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Gio: I don't wanna be the rebound guy. I wanna be the guy. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Gio: You frenched me Suarez. You frenched me good. Betty: I did not french you! [Betty walks away. Gio follows her, pretending to chaperone the dance.] Betty: Gio, I have an article that I need to write. So please stop distracting me. Gio: What? I'm chaperoning here. Betty: And who calls it "frenching"? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: Look at us—two women of color out for a fancy lunch on the town. Isn't this fun, girlfriend? Betty: [chuckles nervously] I guess. Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it. Betty: Okay, no, you don't. Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: [singing to Marc] Hush, little homo, don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a Prada tie. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Daniel: I can't believe Wilhelmina Slater uses a dating service. Wilhelmina: Well, Marc doesn't fulfill all of my needs. God knows he's given it the old college try. Daniel: Well, I guess it just shows you everyone gets lonely. Wilhelmina: I'm not lonely. I'm horny! Harmony: Your first course is oysters on the half shell. They're an aphrodisiac... not that you need one. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: [about Connor] Oh, my God, you like him! Wilhelmina: Don't be ridiculous! Marc: Willie, you saluted him! You haven't saluted anyone since Cheney. You have fallen for him like everyone else here! Wilhelmina: I don't fall for anyone, Marc! I am not like those other women out there, ruled by their emotions. Marc: Willie, it's okay to feel something. Wilhelmina: No, it's not. Not when it gets in the way of ambition. How do you think I got this far? Now, I've had my momentary lapse of judgment, but that is over now. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Marc, are you punishing me because I said I don't approve of gay marriage? I only meant that for unattractive gays, and Cliff is really growing on me. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: I know you're still hung up on Molly. Don't bother denying it. Connor: I learned that Molly is seeing someone, and, yes, it bothered me. But I've moved on. Wilhelmina: Have you? Connor: It's over. Wilhelmina: You can say that. You might even believe it. But deep down, I know you're just like me. You don't want to lose. Connor: Willie— Wilhelmina: Connor, I want you—all of you or nothing. Wilhelmina Slater does not play second fiddle to anyone. And she doesn't beg, for anyone. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [after learning she has been seated in the second row at Fashion Week] How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft? Marc: No. You're still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother's arms. Wilhelmina: Oh, darling, that's sweet. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: Willie, as much as I love watching fired employees scamper off sad and barefoot... are you okay? Wilhelmina: What mood do you think I should be in, Marc? The company's on the brink of collapse. Connor ran off with all the money! Marc: Yeah... Hey, Willie, he did break your heart a little bit, right? Wilhelmina: Don't be ridiculous. Connor Owens is a thief. Nothing more than that to me. Just another disappointing, useless male. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: My sex IQ is crazy high. I'm like the Einstein of sex. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: I have a pornographic memory. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Wilhelmina walks in carrying William, who starts crying when Betty says hi to him] Wilhelmina: Thank you, Betty. That'll be worth at least ten years of therapy. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: Time to get serious. Marc, put on your game face. [Marc pouts] Wilhelmina: Not your gay face—your game face. Marc: They're the same face. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: [to Marc] I wanna get promoted. I'm sick of being a receptionist—always being at everyone's Beck and Victoria. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [reading from a website announcing an upcoming drag show] "Mean queens of fashion in New York City's finest drag bar. Double bill featuring Manna Wintour and Wilheldiva Hater"?! Marc: That is so fun— offensive! Wilhelmina: I will not be mocked by some low-rent drag queen! It's insulting. Marc: It's inexcusable! Claire: It's delicious. What's that web address? Marc: Uh, yeah, I'll write it down— Wilhelmina: Don't even bother. I'll have my lawyers draw up a cease and desist order immediately. As if I didn't have enough queens to shut down right here at Mode. [glances at Marc] – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: [to Betty] You must be so excited to be honored by the Big Lesbian Order of Bloggers. Marc: Amanda, I already told you. That's not what BLOB stands for. It stands for Big, Lumpy, Obese Bloggers. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilheldiva Hater: You're meaner than any version of you I could ever do. Wilhelmina: Well, I could make an effort to be liked, but I'd rather be hated than inconvenienced. However, if you stick around and shave again, seems I could have it all. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: Mandy, why did I just see Helen in the closet reading a four-year-old Marie Claire and wiping Cheeto dust off of her fingers with a vintage Prada shift?! Amanda: Marc, I tried to fire her, but I couldn't. And I knew if Willie saw her— Marc: What happens when she asks about a paycheck? Amanda: Oh, I give her Meade money. [pulls out fake bills with Daniel's face on them] Marc: Mandy, a fake job and a fake paycheck aren't helping Helen any. And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet. Amanda: Okay, you just got really deep. Marc: I know, and now I have a headache. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Tyler: I was conceived at a rehab facility. I, uh, guess I was destined to be an alcoholic. [chuckles] Claire: I don't think we should joke about that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Betty: I could take Hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party. Amanda: Or better yet, naked horseback riding. You're welcome. Betty: Gross. And, ow! Amanda: Well, I'm out of ideas then. Betty: Well, all of your ideas involve nudity. Amanda: You're welcome. Betty: Stop saying that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lizzie: I don't know. This seems like a bad idea. It's like cheating. Rachel: It's not like cheating. It is cheating. This is cheating. – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marshall: Adam Sandler I just, uh, I just want you to know that, um, I'm a really big fan. Adam Sandler: Thank you. Marshall: Yeah. Especially Billy Madison. Adam Sandler: Oh yeah? Marshall: That was like... that was like punk-rock. Adam Sandler: [laughing] I guess so. Marshall: But like everything after that, though, I just -- I just didn't like, you know what I mean. – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ron: [Running down the hall yelling] I am the king! I am the king! I am the king! Do you know my name? Do you know it? I don't care, cause Adam Sandler knows it man, he knows it! I'm the chunky guy with glasses! Right here! – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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