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[Theo has received a "D" and is explaining why he should not be punished]

Theo:
You're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, and you're both successful in everything and that's great! But maybe I was born to be a regular person and have a regular life. If you weren't a doctor, I wouldn't love you less, because you're my dad. So rather than feeling disappointed because I'm not like you, maybe you should accept who I am and love me anyway, because I'm your son.

Cliff:
Theo... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wonder you get D's in everything! You're afraid to try because you're afraid your brain is going to explode and it's going to ooze out of your ears. Now I'm telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can. And you're going to do it because I said so. I am your father. I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!

[There is a line of fairytale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs]

Guard:
All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

Captain:
Next!

Guard:
[taking the witch's broom] Give me that! Your flying days are over. [breaks the broom in half]

Captain:
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

Guard:
Get up! Come on!

Captain:
Twenty pieces.

Little Bear:
[crying] This cage is too small.

Donkey:
Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

Donkey's owner:
Oh, shut up. [jerks his rope]

Donkey:
Oh!

Captain:
Next! What have you got?

Geppetto:
This little wooden puppet.

Pinocchio:
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. [his nose grows]

Captain:
Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Pinocchio:
Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!

[Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table]

Captain:
Next! What have you got?

Donkey's owner:
Well, I've got a talking donkey.

Captain:
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

Donkey's owner:
Oh, go ahead, little fella.

[Donkey just looks up at her]

Captain:
Well?

Donkey's owner:
Oh, oh, he's just... he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

Captain:
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

Donkey's owner:
No, no, he talks! He does. [pretends to be Donkey] I can talk. I love to talk! I'm the talkin'est damn thing you ever saw.

Captain:
Get her outta my sight.

Owner:
No, no! I swear! He can talk!

[Theresa is talking to her boyfriend Mark about his best friend David]

Theresa:
He's a good friend of yours, Mark. The best. There's a moment before the accident that we were on the beach, talking and feeling close. We went skinny-dipping. I wanted to make love and I think he did too. But he wouldn't, because of you.

[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Brian and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]

Brian:
Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!

Scooby:
[whimpers] Second thoughts?

Shaggy:
Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]

Shaggy:
Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]

Brian:
According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.

[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]

Brian:
Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?

[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him]

Dastardly:
[laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten] You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!

Dee Dee Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]

Dynomutt:
[activating his missiles] Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—

Brian:
RUN!!!!

Dynomutt:
[sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly] Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.

[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]

Dastardly:
Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!

Shaggy:
This way!

[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]

Shaggy:
Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.

[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]

Shaggy:
Woah, dude! What do you want with us?

Dastardly:
[chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

Scooby:
RAGGY!!!!

Dastardly:
[charging to try to grab Scooby] Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!

[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding]

Brian:
Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.

[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]

Dastardly:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.

Scooby:
Is he chipped?

Dastardly:
Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.

Scooby:
But, I don't have your key. No pockets.

Dastardly:
No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.

Scooby:
No thanks, Dastardly.

Dastardly:
Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.

Scooby:
R'OK, Rick.

Dastardly:
No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.

Scooby:
Rick with a D.

Dastardly:
[grumbles] Da-Da-Da-Dick.

Scooby:
Ra-ra-ra-Rick.

Dastardly:
Dick, Dick, DICK! [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.

[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]

Shaggy:
Brian, do something!

Brian:
Like what?!

Shaggy:
Like drop some F-bombs!

Brian:
Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!

Shaggy:
No! Falcon bombs!

Brian:
You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.

Shaggy:
There right there!

Brian:
Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?

Shaggy:
Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!

[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming]

Dastardly:
[searching for Scooby-Doo] Here boy! Where are you?

[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams]

Dastardly:
You're mine, Scooby-Doo!

[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]

Dynomutt:
Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.

[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]

Dastardly:
Follow that dog!

[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]

Dynomutt:
Brian!

Scooby:
[gasps] Raggy!

[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]

Shaggy:
I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]

Dastardly:
Give me that dog!

Scooby:
Raggy!

Shaggy:
Scooby!

Brian:
Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"

Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt:
#FoxyFalcon!

[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]

Dastardly:
DRAT!!!!!!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]

[they awake in bed after having made love in front of the fire]

Barry Thomas:
You know, I'm usually not this type of guy.

Lisa Fredericks:
I'm supposed to say that. What time is it?

Barry Thomas:
Oh my God. It's 12:00.

Lisa Fredericks:
No! We've got to do something!

Barry Thomas:
There's no time. Quick, tell me what your favorite color is.

Lisa Fredericks:
What?

Lisa Fredericks:
Just, what's your favorite color?

Lisa Fredericks:
Green.

Barry Thomas:
[with increasing urgency] Ah, your favorite food!

Lisa Fredericks:
Smoked oysters.

Barry Thomas:
Your favorite number.

Lisa Fredericks:
[laughs] 37-point-1.

Barry Thomas:
Your favorite music!

Lisa Fredericks:
Oh, that's hard to answer...

Barry Thomas:
No, come on, just tell me!

Lisa Fredericks:
I'm embarrassed...

Barry Thomas:
What is it?

Lisa Fredericks:
The Carpenters.

Barry Thomas:
The Carpenters. You gotta be kidding. Lisa, I love you.

[They raise their champagne glasses in a toast, as the New Year approaches]

Christian Turner:
Here, a toast. To the four people in the world that I most love to hate. And [nodding to Elizabeth] to the one that I hate to love.

Elizabeth:
[She grins] To relationships that last as long as we live. [She smiles saucily at Christian] As short as that may be.

Piper:
To the twelve seconds.

Benjamin:
[mocking her drunkenness] "Twelve theconds." I'd like to make a toast to bread. Because without bread, there would be no toast.

Katie:
[to Elizabeth, spitefully] Uh, a toast for the cure to cancer! And, uh, ending world hunger, and everything else I'll never be involved in!

Piper:
[drunk but happy] To special people! And special times.

Adam:
Special Olympics!

[Thinking he's a lesbian, Angel's coworkers push him to confess his feelings for Lee, both of whom are masquerading as women]

Angel Ortiz:
The truth is I'm in love with you.

Lee Standish:
Um, well how long have you felt this way, Angel?

Angel Ortiz:
Ever since we met. I can't tell you how many nights I've drawn your face on a pillow and put it between my legs!

Lee Standish:
Well, I'm flattered. I treasure you as a friend, Angel, but I am straight.

Angel Ortiz:
So you like men?

Lee Standish:
Yes.

Angel Ortiz:
You like having sex with men?

Lee Standish:
Yes... I like having sex with men.

Angel Ortiz:
I'm sorry, could you say that again while I record it as my ring tone?

[Thinking they are about to die (B.O.B., as usual, is blissfully unaware)]

Missing Link:
It's been an honor knowing you, Doc.

Dr. Cockroach:
The feeling's mutual, my friend.

B.O.B.:
I'll see you guys tomorrow! For lunch!

Missing Link:
That's right, B.O.B.

Dr. Cockroach:
And they'll be ice-cream, and cake, and balloons.

B.O.B.:
Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!

[Thinking they are about to die (B.O.B., as usual, is blissfully unaware)]

Missing Link:
It's been an honor knowing you, Doc.

Dr. Cockroach:
The feeling's mutual, my friend.

B.O.B.:
I'll see you guys tomorrow! For lunch!

Missing Link:
That's right, B.O.B.

Dr. Cockroach:
And they'll be ice-cream, and cake, and balloons.

B.O.B.:
Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!

[this is seen during the "Videos" menu of the scene called "Livin' On A Prayer #1", 27 year old Douglas Davidson from Texas auditions poorly for the song "Livin' On A Prayer"]

Douglas Davidson:
[singing horribly and laughing nervously] She says we got hold on till what we got, it makes no difference if we make it or not, we got each other and that's so lot for love, we'll give it a shot...

Simon Cowell:
[unimpressed] What the bloody-hell was that?

[the next scene shows David Cook auditioning the song "Livin' On A Prayer"]

David Cook:
[singing flawlessly] Gina dreams of running away, she cries in the night "Tommy whispers", baby it's okay, someday...

Paula Abdul:
[impressed] Thank you very much, Dave.

[the video "Livin' On A Prayer #1" ends]

[this occurs randomly if you successfully finished a song performance with a qualifying score in American Idol mode]

Randy Jackson:
Yeah baby, yeah! You already know, I loved it, loved it, loved it, it was da bomb. Another good performance, man. And that what we come to expect from you. Bringin' it. I love it, I love it!

Paula Abdul:
You are the real deal. You have such a strong sense of yourself and we love it.

Simon Cowell:
[nearly heard speaking] That's so right.

Paula Abdul:
You absolutely deserve every single vote you're going to get. "Awesome". Simon Cowell?

Simon Cowell:
What I like about you, is that you are real. That's the difference. You have a natural talent. You just went up there and did your own thing. "Fantastic".

[Thomas Mitchell has just accepted the 1939 Supporting Actor Oscar from presenter Fay Bainter. She then presents the Supporting Actress Oscar]

Herself - Presenter of 1939 Oscars for Supporting Roles:
I'm really especially happy that I am chosen to present this particular plaque. To me it seems more than just a plaque of gold. It opens the doors of this room, moves back the walls, and enables us to embrace the whole of America - an America that we love, an America that almost alone in the world today, recognizes and pays tribute to those who give her their best, regardless of creed, race, or color. It is with the knowledge that this entire nation will stand and salute presentation of this plaque, that I present the Academy Award for the best performance of an actress in supporting role during 1939 to Hattie McDaniel.

[Hattie McDaniel walks from her table to the podium to loud applause]

Herself - 1939 Oscar Winner for Best Supporting Actress:
Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science, fellow members of the motion picture industry, and honored guests: This is one of the happiest moments of my life, and I want to thank each one of you who had a part in selecting me for one of the awards. For your kindness, it has made me feel very, very, humble. And I shall always hold it as a beacon for anything that I may be able to do in the future. I sincerely hope I shall always be a credit to my race and to the motion picture industry. My heart is too full to tell just how I feel. And may I say, "Thank you [begins to cry and step down from the podium] and God bless you."

[Thor pounds his hammer on Hitler and his robot bird]

Triceracop:
Oh my, not much left of him, is there?

Kung Fury:
The important thing is that he's gone. Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You're the best damn partner I've ever had.

Triceracop:
I came back in time for you, Kung Fury, because, dammit, I love you.

[Kung Fury and Triceracop hug each other]

Tyrannosaurus:
Teamwork is very important.

Thor:
So, what happens now, Kung Fury?

Kung Fury:
Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork.

[Everyone laughs]

[Thrain and Gandalf come face to face with Sauron]

Thrain:
Tell Thorin that I love him! Will you do that? Will you tell my grandson that I loved him?

Gandalf:
You will tell him yourself!

Thrain:
It is too late...

[Sauron consumes Thrain]

Gandalf:
NO!

[three bathing beauties are admiring Larry's physique as he prepares to leap off the high-diving board]

First Bathing Beauty:
I love older men.

Second Bathing Beauty:
Him Tarzan.

Third Bathing Beauty:
Me Jane.

[Larry flops inelegantly into the swimming pool]

First Bathing Beauty:
Very funny.

Second Bathing Beauty:
Ha-ha.

Third Bathing Beauty:
Me still Jane.

[Tidus begins disappearing, Yuna shakes her head 'no']

Yuna:
No.

Tidus:
Yuna, I have to go.

[Yuna shakes her head 'no']

Tidus:
I'm sorry I couldn't show you Zanarkand. [walks away] Goodbye.

Rikku:
We're gonna see you again.

[Yuna runs after Tidus, but goes right through him and falls to ground]

Yuna:
[stands up] I love you.

[Tidus turns and hugs Yuna, walks through her and runs and jumps into air and disappears, joining Jecht]

[Tim guesses he may move back in with Sarah]

Daisy Steiner:
What do you mean you have a funny feeling?

Tim:
I can read her like a book

Daisy Steiner:
Never judge a book by it's cover

Tim:
He who dares wins

Daisy Steiner:
Look before you leap

Tim:
Do YOU believe in life after love?

Daisy Steiner:
That's a song

Tim:
Shit.

[Tim is sitting in the pub, writing a poem while waiting for Sarah]

Tim Bisley:
I've held you in my arms a thousand times / Closed my eyes and known we would always be together / I smiled at you through all your many lies / And knowing and thinking that eternity would be never / As distance dulls the memory and bitter history grows hazy / I realise my one true love is in fact a girl called... "

[title credits]

Chorus:
# Oh, Lulu! / Little Lulu, Little Lulu, with freckles on your chin, / Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in. / Using Daddy's necktie for the tail on your kite, / Using Mommy's lipstick for the letters you write. / Though the clock says 7:30, it's really after 10; / Looks like Lulu's been repairing it again. / Though you're wild as any Zulu, / And you're just as hard to tame, / Little Lulu, I love you-lu just the same, the same, / Little Lulu, I love you-lu just the same. #

[title credits]

Chorus:
# Oh, Lulu! / Little Lulu, Little Lulu, with freckles on your chin, / Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in. / Using Daddy's necktie for the tail on your kite, / Using Mommy's lipstick for the letters you write. / Though the clock says 7:30, it's really after 10; / Looks like Lulu's been repairing it again. / Though you're wild as any Zulu, / And you're just as hard to tame, / Little Lulu, I love you-lu just the same, the same. / Little Lulu, I love you-lu just the same. #

[title sequence]

Announcer:
"Love of Life": the exciting story of Vanessa Dale and her courageous struggle for human dignity.

[To a couple who pitched a train-spotting themed wedding]

Antoni Clarke:
I understand that you came here today hoping to win a house; it isn't going to happen. Goodbye.

Trainspotter Groom-to-be:
[Slightly indignant] There's three changes between here and Bridport...

Antoni Clarke:
Well, I'm sure you f***ing loved that. You love a train!

[to a distressed Debra]

Gareth:
See, I'm married, so I don't know very much about love and romance.

[to Augustus on Julia]

Tiberius:
People call you a god, but they a wrong. You destroy everything you love!