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Michael:
Did you tell Zoey yet?

Chase:
Not yet.

Michael:
Man, when you gonna tell her?

Chase:
Soon.

Michael:
You better.

Chase:
I'm gonna tell her.

Logan:
Tell who what?

Michael:
You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]

– Zoey 101, Season 3

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9 months ago

Logan:
Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?

Zoey:
Yeah, she sure did.

Logan:
Weird.

Nicole:
Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?

Lola:
And a hula skirt?

Chase:
Uh-huh.

Logan:
He did.

Zoey:
Weirder.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.

Michael:
Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.

Chase:
I...am offended.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola]

Chase:
Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?

Michael:
To go...be with her....alpaca.

Lola:
Okay, how long is this gonna go on?

Nicole:
Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?

Chase:
No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.

Lola:
Could this be more annoying?

Nicole:
No.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Michael:
You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet.

Logan:
No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R.

Chase:
Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do.

Teacher:
Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class.

Chase:
I-I-I apologize.

Logan:
Ha!

Chase:
"Z".

Logan:
Oh.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Secretary:
Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you.

Dean Rivers:
My wife? Uh, tell her I'm not here!

Secretary:
Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there.

Mrs. Rivers:
Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!? CARL!?!

Dean Rivers:
[takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs!

[a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming]

Dean Rivers:
Thank you, Quinn.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
You're going back to Japan?

Kazu:
No, I'm from Birmingham.

Lola:
Oh.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Zoey:
Look, we all feel bad enough about the fire!

Coach Keller:
Feeling bad doesn't fill my gut with raw fish, now does it, cupcake?! I am TICKED OFF!

Chase:
Have you ever thought about an anger management class?

Coach Keller:
That's it, Matthews. You just got yourself a slice of revenge pie!

Michael:
Don't you think you're being a little hard on the boy?

Coach Keller:
You too, Starky! Revenge pie!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Coach Keller:
(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!

Kazu:
Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!

Michael:
Where's the fire alarm?

All (except Kazu and Coach Keller):
Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)

Lola:
Fire!

Logan:
Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)

Chase:
Morning, Kazu.

Nicole:
How bad was the fire?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Chase:
I told you, I'm not going to tell zoey I love her. I sent you a text.

Michael:
No, you didn't.

Chase:
Yeah, I did. See? [hands Michael his TechMate]

Michael:
(nervously) Uh, you didn't send it to me.

Chase:
I didn't?

Michael:
No.

Chase:
Then, I'd send it to?

Michael:
Z-Zoey.

Chase:
(nervously) Z-Zoey?

Michael:
[nods slowly]

Chase:
[grabs TechMate] Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Michael. Oh my God!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Michael:
Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah, they're up there right now on Neptune saying: [in alien voice] Hey, did you know Chase loves Zoey? Why, yes I do, the whole galaxy knows; Nahahahaha.

Chase:
You talk SO much.

Michael:
The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?

Chase:
Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan walks in] brusselsprouts!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Chase:
Zoey! Would you rather...be stuck in an elevator for three days, or...make out with a monkey?

Zoey:
Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!

Chase:
Baby.

Zoey:
Let's see you kiss a monkey!

Chase:
Bring me a monkey.

Zoey:
Maybe I will!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Logan:
Okay, tell you what. We'll take you to see Restless in Love, but you girls are paying.

Tracy:
Actually, you know what I'd rather see?

Logan:
What?

Tracy:
The jerk in the fountain.

Logan:
Jerk in the fountain? What are you- [she pushes him into the fountain] OK, that was ridiculous!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
Ok, who is she?

Chase:
Who is who?

Lola:
The girl you like.

Chase:
What makes you think I like someone?

Lola:
'Cause I'm smart. So, who is she? Does she go to PCA?

Chase:
Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

(Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)

Chase:
Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)

Michael:
You interrupted tune time!

Chase:
Lola asked me out!

Michael:
Well, my goodness.

Chase:
Yeah.

Michael:
You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.

Chase:
Dude, this is serious!

Michael:
I'm being serious! Lola's hot!

Chase:
So, you think I should go out with her.

Michael:
Sounds like a good idea to me.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Chase:
Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-

Lola:
You wanna go out with me?

Chase:
Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Chase:
See, I told you you could do it. [Lola smiles, and laughs. He picks up a flower and gives it to her] For you.

Lola:
Why are you giving me a flower?

Chase:
So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.

Lola:
[gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.

Chase:
Why not?

Lola:
There's a spider on it.

Chase:
Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
When I'm acting, I'm playing a role.

Chase:
So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!

Lola:
That's pretty smart.

Chase:
Well, I'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Quinn:
I really would like to help, but I just don't believe in using my gift of science for violence.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Logan:
(in a computerized voice) I am Quinn from Dorkon. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am Quinn from Dorkon!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Chase:
All right! Let's go kick some bot!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Nicole:
You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?

Lola:
Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
OK. Make me a dude.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

Lola:
Hey, can you turn up the music?

Chase:
Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!

Lola:
Thanks, I just got it.

Chase:
(after that, he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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9 months ago

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