leonidas:
[growls] Stop jibbering. [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you?

Secretary Bird:
[blubbing] Your Royal Star! They've stolen your royal star!

King Leonidas:
[laughs] Don't be ridiculous. What do you think this is? [dangles a whistle in front of Secretary Bird, who blows on it, and when he sees the whistle, King Leonidas realizes and roars so loudly, that blows Secretary Bird's clothes off] WHYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDN'T YOUUUUUUUUUUUU SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!!

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Paul:
Is this London?

Carrie:
'Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air?

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Mr. Browne:
I found the door open, the curtains closed—the house was deserted.

Miss Price:
Why on earth would someone do a thing like that?

Mr. Browne:
I would say this may have something to do with it… [gestures toward an unexploded bomb]

Miss Price:
Merciful heavens! I should be terrified at the very idea of living here.

Mr. Browne:
You would have thought so, wouldn't you? I am, by nature, a little bit of a coward—but then I pondered, as I often do: in the perverse nature of things, this diabolical object is probably the best friend I ever had. It has enabled me for the first time in my life to live like a king. Shall we go in?

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Charlie:
Why d'you keep the curtains closed?

Mr. Browne:
So we can enjoy our cheese and wine in the gentle glow of candlelight.

Charlie:
I bet it's so the coppers won't catch you hiding out here.

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Paul:
What is this—a toyshop?

Carrie:
No, it's a nursery. Ain't you ever seen a nursery?

Charlie:
[to Carrie] No, and neither have you.

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[Miss Price is searching in Mr. Browne's library, standing on a ladder attached to a rail on the high shelves.]

Mr. Browne:
What's your name?

Miss Price:
[disinterestedly] Miss Price.

Mr. Browne:
No, I mean your first name.

Miss Price:
Eglantine.

Mr. Browne:
Eglantine...Eglantine... [He pushes the ladder upon which Miss Price is standing along the rail, startling her.] Oh, how you shine!

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Miss Price:
[reading from the book she has found at last] Ah! "Substitutiary locomotion. The ancient art of..." [She reads for a few moments in a whisper.] Ah! Here we are: "The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. These words are—" [She pauses incredulously, and turns over the tattered leaves of the book.] ...But the rest of the book is missing!

Mr. Browne:
Now you see why I closed down the college.

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Mr. Browne:
I will cause the bed and all its occupants to disappear.

Bookman:
Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap jack entertainer do a trick like that.

Mr. Browne:
Cheap jack entertainer. Now that was naughty.

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[Miss Price's belongings inadvertently come to life after she recites an ancient magical spell. Mr. Browne begins to dance with a nightdress.]

Miss Price:
That's my nightgown!

Mr. Browne:
Is it really, my dear?

Miss Price:
Yes, and I'm not responsible for its behavior.

Mr. Browne:
Obviously not, my dear.

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[Miss Price and the children are being held captive in her house by German soldiers.]

Colonel:
No, fraulein, this is not the invasion. Just a little excercise. A minor raid to induce panic and to spread a little mischef. When you English get it through your head that the German forces can land at will whenever and wherever we please, perhaps you will consider a reasonable peace.

Charlie:
Not bloody likely!

Paul:
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.

Miss Price:
I must say, it's very tempting. Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit? [The colonel speaks German to a soldier, ignoring Miss Price] I said, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?

[Paul smiles]

Colonel:
Be quiet, please.

[Miss Price stands up, points at the Colonel, but cannot remember the correct words to the incantation]

Miss Price:
Filigree, apogee, epigee...!

Charlie:
Not again.

Carrie:
Your memory, Miss Price.

Miss Price:
Charles, would you kindly fetch me my notebook from the workroom, please?

Charlie:
Righto.

[He attempts to run, but a German officer restrains Charlie. Miss Price and Paul attempt to retrieve Charlie in much commotion. The colonel, annoyed, turns to them]

Colonel:
SILENCE!! [The commotion stops] Fraulein, we have work to do. I am sorry, but I must send all of you someplace where you will no longer be a nuisance. [Speaks an order in German and continues working]

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Paul:
That's not a rabbit— that's Mr. Browne, that is!

Miss Price:
If you are Mr. Browne, would you kindly get down off my lap?

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[Carrie tries on some elaborate jewellery at a market stall and admires herself in a mirror.]

Stallkeeper:
Who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba?

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Charlie:
Hurt your foot, Miss Price?

Miss Price:
Oh, just twisted my ankle.

Charlie:
Sorry to hear that.

Miss Price:
Thank you. It's nothing serious.

Charlie:
Lovely weather for flying last night.

[heavy pause]

Miss Price:
Why did you say that, Charles?

Charlie:
[bringing out her broken broomstick] Game's up, Miss Price. We know what you are.

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Buzzwell:
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15… and that concludes our graduation ceremonies.

Barry:
Yay!

Buzzwell:
And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Bee Movie  Movie Quote

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[The Archies:
Sugar, Sugar]

Vanessa:
You coming? All set! Watch this!

[explosion]

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Radio:
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell.

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Man 1:
You hear something?

Man 2:
Like what?

Man 1:
Like tiny screaming.

Man 2:
Turn off the radio.

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Announcer:
Hive at 5, the hive's only full-hour action news source.

[screaming]

Bees:
No more bee beards!

Announcer:
With Bob Bumble at the Anchor Desk, weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung.

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Mr. Montgomery:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the county of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what if would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know he could be on steroids!

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Giraffe:
Action figures, dolls, video games! It's all me! And they pasted my picture on every toy store! Everybody knows my kind are plant eaters, but I'd rather live on ants!

Barry:
I have no idea.

Bee Movie  Movie Quote

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