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Rollo:
It would have been better for me, for you, for everyone if I had been executed.

Siggy:
So you take not account of the gods? What is it that the gods have offered you?

Rollo:
A lifetime of humiliation!

Siggy:
No that is not it. The goes have offered you a chance to be reborn, to be redeemed, to gain Valhalla. That is what they have offered you.

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added 7 months ago

Ragnar:
We should not wash our dirty clothes in front of others.

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Rollo:
I wanted to step out of your shadow... but when I stepped out of the doors, there was no sunlight.

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Ragnar:
Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you properly. I have been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively, you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped running here and there and everywhere and you became still. At 12-years-old, you had the stillness and the calm of a fine woman. What children you would have produced! What joy that would have brought to all of us. Dear child, Gyda, you are not gone because you are always in my heart. They say that a man must love his sons more, but a man can be jealous of his sons, and his daughter can always be the light in his life. I know very well that you are with the gods, but I will wait here awhile, and if you want to come and talk to me, then come and talk, and I will gently stroke your long and beautiful hair once again with my peasant hands.

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added 7 months ago

Bjorn:
She brings unhappiness and difficulty.

Ragnar:
I know it is hard for you to accept.

Bjorn:
But unhappiness is more common than happiness.

Ragnar:
Who told you you should be happy?

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Floki:
Who needs a reason for betrayal? One must always think the worst, Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way you avoid too much disappointment in life.

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Ragnar:
[explaining why he slept with Princess Aslaug] I could not help myself.

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Ragnar:
Every piece of land has a price, just like every human.

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King Aelle:
Who are these barbarians, these savages? Why have they come to torment us?

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Trina:
(reaches for a button) I need some more air.

Tori:
You have a pimple under your arm.

Trina:
Don't talk about it!

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Carrot:
Oh, hey there, cricket!

Khalil:
I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar!

Carrot:
Silly cricket.

Pistachio:
Huh? Cricket!?

Khalil:
I am not a- Pistachio! You are alive!

Pistachio:
I'm looking for Gelato!

Khalil:
Me too! That's why I left home by myself in this big, mean caterpillar-eating world!

Pistachio:
I don't eat caterpillars.

Khalil:
Good. I hear we are quite tasty.

Pistachio:
Who's with the ducklings?

Khalil:
Oh. A good friend is helping me out.

[Madame Blueberry is looking after the ducklings.]

Madame Blueberry:
No, I'm a blueberry. But I get that all the time.

Duckling:
Quack?

Madame Blueberry:
No, I never played Monopoly, but I'll give it a go.

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Pistachio:
Where's all the food?

Gelato (Larry):
Oh, we've got plenty of food!

Dorito:
Hey, guys? We're out of food.

[pause]

Espresso:
WE'RE GONNA DIE!

[Everyone screams and panics.]

Khalil:
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

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Mayor:
But what can it mean?! Is there anyone in Dodgeball City who can interpret dreams?!

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[after stage fighting class concludes]

Jade:
[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...

Tori:
Gulp.

Victorious, Season 1  Show Quote

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(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)

Jade:
[as a robber] Gimme your money!

Tori:
[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

Jade:
I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Tori:
Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

Jade:
[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

Cat:
She's bleeding!

Teacher:
Are you okay?

Jade:
[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

Tori:
[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Jade:
Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!

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Tori:
Everyone sweats.

Beck and Andre:
Not Jade.

Robbie:
Jade never sweats.

Tori:
What are you cold blooded?

Rex:
Jade cold blooded what a surprise.

Beck and Andre:
[laugh]

Jade:
[grabs a tube of sunscreen and squirts Rex in the face]

Rex:
That witch got sunscreen in my eyes help me Rob.

Cat:
Is it true that sweat and pee are, like, "cousins"?

André:
...What now?

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Trina:
(looks from behind) Hey kid I told you to stop kicking my seat.

Little Boy:
So? (continues kicking Trina's seat)

Trina:
Stop that!

Little Boy:
You're not the queen of this plane.

Trina:
(to the little boy's dad) Excuse me will you please do something about your son.

Little Boy's Dad:
Will you stop kicking her seat?

Little Boy:
No.

Little Boy's Dad:
(shrugs at Trina)

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Tori:
(checks the time) Aww great, 3 and a 1/2 hours late.

Trina:
Why do you care?

Tori:
I'm supposed to meet Andre, Beck, and Cat to write a script for class that's due in the morning.

Trina:
What teacher?

Tori:
Gradstein.

Trina:
Ooh, he's tough.

Tori:
No chiz.

Trina:
What is "chiz" anyway?

Tori:
Andre thinks it's a German sausage. (Trina looks confused)

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Trina:
(kicks Trina's seat) Did you just kick my seat again?

Little Boy:
Why don't you ask your butt?

Trina:
Look, if you don't knock it off, I'm gonna tell the flight attendant.

Little Boy:
Ooh, you're a scary witch.

Trina:
I wish I was a witch 'cause I would take my broomstick and I would-

Tori:
Trina, sit. (Trina sits back down)

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Tori:
WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ryder:
What?

Tori:
Are you about to kiss me?

Rider:
Yeah.

Tori:
(cheerfully) Okay. (they do, and she leans on a button on her computer that sets off music) Sorry!

Ryder:
It's cool.

Tori:
Did I bite your lip?

Ryder:
Little bit.

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added 7 months ago

(Back at Tori and Trina's house)

Tori:
You gotta take this!

Trina:
No!

Tori:
Yes!

Trina:
No! (Trina swings her arm toward Tori and Tori ducks)

Tori:
Did you just swing on me?

Trina:
(breathing on her hair) Maybe.

Tori:
(fixes her messed up hair and yells) Take the pill!

Trina:
(screams) No! (Tori tussles with Trina trying to force the pill into her mouth)

Tori:
Yes you have to take it, it's going in your mouth. I don't care what you say. (continues to tussle Trina with her arm around her neck and hair while Trina tries to get her arm off)

Tori:
Take the antibiotic, there we go, get it in ha, ha! (Trina whimpers as Tori grabs a water bottle) Now swallow it!

Trina:
(Tori dumps the water all over her while protesting) No!

Tori:
(continues dumping water all over Trina) That's right, get it down there, aha!

Trina:
(groans and strains after Tori dumps water all over her)

Victorious, Season 1  Show Quote

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Hayley:
I don't see much.

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(At the Vega household)

Tori:
Okay, it says that you're supposed to take one of these antibiotics every six hours.

Trina:
Uh-uh!

Tori:
Okay, open your mouth.

Trina:
I don't want that! [she whimpers]

Tori:
You have to take it or you'll get an infection.

Trina:
No Tori! I don't want it!

Tori:
Yes you have to take it, put it in your mouth, put it in your mouth (says this while Tori tries to get the pill into Trina's mouth as she is struggling)

(Trina flings the bottle of pills across the room and whimpers)

Tori:
Trina! (goes to retrieve the bottle)

Victorious, Season 1  Show Quote

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(the gang with the exception of Robbie and Rex are at the convenience store searching for the "$" to finish spelling "Ke$ha")

Tori:
(frustrated after opening the Funky Nut Blast can) No! It's just a dumb... H!

Andre:
Well maybe there's another pint.

Jade:
(looking in the ice cream freezer) There's not. That's the only Funky Nut Blast.

(Tori leans against the freezer, starts whining, and then slides to the floor)

Andre and Jade:
(concerned) Tori.

Andre:
We're in public. Please.

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added 7 months ago

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