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The Seer:
The eagle is your destiny, Jarl Borg.

Vikings, Season 2  Show Quote

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Bjorn:
Who can guess the ways and the plans of the gods?

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Ragnar:
[On his son's eye defect] It is not a curse. It is blessing.

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King Horik:
Whether you live or die today is already in the hands of the gods. They already know if we sup with them tonight, so fear not. Fight well, and if you fall, surely Odin will take you to Valhalla!

All:
ODIN!

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Jarl Borg:
So, when do we set sail?

Ragnar:
Forgive me, Jarl Borg. But we have decided not to seek your help.

Jarl Borg:
I thought we had an agreement.

Ragnar:
It is not my desire to break that agreement. Believe me I wish it to remain intact. But on this occasion...

Jarl Borg:
On this occasion?

Ragnar:
On this occasion, the silver thread is slit, the golden cup breaks, and the pail is smashed at the spring.

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Siggy:
It is always a strength to know the weaknesses of your friends. Is it not?

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Rollo:
It would have been better for me, for you, for everyone if I had been executed.

Siggy:
So you take not account of the gods? What is it that the gods have offered you?

Rollo:
A lifetime of humiliation!

Siggy:
No that is not it. The goes have offered you a chance to be reborn, to be redeemed, to gain Valhalla. That is what they have offered you.

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Ragnar:
We should not wash our dirty clothes in front of others.

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Rollo:
I wanted to step out of your shadow... but when I stepped out of the doors, there was no sunlight.

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Ragnar:
Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you properly. I have been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively, you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped running here and there and everywhere and you became still. At 12-years-old, you had the stillness and the calm of a fine woman. What children you would have produced! What joy that would have brought to all of us. Dear child, Gyda, you are not gone because you are always in my heart. They say that a man must love his sons more, but a man can be jealous of his sons, and his daughter can always be the light in his life. I know very well that you are with the gods, but I will wait here awhile, and if you want to come and talk to me, then come and talk, and I will gently stroke your long and beautiful hair once again with my peasant hands.

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Bjorn:
She brings unhappiness and difficulty.

Ragnar:
I know it is hard for you to accept.

Bjorn:
But unhappiness is more common than happiness.

Ragnar:
Who told you you should be happy?

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Cat:
Um, hi? Miss?

Hayley:
What?

Cat:
He has a girlfriend.

Hayley:
I don't see her.

Jade:
(From behind her) Turn around. (Hayley turns around) Now you see her.

Victorious, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[after stage fighting class concludes]

Jade:
[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...

Tori:
Gulp.

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(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)

Jade:
[as a robber] Gimme your money!

Tori:
[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

Jade:
I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Tori:
Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

Jade:
[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

Cat:
She's bleeding!

Teacher:
Are you okay?

Jade:
[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

Tori:
[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Jade:
Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!

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Tori:
Everyone sweats.

Beck and Andre:
Not Jade.

Robbie:
Jade never sweats.

Tori:
What are you cold blooded?

Rex:
Jade cold blooded what a surprise.

Beck and Andre:
[laugh]

Jade:
[grabs a tube of sunscreen and squirts Rex in the face]

Rex:
That witch got sunscreen in my eyes help me Rob.

Cat:
Is it true that sweat and pee are, like, "cousins"?

André:
...What now?

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Trina:
(looks from behind) Hey kid I told you to stop kicking my seat.

Little Boy:
So? (continues kicking Trina's seat)

Trina:
Stop that!

Little Boy:
You're not the queen of this plane.

Trina:
(to the little boy's dad) Excuse me will you please do something about your son.

Little Boy's Dad:
Will you stop kicking her seat?

Little Boy:
No.

Little Boy's Dad:
(shrugs at Trina)

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Tori:
(checks the time) Aww great, 3 and a 1/2 hours late.

Trina:
Why do you care?

Tori:
I'm supposed to meet Andre, Beck, and Cat to write a script for class that's due in the morning.

Trina:
What teacher?

Tori:
Gradstein.

Trina:
Ooh, he's tough.

Tori:
No chiz.

Trina:
What is "chiz" anyway?

Tori:
Andre thinks it's a German sausage. (Trina looks confused)

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Trina:
(kicks Trina's seat) Did you just kick my seat again?

Little Boy:
Why don't you ask your butt?

Trina:
Look, if you don't knock it off, I'm gonna tell the flight attendant.

Little Boy:
Ooh, you're a scary witch.

Trina:
I wish I was a witch 'cause I would take my broomstick and I would-

Tori:
Trina, sit. (Trina sits back down)

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Trina:
(reaches for a button) I need some more air.

Tori:
You have a pimple under your arm.

Trina:
Don't talk about it!

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Tori:
It doesn’t land untill after 11.

Andre:
But we have to write the script for class.

Cat:
Hi.

Beck:
You requested my face?

Andre, Tori and Cat:
Who’s dog is that?

Tori:
Is it yours?

Beck:
No I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.

Andre:
My neighbor is a 1 legged man who throws lemens at me.

Trina:
Will you pop this for me?

Tori:
No.

Trina:
I let you borrow my green sweater last week.

Tori:
And that means I should pop your pit pimple?

Trina:
Yes, we're sisters, if you had a pit pimple, I'd-(little boy kicks Trina's seat again)

Trina:
Quit kicking my seat!

Little Boy:
(mocking) Quit kicking my seat!

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Hayley:
(to Beck) You have insane hair.

Beck:
Yeah, my hair was normal, then one day it just went insane. Sad story.

Hayley:
I like your story.

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Andre:
Well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday.

Tori:
I have never had detention before.

Robbie:
I'm kinda nervous.

Jade:
(to Robbie) If you hadn't made us late for class, we wouldn't be here!

Robbie:
(angrily to Jade) I was choking on a pretzel!

Andre:
(angrily) Well, why do you always gotta be chokin' on somethin'?!

Beck:
(to Andre) Ah, give him a break.

Tori:
Yeah, it's not Robbie's fault he has a petite throat!

Robbie:
(angrily) It's average!

Rex:
(angrily) "Ah"!

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added 7 months ago

(the gang with the exception of Robbie and Rex are at the convenience store searching for the "$" to finish spelling "Ke$ha")

Tori:
(frustrated after opening the Funky Nut Blast can) No! It's just a dumb... H!

Andre:
Well maybe there's another pint.

Jade:
(looking in the ice cream freezer) There's not. That's the only Funky Nut Blast.

(Tori leans against the freezer, starts whining, and then slides to the floor)

Andre and Jade:
(concerned) Tori.

Andre:
We're in public. Please.

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added 7 months ago

Rex:
Man Nobody's going to drive though this neighberhood at night. Robbie: Hey Batman would. Rex: Do you have batman's phone number? Robbie: No. Rex: Then how we gonna call batman! Robbie: We're not. Rex: I know we're not!

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added 7 months ago

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