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Chase: Rebecca has a big problem with you and me being friends. Zoey: I know. Chase: She said... You know? Zoey: Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you. Chase: She sorta said the same thing to me today. Zoey: Did you explain to her that we're just friends? Chase: Yeah. Zoey: And she said? Chase: That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore and talk to you. Zoey: Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy. Chase: Me too so... I dumped her! Zoey: Good, that little skunkbag. Chase: ...Zoey Brooks! Such language! Zoey: Well, she was horrible! Chase: Yeah, I kinda figured that out. (Zoey throws a grape at Chase) What was that for? Zoey: For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more. Chase: I said I dumped her, didn't I? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: So talk to me. Chase: About? Michael: Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk! Chase: You know when they say that everything happens for a reason? Michael: I've heard that saying. Chase: Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all. Michael: You sure on that? Chase: I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying? Michael: Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then... Chase: Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man! Michael: That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase) Chase: You're such a idiot. Michael: Thanks, man! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Rebecca: So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model? Lola: Um...no. I'm more into acting. Rebecca: Oh! Well, that works too. Lola: What do you mean? Rebecca: Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA. I better start drinking it! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: (about Rebecca) I don't like her! Lola: What's to like? Zoey: You guys don't even know her. Quinn: We don't have to know her. Lola: You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her. – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Quinn: She threatened you? Oh, that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing) I'll be back in ten minutes! Zoey: No, no, no! Just put that down. Lola: Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly? Zoey: I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way! Lola: That's so nervy! Zoey: I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the lasergun thing) Put it down! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: (to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the... Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to? Rebecca: You heard what I said! Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there. (goes away) – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: May I suggest something please? Michael and Logan: What? Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough? Michael: I guess so. Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself) – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: Timeout! Logan: What?! Chase: I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock! Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the- Chase: ROCK! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends! Lola: And you're Fa-Crazy! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Lola: Ginny, come here! Ginny: What's up? Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank. Ginny: Chase... Lola: Thanks for playing! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: In love with me?! Chase?! Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Dustin: (breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing! Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see... Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed... Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Zoey: Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules. Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals... Zoey: No nuclear experiments... Lola: No genetic mutations... Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo] Lola: And...no that! Zoey: Whatever that is... Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun? – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: What's up with all the items? Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while. Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Chase: We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other! Logan: No! Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though! – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: Did you tell Zoey yet? Chase: Not yet. Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her? Chase: Soon. Michael: You better. Chase: I'm gonna tell her. Logan: Tell who what? Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall] – Zoey 101, Season 3	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Logan: Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca? Zoey: Yeah, she sure did. Logan: Weird. Nicole: Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top? Lola: And a hula skirt? Chase: Uh-huh. Logan: He did. Zoey: Weirder. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Lola: I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore. Michael: Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot. Chase: I...am offended. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago
[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola] Chase: Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA? Michael: To go...be with her....alpaca. Lola: Okay, how long is this gonna go on? Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation? Chase: No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter. Lola: Could this be more annoying? Nicole: No. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Michael: You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet. Logan: No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R. Chase: Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do. Teacher: Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class. Chase: I-I-I apologize. Logan: Ha! Chase: "Z". Logan: Oh. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Secretary: Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you. Dean Rivers: My wife? Uh, tell her I'm not here! Secretary: Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there. Mrs. Rivers: Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!? CARL!?! Dean Rivers: [takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs! [a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming] Dean Rivers: Thank you, Quinn. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago
Lola: You're going back to Japan? Kazu: No, I'm from Birmingham. Lola: Oh. – Zoey 101, Season 2	added by wikidude 6 months ago

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