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Logan: Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little. Zoey: You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting. Chase: It's true. It happened to me once. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Mr. Bender: Okay! Shut up. So, why are you guys fighting? Chase: Uh... Uh... he said... he said I have bushy hair! Mr. Bender: Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy. And Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Well, tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around. Chase: I did. Zoey: And? Chase: He gave me 50 bucks to shut up. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company! Dana: What?! Zoey: What?! Nicole: I didn't know what to say! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: (on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock! Chase: (to Michael) I rock! Michael: You´re OK. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: Where's the off button on this? Dana: Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek. Quinn: True. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Mr. Savage: Do you know what this is? Chase: Some kind of scooter? Mr. Savage: (Buzzing noise) Wrong! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Mr. Bradford: All right. Just stop my daddy from peeing and no one gets expelled. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Logan: Do girls know anything? Dana: I know how to make you cry. Logan: What are you gonna do? Kiss me? Dana: You wish! Logan: Yeah I do! (laughs) – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Aw, it's a bunny with a PCA shirt on! Logan: Chase picked it out. Chase: Why do you tell people? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Nicole: (crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys! Zoey: I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas. Nicole: No, they're all dumb and gross. Zoey: Hey, Quinn, did you hear the news? This is our last semester here. Quinn: Can't talk. Plotting revenge. Nicole: I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again) – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Dean Rivers: I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this? Chase: Technically, sir, you did just ask again. Dean Rivers: Chase! Chase: Sorry. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Chase, thank you so much! Chase: It’s okay, but, actually, it wasn’t me. Zoey: Michael? Michael: Not me. Zoey: Then who was it? (Chase and Michael point to Logan) Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA? Logan: If you weren't around, who else would I pick on? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: You know what I'm saying? Michael: You don't even know what you're saying! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Herb: Close the door and sit down. I am very upset with you, Mr. Finch. Keith: You're not the principal. Herb: No back sass! Keith: Who are you? Herb: I happen to be the Dean of Discipline. Keith: Dean of-- Herb: Stop speaking! Keith: OK. Herb: I understand you've been harassing some of the younger students. Is that correct? Keith: Well, I-- Herb: Don't even think about lying! Keith: Yeah, I guess I have. Herb: You guess?! Keith: Yes! Herb: Yes what? Come on, say it, Finch. Tell me! Keith: I-I-I pick on people. Herb: You mean you used to? Keith: Huh? Herb: If I ever hear of you bothering any student on the PCA campus, especially younger ones, I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand me?!?! Keith: Yes, sir, except for the giraffe part. Herb: Get out! Keith: Yes sir!" Zoey: Herb, you were great! Chase: Yeah, I was outside and you had me shaking! Herb: Really, I was good! Zoey: Are you kidding me? Chase: That was the best acting any janitor has ever done! Herb: Now if you'll excuse me there is a clogged toilet in the gym calling my name. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: You're fast! Zoey: Maybe you're just slow. Chase: Harsh. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: (To Zoey) Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You've never been hurt? Zoey: No, not by a big, dumb bully. Chase: Well, then, maybe it's time. (he starts giving her noogies) Oh, yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money. Zoey: Quit it! Chase: Give me your lunch money or I'll.... (Zoey bites his arm) Oww, did you bite me? Zoey: Maybe. Chase: Oh, it's on. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: You gotta hide Elvis. Nicole: Who's Elvis? Chase: Our dog! Zoey: Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets? Chase: Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room. Michael: But our DA smelled a dog! Chase: DA, short for Dorm Adviser. Zoey: I know. Chase: OK...that's short for okay Zoey: Stop it! Michael: Well, anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Logan: Kazu, I can explain. Kazu: So can I, you're fired! (chuckles) I feel like Donald Trump. Logan: But, you got whacked in the head with a vase. Kazu: What? – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Hey, sushi's here! Nicole: Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi! Chase: Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious. Zoey: Kazu? Chase: Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say... Kazu: Aha! I knew it! Chase: Kazu! Kazu: You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls! Chase: Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true. Kazu: Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be... Zoey: Quinn, next card! Kazu: Expelled! You will be expelled! Chase: Expelled?! Kazu: You're going to prison! Nicole: No! (Zoey hits him on the head with a vase) Zoey: I'm sorry, I panicked! Chase: He's out cold. Zoey: Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled! Chase: No, nobody's getting expelled! Nicole: But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened! Chase: Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him! Zoey: Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet! Chase: Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk! Zoey: We'll drive him... to Mexico! Logan: Did she say, "Mexico"? Michael: Si! Nicole: But what if the Dean finds out? Zoey: She has a point. Chase: Hey... he didn't see who hit him! Zoey: Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan! Logan: Me?! Chase: Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything! Logan: They're gonna blame everything on me! Michael: I heard. Zoey: Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet. Nicole: I got the duct tape! Logan: I gotta do something! Michael: Ok, you go get the Dean. Logan: I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me. Michael: You go get em, man. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Did you have anything to do with it? Chase: Uh, come in? Zoey: Did you put a camera in a bear? Chase: I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear. Zoey: Chase. Chase: Will you just tell me what's going on here? Zoey: That bear you and Logan gave us, it's got a webcam in it. Chase: What?! Zoey: Don't act like you don't know. Chase: I'm not acting. Zoey. Zoey: Where's Logan's computer? Chase: Over there. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: (scans bear) That jerk! Zoey: What? Quinn: Let's go! (Nicole, Quinn, and Zoey go back to Zoey's dorm) Zoey: Well? Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver! Nicole: I knew it! What does that mean? Zoey: In English? Quinn: There's a webcam in that bear! Nicole: I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means. – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: Hey, Kazu! Kazu: You're late! Chase: I'm 10 minutes early! Kazu: No back sass! Chase: Okay... just put the knife down! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Why would I spread rumors about myself? Nicole: To trick us! Zoey: Nicole! – Zoey 101, Season 1	added by wikidude 6 months ago

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