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Betty: Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier. Henry: Well, what am I supposed to do? Betty: I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget. Henry: I think the more considerate term is "little person." – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Betty: It's not like I'm writing "Betty loves Henry" all over my notebook. Daniel: [pointing to her notebook] Um... Betty: Shut up. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Daniel: [to Betty] You've met my family. My mother was arrested for murder, and she's the nice one. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Have you seen Cliff yet? Amanda: Don't worry. Your wide-load lover will be here any minute. Marc: Amanda, don't joke. I'm freaking out! I am debuting him today as my boyfriend and I have no idea what's gonna walk through that door. Amanda: Sweetie, relax. He can't fit through those doors. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: [to Amanda] Your 15 minutes are almost up. Quincy Jones is on the 4th row. Now sing, bitch! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Wilhelmina comes out in her wedding gown.] Vera Wang: Damn, I'm good! Wilhelmina: I have a little problem with the train. Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham: Now this is MAJOR! [comes out in her dress] – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: I'm sorry Wili, but... she makes me feel tingly where no other girl has ever made me feel tingly! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: If I ate lunch, now would be the time to lose it. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Is there water underneath you, because I think I smell a plan brewing? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Henry: Pretend you're a hero in an action film. Betty: Mexicans don't have action heroes, Henry. We have a speedy little mouse. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Christina: [referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs. Daniel: Did she mention anything about God? Christina: Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!" – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: Here are the earrings that I promised Hilda for her wedding. And here are the diet pills. I want her skinny as a beautiful corpse when your Papi helps her down the aisle. Betty: Thank you. And since you've been so helpful, Hilda says you should bring a plus one. Some of our family can't come. Amanda: They got deported? – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: [reading from a website announcing an upcoming drag show] "Mean queens of fashion in New York City's finest drag bar. Double bill featuring Manna Wintour and Wilheldiva Hater"?! Marc: That is so fun— offensive! Wilhelmina: I will not be mocked by some low-rent drag queen! It's insulting. Marc: It's inexcusable! Claire: It's delicious. What's that web address? Marc: Uh, yeah, I'll write it down— Wilhelmina: Don't even bother. I'll have my lawyers draw up a cease and desist order immediately. As if I didn't have enough queens to shut down right here at Mode. [glances at Marc] – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: [to Betty] You must be so excited to be honored by the Big Lesbian Order of Bloggers. Marc: Amanda, I already told you. That's not what BLOB stands for. It stands for Big, Lumpy, Obese Bloggers. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilheldiva Hater: You're meaner than any version of you I could ever do. Wilhelmina: Well, I could make an effort to be liked, but I'd rather be hated than inconvenienced. However, if you stick around and shave again, seems I could have it all. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Mandy, why did I just see Helen in the closet reading a four-year-old Marie Claire and wiping Cheeto dust off of her fingers with a vintage Prada shift?! Amanda: Marc, I tried to fire her, but I couldn't. And I knew if Willie saw her— Marc: What happens when she asks about a paycheck? Amanda: Oh, I give her Meade money. [pulls out fake bills with Daniel's face on them] Marc: Mandy, a fake job and a fake paycheck aren't helping Helen any. And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet. Amanda: Okay, you just got really deep. Marc: I know, and now I have a headache. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Tyler: I was conceived at a rehab facility. I, uh, guess I was destined to be an alcoholic. [chuckles] Claire: I don't think we should joke about that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Betty: I could take Hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party. Amanda: Or better yet, naked horseback riding. You're welcome. Betty: Gross. And, ow! Amanda: Well, I'm out of ideas then. Betty: Well, all of your ideas involve nudity. Amanda: You're welcome. Betty: Stop saying that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Oh, my God, I totally forgot I have that boyfriend, Trey. Amanda: Troy. Marc: I like Trey better. Or Trevor. We'll talk about it. I'm sure he'll want to weigh in. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: [on the phone with Tyler] Slip-ups are inevitable. And it's okay. I certainly know how tempting a perfectly mixed cocktail can be. I can almost taste it right now. [sips martini] It's like a warm hug going down my throat. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: Christina, you know what's really weird? You're, like, a big, fancy designer in London, and I'm a big-shot stylist in New York. Christina: You're a stylist now? Amanda: Well, not in the sense that I have any clients, but I do get to combine all of my favorite interests: criticizing people, shopping, and promoting world thinness. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: I never thought I'd say this, but... you've got big balls, Betty Suarez. Betty: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: If those idiots want me to save Tyler, they're gonna have to hand over the whole damn company! Marc: Oh, Willie, don't say that. That's wrong. Wilhelmina: Oh, you're one to be judging me, Marc. After all these years, whenever I needed something that was morally questionable, you were right there with me. Marc: You're right. I was willing to do anything for you. You were like my mother, my goddess, my diva. Y-you know, you were— you were my life. I thought that if you had everything you wanted, you'd be happy, but... You'll never be happy. There's always something more. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Betty: If I go to London, am I being selfish? I feel like I'm letting everyone down—Papi, Daniel, Hilda. Not to mention, it's such a risk— Justin: Aunt Betty, you're all about risk. You took a job at Mode magazine. You showed up to your first day of work in a poncho. That reeked of disaster. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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