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Jack:
Mother always said the best way to get over one guy is to get under, behind and sideways with another one.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Will:
All right, I am off to the tennis club. I know what you're thinking - didn't I already work out this morning? Yes, but if I burn off a few more calories after work, I can hit the pressed juicery. I know, those things are pure sugar, but what can I say, I love 'em.

Karen:
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - oh, my God, I didn't know this was going to be a story about juice! You know what, back it up, start at the beginning, and really drag it out this time, okay?

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Karen:
[on the phone] One pound of proscuitto, one pound of mortadella, five kinds of cheese, from mild to stinky, big vat of coleslaw... [to Jack] Almost done.

Jack:
Are you ordering a deli platter?

Karen:
Having phone sex with Stan.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Grace:
This is all your fault!

Will:
How is this my fault?

Grace:
Because you made me write down my feelings like a WASP instead of eating them like a Jew!

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Grace:
Oh my God, you scared me! I thought someone was robbing the place!

Jack:
I'm not robbing the place, I'm just rifling through drawers looking for money.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Grace:
Why are the hot ones always gay or Nazis?

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Grace:
We are going to Schenectady.

Will:
Schenectady? But that's where your family lives.

Grace:
We are going there to celebrate my mom's birthday. It was her dying wish.

Will:
I thought her dying wish was for you to get breast implants.

Grace:
She had a lot of dying wishes.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Will:
My dad always wanted me to watch golf with him.

Martin:
Really? What's your handicap?

Will:
That I hate golf.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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[after a family dinner party has gone badly]

Grace:
I'd like to thank you again for inviting my dad.

Will:
My pleasure. And thank you for inviting my mom.

Grace:
Yeah. I thought when I did it, "Oh, that'll show him!" I forgot that I live here too.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Jack:
Estefan, this is Will and Grace. Will, Grace, Estefan.

Estefan:
[looking at Grace] Oh, this is Will! Look at him, with his square jaw and wild mane of red hair!

Grace:
What? No! I'm not Will! I'm obviously a woman!

Estefan:
Maybe you are not the one to say what is obvious.

Jack:
He's got you there, Grace.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

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Will Trent:
Betty, go away.

Will Trent  Show Quote

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Roxy:
I got into Alfea.

Bloom:
Roxy, that's wonderful.

Roxy:
I could never have done it without you Bloom. You there for me, just like a big sister.

(Bloom flashes back to when she last saw her own big sister)

Daphne:
You've come a long way, Bloom.

Bloom:
I couldn't have done it with you, Daphne.

Daphne:
I think you could.

Bloom:
I just wish I could do something for you.

(End of flashback)

Bloom:
My big sister. Oh, Daphne.

Roxy:
Bloom?

Bloom:
I'm fine.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Aisha:
I can't believe that monster is my cousin.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Faragonda:
Welcome to a new year. I see some new faces and some familiar ones. Here there is one fairy I want everyone to meet. I am happy to introduce Roxy.

Roxy:
Hey.

Faragonda:
Roxy is from Earth, where magic was absent for a very long time. But thanks to her courage, magic is back on Earth. And she is here at Alfea, thanks to some of your fellow students- the Winx.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Bloom:
The things is that our Believix powers seem to work well underwater.

Faragonda:
Your powers as Believix fairies are great. But far from land and the worlds of water. They are less...effective.

Flora:
But Tritannus is strong.

Aisha:
And getting stronger.

Bloom:
How are we going to stop him?

Faragonda:
There is one way. You must try to acquire Sirenix.

Stella:
Great. Just when I thought we were done.

Faragonda:
Sirenix is an ancient power, born of the magic of the oceans. It will make you strong to defeat Tritannus. But no one has become a Sirenix fairy for quite some time.

Bloom:
Then how do we acquire the power? Become Sirenix fairies?

Faragonda:
You must start by finding the ancient book of Sirenix. But that will a great challenge, for it is hidden and I do not know where. However, I do knows its hiding place. Bloom, you must ask your sister Daphne. She was the last fairy to acquire Sirenix. Only she can tell you.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Daphne:
I am so happy to see you again. Do you need my help, little sister?

Bloom:
Yes, Daphne. I want you to tell where the Sirenix book is hidden.

Daphne:
No! Not Sirenix! Look at me! Look at Sirenix did to me! When the three Ancient Witches attacked the magic dimension, I was ready to confront them. But the Witches' cast a spell on Sirenix. And when I used its power to defend myself, it turned against me. And I became this- a spirit without a body. Do not seek Sirenix! If you fail, your fate will terrible.

Bloom:
But I must try! There is a deadly threat the magic dimension, and to stop it, I need the power of Sirenix.

Daphne:
I wish I could protect you.

Bloom:
But you can't. Please, Daphne, tell me. Where is the Sirenix book?

Daphne:
The Sirenix book is in the magic archive of Alfea. Find it at your peril.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Queen Lesia:
Sirenix is ancient power of the fairies. But no fairy has achieved Sirenix for a very long time. The last one to possess it was a fairy named Daphne.

Tritannus:
That's it!!?

Queen Lesia:
Yes.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Bloom:
We have found the Sirenix Book. And if we open it our quest will begin. It will mean risking everything we have, everything we are. Are we sure we want to do this?

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Tritannus:
Icy, I know where to start our quest for Sirenix. We must find Daphne.

Icy:
Daphne?

Stormy:
Bloom's sister?

Darcy:
Who else?

Icy:
And I know right where she is.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Faragonda:
Because you Winx brought magic back to Earth, the Lilo will blossom there for the first time, in centuries. However, it only does so once at sunset. After which it loses its power.

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

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Caleb:
We need to attack now. Cornelia has a strong feeling the Princess is in danger.

Vathek:
Caleb, are you sure that your feelings for the Guardian girl isn't clouding your... [Cornelia and Will look and smile at each other] My men are ready to move.

W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Hay Lin:
Nerissa is Caleb's mother!?

Will and Taranee:
And I thought my mom had issues!

W.I.T.C.H., Season 2 (2006)  Show Quote

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Nerissa:
You must have questions.

Caleb:
Just one, Mom: how do you live with yourself?

Nerissa:
By making the universe a better place.

Caleb:
No, seriously.

Nerissa:
I'm quite serious. When Meridian was under Phobos's thumb, someone had to take charge. To unite the Meridianites and save their world.

Caleb:
That was me, not you.

Nerissa:
And you were created by me, entirely for that purpose. Someone had to have a vision, Caleb. On Meridian, that was you. But I play on a larger stage. Only I had the vision to create a perfect universe. All worlds will be united under my rule. [Cassidy, still controlled, levitates down, slowly] No more war or conflict. No injustice or suffering. If I demand obedience, it is only for the greater good. To create a new order!

Caleb:
Who-Who's that?!

Nerissa:
Cassidy. Or rather, her ghost. But soon, she will live again. Even death bows to my will!

W.I.T.C.H., Season 2 (2006)  Show Quote

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Nerissa:
I sent the others outside for the inevitable arrival of the Guardians, and so that we could share some quality time, my son.

Blunk:
N-N-Nerissa be Caleb's mama?!

W.I.T.C.H., Season 2 (2006)  Show Quote

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