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Peter: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening. Karen: Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode? Peter: Enhanced combat mode? Yeah! Karen: Activating Instant-Kill. Peter: What?! No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody! Karen: De-activating Instant-Kill. [Peter leaps off his vantage point, failing to swing and crashing into the ground] Peter: What the hell just happened, what was that? Karen: [Helpful] You jumped off a sign and then landed on your face. – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peter: Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? Karen: Who is Liz? Peter: Who is Liz? She's the best; she's awesome. She's just a girl that goes to my school. But yeah, I really want to tell her... it's just really weird, you know? "Hey,... I'm Spider-Man." Karen: What's weird about that? Peter: Well, what if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? Imagine how disappointed she'd be if she sees me. Karen: Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. Peter: Aw, thanks Karen. [Beat] It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peter: Hey, Karen, what's up? Karen: Hey Peter! How was your Spanish quiz? Peter: I was wondering if you could help me. I'm trying to figure out who the guys were under the bridge that night, but I can only kinda remember part of the license plate- Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage from that encounter! Peter: Footage? Karen: Yes, Peter, I record everything you see. Peter: Everything?! Karen: Everything. It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol. Peter: [So done with Tony's crap] Yeah, of course it is. Alright, just roll it back to last Friday. Karen: With pleasure! Peter: [In recording, doing impressions in his bathroom mirror] Hey, everybody, kickass party! Hey, Liz, Peter's told me a lot about you... Peter: Nope, nope, this is just me messin' around. Go later in the day. Peter: [In recording] It is I, Thor, son of Odin! [flexes] Peter: No, this is definitely not what you want to watch- Karen: Your impressions are very funny. – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Iron Man has a heart-to-heart with Spider-Man after saving the Staten Island Ferry] Tony Stark: Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thingl I told you not to do. Peter: Is everyone okay? Stark: No thanks to you. Peter: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you'd just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here. [Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS actually there] Stark: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Did you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid. Peter: I'm 15. Stark: No, this is where you ZIP IT, all right? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience. Peter: Yes sir. I'm sorry. Stark: "Sorry" doesn't cut it. Peter: I understand. I just wanted to be like you. Stark: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back. Peter: For how long? Stark: Forever. Peter: No! No, no, no! Please, please, please. Stark: Let's have it. Peter: You don't understand. This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit. Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. Okay? Gosh, I sound like my dad. Peter: [Quietly] I don't have any other clothes. Stark: Okay, we'll sort that out. – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Adrian Toomes drives his daughter and Peter Parker to Homecoming] Adrian Toomes: So, what are you gonna do, Pete? Peter: Huh? Toomes: After you graduate? What are you gonna do? Peter: Um, I don't know. Toomes: I just figure, with you guys going to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right? Liz: Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to worry. Toomes: Really? Stark? What do you do? Peter: [Nervous] Actually, I don't intern for him anymore. Liz: Really? Peter: Yeah, it got... boring. Liz: Boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man! Toomes: Really? Spider-Man?! What's he like? Peter: Yeah, he's... nice. Solid dude. Toomes: I've seen you around, right? Because, even the voice... Liz: He does academic decathlon, and he was at my party. Peter: It was a great party, really beautiful house, lots of windows... Liz: You were there for like, two seconds. Peter: I was there longer than two seconds. Liz: You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too. Toomes: [Considering these details] Terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. Bet you were glad that your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though? Peter: I actually... didn't go up that day, I saw it off on the ground. Toomes: Good old Spider-Man. [They arrive at Homecoming] You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the old "dad talk". Liz: [To Peter] Don't let him intimidate you. Have a safe flight! Toomes: [Turning to Peter] Does she know? Peter: Know what? Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important to me than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I will kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? I just saved your life. Now, what do you say? Peter: ...Thank you. Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good. – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mid-credits scene? Toomes is walking through a cell block when Mac Gargan approaches] Gargan? Look who it is. What are the odds you and I’d end up in the same summer camp? Relax. This? [points at the scar on his forehead] It’s not on you. It’s on our, uh... little spider friend. I’ve got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. And I heard a rumor... you know who he is. Toomes? If I knew who he was, he’d already be dead. [Gargan stares at him with one eye severely bloodshot] Guard? Toomes, your family’s here! [Toomes walks away] – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Post-credits scene? A video of Captain America's Fitness Challenge is shown playing] Steve Rogers: Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing... [Turns to someone off-screen] How many more of these? – Spider-Man: Homecoming Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deckard: Is that all those bloated up muscles will give you? All show and no go! Luke: Oh, I got plenty of go! Deckard: You must've misplaced that, when I kicked your arse up and down that office of yours! Luke: Just like you Brits..., rewritin' history, huh? Deckard: All I know is, it wasn't me that was thrown out of a fourth-story window! Luke: Jumped. I JUMPED out a fourth-story window saving my partner's life! 'Cause where I'm from, we don't settle fights by throwing bombs! Deckard: Oh, that's funny! 'Cause where I'M from, we don't need women to run to our rescue! I mean, do you really believe you can stand in front of me, and beat me in a straight-up, old-fashioned fistfight?! Luke: Let me tell you something: Me and you, One-on-one, No one else around. I will beat your ass... like a Cherokee drum’ Deckard: Maybe one day we'll find out. Luke: Oh, you better hope that day never comes! Luke: You all right? Letty: I don't know what's she's got on him, but that wasn't Dom. Roman: Brian would know what to do. Letty: No. We can't bring Brian and Mia into this. We agreed on that. – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cipher: Have you heard of choice theory, Dom? There are a lot of axioms, but only two you really need to concern yourself with. One: the only person's behavior we can control is our own. And two: the only true thing we can give another person is information. So let me give you some. You see these cameras in here? The moment you make a move, highly paid men with weapons will make their way into this room with one very specific instruction: it's not to save me, it's to kill your son. Now that's a lot of bullets. And it only takes one for you to lose everything, so I have to ask you because, I know family is so important to you. Is that really a choice you want to make? Because I'm ready if you are. Dom: If I pull this trigger, and God knows I want to, if I killed everyone on this plane, I still couldn't get in there, 'cause of your two-man fail safe system. Since I'm ALONE! I GOT NO CHOICE! Cipher: I didn't think so. Dom: You want to see the old Dom? Watch. – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Luke: He's gotta have about 2,000 horsepower in that thing. Tej: Try 3,000. Deckard: Try five. – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dom: Please don't hurt him. I'm begging you. Cipher: I don't want you to beg. I want you to learn. Dom: LEARN WHAT?! Cipher: I understand why you did what you did, I really do. But it was the wrong choice. This is the consequence for that. Elena: (with tape over her mouth) No... [Rhodes readies the gun] No! NO! Dom: Wait, wait, wait, wait. W-Wait. [Elena screams as Rhodes is holding the loaded gun] Elena: SAVE YOUR SON! [Rhodes points the gun at Elena's face] Dom: No! NO!! [Rhodes fires the gun, blowing Elena's head off completely and leaving Dom saddened] – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rhodes: You made me miss my shot. What you think you're doing? Dom: Looking at you dead in the eye. (Dom punches Rhodes in the face and the two struggle in a fight, until Dom lifts Rhodes up and flips him onto the hood of a car. Rhodes lets out a final yell before Dom throws a punch at his head, breaking his neck) Dom: That was for Elena. – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roman: Why are they shooting at me?! Tej: Maybe 'cause you're in an orange Lamborghini, I don't know. Roman: SHUT UP, Tej! – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cipher: You lose, Dom. Dom: I destroyed two of your teams. I killed your red-headed boyfriend and I put two killers on your untraceable plane. You lost the minute you interrupted my honeymoon. Now guess who I'm coming for. Cipher: Put a heat-seeker on him now. [The technician looks at Cipher for a minute] Cipher: NOW!!! Cipher: FIRE!!! Luke: That’s a goddamn heat seeker coming at us! Dom: Peel off! Head to the shore! All right, come and get it. Cipher: NO NO NO NO. Cipher: DIVE! DIVE! Dom: This is for my son. Letty: Dom! – The Fate of the Furious Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The film opens with alien spaceships come out of the Stair Gate and flashbacks from the first movie occur, leaving right where it left off.] The Man Upstairs: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play? Finn: Who? The Man Upstairs: Your sister. [echoes] Finn: What? [As everyone in the Lego world is celebrating after the Kragle was destroyed] Emmet: Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly, the alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…? [a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world] Duplo: [Baby voice] We are from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you. Emmet: ... Oh, man. Lucy: You're gonna have to pass us. Batman: Specifically me. Unikitty: Oh it's on. Metalbeard: Yarr. [smacks ghost Vitruvius away] Ghost Vitruvius: Whoa! – The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lucy: Stop, Em, you don't know what you're doing! [grabs Emmett's hand] Emmet: This isn't the real you! Lucy: This is the real me! The truth is this is my real hair. I used to sing and dance and have colorful hair and I even loved Everything is Awesome. Emmet: [pulls away from Lucy] No, no. You would've told me. You hate that music. It isn't you. Lucy: Yes! I darkened my hair with marker because I wanted people to think I was cool and grown-up. And then I tried to change you into someone tough too. But I was wrong. I like you the way you were. Sweet, innocent, kind. Emmet: The real Lucy would never say that. – The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rex Dangervest: This is going to be easy. You're weak Emmet: No, you're the one who's weak. Rex Dangervest: Huh? Emmet: [struggles as he tries to get up] I'll never grow up to be like you. It's easy to harden your heart, but to open it. That's the toughest thing you can do. I'm gonna grow up, but I won't stop caring about the people in my life. They may see the world differently. It's not bad. I think it's inspiring. 'Cause everything's not awesome, but we can make it a little more awesome if we remember... We're not alone in this world. We're in it together. – The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Lucy defeats Rex] Lucy: It's over, Rex. Emmet's never gonna be you. But you can be like him. You don't have to be the bad guy. Emmet: You can join us Rex Dangervest: I-I can't Emmet: What do you mean? Rex Dangervest: She came back for ya. You're never gonna turn out like me, which means: I'm never gonna exist Emmet: W-Wait no Rex Dangervest: [His right arm disappears] Ha ha. Look, I told, I knew it look, I'm Back to the Futuring. Totally called it Emmet: What's Back to the Futuring? Rex Dangervest: [His left leg disappears] It's a classic movie older kids get to watch. And now it's happening to me Emmet: Come on. Take our hand while you still have a hand to take Rex Dangervest: That ain't how it works, kid. Emmet: Rex... Rex Dangervest: It's okay. I'm proud of ya. [His right leg disappears] And you're gonna grow up to be better than me. But kind of thanks to me, so, [His left arm disappears] I'm also great. And Lucy, thanks for coming back for us. [His lower body disappears] Besides, this is a pretty righteous way to go out, no regrets! Except again not trademarking "No regrets", that was a mistake, one love! [His head disappears] Emmet: Just to be clear of that really happened, you could see him. Right? Lucy: Uh-huh. Time to go? Emmet: Yeah. [He and Lucy leave] Lucy: Hey, um, I'm really sorry I tried to change you. Emmet: Oh, and I'm sorry I blew up the wedding and almost banished everyone into an eternity of lifelessness. – The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[first lines] Servant: Admiral Collingwood! Queen Victoria: Well, Admiral? Admiral: Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh. Queen Victoria: Then our navy rules the ocean? Admiral: [nervously] Almost entirely, your Majesty. Queen Victoria: Almost? [Admiral gestures weakly. British flags cover the globe, except in one tiny corner of the Caribbean.] Admiral: Unfortunately, just here we're still having a little trouble with [gulps] p- p-pirates. [Victoria looks up Very scary] Queen Victoria: [contained fury] What does it say on my Royal Crest, Admiral? [Admiral looks up sheepishly to the Royal Coat of Arms.] Admiral: "I hate pirates", ma'am. Queen Victoria: Exactly, hate them, with their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless blasted ROARING!!! I want them sunk, Admiral!! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks!! Do you hear me?! I... HATE... PIRATES!!! [In a fury she snatches up a lethal carving knife and smashes it into the table.] – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pirate Captain: Avast! I’m the pirate captain, and I’m here for your gold! Sailor: Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I’d give my right arm for gold. [his left arm falls off] Or my left. – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pirate Captain: Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours? Charles Darwin: A week tomorrow. Pirate Captain: Ahhh, confound it. You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, but unfortunately, there's this dirty great sea monster in the way. Charles Darwin: Um, I... I... I think they just add those on the maps for decoration, Captain. Pirate Captain: Is that a fact? Well blow me down. – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pirate Captain: What pirates? Nobody here but us girl scouts! (Girl Guides, UK Version) [the crew is disguised in scout uniforms] Albino Pirate: I got a badge for looting – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Black Bellamy: You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot? Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just big-boned! Black Bellamy: She's fat, dude. [Polly vomits on Bellamy] Black Bellamy: Oh, come on! – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pirate Captain: [looks at Darwin's house] You don't get many girls, do you? Bobo: No. He. Doesn't. – The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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