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[Tobey is still grounded in his room sitting in his rocking chair, looking through a scrapbook with images of WordGirl.]

Tobey:
Oh, you think you’re SO perfect, don’t you? Always trying to show me up with excellent grasp of vocabulary and your dark, glossy locks! Well, your cleverness and beauty won’t be enough to stop me this time, WordGirl! This time.

[A knock on the door]

Claire:
[offscreen] You’d better have your coat on, young man! We are leaving for the department store in five minutes!

Tobey:
Ready when you are mother! [closes the book on his thumb and cries out, then starts sucking on it]

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Dr. Two-Brains and his henchman are getting shrunk]

Dr. Two-Brains:
Look! LOOK! The cheese is getting even bigger! BIGGER! BIGGER! Oh, my plan is working beyond my wildest dreams! [pause] Uh, something is not right here. [WordGirl scoops them up in a jar.]

Unnamed henchman:
I think we’ve been shrunk!

Dr. Two-Brains:
Shrunk? Ahh! We’ve been shrunk! You’ll never take me, WordGirl!

WordGirl:
Ah, put a lid on it! [She puts a lid on the jar with air holes in it.]

Dr. Two-Brains:
Hey! No fair!

WordGirl:
Huggy, catch! [Throws the jar to Huggy, who catches it.]

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

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Tim:
Becky! Why didn’t you clean your room when I asked you to last week?

Becky:
Umm… I was busy? [thinking about battling Tobey’s robots]

Tim:
Well, you certainly had enough time to eat all these bananas! [Bob looks away innocently.]

Becky:
[trying to hide the WordGirl emblem on her shirt] I’m sorry Dad, I promise I’ll do it after I get back from the-- uh, library! I have to return a book.

Tim:
Becky, the library has plenty of books. I’m sure they can get by for now without that one.

Becky:
But it’s-- their best one! And it’s overdue! What will they think of me?

Tim:
I’m sure the librarian will be just as disappointed in you as I am. You’ll stay here until you’ve cleaned up this mess! I’ll just go to the discount cookie store by myself. [leaves]

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Tobey and WordGirl are still in the city playing Crash or Pie]

Narrator:
Well, after a strong rally by Tobey--

WordGirl:
And a healthy dose of cheating!

Narrator:
--we're tied at 6! Time for... the lightning round! You each take a turn giving me a synonym for the lightning word! The first person to give a wrong word loses! We start with WordGirl. Are you ready?

WordGirl:
Oh, yeah!

Tobey:
Bring it!

Narrator:
Okay, here we go! The lightning word is... enormous!

WordGirl:
Big.

Tobey:
Large.

WordGirl:
Jumbo.

Tobey:
Huge!

WordGirl:
Gargantuan!

Tobey:
Massive!

WordGirl:
Mammoth!

Tobey:
[struggling to come up with another word] Uh... giant!

WordGirl:
Gigantic!

Tobey:
[still struggling] Uh... Uhh... Unsmall!

WordGirl:
What?

Tobey:
Unsmall.

WordGirl:
That's not a word!

Tobey:
Is too!

WordGirl:
Is not!

Tobey:
Is too!

WordGirl:
Is not!

Tobey:
IS TOO!

WordGirl:
IS NOT!

Narrator:
Whoa, stop! When there's an argument, it's up to the judge to decide who's right.

WordGirl:
Ah, fine.

Tobey:
[gruffly] Fine.

Narrator:
The fate of the city hangs in the balance! What will the brilliant and handsome judge decide?

Tobey:
Oh, brother...

Narrator:
Will he side with WordGirl, and save the city? Or will he side with Tobey, and watch it be destroyed? Stay tuned and find out! [pause] Um... what was the argument about again?

WordGirl:
Well, the original word was enormous, and Tobey's answer was unsmall!

Narrator:
Oh, that's not a word. WordGirl wins!

WordGirl:
Ha! Well, Tobey, looks like it's time to shut down your [does air quotes] "unsmall" friends!

Tobey:
Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you something... [holds his remote in front of him and presses the button]

WordGirl:
Hey!

Tobey:
...I'm a very sore loser! [WordGirl flies up and prepares to battle the robots, but they all abruptly shut down and she returns to the podium] What did you do?!

WordGirl:
I have no idea.

[a whistle is heard nearby, both Tobey and WordGirl look over and see Huggy holding the remote control that he got from the babysitter, one that shuts down the robots]

WordGirl:
Great job, Huggy!

Tobey:
Give me that! [jumps Huggy, and they get into a tug of war over the remote. He finally gets it from him] A-HA! [he prepares to start up the robots again, when a car pulls up. His mother steps out and walks toward him.] Oh, my. [clears throat] Uh, hi Mom! Uh, you look great! Did you have a nice trip? [notices her looking at all the robots lying around] What? Oh--these! These aren’t mine. I--I was just out for a walk… minding my own busi--- [his babysitter, who had come along with Mrs. McCallister, dangles the hologram machine in front of him.] ---ness… uh, OK… these are mine, but I wasn’t going to-- uh-- oh, forget it. [his mother grabs him by the ear and drags him away] Ow, ow, ow!

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

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[at Tobey's house, Huggy is still doing charades, trying to explain what's happening in the city]

Tobey's Babysitter:
[talking to Tobey's hologram] Are you having as hard a time as hard a time understanding him as I am? [The hologram again nods at an appropriate time. She then talks to Huggy] If Tobey can’t understand you, then nobody can. He's like the best kid I ever babysitted, and I've babysitted them all… wait--is it babysitted, or babysat, I can never remember… [as she is talking, the hologram flickers, and Huggy tries to get the Babysitter’s attention, but she just goes on talking] ...and he's like the best kid ever, he’s so quiet, I don’t think he even said two words since I’ve been here. It’s so funny his mom even thinks I need this! [holds up a remote] I don’t even know what it does, something about robots, but… [Huggy beams at the sight of the remote. He grabs it from her and runs] Hey! [she starts to run after him, but trips on a power cord, which unplugs the hologram generator as she watches as Tobey’s image disappears, then picks up the device that she unplugged, and realizes she has been had] Why, you little!

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

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[first scene of the series]

Narrator:
Claire McCallister is about to go on a business trip, and leave a babysitter in charge of her son, the mischievous boy genius, Tobey.

Mrs. McCallister:
Okay, just a few more things before I go.

Tobey's Babysitter:
Okay!

Mrs. McCallister:
[handing her various remote control devices] Here's the homing device for Tobey's tracking bracelet, the button to short out his electrical defense shield, the nullifier to neutralize his giant attacking robots. What else, what else?

Tobey's Babysitter:
Wait! Giant attacking robots?

Mrs. McCallister:
Okay, got to go! Bye! [walks out the door]

[Tobey's babysitter looks nervously over toward Tobey's room as she walks toward it, opens the door, and peers in, Tobey appears to be sitting on a rocking chair, reading a book about robots while he looks over at her and smiles, then goes back to reading, Tobey's babysitter closes the door, waits a few seconds, then barges in again]

Tobey's Babysitter:
Gotcha! [she sees that he is still sitting and reading] Oh! [giggles, then leaves closing the door]

[after she is gone, the image of Tobey flickers as the scene pans to the closet door as it opens, to reveal that Tobey is actually in there, and what the babysitter was seeing was a hologram projection and Tobey gives an evil laugh]

WordGirl, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Knowledge [2.3]:
Chauncey: I'm gonna' kill you Middle America, when you most expect it! I'm gonna' cut the brakes on your balloon!

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Clarence:
Well I guess there's no such thing as compelling television. Goodbye...

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Old Man:
Make some TV... oh... I think they should be more detailed information about what's going on, there doesn't seem to be that and what is given doesn't allow much of choice. Same with our elections... our taxation. They cut away... the, uh, municipalities are all cutting budgets, and the taxes still remain the same. Which means that somebody's pocket is being lined. Just so many other things that I could say, the weather, the changes that have happened, that are coming about, that we don't know anything definite how we stand with our climate. We... Everything, industry, the automobiles cost the, now the prices are the salaries of the individual. The... taxation in general. There's... the biggest problem of all is we're not earning that high income to be taxing people the way we are and then our values in terms of properties have gone to such extremes, that housing you can't afford it anymore and um... those people that do buy their housing, it's because they get a lottery chance and nothing else. Uhhh... Industry, manufacturing, the clothes we wear is not suitable to be worn. It's miserable and those that are suitable are very high priced. There's a lot of things that could be say, issues that have to be discussed, that are affecting every single of us in one way or another. The cigarettes, they're penalizing these companies, this means jobs for these people. That's another factor that's taken a high hit. Petroleum... Taxes with the oil... Gas... with the phone companies. They're really feasting on the public and we still have nothing to say. You know, we just go on paying whatever rates they want, whatever taxes they want... and mean while, we're the ones that are getting the shaft. I think in one way or another... That's it. Goodbye.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Male singer 2:
[ad lib] Cause I need you girl...

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Choir:
[singing] War never solved anything, war never solved anything. War never solved anything. War never solved anything.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Male singer 1:
[reading from script] It was arguably an essential stop-gap conflict that might have averted a further escalation of tensions between the US and communist blockaway, and even this humanitarianism was the worst American betrayal of freedom throughout the world but other than that..

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Choir:
[singing] War never solved anything, war never solved no problems, except for World War II, the Civil War, the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, and every war that's ever been fought. Except for Vietnam. Although Vietnam was never officially considered a war proper.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sthugar:
Don't you see? War never solved anything.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Bootleg Chauncey:
(after the number 9 kills the number 11) I hate the new normal. Now watch 'Answer Question.'

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Chauncey:
We're broker than a two-cent nickel up a hobo's dumper.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wonder Showzen Kid:
(during apocalypse video) It's so quiet. I guess we did it, we achieved world peace! YAYYYYYYY!

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Clarence:
This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.

Chauncey:
Only with less laughs.

Wonder Showzen, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Vince:
Wait a minute, the Islanders are in the ring. They're going to work on Him, Haku and Tama hammering away on Rick Martel.

Jesse:
Right where Martel needs a partner, he ain't got one.

Vince:
Martel getting whipped from post to post. Setting up look at that manuever. Haku and Tama of the Islanders.

Jesse:
Beautiful teaming right there, beautiful.

WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1987  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Nightcrawler:
Thank you, my friends. Your presence here was a great blessing.

Wolverine:
What do you mean, blessing? Look at this place! We blew it!

Nightcrawler:
I disagree. Brother Reinhardt understands his tragic mistake and has repented. The townspeople no longer look at me with fear in their hearts. There was no loss of life. All are reasons to be thankful.

Rogue:
What about the monastery?

Nightcrawler:
A great tragedy. But it was only stone and mortar. The foundation God has built in our hearts can never be destroyed.

Wolverine:
Man, I don't get you.

Nightcrawler:
[hands Logan a Bible] Here, I've marked a few passages you may find rewarding. Remember, Herr Logan, "Different eyes."

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wolverine:
[unsheathes claws] Don't tell ME about God! What kind of God would let men do THIS to me?

Nightcrawler:
Our ability to understand God's purpose is limited. But we take comfort in the fact that His love... is limitless!

Wolverine:
Huh. I used to buy into all of that. But I've lived too long... and I done too much.

Nightcrawler:
Life will ALWAYS be hard. I understand this better than most. Yet, despite it all, people of EVERY faith believe there is a God who LOVES them. Can so many be wrong? Open your heart, Herr Logan. Would it hurt so much to see the world... through different eyes?

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Brood Queen:
Secure them!

[Wolverine puts down Storm]

Wolverine:
Secure this!

X-Men, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wolverine:
The ship's moving! They're leaving. Rogue, we gotta hustle! Out of my way, roaches!

X-Men, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
We will be together! You can't stop this!

[Cody whips Wolverine with his tail after he turns into the brood roach alien]

Wolverine:
Wanna bet, pal?

Rogue:
Wolverine, don't hurt him!

X-Men, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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