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Stephanie:
[scolding Ryan while they climb up the cliff after falling into the gorge] I said, "Let's use a vine, that tree's about to crack!" But did you listen? No!

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Owen:
[after swallowing a coconut in whole] It's okay! I got it down.

Noah:
Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one. [pokes Owen in the stomach with a stick]

Owen:
Ow. You got me right in the coconut.

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MacArthur:
[as the local rejects their second costume] It's called being creative!

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Jacques:
Tell me again what happened?

Josee:
I told you, a monkey jumped down from a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.

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[Goths' interview]

Crimson:
[in her all-pitched-black Carnival costume] Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.

Ennui:
Yeah.

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Miles:
I had to take control of the team if we had any chance of finishing the challenge today. Laurie could hardly see because those mean ants turned her face into raw meat.

Laurie:
Mmm…

Miles:
Uh, I'm sorry, what was that a yummy sound?

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[The Vegans are the first to reach the Chill Zone]

Laurie:
Yes! Yes! From last place to first in one day!

Miles:
We deserve it.

Don:
No, you deserve a 30-minute penalty, which you're getting.

Miles:
Why?! We won fair and square!

Don:
Each one of you were supposed to make a component of the costume, but Miles made both of yours. [Laurie groans in dismay and Miles mopes in disappointment and they step aside as the Ice Dancers leap onto the carpet] Ice Dancers, you're in 1st place!

Josee:
[blows a kiss] Yes! In your face, Veg- [screams terrifyingly at Laurie's face and so does Jacques]

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[Due to Laurie's injuries from the bullet ants, Miles made both elements of the costume which broke the instructions of the challenge; The Vegans then got eliminated while suffering a 30-minute penalty and by the time it has ended, every other team had surpassed them]

Don:
Rockers in 14th! Second-last place! Well, tofu break, ladies. You've been cut from the race. Maybe you can get a job at a tempeh agency. Soy long.

Miles:
[disappointed] All our plans for the money.

[The Vegans walk sadly away as they're departed]

Don:
Now that the last truly unselfish players have been eliminated, things are gonna get ugly. Next time on The Ridonculous Race.

Miles:
That millions dollars would've helped so many causes.

Laurie:
I know. And I ate meat. [weeps]

Miles:
Your heart was in the right place. Not the one you ate. I mean, your heart. The one inside you. Like as they're both inside you. But, I mean the-

Laurie:
Please. Stop talking.

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Crimson:
Why do I have this strange feeling?

Ennui:
I fear it might be… happiness.

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Stephanie:
Ryan has voiced some concerns about how "competitive" I've been getting, but we reached an understanding.

Ryan:
[clears throat] I need to try harder so that Stephanie doesn't feel the need to be constant and lone motivator.

Stephanie:
[blows a kiss, hugging him] We are so going to win this.

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Crimson:
Okay, Dracula was the first goth ever. He was our king. To be here is… I just… I can't. I'm so…

Ennui:
Hey, that was close. You almost got color in your face.

[A wolf howls out of nowhere off-screen]

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Carrie:
So, you do a fashion blog? That is so cool! Which one of you guys started it?

Tom and Jen:
[in unison] I did.

Tom:
No, I did.

Jen:
I did.

Tom and Jen:
[in unison] I did. I did!

[Fashion Bloggers' interview]

Jen:
Okay. You typed it up, but it was my idea, so I was the creator and you were more like… a secretary.

Tom:
I'm sorry. What?!

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Ennui:
[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?

Crimson:
I see the similarities.

Ennui:
Stop. You'll make me blush.

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Tom:
I hope there's enough room for your giant head and all your great ideas in there.

Jen:
[annoyingly gets in the coffin] It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change.

Tom:
The only change is that this time, you're in a coffin. [pushes down the coffin]

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[The Ice Dancers reach the Gymnastic Training Center and get a tip from the Don box]

Jacques:
It's a Botch or Watch. Ah! Gymnastics!

Don:
Gymnastics. Nastics that take place in a gym. Whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil, must perform two gymnastic feats.

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[Don receives the Goths a 10-minute penalty due to Crimson forcing Ennui to switch places duing the coffin challenge]

Don:
You're in 6th place. Or would be in 6th place if you hadn't broken the rules with the coffin. 10-minute penalty!

Crimson:
Totally worth it.

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[After finally completed the Botch or Watch, the Fashion Bloggers got eliminated because they were after 13 remaining teams]

Don:
I'm sorry, you're out.

Jen:
[sadly] Aww…

Don:
But these are very in. [camera zooms out, revealing him wearing a fez hat]

Tom:
I wouldn't call this a failure in anyway. We so kicked butt.

Jen:
We nearly died so many times on that skywalk, on that geyser field, oh, and on that vine, but we totally did it.

Tom:
Yay us!

Jen:
Doing this race is a huge test to see of how strong your friendship is, and I think we did great.

Tom:
Greater than great.

Jen:
There sure are a lot of…bats, all of a sudden.

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Josee:
[reading the tip] "Take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to… Hawaii!"

Don:
Hawaii! Home of beautiful sunshine, ukeleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they'll need to find this Don box. [notices it in Hawaiian-themed; unamused] Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Was that you, wardrobe?

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Chet:
Ugh! This donkey reeks.

Lorenzo:
He said the same thing about you.

Chet:
Pfft, a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.

Lorenzo:
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.

Chet:
Lorenzo is a poo-head!

Lorenzo:
Oh yeah? Chet's a tool!

Junior:
How old are those two?

Dwayne:
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, sporto?

Junior:
Uh, yeah, mm, sure, dad.

Taylor:
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.

Dwayne:
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?

Taylor:
Not really.

Kelly:
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.

Taylor:
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.

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Emma:
While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.

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Ennui:
Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]

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Stephanie:
OPEN YOUR EYES! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones, it wants us to lose! [interview] I'm not too competitive.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Yes, you are.

Stephanie:
Are you okay, sugar-plum? I just wanna win, and this is a competition. So, yeah, [gets up] when things get tense, we can't hold back! [walks closer to the camera, inch-by-inch] We gotta dig deep, work hard, give it everything!

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Kitty:
[getting a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. "Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings?"

Don:
In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.

Owen:
[reading] "Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner."

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Josee:
[screeching to a stop, realizing something] Something doesn't feel right. [gasps] Oh, no! Bun-bun! Where's Bun-bun?!

Jacques:
It's okay. We don't need a rabbit's foot. Like you said about my underpants, it's just a silly superstition.

Josee:
Okay, take off your lucky ditch, then. [Jacques runs off] That's what I thought!

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