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Sue:
You're pretty regular for a Santa.

Willie:
It's not that much of a big fucking deal. It's just a job, you know what I mean? I'm just an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus.

Sue:
Prove it.

[cut to Willie and Sue having casual sex in Willie's car with Willie still wearing his Santa uniform]

Sue:
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa!

Willie:
Can't I at least take this hat off?

Sue:
NO! I love the hat.

Willie:
Okay.

Bad Santa  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sue:
I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.

Willie:
So is my thing for tits.

Bad Santa  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Marcus is scolding Willie for dry-humping an underage lady in the arcade]

Marcus:
That's just the kinda shit that's gonna get us pinched.

Willie:
She said she was 18.

Marcus:
But you promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall.

Willie:
What, you shat me outta your womb? You're my fucking mom now? I don't need any goddamn lectures outta you. I know how to keep a low profile, thank you. [unlocks the stolen BMW]

Marcus:
[referring to the car] What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?!

Willie:
Mind your own goddamn business. [opens the driver's side door, and several empty beer bottles and cans spill out onto the ground. Willie gets in, starts the car and drives off]

Marcus:
[shouting after Willie] Ever hear of the open-bottle law?!

Bad Santa  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Woman in Food Court:
Look who's here, Jimmy! It's Santa!

Willie:
Great. Fucking great.

Woman in Food Court:
Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.

Willie:
Fuck. [turns to the woman and son and yells] I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OK?!

Woman in Food Court:
[offended] Are you insane?! Management's gonna hear about this.

Willie:
Think that's a threat? You really think you can make my fucking life any worse, you go right ahead. Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.

Bad Santa  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[barry getting chased by an alien wielding an axe]:

Derek:
[on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.

Barry:
Jeez, he could be from the Ministry of Works or somthing.

Derek:
Nah, he's moving too fast.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Barry:
Why can't aliens be friendly?

Derek:
There's no glowing fingers on these bastards. We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands. Like a... like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons. They've wiped out a small town for starters, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time. Christchurch, Wellington...

Barry:
Auckland?

Derek:
Yeah, well that wouldn't be so bad.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?

Derek:
Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Barry:
What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?

Frank:
Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.

Barry:
And the moon.

Frank:
Yeah, and the moon.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]

Frank:
oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!

Ozzy:
umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
Just thought I'd come over and say hello to ya. I'll try anything once....Listen, Holly, you, uh, I don't know, want to take a walk with me?

Holly:
What for?

Kit:
Aw, I got some stuff to say. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way. Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they? Oh, incidentally, my last name is Carruthers. Sounds a little too much like 'druthers,' huh?

Holly:
It's OK.

Kit:
Ah, well, nobody asked me what I thought. They just hung it on me.

Holly:
You still in school?

Kit:
Nah, I have a job.

Holly:
Doin' what?

Kit:
Well, I don't mind getting up early, so I got a job throwing garbage. I'm not in love with the stuff, OK?

Holly:
I know what my daddy's gonna say...well, that I shouldn't be seen with anybody that collects garbage.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clerk:
Why did you leave?

Kit:
I just felt like it.

Clerk:
What kind of work do you think you'd be qualified for? I just gotta get this.

Kit:
I can't think of anything at the moment. I want you to write me out a slip, though, proving I came down here.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
Hi.

Holly:
Well, stop the world.

Kit:
Hey, I quit my job.

Holly:
Great.

Kit:
It seemed like the right move...Well, I'm gonna work as a cowboy now... or thinking about it. It's a routine, like anything. What do you think?

Holly:
I don't know.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
[after suggesting they crunch their hands with a rock] That way, we'd never forget what happened today.

Holly:
But it would hurt.

Kit:
Well, that's the point, stupid.

Holly:
Don't call me stupid.

Kit:
OK, but I'm gonna keep it for a souvenir - or maybe one that's lighter.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
You know Holly, well, she means an awful lot to me, sir...Look, I got a lot of respect for her, too, sir. That's about as good a one as I know to tell ya.

Mr. Sargis:
Well, it's not good enough...I don't want you to hang around any more. I don't want to see you again. Do you understand? You're something.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Holly:
Listen, maybe we ought to tell somebody about this.

Kit:
You said that once already. Too late now.

Holly:
Why?

Kit:
They're not gonna listen to me. You either. Are you kidding?

Holly:
Suppose the neighbors heard the noise?

Kit:
Wouldn't be funny. Listen, uh, I'll be back after a while. Oh, uh, you want to call the police, that's fine. Just won't be so hot for me.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Holly:
[about Cato, after Kit shoots him] How is he?

Kit:
I got him in the stomach.

Holly:
Is he upset?

Kit:
He didn't say nothing to me about it.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Girl:
What's going to happen to Jack and me?

Holly:
You have to ask Kit. He says 'frog,' I jump.

Girl:
OK.

Holly:
What's your friend's name?

Girl:
Jack.

Holly:
You love him?

Girl:
I don't know.

Holly:
I've got to stick by Kit. He feels trapped.

Girl:
Yeah, I can imagine.

Holly:
Well, I've felt that way, hadn't you?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deputy:
Hell, he ain't no bigger than I am.

Kit:
You're gonna give me a cauliflower ear, Sheriff.

Deputy:
He should've thought about that before he got caught. Shouldn't he?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deputy:
You like people?

Kit:
They're OK.

Deputy:
Then why'd you do it?

Kit:
I don't know. I always wanted to be a criminal, I guess. Just not this big a one. Takes all kinds, though.

Deputy:
[to Sheriff] You know who that sombitch looks like? You know, don't you?

Sheriff:
No.

Deputy:
I'll kiss your ass if he don't look like James Dean.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Voice:
Hey, Kit, who's your favorite singer?

Kit:
Eddie Fisher. Who's yours?

Voice:
Eddie Fisher.

Kit:
Damn...

Voice:
How old are you?

Kit:
Don't you read the papers?

Voice:
You ever been married?

Kit:
No sir, I hadn't.

Voice:
You afraid of death?

Kit:
I hadn't thought about it much.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
[about the Trooper's hat] Boy, I'd like to buy me one of them.

Trooper:
You're quite an individual, Kit.

Kit:
Think they'll take that into consideration?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Balto:
Come on, we don't want to miss the finish.

Boris:
Oh, that would be a tragedy.

[Balto runs off, throwing Boris into the snow]

Boris:
I was being sarcastic.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rosy:
[completely elated] I love these rudders! I love this brushbow! I love this sled! Jenna, Jenna! You're lead dog!

Mother:
Then you'll need this. [puts Musher's hat on Rosy's head]

Rosy:
A real musher's hat! Alright! We're a real sled team now! C'mon, mush! [Jenna pulls Rosy out of the shop]

Father:
Mr. Johanson, the sled looks great. We're very grateful.

Mother:
Rosy's grateful too.

Rosy:
[runs back inside] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Mr. Johanson:
[chuckles] So I gather.

Rosy:
Watch this!

Father:
I dunno, honey. I still think we should've gone with the dollhouse.

[Signal flare fires up in the air]

Rosy:
It's the one-mile marker! C'mon, Jenna! Let's win this race! Mush!

Mother:
Oh, I think she'll learn to like it.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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