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[Owen offers Jane to travel with him to New Zealand, jokingly referring to "Lord of the Rings"]

Judge Owen French:
You'll love it there. It's the Middle Earth. Friendly people, great wine. Maybe we'll see a Hobbit, who knows?

[Pacey is talking to his father who has passed out drunk]

Pacey Witter:
Well, I met this girl. Andie's beautiful. She's smart, she's funny, she's... I tell you, this girl's really something special, Dad. For whatever reason she thinks I'm special too. So, why can't you see that? Why can't you see me? When did you give up on me? When I was five? 10? 12? I'm 16 years old now, Dad! And I'm here and I'm not perfect, but I try so hard for you! It's your job to love me, no matter who I am or what I become because you're my father! You're supposed to love me and give me confidence you drunkard son-of-a-bitch! I can't do this by myself.

[Pam shows Greg's nursing exam scores to Jack, who's unmoved]

Pam:
I love you, Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes. [storms out of room]

Jack:
[to Dina] So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam!

Dina:
Well, who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him. It think it's time for you find what Pam wants.

[Pat and Doc rescue Rio, whom Billy has left bound, gagged and strung up by wrists within sight of a desert waterhole]

Doc Holliday:
You know, I think he's in love with you.

Rio:
What are you talking about?

Doc Holliday:
The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.

Rio:
He's only crazy about one thing - himself.

Pat Garrett:
Hey, that gives me a thought. Maybe we'll get Mr. Billy after all.

Rio:
How?

Pat Garrett:
Like you said - if he's crazy enought to do you like this, maybe he's crazy enough to come back to turn you loose.

[Paul and Michelle go to a hotel room and make love]

Michelle Latour:
As if for one moment I could ever have doubted.

Paul Harrison:
Did you ever?

Michelle Latour:
Only until we had the bad times.

Paul Harrison:
What are we going to do?

Michelle Latour:
I don't know. I want nights and nights and nights like this.

Paul Harrison:
Michelle Latour... you are indescribably, earth shatteringly, nerve rackingly beautiful. What are you thinking?

Michelle Latour:
We smell much sweatier now than when we were young.

Paul Harrison:
We were a million times more passionate.

Michelle Latour:
And otherwise just the same.

[Paul assures Kim and Owen that Jane and Ian truly love each other]

Paul:
Their love is written in the stars, like Brad and Angelina, William and Kate, Romeo and Juliet.

Owen French:
Romeo and Juliet were 15-year-old kids who knew each other for three days, and then killed themselves after Juliet took a roofie from a priest.

[Paul is Valedictorian - Head Boy - at his British school graduation. After his speech, Paul's father has a talk with him about Michelle]

Sir Robert:
Would I be right in thinking that umm...

Paul Harrison:
Yes, you would.

Sir Robert:
I'd assumed you were over all that. Please realize that it was a childhood thing, finished 3 years ago... puppy love best forgotten. I mean, there are plenty of fish more, well, more suitable.

Paul Harrison:
I dare say.

Sir Robert:
So, you are going to spend your time looking for her?

Paul Harrison:
I'll find her.

Sir Robert:
[pointing to Paul's school books] If you do, if you start all this up again after all this, you'll be very foolish, Paul.

[Paul previously told Mary, "A trifle's not a trifle without jelly". Mary then prepared a trifle with no jelly, and she wants Paul's opinion about the taste]

Mary Berry, Judge:
Come on. Verdict!

Paul Hollywood, Judge:
Hang on!

Mary Berry, Judge:
Don't take that long!

Paul Hollywood, Judge:
All right! Hang on!... Love it.

Mary Berry, Judge:
Well, you took such a long time about it, I was wondering what was coming!

Paul Hollywood, Judge:
You're through to the next round, Mary.

[Paula pretends to be the girlfriend of one of her clients, as they sit in a coffee shop]

Paula:
Hey, I mean, come on. Look at you. You're smart, you're attractive, you love the original "Star Wars" trilogy because it's all about storytelling, and myth, before C.G.I. ruined everything. I mean, come on. What girl wouldn't want to be with you?

Techie Guy:
A shocking number, actually.

Paula:
Well, you know what? It's their loss. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...

Techie Guy:
[imitating Yoda's voice with Star Wars music playing in the background] ... Only what you take with you.

Paula:
But he goes in anyway, because he's not afraid of his own mind!

Techie Guy:
He's walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.

Paula:
That's you! You're Luke!

[Peanut can't remember where they're performing]

Jeff Dunham:
I wrote it down for you.

Peanut:
Oh, good. You wrote it down.

[Peanut looks at the scrap of paper]

Peanut:
Ah, yes. I love coming to

[looks at the paper again, and sounds it out phonetically]

Peanut:
Sah... na tah... ah... na.

[laughter]

Peanut:
What the hell is that?

[laughter]

[Penguin gets answers from Edwige about the history of the Wayne family]

Edwige:
This knife has a cursed history. Almost 200 years ago, it was used in a terrible crime. Back then... five families ruled Gotham high society.

Edwige:
[we see the flashback of the terrible crime] The Elliots, the Kanes, the Crownes, the Dumas... and the most powerful of them all - The Waynes. They called Celestine Wayne, the crown jewel of Gotham. A real beauty. She was promised to the eldest son of the Elliot family. But there was another who coveted her. Caleb Dumas. One night... it was during an Easter party at the Wayne Manor... Celestine and Caleb went missing. Wayne men found them together in an illicit embrace. Caleb insisted that they were in love... Celestine swore on her mother's grave, that Caleb had forced himself on her. Justice, if that's what it was, was swift. Celestine's brother Jonathan Wayne delivered the punishment. The Waynes... they were mad with rage. They seized the Dumas holdings and banished them socially, destroyed them. Caleb Dumas went into exile overseas, to a penitential religious sect founded by his family's patron saint.

Edwige:
Celestine died an old maid. The Waynes forbade the press from even mentioning the Dumas. They renamed streets and building. The remnants of the Dumas family were forced to change their name. The Waynes wiped the Dumas out of our city's history.

Oswald Cobblepot:
Those remnants of the Dumas family... to what did they change their name?

Edwige:
Aren't you quick? Galavan. They changed their name to Galavan. Just like that fella runnin' for mayor. And that's why I'm scared of this knife.

[Penguin steps outside with a small case]

Bruce Wayne:
[follows him] Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?

The Penguin:
Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it? Actually, I was thinking of adding this to her collection.

[reveals a gold penguin brooch]

Bruce Wayne:
[surprised] I'm sorry. Maybe the rumors of your reform are *not* exaggerated.

The Penguin:
Anything's possible when love is involved.

[people cheer at the dress Milos made for Maya]

Maya Gallo:
Wow, they must really love my dress.

Dennis Finch:
Yeah, it's totally see-through.

Maya Gallo:
Oh, my God! The lights!

Oskar Milos:
Now who has no clothes?

[People gather at Chez Ernie as they greet Mayor McKrinkle, his wife, and kids, who enter a restaurant called Chez Ernie]

Reporters:
[chattering]

Leslie:
Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, over here! Mr. Mayor! Do you think your recent triple heart bypass affect your campaign strategy?

Mayor McKrinkle:
Now, Leslie, I'm just here to eat.

Mayor and his family enter the restaurant

Ernie:
[French accent] Ah, monsieur le maire, Madame maire, welcome to Chez Ernie. What an honour it is to have you in my humble bistro. Suivez-moi. You brought the little ones. The little bicycle thieves. Bonjour! Our very best table. Have you lost little weight?

Mayor McKrinkle:
Oh, I--

Ernie:
I think so! I think you may be buff! Je suisse enchante pour votre beaute. You know what I mean?

The Mayor's Wife:
Oh, Monsieur Ernie... [chuckles]

Ernie:
Excusez-moi. Au revoir, les enfants! [enters the kitchen to cook the lobster loaf and sighs] The air's not so thin at the top. Just like the old man to die before I hit it big. [unaware of this, however, a cockroach, which is in Ernie's father's box of cubans, opens the lid, and scurries toward the food] Remember, everyone. Attention to detail is vital! Presentation is everything. [stops the waiter] No, no, no, no, no! These I must deliver myself. [puts a fire on Duck a l'orange, brings all of the food and places on the table] Duck a I'Orange avec du quack sauce... And for ze Mayor, la specialite de la maison, Lobster Loaf a la Ernest ou la bibliotheque. Bon Appetit.

Mayor McKrinkle:
Oh. [exhales]

Ernie:
Ah, bonjour!

Leslie:
Chef Ernie. How does it feel to be serving the mayor on the eve of his campaign reelection?

Ernie:
Well, Leslie... May I call you Leslie?

Leslie:
Ah, of course.

Mayor McKrinkle:
[eats the lobster loaf almond without noticing the cockroach in his food by mistakenly biting his head off] Crunchy! Hmm. I love the almonds.

Ernie:
Leslie, cuisine, she is a fickle mistress...

Becky:
[notices the cockroach's body, disgusted] EW! Look! [picks up a cockroach's body] A cockroach!

[All the reporters, shocked, go to the family table]

Betty:
That's only half a cockroach.

Becky:
Daddy, you ate the head! [realizing what he just ate, the mayor starts to feel sick, and freaks off, because he accidentally bit the cockroach's head off, because he hasn't seen the cockroach in his food]

The Mayor's Wife:
[clutches the mayor's shoulder, concerned] Honey, are you OK? [the mayor immediately vomits his food on the table and spits the cockroach's head out as well, causing him to clean the puke off. The cockroach's head crawls out of the mayor's vomit, because he inadvertentaly bit the cockroach's head off. Becky and Betty grab knives, and start trying to stab the cockroach's head, which crawls away to avoid getting caught, otherwise he'd get killed for poisoining the mayor. The mayor coughs while clutching his chest in agony, then collapses to the floor, screaming, and falling over unconscious, due to this shock causing him to have a heart attack, much to his wife's shock, just as she screams in terror] Not again!

Reporters:
Was this an accident or murder...? [Ernie just stands there, looking quite traumatized, as the reporters now crowd around him, demanding to know if he intended to murder the mayor or it was an accident]

[The paramedics put the mayor in the hospital truck ambulance, and try vainly to revive him, but fail. As they try again, the kids play outside, and much to Ernie's sorrow, the restaurant closes]

Paramedic:
Clear!

Becky:
I can do that better!

The Mayor's Wife:
[crying, blubbering]

[Percy talking to Charlie Plunt about his lousy love life with Anastasia]

Percy:
She ain't been puttin' out for me ever since I called her a fat dumb whore.

[Performing Romeo and Juliet]

Laura:
Doth thou love me? Oh, gentle Romeo, if thou doth love, pronounce it faithfully.

Steve Urkel:
[Climbs over the balcony and falls] Oh! Ouchith!

Laura:
[whispering] Steve, are you okay?

Steve Urkel:
[whispering] I bent my dagger.

[Perlaza wakes up after spending a whole night with hooker Dayana]

Perlaza:
Good morning, love.

[he realizes he's alone, and his money's gone]

Perlaza:
F***, my money!

[he reads a message in a huge mirror in front of him]

Message in the mirror:
Thanks, little soldier. I'll always carry you in my heart. Love, Dayana.

[Pete comes by at Jon's bar to say some serious news about Susan Shapiro]

TB:
[to Jon] Benedict Arnold -- 12:00.

Jon:
What are you doing here? None of us are cold. We don't need any warming up around here.

Radio:
[audience laughter]

Pete Fontaine:
I know.

Jon:
Then get out. I fired you.

Pete Fontaine:
Look, Susan told me there's nothing going on between the two of you, alright? Otherwise, I would have never made a move. In any case, we broke up. Being with her just...got to be too annoying.

Jon:
[scoffs] Tell me about it.

Pete Fontaine:
No. No, Susan's great, okay? S-She's smart and savvy, and she's just a sweetheart. It's just...every time we were together, your name kept coming up. Jon's such an asshole. Jon's so annoying. Sorry -- I have to cancel dinner plans because I have to go to set 'cause Jon's being a baby again.

Jon:
But your point is that my name kept coming up.

Pete Fontaine:
No, Jon. I came here to say [bleep] you on behalf of Susan, alright? Me? Me? I'm -- I'm gonna be fine. I'll meet somebody else. I-It's not me who's had her love life destroyed because she constantly has to babysit some selfish, smug, whiny, petulant, egomaniacal, manchild, douche bag asshole! You -- You don't need a warm-up guy for your life, Jon. You need God to come down from heaven and apologize to everyone for screwing up so bad when he made you!

Pete Fontaine:
You know what? You know what? Do us all a favor and let the Mirminskys kill you already.

[Qi-Qang approved that message while playing the track laugh effect on radio]

[Peter is telling his wife and children that he's leaving them]

Sarah Sellers:
Do you still love us?

Peter Sellers:
Of course I do sweetheart. Just... not as much as I love Sophia Loren.

[Peter is the only player in his team left to fight off the girl scouts in the regional qualifying match. Tired of the brats, he hurls the ball, knocking a scout to the ground]

Peter:
I'm so sorry, are you okay?

Girl Scout:
Why would you hit a girl? WHY?

Peter:
I'm so sorry, really.

[another girl scout whacks Peter out with a ball]

Referee:
Winner: Troop 417!

Girl Scout:
In your face! In your face!

Peter:
You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.

[Phil just explained to Hercules that Meg is a traitor]

Phil:
She's a fraud! She's been playing you for a sap!

Hercules:
"Come on, Phil. Stop kidding around."

Phil:
"I'm NOT kidding around!

Hercules:
I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to--"

Phil:
Kid, you're missing the point!

Hercules:
"Point is: I LOVE her."

Phil:
"She don't love YOU!"

Hercules:
"You're crazy!"

Phil:
"She's nothing but a two-timin'--"

Hercules:
STOP IT!

Phil:
--no good, LYIN, SCHEMING--

Hercules:
[hits Phil] SHUT UP!!!

[Phil crashes into a pile of weights and chains potentially on the ground; Then he looks at him, on the verge of tears, then he gets up; Hercules is shocked of what he has done]

Hercules:
Phil, I... I didn't mean... Oh, I'm- I'm sorry.

Phil:
Okay. Okay. That's it. Won't face the truth? Fine.

Hercules:
"Phil, wait. Where are you going?"

Phil:
"I'm hopping the first barge outta here. I'm going home.

Hercules:
"FINE! G-GO! I don't- I don't need you." [Starts lifting a heavy weight]

Phil:
[stops and looks back] I thought you were going to be the all-time champ. [Hercules stops lifting] Not the all-time chump. [He leaves, and Hercules looks back at Phil with guilt]

[Phillips slaps Longley on both cheeks]

Bill Longley:
I follow the teachings of the man who said, "Love they neighbor". He's also the man who ran the moneychangers out of the temple with his own hands - and this seems like a good example.

[Bill slugs Phillips]

[phone conversation]

LJ Burrows:
There's something I want to tell you.

Lincoln Burrows:
What's that?

LJ Burrows:
I had a dream last night. You and me were working on a house, pounding nails. And in the dream, it felt like we were older. It was so clear... the whole dream... And when I woke, I knew that today wasn't going to be the end. That... That we'll see each other again, dad. I know it. I love you, dad.

[phone rings]

Stacy:
Carlos, seriously, it's the president of the United States.

Host:
S-send him through.

George Bush:
Carlos, it's president George W. Bush. Ya got a minute?

Host:
Yea, Yeah, what's up?

George Bush:
Well, I just want to say that uh, Laura and I really love your show.

[Heh heh heh]

Host:
God... I'm honored, sir.

George Bush:
Well, I appreciate that, but I do have an official request for ya, CM.

Host:
What would that be?

George Bush:
Well, Carlos, I've always tried to be a uniter, not a divider. Unfortunately, I feel your racialistically charged material is pulling this country apart. So as a favor to me, and America, could you please stop tellin' those ethnical jokes? Ya know, I'd appreciate that.

Host:
Sir, I love this country more than anything in the world, and I respect what you've done so much... but, the one thing I truly love about this country is freedom of speech. So... You can go f*** yourself, you redneck cracker!