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Rodway:
Don't you forget what you are doing.

Burnett:
What are we doing here? Are you kidding me? Well, I am eating Jello, and he is wiping his hands.

Rodway:
You don't get to pick a fight. It comes to you.

Burnett:
Yeah, I get it. But at least give me a fight that I can understand.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stackhouse:
We're not supposed to fly that sector, Chris. The brass will have a shit-fit.

Burnett:
Hey, we're on recon so let's recon something.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Admiral Reigart:
You should be glad you're not in the middle of a fight, Lieutenant. Because with your attitude, you wouldn't last very long.

Burnett:
Sir, with all due respect, I've given the Navy seven good years. I think I've served my country.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stackhouse:
You sure about that?

Burnett:
I'm reading right here, pal.

Stackhouse:
Well, then Serbs must have bought the U-boat because we are flying over a lake.

Burnett:
God damn it. And warm thank you goes to US intelligence community, ladies and gentlemen.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Babic:
It's not safe here. We keep moving.

Burnett:
No, you go. They killed my pilot because we took pictures of the graves, and I know where they are. And I am gonna get them, so he didn't die for no reason. Don't follow me, it's safer here.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

O'Malley:
You will lose your command for this.

Admiral Reigart:
So be it! I'm not gonna let that kid die out there while we sit around on this ship!

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Admiral Reigart:
Our man is down behind enemy lines, now what the fuck is the problem?

Admiral Piquet:
Do you have any idea how much damage this incident may cause to the peace process?

Admiral Reigart:
All I know, Admiral, is that the American people want their pilot back.

Admiral Piquet:
Exactly! Americans, all you care about is your own damn pilots! What happens when the fighting starts again? Will America recommit its forces to stop a major war? No, you don't have any control over that little detail, do you? You might have helped save your man today, Reigart, and I emphasize 'might', but you risk the lives of thousands tomorrow.

Behind Enemy Lines  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Liberace:
You know what? I have a great idea. Why don't you come work for me?

Scott:
As what?

Liberace:
Well, you can be my secretary.

Scott:
I don't type.

Liberace:
Hell, Scott. I can pay people to type. I need a companion, a bodyguard, someone to keep people off my back. Someone I can talk to, the way we talked tonight. You can be my right hand man. You can take care of the animals. Please, say yes, Scott.

Behind the Candelabra  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Liberace:
Now, Jack. I want to talk to you about doing some surgery on Scott here.

Scott:
What?

Dr. Jack Startz:
Fine. What would you like me to do as Scott?

Liberace:
[holds up a portrait of himself] I want you to make Scott look like this. Can you do that?

Dr. Jack Startz:
Oh, I see. Oh, yes. I think I can do what you want. He's gonna need a nose job and I'm going to have to restructure his cheek bones and his chin with silicone implants, but its not impossible. But first, we gotta slim him down. I have a terrific diet, the California diet, guaranteed loss fifteen pounds in four weeks.

Behind the Candelabra  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cody:
Barney, you're stupid!

Abby and Marcella:
Cody!

Barney's Great Adventure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cody:
I do not believe in you. [he looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him]

Barney:
That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him]

Barney's Great Adventure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Second:
Gentlemen, cock your pistols! Gentlemen...

Narrator:
Barry's father...

Second:
...aim your pistols!

Narrator:
...had been bred, like many other young sons of a genteel family, to the profession of the law.

Second:
One!

Narrator:
And there is no doubt he would've...

Second:
Two!

Narrator:
...made an eminent figure in his profession...

Second:
Three!

[the two duelists fire at each other, one of them collapses]

Narrator:
...had he not been killed in a duel, which arose over the purchase of some horses.

Barry Lyndon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sir Charles Lyndon:
[Laughs] The cheek! He wants to step into my shoes. He wants to step into my shoes! Is it not a pleasure Gentlemen for me, as I am drawing near the goal - to find my home such a happy one - my wife so fond of me, that she is even now thinking of appointing a successor? Isn't it a comfort to see her like a prudent housewife - getting everything ready for her husband's departure?

Redmond Barry:
I hope you're not thinking of leaving us soon, Sir Charles?

Sir Charles Lyndon:
Not so soon my dear as you may fancy, perhaps. Why man I've been given over many times these four years. And there was always a candidate or two - waiting to apply for the situation. I'm sorry for you, Mr. Barry. It grieves me to keep you or any gentleman waiting. Had you not better arrange with my doctor or have the cook flavour my omelette with arsenic, eh? What are the odds, gentlemen, that I live to see Mr. Barry hang yet?

Redmond Barry:
Sir, let those laugh that win.

Barry Lyndon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lord Bullingdon:
Don't you think he fits my shoes very well, Your Ladyship? [kneels to his half-brother] Dear child, what a pity it is I am not dead, for your sake. The Lyndons would then have a worthy representative and enjoy all the benefits of the illustrious blood of the Barrys of Barryville. Would they not... Mr. Redmond Barry?

Lady Lyndon:
From the way I love this child my lord, you ought to know how I would have loved his elder brother had he proved worthy of any mother's affection.

Lord Bullingdon:
Madam! I have borne as long as mortal could endure the ill-treatment of the insolent Irish upstart whom you've taken into your bed. It is not only the lowness of his birth and the general brutality of his manners which disgusts me, but the shameful nature of his conduct towards Your Ladyship. His brutal and ungentleman-like behaviour, his open infidelity, his shameless robberies and swindling of my property, and yours. And as I cannot personally chastise this lowbred ruffian, and as I cannot bear to witness his treatment of you and loathe his horrible society as if it were the plague; I have decided to leave my home and never return, at least during his detested life or during my own.

Barry Lyndon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Geisler:
Ever act?

Barton:
...Huh? No, I'm—

Geisler:
We need Indians for a Norman Steele western.

Barton:
I'm a writer. Ted O—

Geisler:
Think about it, Fink. Writers come and go; we always need Indians.

Barton Fink  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie:
I could tell you some stories...

Barton:
Sure you could and yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man, from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and...So naturally their work suffers and regresses into empty formalism and... well I'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theatre becomes as phony as a three-dollar bill!

Charlie:
Well I guess that's a tragedy right there!

Barton Fink  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Barton:
I'm sorry if I let you down.

Jack:
You didn't let me down Fink, or even Lou. We don't live or die by what you scribble. You let Ben Geisler down. He liked you, trusted you... and that's why he's gone, he's fired. That man had a heart as big as the all outdoors and you fucked him.

Barton Fink  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Cooper:
I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!

Doug Remer:
Dude!

Joe Cooper:
Dude!

Doug Remer:
Dude!

Joe Cooper:
Dude!

Doug Remer:
DUDE!

[Coop looks shocked]

Doug Remer:
[Calmly] Dude.

Joe Cooper:
...I guess you have a point.

BASEketball  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Andrews:
There's cum stains all over the sheets.

Nick:
Very impressive.

Gus:
He got off before he got offed.

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nick:
How long were you dating him?

Catherine:
I wasn't dating him. I was fucking him.

Nick:
What are you, a pro?

Catherine:
No, I'm an amateur.

Nick:
How long were you having sex with him?

Catherine:
About a year and a half.

Nick:
Were you with him last night?

Catherine:
Yes.

Gus:
Did you leave the club with him?

Catherine:
Yes.

Nick:
Did you go home with him?

Catherine:
No. We had a drink at the club. We left together. He went home and I came out here.

Nick:
Was there anyone with you last night?

Catherine:
No, I wasn't in the mood last night.

Nick:
Let me ask you something, Ms. Tramell? Are you sorry he's dead?

Catherine:
Yeah. I liked fucking him. Look, I don't really feel like talking anymore.

Gus:
Listen lady, we can do this downtown if you want.

Catherine:
So read me my rights and arrest me and then I'll go downtown. Otherwise, get the fuck out of here. [A long pause] Please.

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Lamott:
I see two possibilities. One: The person who wrote this book is your murderer and acted out the killing described in ritualistic, literal detail. Two: Someone who wants to harm the writer read the book and enacted the killing described to incriminate her.

Nick:
What if the writer did it? What are we dealing with?

Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing with a devious, diabolical mind. You see, this book had to have been written at least six months, maybe even years before it was published, which means that the writer had to have at least planned the crime in the subconscious, back then. Now the fact that she carried it out indicates psychopathic obsessive behavior in terms not only of the killing itself but also in terms of applied advance defense mechanism.

Gus:
You know, sometimes I can't tell shit from shinola, Doc. What was all that you just said?

Beth:
She intended the book to be her alibi.

Dr. Lamott:
Correct.

Beth:
She's going to say: Do you think I'd be dumb enough to kill anyone in the exact way I described in my book? I wouldn't do that because then I'd know I'd be the suspect.

Nick:
So what if it's not the writer? What if it's, uh, someone who read the book?

Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing, then, with someone so obsessed that he or she is willing to kill an irrelevant and innocent victim in order to place the blame on the person who wrote that book. I'm talking about a deep-seated, obsessional hatred and an utter lack of respect for human life.

Gus:
So we've got a once-in-a-lifetime, top-of-the-line, looney-tooney the way you cut it -- that's what you're saying, right, Doc?

Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing with someone very dangerous and very ill.

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gus:
It must really be somethin' -- makin' stuff up all the time.

Catherine:
Yeah. It teaches you to lie.

Gus:
How's that?

Catherine:
You make stuff up, it has to be believable. It's called suspension of disbelief.

Gus:
I like that. "Suspension of Disbelief."

Nick:
What's your new book about?

Catherine:
A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.

Nick:
What happens?

Catherine:
She kills him.

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Correli:
There's no smoking in this building, Miss Tramell.

Catherine:
What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Corelli:
Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?

Catherine:
I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with him. He wasn't afraid of experimenting. I like men like that. Men who give me pleasure. He gave me a lot of pleasure.

Correli:
You ever engaged in any sadomasochistic activity?

Catherine:
[smiles] Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Corelli?

Basic Instinct  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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