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Batman:
[Preparing to attack the Riddler's island] What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea? [Activates the Bat-Boat] Or by air? [Activates the Bat Wing]

Robin:
[Arriving] Why not both?

Batman:
[Looks over Robin's costume] Who's your tailor?

Alfred:
I took the liberty, sir.

Batman:
[Notices Robin's logo] "R". What's that stand for?

Robin:
[Gives Alfred a look] "Robin". [Alfred smiles, Robin looks back at Batman] Riddler and Two-Face make a pretty lethal combination. Figured you could use a hand.

Batman:
Two against two are better odds.

Robin:
I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.

Batman:
"Every man's got to go his own way." A friend told me that.

Robin:
Not just a friend... [Offers his hand]

Batman:
A partner. [Batman shakes Robin's hand]

Batman Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The Riddler and Two-Face playing Battleship]

The Riddler:
A-14!

[The bombs explosion underneath the water, Robin avoid the explosion]

Two-Face:
Hit!

The Riddler:
Sweet.

Two-Face:
B-12!

[The bombs explosion again]

The Riddler:
Hit! And my favorite vitamin I might add.

[Two-Face pushes the button, Riddler is doing well, Batman and Robin getting closer to NygmaTech]

Two-Face:
Oh, that sinking feeling.

The Riddler:
I like this game!

Two-Face:
C-9!

[Two-Face destroys the Batboat, Robin evacuates and Batboat is sinking]

The Riddler:
AAH! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!

Two-Face:
Who? Me?

[The Riddler laughs manically as Two-Face wins the battleship]

Batman Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Riddler:
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

Batman:
No more tricks, Edward.

The Riddler:
Very well, then. Let's get real.

Batman:
Release Chase. This is between you and me.

Two-Face:
And me... ... and me!

Batman:
You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and now you've devised a way to read minds.

The Riddler:
You betcha! Soon my little "Box" will be on countless TVs around the world. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sexual fantasies, and little white lies. Into my head they'll go. Victory is inevitable. For if knowledge is power... ...then a god... ...am... Was that over the top? I can never tell. By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak! Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants. Behind curtain... number one! The absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian! She enjoys hiking, manicures and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life... HA!

Two-Face:
Heh!

The Riddler:
And behind curtain number two! Fatman's one and only partner! This acrobat turned orphan like Saturday morning cartoons and dreams one day being... ... bare naked with a girl! and below these contestants... my personal favorite: A watery grave! Just one little touch... and five seconds later, these two date players are GULL FEED on the rocks below... Not enough time to save them both... Which one will it be, Batman? Bruce's love... or the Dark Knight's junior partner? [imitating clock timer]

Batman:
There is no way for me to save them or myself... This is all one giant death trap.

The Riddler:
Judges? [imitating buzzer sound] I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But, thank you for playing.

Batman:
Wait! I have a riddle for you.

The Riddler:
For me?... Really? Tell me.

Batman:
I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?

The Riddler:
[scoffs] Please! You're as blind as a bat!

Batman:
Exactly!

[Batman throws a batarang into the Riddler's throne, destroying his machine]

The Riddler:
Bummer!

Batman Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Defeated, The Riddler lies among the ruins of his machine, driven insane by the surge of brain power]

The Riddler:
[delirious] Why? Why can't I kill you?! Too many questions, too many questions...

Batman:
Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be, now...because I choose to be.

The Riddler:
AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH!

[The Riddler looks at Batman, Then, The Riddler screaming in terror as Big Bad Bat appears and take Riddler to Arkham Asylum]

Batman Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dr. Burton talks to Dr. Meridian about Nygma is screaming many hours in Arkham Asylum]

Dr. Burton:
Thank you for that responding to my request of my concentration, Dr. Meridian. Edward Nygma has been screaming for hours but he knows the true identity of Batman.

[Dr. Meridian is visiting Nygma, who claims to know who Batman is]

Dr. Chase Meridian:
Edward?

Edward Nygma:
[in a sing-song tone] Who... is it?

Chase:
It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. Do you remember me?

Edward Nygma:
How could I forget?

Chase:
Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is.

Edward Nygma:
I can't tell you unless you say "please".

Chase:
Edward, please. Who is Batman?

Edward Nygma:
[bursting into view] I'M BATMAN! [laughs manically as he flaps his arms like wings]

[outside]

Chase:
Your secret is safe. He is definitely a wacko.

Bruce:
"Wacko". That a... technical term?

[Chase chuckles slightly]

Bruce:
Listen... [returns her Malaysian dream warden doll] I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream.

[they kiss]

Chase:
Don't work too late.

Batman Forever  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[One of Penguin's men hands him a grimy Christmas stocking]

Penguin:
Ah, what have we here?... [takes out a flask, opening it and pouring an eerie green liquid out that dissolves a slab of stone] A batch of toxic waste, from your "clean textile plant". There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back!

Max:
[slightly nervous] That could've come from anywhere.

Penguin:
What about the documents that prove you own half the firetraps in Gotham City?

Max:
If there were such documents - and that's not an admission - I would have seen to it they were shredded.

Penguin:
[grins] Good idea... [shows shredded papers stuck back together] But a lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference. By the way, how's Fred Adkins, your old partner?

Max:
[rattled] Fred? Fred's actually... I believe he's on extended vacation. He's, uh, he's good.

Penguin:
[chuckles sinisterly] "Good"... [pulls out a severed hand, goes into scary voice] "HIYA, MAX! REMEMBER ME?! I'M FRED'S HAND! YEAH, YOU WANNA GREET ANY OTHER BODY PARTS?!" [normal] Remember, Max: you flush it, I flaunt it.

Max:
[reconsiders] You know what, Mr... Penguin... Sir? I think perhaps I could help orchestrate a little welcome-home scenario for you. And once we're both back home, perhaps we can help each other out.

Penguin:
You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck. [shakes Max's hand with Fred's severed one and leaves Max holding it]

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After escaping from a botched rally, Penguin returns to his underground lair. The place is packed with penguins, who rush to greet him]

Penguin:
My babies... did you miss me?

Red Triangle Thin Clown:
Great speech, Oswald!

Penguin:
[punches him aside with his umbrella] MY NAME IS NOT OSWALD! IT'S PENGUIN!! I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING!!! I AM AN ANIMAL!!! COLD-BLOODED!!! CRANK THE AC!!! WHERE ARE MY LISTS?! BRING ME THE NAMES!!! [a henchman passes him some papers, which he gives to everyone] Ah! It's time... These are the names of the firstborn sons of Gotham City, just like I was. And like me, a terrible fate waits for them: tonight, while their parents party, they'll be dreaming away in their safe cribs, their soft beds. And WE WILL SNATCH THEM, CARRY THEM INTO THE SEWER, AND TOSS THEM INTO A DEEP, DARK WATERY GRAVE...!

Red Triangle Fat Clown:
Ermm... Penguin? I mean, killing sleeping children... isn't that a little..?

Penguin:
[shoots clown with gun umbrella] No! IT'S A LOT! [Kicks the dead henchman into the sewage river]

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Bruce Wayne has come to Max Shreck's fancy-dress Christmas ball without a costume)

Max Shreck:
Ingenious costume, let me guess. Trust-fund goody-goody.

Bruce Wayne:
Feeling good, huh? Yeah, well, you almost made a monster of the Mayor of Gotham City.

Shreck:
I am the light of this city...and I am its mean, twisted soul. Does it matter who's Mayor?

Wayne:
It does to me.

Shreck:
Yawn.

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Penguin has crashed Max Shreck's Christmas ball to kidnap Max's son)

Penguin:
I've personally come for Gotham's favorite son, Mr Chip Shreck! You're coming with me, you great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!!

Max:
Not Chip! If you have an iota of human feeling, take me instead!

Penguin:
[hesitates] I don't! So no!

Max:
I'm the one you want! Ask yourself. Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you, eh? Isn't it Max, not Chip, who you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage?

Penguin:
[hesitates again] Okay, you've got a point.

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Catwoman:
Bruce... I would - I would love to live with you in your castle... forever, just like in a fairy tale. [Batman caresses the back of her head]

Catwoman:
[she claws Batman on the cheek] I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!

Max:
Selina?! Selina Kyle?! You're fired. (to Batman) And Bruce Wayne. Why are you dressed up like Batman?

Catwoman:
Because he is Batman, you moron!

Max:
[produces a gun] Was. [Shoots Batman in the chest, knocking him down]

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Batman saves Shreck from Catwoman]

Max:
You're not just saving a life, you're saving...

Batman:
Shut up. You're going to jail.

Catwoman:
Don't be na?ve! The law doesn't apply to people like him or us!

Batman:
Wrong on both counts.

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Catwoman:
You killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That's three lives down - you got enough in there to finish me off?!

Max:
One way to find out.[shoots Catwoman twice]

Catwoman:
Four... five... [swings whip around, then cracks it loudly] Still alive! [hit twice again; limps toward Max] Six... seven... all good girls go to heaven... [Max fires the gun again, but it is empty; laughs] Two lives left I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime... How about a kiss, Santy Claus? [electrocutes Schreck]

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alfred Pennyworth:
Well, come what may. Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne.

Bruce Wayne:
[sadly] Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men... and women.

Batman Returns  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Poison Ivy:
Enough monkey business. We've got work to do.

Bane:
Monkey work.

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bruce Wayne:
Alfred, am I pig headed? Is it always my way or the highway?

Alfred Pennyworth:
Yes, actually. Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world? An attempt to control death, itself?

Bruce Wayne:
But I can't, can I?

Alfred Pennyworth:
None of us can.

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robin:
I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!

Batman:
Bad? Yes. Guy? No.

Robin:
Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!

Batman:
Me too! Definitely! [pause] Great stems, though...

Robin:
Buds, too.

Batman:
Yeah, those were nice...

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Poison Ivy:
Let me kiss you.

Batman:
[Runs towards Robin] Stop, don't kiss her. The victim at the airport. Toxins introduced through the mouth.

Robin:
What are you talking about?

Batman:
Why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us, I'm betting her lips are poison.

Robin:
Poison kiss? You got some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand that she was gonna kiss me and not you. You couldn't stand it that something was gonna be mine and not yours, could you?

[Robin pushes Batman and begins an attack, but Batman avoids Robin's attacks and pushes Robin into the vat of slime as Poison Ivy and Bane have the chance to escape]

Poison Ivy:
Exit Bane.

Bane:
Exit.

[Robin gets out of the vat of slime and realizes that this is the last straw as he storms out]

Robin:
Ivy's right. I don't need your help. I'm going solo.

[Commissioner Gordon shows up and questions Batman of Poison Ivy and Bane's escape]

Commissioner Gordon:
What happened? How'd they get away?

[Batman becomes upset of what Robin has said]

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Robin has entered Ivy's lair after she calls him there and meets her in the center]

Poison Ivy:
Hi there.

Robin:
[Walking towards her] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

Poison Ivy:
You will just have to find out.

Robin:
I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign.

Poison Ivy:
How about "slippery when wet"?

Robin:
Of trust. Tell me your plan.

Poison Ivy:
Kiss me and I'll tell you.

Robin:
Tell me and I'll kiss you.

Poison Ivy:
Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.

Robin:
[Turns to leave] I've got to stop him.

Poison Ivy:
[Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her] One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck.

[Ivy places a hand on Robin's face and they both lean in, Ivy having an evil smirk, and the two share a passionate kiss]

Poison Ivy:
[In mock sadness] Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin.

Robin:
I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms.

[Ivy glares at Robin before leaping forward and shoving him off her throne, into the pond]

Robin:
Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown him]

Poison Ivy:
[Leaps from her throne and waves at Robin as she walks off] See ya!

[Ivy walks away. Suddenly, Batman halts Poison Ivy]

Batman:
You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus.

Poison Ivy:
Sorry. My vines have a "crush" on you.

[Ivy's vines tangle Batman and pull him up to the ceiling]

Poison Ivy:
[Evil Laughing] Gotta go. So many people to kill, so little time!

[Ivy walks away again. Suddenly, Batgirl crashes the sunlight and is ready to fight.]

Batgirl:
You're about to become compost.

[Batgirl starts fighting Poison Ivy]

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Batman, Robin and Batgirl climb up into the chamber, and Mr. Freeze and Bane are not there]

Robin:
No sign of the snowman.

Batgirl:
Maybe he melted.

Batman:
No, he's just hibernating.

[Batman, Robin, and Batgirl shoot the Bat-Grapple into the ceiling and swing into the controller]

Batman:
These heaters will thaw them.

[Batman heat up the scientists. He went past the telescope.]

Batgirl:
I hope you've got about ten million more of those little toys.

Robin:
Eight more minutes and a city full of Gothamites are ice cubes forever.

Batman:
Sunlight could reverse the freezing process.

Batgirl:
Sunrise isn't for five hours.

Batman:
Here.

Robin:
But it's morning in the Congo.

Batman:
If we could relay the sunlight-

Robin:
From the other side of the Equator-

Batgirl:
It'll take the satellites about a minute to re-align, but...damn!

Robin:
Damn? Damn's not good.

Batgirl:
Those targeting mirrors are frozen. The sun beam won't work.

Batman:
Alright, I'll set the telescope. You thaw the mirrors.

[Robin and Batgirl race out of telescope. They begins to thaw the mirrors. Batman get on the main console and types on the keyboard on the world "Targeting". Satellites are tracking through, Back at Observatory. Robin and Batgirl continues to thaw the mirrors. The digital clock reads "11:
53" to "11:54", Batman aims the telescope. Suddenly, Mr. Freeze surprises Batman.]

Mr. Freeze:
Tonight's forecast...a freeze is coming!

[Freeze grabs Batman and hurls the caped crusader up over his head onto the telescope barrel, using his free hand to yank the telescope control joystick. The telescope tilts sharply downward.]

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Batgirl disables Mr. Freeze's freeze-ray]

Robin:
You're pretty good at this, little girl.

Batgirl:
Well, watch and learn, little boy.

Batman & Robin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clark Kent:
Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne! Clark Kent, Daily Planet.

Bruce Wayne:
Oh, my foundation has already issued a statement in support of … books.

Clark Kent:
Sir?

Bruce Wayne:
[gazing at Diana Prince] Wow! Pretty girl – bad habit. Don't quote me, alright?

Clark Kent:
What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

Bruce Wayne:
"Daily Planet" … Wait, do I own this one? Or was that the other guy?

Clark Kent:
Civil liberties are being trampled on in your city; good people living in fear.

Bruce Wayne:
Don't believe everything you hear, son.

Clark Kent:
I've seen it, Mr. Wayne. He thinks he's above the law.

Bruce Wayne:
The Daily Planet criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree, you write a puff-piece editorial about an alien who – if he wanted to, could burn the whole place down. There wouldn't be a damn thing we can do to stop it.

Clark Kent:
Most of the world doesn't share your opinion, Mr. Wayne.

Bruce Wayne:
Maybe it's that Gotham City in me. We just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

Lex Luthor:
Boys! Mmm, Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we? [shakes Bruce's hand] Hi, hello.

Bruce Wayne:
Lex.

Lex Luthor:
[shakes Clark's hand] Lex. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow! That is a good grip! You should not pick a fight with this person!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lex Luthor:
Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? Can I call you June?

Senator June Finch:
You can call me whatever you like. You could piss in a jar and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bruce Wayne:
We're criminals, Alfred. We've always been criminals. Nothing's changed.

Alfred Pennyworth:
Oh, yes it has, sir. Everything's changed. Men fall from the sky, the gods hurl thunderbolts, innocents die. That's how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[as a montage of TV scenes discussing Superman begins]

Vikram Gandhi:
We, as a population on this planet, have been looking for a savior. Ninety percent of people believe in a higher power — and every religion believes in some sort messianic figure. And when this savior character actually comes to Earth, we want to make him abide by our rules? We have to understand that this is a paradigm shift. We have to start thinking beyond politics.

Andrew Sullivan:
Are there any moral constraints on this person? We have international law. On this Earth, every act is a political act.

Charlie Rose:
Is it really surprising that the most powerful man in the world should be a figure of controversy?

Senator June Finch:
To have an individual engaging in these state-level interventions should give us all pause.

Glenn Woodburn:
Human beings have a horrible track record of following people with great power down paths that led to huge human atrocities.

Vikram Gandhi:
We have always created icons in our own image. What we've done is we project ourselves on to him. The fact is, maybe he's not some sort of Devil or Jesus character. Maybe he’s just a guy trying to do the right thing.

Neil deGrasse Tyson:
We're talking about a being whose very existence challenges our own sense of priority in the universe. When you go back to Copernicus where he restored the Sun in the center of the known universe, displacing Earth, and you get to Darwinian evolution and you find out we're not special on this Earth; we're just one among other lifeforms. And now we learn that we're not even special in the entire Universe – because there is Superman. There he is, an alien among us. We're not alone.

Charlie Rose:
Are you, as a United States Senator, personally comfortable saying to a grieving parent, "Superman could've saved your child, but on principle we did not want him to act."

Senator June Finch:
I'm not saying he shouldn't act. I'm saying he shouldn't act unilaterally.

Charlie Rose:
What are we talking about here then? Must there be a Superman?

Senator June Finch:
There is.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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