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Zoey:
Look, we all feel bad enough about the fire!

Coach Keller:
Feeling bad doesn't fill my gut with raw fish, now does it, cupcake?! I am TICKED OFF!

Chase:
Have you ever thought about an anger management class?

Coach Keller:
That's it, Matthews. You just got yourself a slice of revenge pie!

Michael:
Don't you think you're being a little hard on the boy?

Coach Keller:
You too, Starky! Revenge pie!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Coach Keller:
(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!

Kazu:
Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!

Michael:
Where's the fire alarm?

All (except Kazu and Coach Keller):
Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)

Lola:
Fire!

Logan:
Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)

Chase:
Morning, Kazu.

Nicole:
How bad was the fire?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
I told you, I'm not going to tell zoey I love her. I sent you a text.

Michael:
No, you didn't.

Chase:
Yeah, I did. See? [hands Michael his TechMate]

Michael:
(nervously) Uh, you didn't send it to me.

Chase:
I didn't?

Michael:
No.

Chase:
Then, I'd send it to?

Michael:
Z-Zoey.

Chase:
(nervously) Z-Zoey?

Michael:
[nods slowly]

Chase:
[grabs TechMate] Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Michael. Oh my God!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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Michael:
Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah, they're up there right now on Neptune saying: [in alien voice] Hey, did you know Chase loves Zoey? Why, yes I do, the whole galaxy knows; Nahahahaha.

Chase:
You talk SO much.

Michael:
The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?

Chase:
Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan walks in] brusselsprouts!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
Zoey! Would you rather...be stuck in an elevator for three days, or...make out with a monkey?

Zoey:
Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!

Chase:
Baby.

Zoey:
Let's see you kiss a monkey!

Chase:
Bring me a monkey.

Zoey:
Maybe I will!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Logan:
Okay, tell you what. We'll take you to see Restless in Love, but you girls are paying.

Tracy:
Actually, you know what I'd rather see?

Logan:
What?

Tracy:
The jerk in the fountain.

Logan:
Jerk in the fountain? What are you- [she pushes him into the fountain] OK, that was ridiculous!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Lola:
Ok, who is she?

Chase:
Who is who?

Lola:
The girl you like.

Chase:
What makes you think I like someone?

Lola:
'Cause I'm smart. So, who is she? Does she go to PCA?

Chase:
Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

(Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)

Chase:
Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)

Michael:
You interrupted tune time!

Chase:
Lola asked me out!

Michael:
Well, my goodness.

Chase:
Yeah.

Michael:
You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.

Chase:
Dude, this is serious!

Michael:
I'm being serious! Lola's hot!

Chase:
So, you think I should go out with her.

Michael:
Sounds like a good idea to me.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-

Lola:
You wanna go out with me?

Chase:
Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
See, I told you you could do it. [Lola smiles, and laughs. He picks up a flower and gives it to her] For you.

Lola:
Why are you giving me a flower?

Chase:
So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.

Lola:
[gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.

Chase:
Why not?

Lola:
There's a spider on it.

Chase:
Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Lola:
When I'm acting, I'm playing a role.

Chase:
So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!

Lola:
That's pretty smart.

Chase:
Well, I'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Quinn:
I really would like to help, but I just don't believe in using my gift of science for violence.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Logan:
(in a computerized voice) I am Quinn from Dorkon. I must go get a sprocket from my home planet, Dorkon! I am Quinn from Dorkon!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
All right! Let's go kick some bot!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Nicole:
You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?

Lola:
Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Lola:
OK. Make me a dude.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Lola:
Hey, can you turn up the music?

Chase:
Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!

Lola:
Thanks, I just got it.

Chase:
(after that, he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Zoey:
Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.

Lola:
How are we gonna do that?

Zoey:
By being around them when they don't know we're around them?

Nicole:
But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to-

Lola:
Maybe you should let Zoey talk.

Zoey:
I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy?

Nicole:
Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.

Lola:
That's 3 problems.

Nicole:
2 boobs.

Zoey:
We can get around those problems.

Lola:
It would be the ultimate acting role.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
(in the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better President of the United States than a man?

Logan:
Absolutely not!

Zoey:
You're an idiot!

Logan:
A woman can not be President of the United States!

Zoey:
Name one reason!

Logan:
Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Logan:
(on television) Hello, my name is Logan Reese.

Zoey:
I'm Zoey Brooks.

Logan:
Today we're gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think it's fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams, but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey?

Zoey:
Yeah, you're right...

Logan:
Huh?

Zoey:
I said, "You're right"!

Logan:
Okay... Let's move on to our next topic then... Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. (with a girly voice) "Uh, I'm a girl. I'll have a chopped salad, but I want the lettuce on the side!" Guys are just like "Give me a cheeseburger!" End of story! Zoey?

Zoey:
I agree...

Logan:
Okay... For our next topic, let's talk about... Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Zoey:
(pulling the door) It's locked!

Chase:
What d'ya mean it's locked?

Zoey:
What d'ya mean what do I mean? When I say it's locked, it's locked. How many definitions of locked are there?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Chase:
(trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!

Zoey:
Oh, hi, Chase!

Nicole:
Hi, Chase!

Chase:
What, you weren't scared?

Zoey:
Why would we be scared of a magician?

Chase:
A magician? No, no. I'm a vampire!

(Logan comes)

Logan:
Hey, Mr. Magic!

Chase:
I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Zoey:
Are you trying to scare them to death?

Logan:
Yeah, pretty much.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

Lola:
Give us back our foosball ball!

Zoey:
Wouldn't you just call it a foosball?

Lola:
No, foosball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a foosball ball.

Zoey:
Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...

Chase:
I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a foosball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.

Lola:
Well.

– Zoey 101, Season 2

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6 months ago

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