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Zoey: (on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered. Mr. Callahan: Um, I didn't order any mustard. Zoey: Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard. Mr. Callahan: Who could eat that much mustard? Zoey: That's none of my business! So, what time would you like me to drop off the mustard? Mr. Callahan: But I don't even like mustard! Zoey: Then, why'd you order so much? Mr. Callahan: I didn't... – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: Logan's such a jerk. Nicole: A very cute jerk. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: You're working with Logan now? Chase: Well, I'm working, he seems to be watching. Logan: I'm training you, so you can learn to make deliveries on your own. Zoey: Good. Now, that we know you're not delivering anymore, we'll order more often! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Logan: 'Sup ladies! Zoey: We were just talking about you. Logan: Can't blame you. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: Hey, Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us? Quinn: How do you play? Zoey: Okay, so you roll the dice... Quinn: Yeah... Dana: And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing... Nicole: And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful. Quinn: Like eat a poisonous bug? Zoey: Stressful... not lethal. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live. Dustin: What about you? Chase: Sorry, kid. If I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So, I'm outta luck, and so are you! Dustin: What did he say? Zoey: No! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate! Quinn: Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours? Zoey: I don't iron my underwear. Quinn: Whatever. Dana: Yeah, she's a good one! Zoey: At least we don't fight all the time! Dana: Neither do we. Nicole: Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great. Dana: (puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends! Zoey: That's good for you. Bye! Dana: (Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again! Nicole: Slob! Dana: Jerk! Nicole: UGHH!!! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: So, you want to see if my food is happy? Quinn: Happy, sad, angry, frightened... Chase: I'm frightened! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: 'Sup Chase? Chase: Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back) Michael: Whose the rose for? Chase: Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you. Michael: That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead? Chase: That's an idea!! Chase: Look, don't tell Logan. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions." Chase: "Quinnventions"? Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions." Chase: Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions." Zoey: Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: We have to be at class by 8! Dana: Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: (to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . . Zoey: (laughs) I like fooseball. Chase: Yeah, Fooseball's cool. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime! Quinn: Aren't they the ones always fighting? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: Save me! Chase: From what? Michael: (Points to Quinn) From that! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Okay, since I'm such a horrible roomate, then maybe I should move out! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
dana': well 'nicole: well dana': the perfect roomate has spoken zoey: i didn't say i was perfect dana: good cause you annoy us too sometimes zoey: yeah like how? dana: you always forget your key nocole': yes zoey: so dana: so its anoying to have to let you in all the time. im zoey i forgot my key nocole': im zoey i locked my self out please let me in – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Dana: It's my bed. Nicole: It's my head. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: You play sports? Nicole: Is shopping a sport? Zoey: No. Nicole: Then, no. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard! Zoey: No, you're not. Nicole: Okay. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: (points to Jim)...Jim Zoey: That's the gym? Chase: Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim! Zoey: 'Sup Jim! I like Jim. Chase: Jim's good people. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: (about the urinal) Why is it here? Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm. Nicole: Well, it creeps me out. Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things. Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago

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