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Nicole:
(crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys!

Zoey:
I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.

Nicole:
No, they're all dumb and gross.

Zoey:
Hey, Quinn, did you hear the news? This is our last semester here.

Quinn:
Can't talk. Plotting revenge.

Nicole:
I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again)

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added 7 months ago

Dean Rivers:
I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this?

Chase:
Technically, sir, you did just ask again.

Dean Rivers:
Chase!

Chase:
Sorry.

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Chase, thank you so much!

Chase:
It’s okay, but, actually, it wasn’t me.

Zoey:
Michael?

Michael:
Not me.

Zoey:
Then who was it? (Chase and Michael point to Logan) Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA?

Logan:
If you weren't around, who else would I pick on?

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
You know what I'm saying?

Michael:
You don't even know what you're saying!

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added 7 months ago

Herb:
Close the door and sit down. I am very upset with you, Mr. Finch.

Keith:
You're not the principal.

Herb:
No back sass!

Keith:
Who are you?

Herb:
I happen to be the Dean of Discipline.

Keith:
Dean of--

Herb:
Stop speaking!

Keith:
OK.

Herb:
I understand you've been harassing some of the younger students. Is that correct?

Keith:
Well, I--

Herb:
Don't even think about lying!

Keith:
Yeah, I guess I have.

Herb:
You guess?!

Keith:
Yes!

Herb:
Yes what? Come on, say it, Finch. Tell me!

Keith:
I-I-I pick on people.

Herb:
You mean you used to?

Keith:
Huh?

Herb:
If I ever hear of you bothering any student on the PCA campus, especially younger ones, I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand me?!?!

Keith:
Yes, sir, except for the giraffe part.

Herb:
Get out!

Keith:
Yes sir!"

Zoey:
Herb, you were great!

Chase:
Yeah, I was outside and you had me shaking!

Herb:
Really, I was good!

Zoey:
Are you kidding me?

Chase:
That was the best acting any janitor has ever done!

Herb:
Now if you'll excuse me there is a clogged toilet in the gym calling my name.

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
You're fast!

Zoey:
Maybe you're just slow.

Chase:
Harsh.

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
(To Zoey) Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You've never been hurt?

Zoey:
No, not by a big, dumb bully.

Chase:
Well, then, maybe it's time. (he starts giving her noogies) Oh, yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money.

Zoey:
Quit it!

Chase:
Give me your lunch money or I'll.... (Zoey bites his arm) Oww, did you bite me?

Zoey:
Maybe.

Chase:
Oh, it's on.

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
You gotta hide Elvis.

Nicole:
Who's Elvis?

Chase:
Our dog!

Zoey:
Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?

Chase:
Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.

Michael:
But our DA smelled a dog!

Chase:
DA, short for Dorm Adviser.

Zoey:
I know.

Chase:
OK...that's short for okay

Zoey:
Stop it!

Michael:
Well, anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.

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added 7 months ago

Logan:
Kazu, I can explain.

Kazu:
So can I, you're fired! (chuckles) I feel like Donald Trump.

Logan:
But, you got whacked in the head with a vase.

Kazu:
What?

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Hey, sushi's here!

Nicole:
Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi!

Chase:
Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.

Zoey:
Kazu?

Chase:
Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say...

Kazu:
Aha! I knew it!

Chase:
Kazu!

Kazu:
You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!

Chase:
Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true.

Kazu:
Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be...

Zoey:
Quinn, next card!

Kazu:
Expelled! You will be expelled!

Chase:
Expelled?!

Kazu:
You're going to prison!

Nicole:
No!

(Zoey hits him on the head with a vase)

Zoey:
I'm sorry, I panicked!

Chase:
He's out cold.

Zoey:
Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled!

Chase:
No, nobody's getting expelled!

Nicole:
But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened!

Chase:
Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him!

Zoey:
Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet!

Chase:
Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!

Zoey:
We'll drive him... to Mexico!

Logan:
Did she say, "Mexico"?

Michael:
Si!

Nicole:
But what if the Dean finds out?

Zoey:
She has a point.

Chase:
Hey... he didn't see who hit him!

Zoey:
Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan!

Logan:
Me?!

Chase:
Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything!

Logan:
They're gonna blame everything on me!

Michael:
I heard.

Zoey:
Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet.

Nicole:
I got the duct tape!

Logan:
I gotta do something!

Michael:
Ok, you go get the Dean.

Logan:
I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me.

Michael:
You go get em, man.

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Did you have anything to do with it?

Chase:
Uh, come in?

Zoey:
Did you put a camera in a bear?

Chase:
I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.

Zoey:
Chase.

Chase:
Will you just tell me what's going on here?

Zoey:
That bear you and Logan gave us, it's got a webcam in it.

Chase:
What?!

Zoey:
Don't act like you don't know.

Chase:
I'm not acting. Zoey.

Zoey:
Where's Logan's computer?

Chase:
Over there.

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added 7 months ago

Quinn:
(scans bear) That jerk!

Zoey:
What?

Quinn:
Let's go!

(Nicole, Quinn, and Zoey go back to Zoey's dorm)

Zoey:
Well?

Quinn:
That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!

Nicole:
I knew it! What does that mean?

Zoey:
In English?

Quinn:
There's a webcam in that bear!

Nicole:
I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
Hey, Kazu!

Kazu:
You're late!

Chase:
I'm 10 minutes early!

Kazu:
No back sass!

Chase:
Okay... just put the knife down!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Why would I spread rumors about myself?

Nicole:
To trick us!

Zoey:
Nicole!

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added 7 months ago

Michael:
Save me!

Chase:
From what?

Michael:
(Points to Quinn) From that!

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added 7 months ago

Nicole:
We have to be at class by 8!

Dana:
Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
(to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?

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added 7 months ago

Chase:
Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .

Zoey:
(laughs) I like fooseball.

Chase:
Yeah, Fooseball's cool.

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!

Quinn:
Aren't they the ones always fighting?

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added 7 months ago

dana':
well

'nicole:
well

dana':
the perfect roomate has spoken

zoey:
i didn't say i was perfect

dana:
good cause you annoy us too sometimes

zoey:
yeah like how?

dana:
you always forget your key

nocole':
yes

zoey:
so

dana:
so its anoying to have to let you in all the time. im zoey i forgot my key

nocole':
im zoey i locked my self out please let me in

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added 7 months ago

Dana:
It's my bed.

Nicole:
It's my head.

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!

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added 7 months ago

Quinn:
It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."

Zoey:
Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!

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added 7 months ago

Zoey:
Okay, since I'm such a horrible roomate, then maybe I should move out!

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added 7 months ago

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