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Julian:
What are you guys doing?

Trevor:
We're helping Sam.

Cory:
Yeah man. We're gonna get a chance to screw Lahey over.

Bubbles:
You guys aren't doin' well in the thinking department, are ya? Sam's a caveman, and he's a dick.

Ricky:
And that makes you guys dicks, 'cause you're promoting him.

Trevor:
He's gonna give us homemade hot dogs when we're finished putting the signs up.

Ricky:
Well, I'm gonna give you some homemade fuck-offs right now. Get rid of these stupid signs, you dummies.

[Ricky gives Trevor two middle fingers and throws the sign]

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[Bubbles finds Ricky and Julian's dope plants in his burnt-to-the-ground shed]

Bubbles:
Oh, I think that's yours, Ricky. Stupid f... (trying to hold back tears), stupid fucking dope plants!

Ricky:
They're not dope plants, they're just...some vegetables we were growing.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah. Yeah, I fuckin' believe that, Ricky.

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[Bubbles finds his bubble maker melted]

Bubbles:
Oh, for fuck's sakes! Look at that! That's my fucking bubble maker! That was the only thing I had, that my parents gave me before they fucking deserted me in this shed, which I don't have anymore! Now it's just a big melted, fuckin' blob of shit!

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Bubbles:
You guys wanna see some shit? Come watch this.

[Bubbles fires his sling shot at Sam]

Sam Losco:
What the fuck?

Bubbles:
All right, arsehole, clean up this fuckin' garbage!

Sam Losco:
Now listen, get your fuckin' cats off my property, or I'm gonna call Animal Control and have 'em all put to fuckin' sleep.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah? You think you could do it if you're fuckin' knocked out? Huh huh huh huh huh huh?

[Bubbles swings a pair of nunchucks at Sam]

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Tanya:
Have you read the Bible?

Bubbles:
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?

Hampton:
Can you read, my son?

Bubbles:
Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?

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Julian:
I've had a lot of time to think about this, and I know Ricky and I really crossed the line. I just wanted to say I'm sorry, buddy.

[Julian hands Bubbles a jar of pickled eggs]

Bubbles:
Yeah? Well, my whole life was in that shed, Julian. Did you and Ricky think of that before you barged in and burned the fuckin' thing right to the ground?

Julian:
Come on. This is getting ridiculous.

Bubbles:
Yeah, it is ridiculous, Julian.

Julian:
Listen. Why don't you stop living in cars and vans and sheds and stuff and come stay at my place? A real home for once.

Bubbles:
That shed was a real home, Julian. I loved that place. It was mine, it wasn't yours. You know what I mean? And guess what? I don't think I should be hangin' around with you and Ricky anymore either. Till you're done growing that dope. And don't think you can buy me off with a jar of those delicious things.

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Jim:
Okay, boys. Rule number one: No living in a van in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Bubbles:
J-Roc, you better straighten Panama Jack the fuck out right now.

J-Roc:
Aight, here's what I'm talkin' about. You know'm sayin'? Know'm sayin'? Bubbles is renting this van for twelve dollars a month. You know'm sayin'? That makes this mafucka an income property. You know'm sayin'? And once me and T get power and water goin' on, then this mafucka gonna fall under the same jurisdictions as every other trailer up in this ma'. You know'm sayin'? So why don't you and that fifteen cheeseburger-eatin', Rico Suave lookin' mafucka go on 'cause you ain't beatin' nobody! Peace.

[Tyrone laughs, slaps J-Roc's hand]

Tyrone:
That's cold, man! That's crazy! Suave-Rico cheeseburger!

J-Roc:
Oh, hang on.

[J-Roc leans his ear to Randy's gut]

J-Roc:
Can I get fifteen half-eaten cheeseburgers to go?! You know'm sayin'?

Tyrone:
Order me some too, man!

[Bubbles laughs]

Bubbles:
Talking to his gut like it's a person.

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[Ricky spots Julian with Tania across from his car]

Ricky:
Julian? What the fuck's he doin' here? Julian what's this bullshit?! Fuck.

[Ricky and Julian get out of their cars]

Ricky:
Why aren't you watching the dope plants? You asshole!

Julian:
Calm down, Ricky. We're just grabbing some takeout.

Ricky:
Takeout, my ass. It looks like you're on a date with cinnamon roll fuckin' head!

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Ricky:
Are you gonna fight my daughter who's 9 years old?! Cuz you're probably gonna get hurt, okay? Boys, don't fuck this up. I am your boss. You do what I say when I say it. Or I'll report both of you to Julian and you won't be goin' on this fuckin' cruise, okay?

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Trinity:
Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It's time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy!

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Ricky:
Trinity has got to quit smoking, like I can't have her smoking anymore, it's ridiculous. She had the idea that maybe me and her can quit together, and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing, so we're going to quit together, we're going to go on the patch.

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Ricky:
Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. OK? Are we clear here, guys?

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Trevor:
Yeah, but how can you tell which is the supreme?

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Ricky:
What, are you stupid? You fucking taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.

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Cory:
Will you please. For god sakes, stop it, man. Can you do somethin' about your daughter?

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Cory:
Stop it. Stop it.

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Ricky:
Just let her hit you, Cory. Stand down and listen to me.

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Cory:
Stop it. I'm not lettin' ya.

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Trevor:
Then we should stop doing this.

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Trevor:
Well fuck man!

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Cory:
Aw shit! Security Dude!

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Trevor:
Yeah. I guess it's not that bad.

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Cory:
Yeah man, but the cruise. We gotta do the cruise.

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Trevor:
(spits gas out of his mouth) Sneeze old man.

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