Neil:
Guys, guys, guys, I think I've solved our money problem. I'm writing to my bank manager. See what you think..."Dear Bank Manager."
Mike:
Yeah?
Neil:
Well, that's it. I'm quite pleased with it so far, though.
Mike:
Oh, well, it's a strong opening, certainly.
Vyvyan:
I don't like the "dear." Sounds a bit too much like, "Will you go to bed with me?"
Mike:
Well spoken, Vyvyan. What do you think instead?
Vyvyan:
Uh, what about..."darling?
[everyone concurs]
Neil:
[writing] "Darling Bank Manager..."
Rick:
No, no, no, no, no, not "Bank Manager," it's far too crawly bum-lick. Tell it like it is, put "Fascist Bullyboy!"
Neil:
"Darling Fascist Bullyboy..."
Mike:
That's nice, yes, so far so good. So what do you want to say?
Neil:
Well, basically, I want to ask him if I can have, like, an extension on my overdraft, but I know there must be a better way of putting it than that.
Mike:
Well, what about, "Give me some more money"?
Vyvyan:
..."You bastard!"
Neil:
Don't you think that's a bit strong?
Mike:
Ah, Neil, people like that respect strength.
Neil:
Yeah, you're right. Uh, "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard..." Uh..."Love, Neil."
Vyvyan:
Not "Love, Neil"! That sounds far too much like, "Come and get it like a bitch-funky sex machine!"
Neil:
Yeah, you're right... Uh, what about, "Yours sincerely"?
Rick:
Oh, come off it, Neil. If you're going to be that sycophantic, why don't you go 'round there now and stick your tongue straight down the back of his trousers?
Neil:
Oh, look, I know, I know, why not "Boom Shanka"? It means, "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman."
Mike:
He'll never understand "Boom Shanka," you'll have to write the whole thing out.
Neil:
Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."
Rick:
Well, if that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
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