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Wayne Brady:
Why don't you buy that stuff, you baby boomer?

I know you've got lots of cash; you are a big consumer.

Man, oh, man; everything from cars to fast food I sell!

My biggest slogan:
"Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

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Commercial Hoedown

Greg Proops:
I'm in advertising. You know my name is Rick,

And I am really groovy, 'cause I am not a brick.

I sit here and sell you stuff, stuff that you don't need.

Because I have one motivation, and that's massive greed.

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Josie:
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Well, that was absolutely disgusting! And the people who manage each week, John, the entire lot of the studio audience is completely naked in that program. And the sorry sight he was, too. Now let's look. Stage manager, Hilary Groves, costume designer--- costume? Ha! Vanda Vivian, well that's a stage name if ever I heard one. Hilary Gartell, that alright. Jane Bigger: whoop. sorry. Missed it. Designer, Pip Gardner, lighting director--- what does he direct? Who directs traffic? Oh, never mind.

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Stephen Fry:

(speaks out of time... again) I once went to bed with a baby llama,

But it didn't matter 'cause he didn't tell his mamma.

I then went to bed with a bird from Carolina,

But it did matter 'cause it was a minah.

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Dawn French:

I like all sorts of animals, especially cats,

I like them if they're thin, I like them if they're fat.

I like other animals, I like a dog,

But one thing I wouldn't do with a dog is snog.

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Lenny Henry:

Oh yeah.

Feel good!

Oh y... Sorry, I'm enjoying this too much.

I like to go hunting, there's no denyin',

I like to stick my gun into a big lion.

I'd like to get down with a big fat sheep,

I'd like to do something else, and then go to sleep.

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John Sessions:

I like the Man from U.N.C.L.E, like the Man From Atlantis,

But I like to make love to a praying mantis,

Get down on your legs, down on your feet,

And go after those sheep till they bleat bleat bleat.

I said damn.

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Stephen Fry:

(talking out of time with beat) Yeah um, oh...

I find it rather hard to get to fuck bitches,

So I tend to spend my time counting sheep.

Um, I've got, ah, plenty in my bedroom, um, one on the walls,

Um, one in bed and one curled up on my lap.

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Dawn French:

I like animals, I like Pekinese,

I like them a lot, cause their stupid knees.

I like everything, I like a snake,

And it.. I don't, if it's a fake.

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added 9 months ago

Neal:
[suddenly very insecure] I’m..I’m reformed.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
That may be true, but not everyone believes their own lies.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Neal:
Why would I delude myself?

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Dr. Summers:
Because you don't want anyone to see your vulnerabilities.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
I don’t strike you as confident?..

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
Confident people admit to their flaws. You don't. Instead, you smile, a lot.

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Neal:
You're confident. What are your flaws?

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Dr. Summers:
I can be aggressive, like you pointed out earlier. I also pick at my nails when I get nervous.

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Neal:
Nobody’s perfect.

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Dr. Summers:
Precisely. The harder a person fights to be perfect, the more he suppresses his true nature.

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Neal:
You don’t think that I can change.

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added 9 months ago

Dr. Summers:
You're redirecting...

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dr. Summers:
Because you’re uncomfortable.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
I thought confident people could admit to their flaws.

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Dr. Summers:
I’m asking if you really want to.

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