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Richard:
I don't know if I've mentioned this but the parcel shelf in this, is made out of pineapples. Don't know if that'll help.

Top Gear, Series 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jeremy:
[voiceover] So we weren't looking forward to our holiday and if I'm honest we weren't enjoying the journey that much either.

James:
We've done fifty-two miles.

Richard:
That's it?

James:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
We've been on the road for three and a quarter hours and you've done fifty-two miles? You had my hand up.

James:
No, you put your hand next to the gear stick, I've got to change gear.

Jeremy:
There's no way...

Richard:
[interrupting] STOP FIGHTING IN THE FRONT! We've got a long way to go!

Jeremy:
[voiceover] It was getting claustrophobic in the Kia, but because we were caravanning, we could do what caravanners do: pull over at the side of the road and have a spot of lunch. [cut to the trio eating lunch at the side of the motorway]

Jeremy:
[sarcastically] Tell you what, this is peaceful!

Richard:
[to Jeremy] Pork pie?

Jeremy:
What?

Richard:
PORK PIE!

Top Gear, Series 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[The trio are departing a petrol station, having pulled in to clean up after Top Gear Dog]

Jeremy:
The dog's not gonna be sick again, is it? The smell's not good.

Richard:
No, I don't... I just don't want to...

[There is a loud crashing sound, and the car suddenly jerks to a halt]

Jeremy:
What the hell?!

Richard:
That's bad.

[James gets out, followed by Jeremy and Richard, and they see that the caravan has crashed into a metal bollard]

Jeremy:
You...!

Richard:
It's pretty poor, mate. It's pretty poor.

Jeremy:
Caravanning, James. Something you were looking forward to.

Richard:
Well, let's watch it come off. [James gets in the car, and starts reversing, causing even more damage to the caravan] Back. SLOWLY! SLOWLY! Back!

Jeremy:
[voiceover] Our caravanning trip wasn't going well. In fact, it was even starting to strain the bonds of our friendship. ["James May mobile number 07848 687959" appears on the screen at the back of the caravan]

Top Gear, Series 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jeremy:
[to the camera while James looks through the tool cabinet] All he's done, all morning.. he files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it's supposed to be. James!

James:
What?

Jeremy:
Stop filing!

James:
[losing patience] I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out. Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?

Jeremy:
No! No!

James:
Do you know what it looks like?

Jeremy:
Yes!

James:
No, you don't!

Top Gear, Series 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Ennui:
[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?

Crimson:
I see the similarities.

Ennui:
Stop. You'll make me blush.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tom:
I hope there's enough room for your giant head and all your great ideas in there.

Jen:
[annoyingly gets in the coffin] It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change.

Tom:
The only change is that this time, you're in a coffin. [pushes down the coffin]

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[The Ice Dancers reach the Gymnastic Training Center and get a tip from the Don box]

Jacques:
It's a Botch or Watch. Ah! Gymnastics!

Don:
Gymnastics. Nastics that take place in a gym. Whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil, must perform two gymnastic feats.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Don receives the Goths a 10-minute penalty due to Crimson forcing Ennui to switch places duing the coffin challenge]

Don:
You're in 6th place. Or would be in 6th place if you hadn't broken the rules with the coffin. 10-minute penalty!

Crimson:
Totally worth it.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[After finally completed the Botch or Watch, the Fashion Bloggers got eliminated because they were after 13 remaining teams]

Don:
I'm sorry, you're out.

Jen:
[sadly] Aww…

Don:
But these are very in. [camera zooms out, revealing him wearing a fez hat]

Tom:
I wouldn't call this a failure in anyway. We so kicked butt.

Jen:
We nearly died so many times on that skywalk, on that geyser field, oh, and on that vine, but we totally did it.

Tom:
Yay us!

Jen:
Doing this race is a huge test to see of how strong your friendship is, and I think we did great.

Tom:
Greater than great.

Jen:
There sure are a lot of…bats, all of a sudden.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Josee:
[reading the tip] "Take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to… Hawaii!"

Don:
Hawaii! Home of beautiful sunshine, ukeleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they'll need to find this Don box. [notices it in Hawaiian-themed; unamused] Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Was that you, wardrobe?

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Alex:
[to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Really? Wow, that's incredible.

Clover:
[to Alex] Well? What did he say, Alex?

Alex:
[to Clover] I have no idea, Clover.

[Clover faints while Alex pets Oinky]

Totally Spies!, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jerry:
Good luck, ladies. [as Oinky sits on his desk next to him] I'll take care of Oinky until you return. [He pets Oinky, who oinks]

Totally Spies!, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Alex:
[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!

Totally Spies!, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jerry:
[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth yet.

Alex:
[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!

Jerry:
[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.

Alex:
[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?

Totally Spies!, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Alex:
[gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.

Jerry:
Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

Totally Spies!, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Alex:
[to the kitten after the kitten has bitten the Silent Siren Tracking Device in half] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]

Totally Spies!, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Alex:
[to the kitten as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]

Totally Spies!, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]

Clover:
Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to find one of the flyers eventually.

Sam:
I think Jerry is taking this way harder than Alex is. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe out Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.

Clover:
Be strong, Alex.

[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]

Brad:
Hero! How are you doing, boy?

[Alex gives Hero back to him]

Alex:
[to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero?

Brad:
Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-

Alex:
How about right now?

[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]

Clover:
Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!

Sam:
Way ahead of you.

[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]

Totally Spies!, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Geraldine:
I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!

Arnold:
Not today, Geraldine!

Totally Spies!, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Max:
That’s cheating!

Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Duncan:
This isn't real toxic waste is it?

LIONGATOR:
[comes out of the pool] Oh, it's very real.

Max:
and... BEGIN!

[Owen walks across a balance beam]

Owen:
Come on, guys it's easy. Eyes forward, don't look down, I do this one every labour day.

Max:
You’ve beaten my Test of Toxic Troubles!

Owen:
So I won? Oh, please say yes, I don’t want my friend to get hurt.

Max:
You won nothing, the winner isn’t the one who crosses the line first, is the one who survives! These trials who’ll continue until only one of you remain standing. If you want to win, just kick the plank off, do it, cousin.

[darts to the three kids]

Owen:
I won’t do it,I won’t hurt my friends! International cousins day or not.

Max:
Fine, I’ll do it! [kicks the plank off for the three kids, then the plank falls into the pool.] There, it’s over with- [Owen pulls up the kids] Owen, never sees to disappoint.

Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[It continues with 3 kids at the bottom of the slide screaming]

Owen:
[got his shirt in the wood chipper] Man, that was close...

Duncan:
Thanks, Owen.

Harold:
Yeah! and how do you know there was a wood chipper at the bottom of the slide?

Owen:
It's a Classic Max trap, every Christmas he doesn’t

Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Max:
I’m sending you all good luck.

Duncan:
Good luck with what?

Max:
My surviving the hungry squirrels, of course!

[Squirrels start to mutter]

Duncan:
Quick, down the slide! [Beth screams to follow Duncan]

Owen:
The slide? [gasps] No wait! It's a trap! [goes down the slide passing through the three kids] Pardon me. Excuse me. Max trap... [stops by the trap with three kids except for Beth] MAX TRAP! [screams]

[kids screaming]

Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

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Max:
Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Beth:
Aaaaaaaaah!

Harold:
Pull him up for now.

Beth:
Uh…

Owen:
Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody:
[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen:
[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan:
Woah, nice one, Owen.

Total DramaRama, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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