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Mike:
Vyvyan, have you ever heard of cloning?

Vyvyan:
(pause) No.

Mike:
Oh, good. Would you swear to that?

Vyvyan:
Certainly. If that's what you want. Big jobs!

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Mike:
Let's do something, we're bored stupid!

Vyvyan:
Ha! Ha! Rick didn't have far to go, did he?

Rick:
I just knew you were gonna say that!

Vyvyan:
That's a complete lie, you poof!

Rick:
I knew you were gonna say that too!

[Vyvyan smashes Rick over the head with a bottle.]

Vyvyan:
You didn't know I was gonna do that, did you?!

Rick:
(awkwardly) Alright, Vyvyan, no I didn't know that. [Vyvyan laughs.]

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Vyvyan:
[to audience] By the way, it was a complete lie about the oil.

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[Neil, Vyvyan and Rick are digging in the basement for oil. Unlike Rick and Neil who are using pickaxes, Vyvyan is using his head whilst wearing a helmet.]

Neil:
Oh, sorry, Vyv.

[Vyvyan slowly stands up only to have the pickaxe right through his head.]

Vyvyan:
[calmly] That's ok, Neil. It was bound to happen... sooner or later [faints].

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TV Set:
And don't forget to unplug your set.

Vyvyan:
Why?

TV Set:
'Cause it'll blow up you silly boy.

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Mike:
I'll handle this.

Rick:
I'll handle this!

Vyvyan:
I'll handle this!

Neil:
I can't handle this.

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Doggett:
You saw him? Mulder?

Reyes:
They've accused him of murder?

Scully:
And they have him believing that he did it.

Doggett:
Of murdering who?

Scully:
Knowle Rohrer.

Doggett:
Knowle Rohrer? It can't be. I watched Knowle Rohrer die.

Reyes:
He can't die. Knowle Rohrer's a super soldier.

Skinner:
(Skinner hangs up phone) Mulder side-stepped security at a facility known as Mount Weather - a place where they say our so-called shadow government is installed.

Reyes:
What about this murder charge?

Skinner:
Thirty government workers are ready to testify they witnessed Mulder push a military officer to his death.

Doggett:
Killing a man who can't be killed? (Scully begins to leave, Doggett turns to her) Where are you going?

Scully:
..To beg mercy with the man upstairs.

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Gabe Rotter:
(standing in Scully's kitchen as she performs an ad hoc necropsy) You gotta be freakin' kidding me. I can't believe you're cutting up a dead cat on your kitchen table.

Scully:
Will you keep your voice down, please? You're going to wake my baby.

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Harrison:
Agent Mulder wasted no time closing that case. I just try to think like him. What would Agents Mulder and Scully do if they were in this situation?

Doggett:
Agents Mulder and Scully aren't in this situation - Agents Doggett and Reyes are. I don't know about Agent Reyes, but Agent Doggett's going to sit his tired ass down.

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Agent Leyla Harrison:
Agent Doggett.. Both of you got in this car believing a little boy may be in danger. What's changed since then? Even if this isn't an X-file - which it is - what will it hurt to keep going? If Mulder were here, he'd keep going.

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Burt:
What's this about numbers?

Scully:
(exasperated) Will you just..!

Burt:
I'm very good with numbers.

Reyes:
The killer is driven by an impulse we believe is numerological.

Burt:
Of course, he's a serial killer.

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Scully:
What are you doing here?

Burt:
I'm waiting for a friend.

Scully:
At midnight? In a parking garage?

Burt:
(looks to his arm where a watch would be, except there's no watch) He should be here any minute.

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Burt:
You really are a card.. But I love you.

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Burt:
2,598,960 possible five-card hands. 1,277 flushes in any given suit. 1,098,240 ways to make two-pairs and yet.. the game can't beat a man - Man only beats himself.

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[End of the episode, where Reyes talks to a rattled Doggett, who is unable to believe that the one killer had two different appearances, one being the one that was shot, and the other now the one taken away, dead]

Reyes:
..So all that tonight was just you imagining things?

Doggett:
I can't accept this.. If you can, God love you - But that's not the way my mind works.

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Reyes:
Somehow this person materialized inside a maximum security prison, killed an inmate, and then vanished into thin air.

Doggett:
Materialized how, like Casper the Friendly Ghost?

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Doggett:
A cop I know, a man I respect deeply, he told me one time you don't clock out at the end of your shift unless you know you did everything you could. That's what this is about - me not clocking out.

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[The Cigarette Smoking Man enters an isolation cell, Jeremiah Smith sits strapped in a chair, CSM lights up a cigarette and takes a seat in front of Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
..This becomes a responsibility - [sighs lightly] - The thing that I'm now called upon to put right and put down. Certainly you expected nothing less.

Jeremiah Smith:
I'm not ashamed of my actions.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Ashamed? You're not allowed the luxury of human weakness and penitence. You're not allowed to put your indulgences ahead of the greater purpose.

Jeremiah Smith:
I no longer believe in the greater purpose.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Then your fate is just.

Jeremiah Smith:
My justice is not for you to mete out; You may have reason, you have no right. You have no means either.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
[irritated] You presume to dictate duty to me? Have you any idea what the cost of your actions is? What their effect might be? Who are you to give them hope?

Jeremiah Smith:
What do you give them?

Cigarette Smoking Man:
We give them happiness, and they give us authority.

Jeremiah Smith:
The authority to take away their freedom under the guise of democracy.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Men can never be free - Because they're weak, corrupt, worthless and restless.. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle and mystery. Science is their religion. No greater explanation exists for them. They must never believe any differently if the project is to go forward.

Jeremiah Smith:
At what cost to them?

Cigarette Smoking Man:
The question is irrelevant, and the outcome inevitable. The date is set.

[Jeremiah Smith transforms into Deep Throat, CSM is surprised, somewhat shocked]

Jeremiah Smith:
(as Deep Throat) At what cost to them for your own selfish benefit? How many must die at your hand to preserve your stake in the project?

[CSM, still slightly rattled and uncomfortable, gets up and prepares to leave, bangs on the cell door, turns and faces Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
I'm not impressed by your miracles or moved by your trickery. Your justice will be meted out.

Jeremiah Smith:
(as Deep Throat) By whom this time and by what tool?

[Cell door opens, CSM turns away, takes a step outside the door and then turns back to face Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
..By those who possess the tool of your destruction.

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Scully:
Don't worry, Mulder. In time, we'll catch them.

Mulder:
I think time already caught them, Scully.

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The Cigarette-Smoking Man:
The fiercest enemy is the man that has nothing left to lose.

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Marita Covarrubias:
Not everything dies, Mr. Mulder.

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Jose Chung:
Still, as a storyteller, I'm fascinated how a person's sense of consciousness can be... so transformed by nothing more magical than listening to words. Mere words.

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Mulder:
(final report): We are but visitors on this rock, hurdling through time and space 60,000 miles an hour, tethered to a burning sphere by an invisible force in an unfathomable universe. Most of us take that for granted, while refusing to believe these forces have any more effect on us than a butterfly beating its wings halfway around the world. Or the two girls born on the same date, at the same time, in the same place might not find themselves the unfortunate focus of similar unseen forces. Converging like the planets themselves into burning pinpoints of cosmic energy, whose absolute gravity would threaten to swallow and consume everything in its path. Or maybe the answer lies even further from our grasp.

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Man at conference table:
I'm working on next month's Oscar nominations - any preference?

The Cigarette-Smoking Man:
I couldn't care less. What I don't want is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I'm alive that doesn't happen.

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