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[Shego takes the wheel of the "Doom-V"]

Motor Ed:
Dude, babes don't drive! Dudes drive! Seriously!

[Shego blasts him]

Motor Ed:
Man, I love that woman! She's got the green magic!

[Sheldon and Amy are Skyping]

Sheldon Cooper:
I've been thinking a lot about relationships and how difficult they can be, and I think...

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I've been thinking about them, too, Sheldon. Being your girlfriend is so challenging. Emotionally, physically. I've been incredibly patient for years.

Sheldon Cooper:
Strongly disagree. Go on.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Okay, well... this isn't easy to say, because I love you, but... I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I hope you understand.

Sheldon Cooper:
Okay.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Bye, Sheldon.

[Skype session ends and Sheldon looks at a statue of Gollum]

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings.

[Sheldon takes out an engagement ring from his desk drawer]

Sheldon Cooper:
What do I do with this one?

[Sheldon is looking for a place to stay]

Rajesh Koothrapali:
You can't stay with me - I have a teeny, tiny apartment.

Sheldon Cooper:
Excuse me, but isn't hosting guests an aspect of Manushya-Yajna, one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu house-holder?

Rajesh Koothrapali:
I hate trains!

Sheldon Cooper:
Don't be silly - you love trains.

[Sheldon knocks on Penny's door]

Penny:
Who do we love?

Sheldon Cooper:
Penny! [knocks again]

Penny:
Who do we love?

Sheldon Cooper:
Penny! [knocks again]

Penny:
Who do we love?

Sheldon Cooper:
Penny!

[Sheriff saws Hurshe trying to hang herself]

Sheriff:
[thinking] What a glorious creature. I never noticed how you move. Like the angel of a thousand gazelles...on ice...in a hand cream commercial...during a three hour documentary on love at first sight. I could watch you all day.

[Sherlock commences the Best Man's speech at John's wedding]

Sherlock Holmes:
Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends, and... um... others. [He stammers uncertainly]... Also...

Dr. John Watson:
Telegrams...

Sherlock Holmes:
Right. Um... First things first: Telegrams. Although they're not actually telegrams, we just call them telegrams, I don't know why. Wedding tradition... Because we don't have enough of that already, apparently... [reading] "To Mr. and Mrs. Watson: So sorry I'm unable to be with you on your special day. Good luck and best wishes. Mike Stamford."

Dr. John Watson:
Ah, Mike...

Sherlock Holmes:
"To John and Mary: All good wishes for your special day with love and many big..." [chokes the cloying words out] "... big squishy cuddles. From Stella and Ted." [next telegram] "Mary: Lots of love..."

Dr. John Watson:
Yeah?

Sherlock Holmes:
[with precise diction] "... poppet." [John and Mary giggle] "Oodles of love and heaps of good wishes, from Cam. Wish your family could have seen this."

[Mary's expression darkens momentarily]

Sherlock Holmes:
[shuffling rapidly through remaining telegrams] Um, "Special day," "Very special day," "Love," "Love," "Love," "Love," "Love," bit of a theme, you get the general gist. People basically fond.

[Sherry has just sat down at the beginning of an AA meeting]

Dean Walker:
My name is Dean, I'm an alcoholic and an addict [Entire group says, "Hi Dean."] Genesis Recovery is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that may solve their common problems and help others to recover from alcoholism and drug addiction. Is their anyone here tonight who feels the need to drink or use? [Sherry raises her hand as she bites her nails] Go ahead little sister. Don't be shy.

Sherry Swanson:
Ahm, I'm Sherry, I'm a addict. [Entire group says, Hi, Sherry] Ah, I've got 2 and 1/2 years clean... I got clean in prison. And I've been out for 4 days and... I feel like using so bad! From the ages of 16 to 22, heroin was the love of my life. I mean, I had a daughter and I never even took care of her. And I wanna take care of her... but I gotta... stay clean so I'm just here... to stay clean and... that's all I got.

[Shirley and friends want Mr. Howie to help retrieve personal articles stolen by Miss Flitt, including the science teacher's pen engraved "to Binky"]

Shirley Holmes:
Absolutely not!

Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk:
It's the only way, Mr. Howie.

Bartholomew 'Bart' James:
Unless you want to be her love slave.

Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk:
You do what to pay her back, don't you, Mr. How... Binky?

Arthur Howie:
What precisely would I have to do?

[Shirley discovers Mr. Howie's missing belongings on Miss Flitt's workbench]

Shirley Holmes:
She needed his personal belongings to cast a spell.

Shirley Holmes, Bartholomew 'Bart' James:
A love spell!

[Shirley Schmidt is sending Alan to New Orleans to help out on a case]

Denny Crane:
I just heard! New Orleans! My penis is already packed!

Alan Shore:
Denny, I would love for you to join, but this particular excursion is a rather serious one. Maybe you and I could go another time.

Denny Crane:
Are you nuts? That damned tornado wiped out half the place. There's no time like the present. Alan, we must seize the hookers - uh, the day.

Alan Shore:
You know, Denny, technically it wasn't so much a tornado as a hurricane. And you're holding a kazoo.

Denny Crane:
Not just any kazoo. A trombone kazoo. A go-to-New-Orleans-under-the-pretext-of-some-legal-case-to-play-with-a-Dixie-land-band kazoo.

Vanessa Walker:
I only have two plane tickets.

Denny Crane:
Oh, gee, I only have a Gulf Stream.

Alan Shore:
I think Denny wants to come, Vanessa.

Denny Crane:
Denny Crane: Down on the Bayou.

[Shortly after Selena has killed the newly infected Mark.]

Jim:
How did you know? I mean, how did you know he was infected?

Selena:
The blood.

Jim:
Yeah... but there was blood everywhere. It was on me, it was on you -

Selena:
Look, I didn't know he was infected, okay? He knew. I could see it in his face. Look, if someone gets infected you've got between ten and twenty seconds to kill them. It might be your brother or your sister or your oldest friend. It makes no difference. And just so you know where you stand - if it happens to you, I'll do it in a heartbeat... He was full of plans, Mark. Do you have plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world, or just fall in love? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.

[shouting out the door]

Vivian Buchanan:
Lyndon! P.J.! Stop it! I'm warning you! If you misbehave in church, Jesus won't love you anymore!

[to her sisters-in-law]

Vivian Buchanan:
Please don't tell anyone I said that.

[Shuichiro takes Kaori's hand and leans his cheek against it]

Shuichiro Harashima:
I'm glad I met you.

[Kaori smiles and kneels next to him]

Kaori Fujimura:
Same here. I'm glad I met and fell in love with you. No matter what happens, I'll never regret knowing you and loving you. Never. And until the day I myself die... I'll keep on loving you.

[Sid bumps into Barry and Wormwood in The Forest of Coincidence]

Sid:
I'm trying to put as much distance as I can between myself and an insane king and queen.

Barry:
Oh, believe me, we get that! We've just been kicked out by Princess Isabella.

Sid:
Princess Isabella? She's one of the people I'm looking for!

Chester Wormwood:
Really? How incredible!

Sid:
I'm desperate to find her and her true love, Galavant.

Chester Wormwood:
What are you talking about? Galavant told her he wished she would die... in a fart, if I remember correctly.

Sid:
Galavant never makes fart jokes! No, there must be a misunderstanding. I have to find him right away, but how?

[a serf mysteriously appears behind Wormwood]

Serf:
Excuse me, did you say Galavant? Oh, I hear he's staying at his father's place just a five day's walk away from here.

[Silence has been waiting for Pauline]

Pauline:
There wasn't time! I'm sorry. I tried... but that Loco had captured 'em. He'd taken them all as hostages to the saloon. He wants to shoot it out with you, just you and him. He said to tell you... if you don't, he'll kill every one of them!

[Silence prepares to leave]

Pauline:
But... you can't, Silence! You're hurt real bad. Besides - I'm certain it's a trap. You can't trust him. Don't get involved. You're just one man. Please don't go. Let's run for it. There must be some place we can go. They're gonna kill 'em either way, they're all gonna die! I don't want you dead. I love you.

[Silence walks out of the barn]

[Silver St. Cloud asks Bruce Wayne if he loves her while alone with him in the cell]

Silver St. Cloud:
Do you love me?

Bruce Wayne:
No.

Silver St. Cloud:
[Silver tears up] No?

Bruce Wayne:
Silver, I don't know why you're doing it, but I know you're playing me. I know that whole escape was a ghoulish charade.

Silver St. Cloud:
That's a horrible lie.

Bruce Wayne:
I'm only telling you this because, when I'm dead, you may feel bad, and I don't want you to think you tricked me. Silver, I don't love you. I pity you.

Bruce Wayne:
[Silver has tears roll down her eyes] Why do you do this? What's the point?

Silver St. Cloud:
Uncle Theo made me. He said if I can't make you love me again, if you don't kiss me goodbye, then I'm not good enough for the family. He's going to kick me out. Or kill me. Same thing really.

Bruce Wayne:
I see.

Silver St. Cloud:
God, I'm such a loser. An evil, pathetic loser.

Bruce Wayne:
You're not. You're young and scared and under the control of bad people. You can change. There's hope.

Silver St. Cloud:
You can't even imagine the things I've done. There's no hope. There's no going back to normal life. My family is all I have. Now I've lost them, too.

[Silver St. Cloud tells Bruce Wayne she loves him while alone with him in the cell]

Silver St. Cloud:
You're so calm. It's like you're not scared.

Bruce Wayne:
I guess I'm not. It's weird.

Silver St. Cloud:
You... are weird. But I love you.

Bruce Wayne:
Do you?

Silver St. Cloud:
I do.

[Simba is laid in the middle of the desert, the buzzards are flying around him in circles and all land. Then Timon and Pumbaa enter with a charge.]

Timon and Pumbaa:
HYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Timon:
[shooing the buzzards] Get out! Get out! Get out of here!

Pumbaa:
I love this! Bowling for buzzards!

Timon:
Hee hee hee! Gets 'em every time.

Pumbaa:
[spots Simba] Uh-oh. Hey, Timon, you better come look. I think he's still alive.

Timon:
Yeesh. All righty, what have we got here? [sniffs around Simba, and lifts his paw] Jeez, it's a lion! Run, Pumbaa, move it!

Pumbaa:
Hey, Timon, it's just a little lion. Look at him. He's so cute and all alone. Can we keep him?

Timon:
Pumbaa, are you nuts? You're talkin’ about a lion. Lions eat guys like us.

Pumbaa:
But he's so little.

Timon:
He's gonna get bigger.

Pumbaa:
Maybe he'll be on our side.

Timon:
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Maybe he'll... [gets an idea] Hey, I got it. What if he's on our side? You know, havin’ a lion around might not be such a bad idea.

Pumbaa:
So, we're keepin’ him?

Timon:
Of course. Who's the brains of this outfit?

Pumbaa:
[picks Simba up with his tusk] Uh..

Timon:
My point exactly. Jeez, I'm fried. [he and Pumbaa walk off, carrying Simba] Let's get outta here, and find some shade.

[Simon prepares to pick the lock on the door of a Russian government building, only to find it unlocked]

Simon:
I love this country.

[singing a Disney-like love song]

Galavant:
Love is... strange.

Isabella:
And sometimes kinda gross. It's embarrassingly gassy, and it leaves its dirty underwear in piles around the place. Love is rude, it has a sort of smell, and it thinks that you don't notice. And it blurts out things that make you want to smack its stupid face. And it's awkward and confusing, it annoys you half to death. Then it grins a dopey grin and you can't catch your breath.

Galavant:
Love is strange and sometimes sort of smug, and it's really, really bossy. And it messes with your head 'til you're a hopeless basket case.

Isabella:
And it's stubborn.

Galavant:
It's insulting.

Isabella:
It's obnoxious.

Galavant:
It's the worst.

Galavant, Isabella:
You keep pushing it away and you fall in head first. Love is strange!

Isabella:
And often pretty drunk

Galavant:
It looks different without makeup.

Galavant, Isabella:
And it's nothing like the fairytales you grow up dreaming of.

Galavant:
Love is weird.

Isabella:
Love is dumb.

Galavant, Isabella:
Love is strange, and that's what makes it love.

[singing along with Ann Murray]

Eric:
Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya honey. Who am I kidding after I can't pay for Donna's engagement ring nobody's gonna be in love with me honey. Why must you mock me Ann Murray?

[singing the Twelve Days of Christmas]

[a horribly failed attempt at the Twelve Days of Christmas]

Council of Doom:
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Black Widow:
Leonard Nimoy Sings!

Tansut:
Four quesadillas!

Lokar:
Three reruns of "What's Happening!"

Metallus:
Two plus eight is ten.

Brak:
Hi, my name is Braaaak!

Space Ghost:
Enough! That was pitiful!

[singing]

Ensemble:
Goodbye.

Galavant:
Stop singing!

Ensemble:
Now it's time to say goodbye.

Galavant:
No! I have to go back!

Death:
Wish that you could stay. You can't, though, and we both know why.

Galavant:
No! I have to tell her!

Death:
Now your big finish is nigh.

Galavant:
No, she has to know that I love her!

Death:
Time to look Death in the eye and sa-a-a-a-a-y...

[Galavant knees Death in the groin]

Galavant:
Goodbye.

[Galavant leaves]

Death:
[writhing in pain] Why do I still have these?

[singing]

Galavant:
I ride to save my one true love.

Sid:
Though she ripped your heart in two.

Galavant:
Not true.

Sid:
Pretty true.

Isabella:
Very true.

Galavant:
To destroy the king she was forced to wed.

Isabella:
More like *chose* to wed.

Galavant:
Not true.

Isabella:
Kinda true.

Sid:
Gotta say, sorta true.