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[In an obvious homage to Hitchcock's The Birds, Barbarella is being chewed on (and disrobed) by colorful birds.] Barbarella: This is really much too poetic a way to die! – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Barbarella falls down a chute into a room filled with phallic transport tubes, operated by a wiry, caped man.] Dildano: The password — quickly! Barbarella: I don't understand! Dildano: Are you not a political prisoner? Barbarella: I don't think so. Dildano: Then you're not one of us. Barbarella: I'm from Earth. Dildano: Earth! Planet of the revolutions! W-w-will you join our cause? Barbarella: What cause? Who are you? Dildano: I-I'm Dildano, head of the revolutionary forces. This is our headquarters. . . . Barbarella: I suppose you realize you've saved my life. Dildano: A life without cause is a life without effect. Barbarella: Well, I-I'm sure I could get you a substantial recompense from my government. Dildano: Earth woman. Shall I tell you what I would like? [She gives him a rather pleased look.] Barbarella: I think I know. [She moves toward a bed and begins to undress.] Dildano: No! No, not like that! Like on Earth, on-on-on Ea— on Earth! The pill! I-I-I have the pill! Barbarella: But… uh… Couldn't we do it your way? I don't want to change your traditions. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dildano tries to enlist Barbarella's aid in defeating the Black Queen.] Dildano: She sleeps alone in a room above the Mathmos, surrounded by a wall of impenetrable energy, to which she alone has the secret key. There exists, however, a second secret key, which my agents have located, and is now in my possession. You want to discover the whereabouts of Durand Durand. I want to capture the Black Queen. You follow my meaning. Barbarella: If you really do have the second secret key… why haven't you used it already? Dildano: Ah! [He looks confused.] Dildano: Ah. Ah — ah! Because our forces have not as yet been strong enough! The capture of the Black Queen, ah… has to be associated with a military… coup! Hmm. With your weaponry and spacecraft, this can be brought about. With the Black Queen in your control, you can get her to divulge the whereabouts of Durand Durand! Barbarella: Yes, I see. [He turns to look at her, relieved.] Dildano: Good. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dildano arranges a clandestine meeting with Professor Ping.] Dildano: Our rendezvous point will be at 1600 hours. And our password will be… "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". Barbarella: You mean, the secret password is "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"? Dildano: Exactly. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dildano looks at his secret chute map.] Dildano: The time is right! The Queen is in her Chamber of Dreams. Barbarella: What about the key? Dildano: Ah, the key. [He brings over a case and opens it, revealing… nothing.] Dildano: There is the secret key. Dildano: Where? Dildano: It's invisible, of course. Only an invisible key can open an invisible wall. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Barbarella survives the Concierge's deadly musical orgasm machine, but it overloads, the cables catching fire.] Concierge: I don't believe it! Wretched, wretched girl! What have you done to my Excessive Machine?! You've undone it! You've undone me! Look! The energy cables are shrinking! You've turned them into faggots! You've— you've burned out the Excessive Machine! You've blown all its fuses! Barbarella: [sighing] My goodness! – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Concierge, revealed as Durand Durand himself, rants about his new purpose.] Durand Durand: I speak of the dignity… the nobility of pure evil! . . . Barbarella: What have you done with the positronic ray? Durand Durand: Oh, so that's it. Barbarella: What does it do? Durand Durand: All persons and objects in its path are de-minimalized to the fourth level. Barbarella: You mean— Durand Durand: That's right. Replaced in the fourth dimension, irretrievably. . . . [Dr. Durand explains his reluctance to attack the Black Queen.] Durand Durand: Whoever succeeds in killing her will be put immediately to a horrible death. Hence my prudence. [His manic expression turns to one of dismay.] Durand Durand: I find horrible the idea that one could do to me, that which I do to others. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Barbarella tries to rouse the Queen in her Chamber of Dreams.] Barbarella: Wake up, Your Majesty! You must wake up! Great Tyrant: Vade retro, Earth girl! I know you don't really exist.[N] Barbarella: That may be, Your Majesty, but we'd better stick to what we see. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Barbarella and the Great Tyrant are in a small bubble inside the swirling lava-lamp-like Mathmos.] Barbarella: Where are we? Great Tyrant: In the Mathmos, and alive! Barbarella: I can see that, but why? Great Tyrant: It seems the Mathmos has created this bubble to protect itself from your innocence. . . . [The women's bubble is deposited on solid ground, breaking open.] Great Tyrant: You are so good, you made the Mathmos vomit. – Barbarella Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fred: [At a disco, talking to Marta and Aurora about Ted, who's out on the dance floor] He's not at all the way he seems. He might seem like a typical American, like a big unsophisticated child, but he's far more complex than that. Have you ever heard of the Marquis de Sade? Ted's a great admirer of de Sade. And a follower of Dr. Johnson. He's a complex - and in some ways dangerous - man. He has a serious romantic illusion problem. Women find him fascinating. His nickname is "Punta de Diamante" - point of a diamond. You see that odd expression on his face? Under the apparently very normal clothes he's wearing are these narrow leather straps drawn taut so that when he dances... Aurora: [looking somewhat shocked] What? Fred: [as Ted leaves the dance floor and comes back to join them] Please don't mention this. He might feel I violated a confidence. – Barcelona Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fred: Tonight while I was shaving - I always shave against the direction of the beard because I understood you got a closer shave that way - I started thinking about this razor commercial on TV which shows the hair follicles like this, going this way. The first of the twin blades cuts them here, then the hair snaps back, and the second blade catches them down here, giving you a closer, cleaner, possibly smoother shave, that we know. But what struck me was if the hair follicles are going in this direction and the razor is too, then they're shaving in the direction of the beard, not against it, which would mean that I've been shaving the wrong way all my life. I mean, maybe that's not so, maybe I misremembered the ad, but the point is, I could have shaved the wrong way all my life and never have known it. And then I could have taught my son to shave the wrong way without him ever knowing it either. Marta: You have a son? Fred: No... But I might someday. And then maybe I'll teach him to shave the wrong way. Marta: I think maybe my English is not so good. – Barcelona Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ted: Maybe you'd like an analogy. Well, take... take these ants. In the U.S. view, a small group, or cadre, of fierce red ants have taken power and are oppressing the black ant majority. Now the stated U.S. policy is to aid those black ants opposing the red ants in hopes of restoring democracy, and to impede the red ants from assisting their red ant comrades in neighboring ant colonies. Ramon: That is clearly the most disgusting description of U.S. policy I have ever heard. The Third World is just a lot of ants to you. Jurgen: Those are people dying, not ants. Ted: No, I... I don't think you understand. I was reducing everything to ant scale, the... the U.S. included. An ant White House, an ant CIA, an ant Congress, an ant Pentagon... Ramon: Secret ant landing strips, illegally established on foreign soil. Fred: Where are the red ants? Ted: [pointing to an ant hill] There. [Fred crushes the ants] – Barcelona Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cody: Barney, you're stupid! Abby and Marcella: Cody! – Barney's Great Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cody: I do not believe in you. [he looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him] Barney: That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him] – Barney's Great Adventure Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Second: Gentlemen, cock your pistols! Gentlemen... Narrator: Barry's father... Second: ...aim your pistols! Narrator: ...had been bred, like many other young sons of a genteel family, to the profession of the law. Second: One! Narrator: And there is no doubt he would've... Second: Two! Narrator: ...made an eminent figure in his profession... Second: Three! [the two duelists fire at each other, one of them collapses] Narrator: ...had he not been killed in a duel, which arose over the purchase of some horses. – Barry Lyndon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sir Charles Lyndon: [Laughs] The cheek! He wants to step into my shoes. He wants to step into my shoes! Is it not a pleasure Gentlemen for me, as I am drawing near the goal - to find my home such a happy one - my wife so fond of me, that she is even now thinking of appointing a successor? Isn't it a comfort to see her like a prudent housewife - getting everything ready for her husband's departure? Redmond Barry: I hope you're not thinking of leaving us soon, Sir Charles? Sir Charles Lyndon: Not so soon my dear as you may fancy, perhaps. Why man I've been given over many times these four years. And there was always a candidate or two - waiting to apply for the situation. I'm sorry for you, Mr. Barry. It grieves me to keep you or any gentleman waiting. Had you not better arrange with my doctor or have the cook flavour my omelette with arsenic, eh? What are the odds, gentlemen, that I live to see Mr. Barry hang yet? Redmond Barry: Sir, let those laugh that win. – Barry Lyndon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lord Bullingdon: Don't you think he fits my shoes very well, Your Ladyship? [kneels to his half-brother] Dear child, what a pity it is I am not dead, for your sake. The Lyndons would then have a worthy representative and enjoy all the benefits of the illustrious blood of the Barrys of Barryville. Would they not... Mr. Redmond Barry? Lady Lyndon: From the way I love this child my lord, you ought to know how I would have loved his elder brother had he proved worthy of any mother's affection. Lord Bullingdon: Madam! I have borne as long as mortal could endure the ill-treatment of the insolent Irish upstart whom you've taken into your bed. It is not only the lowness of his birth and the general brutality of his manners which disgusts me, but the shameful nature of his conduct towards Your Ladyship. His brutal and ungentleman-like behaviour, his open infidelity, his shameless robberies and swindling of my property, and yours. And as I cannot personally chastise this lowbred ruffian, and as I cannot bear to witness his treatment of you and loathe his horrible society as if it were the plague; I have decided to leave my home and never return, at least during his detested life or during my own. – Barry Lyndon Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Geisler: Ever act? Barton: ...Huh? No, I'm— Geisler: We need Indians for a Norman Steele western. Barton: I'm a writer. Ted O— Geisler: Think about it, Fink. Writers come and go; we always need Indians. – Barton Fink Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: I could tell you some stories... Barton: Sure you could and yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man, from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and...So naturally their work suffers and regresses into empty formalism and... well I'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theatre becomes as phony as a three-dollar bill! Charlie: Well I guess that's a tragedy right there! – Barton Fink Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barton: I'm sorry if I let you down. Jack: You didn't let me down Fink, or even Lou. We don't live or die by what you scribble. You let Ben Geisler down. He liked you, trusted you... and that's why he's gone, he's fired. That man had a heart as big as the all outdoors and you fucked him. – Barton Fink Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joe Cooper: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story! Doug Remer: Dude! Joe Cooper: Dude! Doug Remer: Dude! Joe Cooper: Dude! Doug Remer: DUDE! [Coop looks shocked] Doug Remer: [Calmly] Dude. Joe Cooper: ...I guess you have a point. – BASEketball Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Andrews: There's cum stains all over the sheets. Nick: Very impressive. Gus: He got off before he got offed. – Basic Instinct Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nick: How long were you dating him? Catherine: I wasn't dating him. I was fucking him. Nick: What are you, a pro? Catherine: No, I'm an amateur. Nick: How long were you having sex with him? Catherine: About a year and a half. Nick: Were you with him last night? Catherine: Yes. Gus: Did you leave the club with him? Catherine: Yes. Nick: Did you go home with him? Catherine: No. We had a drink at the club. We left together. He went home and I came out here. Nick: Was there anyone with you last night? Catherine: No, I wasn't in the mood last night. Nick: Let me ask you something, Ms. Tramell? Are you sorry he's dead? Catherine: Yeah. I liked fucking him. Look, I don't really feel like talking anymore. Gus: Listen lady, we can do this downtown if you want. Catherine: So read me my rights and arrest me and then I'll go downtown. Otherwise, get the fuck out of here. [A long pause] Please. – Basic Instinct Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Lamott: I see two possibilities. One: The person who wrote this book is your murderer and acted out the killing described in ritualistic, literal detail. Two: Someone who wants to harm the writer read the book and enacted the killing described to incriminate her. Nick: What if the writer did it? What are we dealing with? Dr. Lamott: You're dealing with a devious, diabolical mind. You see, this book had to have been written at least six months, maybe even years before it was published, which means that the writer had to have at least planned the crime in the subconscious, back then. Now the fact that she carried it out indicates psychopathic obsessive behavior in terms not only of the killing itself but also in terms of applied advance defense mechanism. Gus: You know, sometimes I can't tell shit from shinola, Doc. What was all that you just said? Beth: She intended the book to be her alibi. Dr. Lamott: Correct. Beth: She's going to say: Do you think I'd be dumb enough to kill anyone in the exact way I described in my book? I wouldn't do that because then I'd know I'd be the suspect. Nick: So what if it's not the writer? What if it's, uh, someone who read the book? Dr. Lamott: You're dealing, then, with someone so obsessed that he or she is willing to kill an irrelevant and innocent victim in order to place the blame on the person who wrote that book. I'm talking about a deep-seated, obsessional hatred and an utter lack of respect for human life. Gus: So we've got a once-in-a-lifetime, top-of-the-line, looney-tooney the way you cut it -- that's what you're saying, right, Doc? Dr. Lamott: You're dealing with someone very dangerous and very ill. – Basic Instinct Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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