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Frank:
Isn't there something we can do to help? After all, we are the three wise men.

The Vicar of Dibley, Season 3  Show Quote

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Jim:
No, no, no, we are the kings.

The Vicar of Dibley, Season 3  Show Quote

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Debbie Thornberry:
"Argh! (to the animal) What did I ever do to you? I don't even know what you are! (The animal is backing away from Debbie) Okay . . . if I was an antenna, and I wasn't destroyed by a . . . thing, I'd be . . . in the closet!" (The animal looks towards the camera)

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 1 (1998-99)  Show Quote

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Daniels:
The murder warrant's on hold. The deputy gave us another month. Also, whoever that was you brought in here today gave himself up as an eyewitness in the Gant murder.

McNulty:
Who, Omar?

Daniels:
And Greggs said to tell you she'd write it up in the morning.

McNulty:
Lieutenant - thanks.

[McNulty leaves]

Freamon:
It cost you?

[Daniels says nothing]

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Daniels:
Major, I'm asking as a favor.

Rawls:
As a favor?

Daniels:
Yes, sir. A favor.

Rawls:
In that case... no!

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Freamon:
We're building something, here, detective, we're building it from scratch. All the pieces matter.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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McNulty:
[on their way to see Major Rawls] What the fuck can I tell him?

Landsman:
Whatever the man wants to hear, Jimmy. Whatever he wants to hear.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Avon:
[about Omar] He scare you, don't he?

D'Angelo:
You know, I'm just sayin'...

Avon:
He scares me. Yeah. See, if he dead, you know, I could carry it better. Commin' up the way we did, you know, you kind of expect that. Waitin' on it. See, the thing is, you only got to fuck up once. Be a little slow, be a little late, just once. And how you ain't gonna never be slow? Never be late? You can't plan through no shit like this, man. It's life.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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McNulty:
How long you been in the pawn shop unit?

Freamon:
Thirteen years and four months.

McNulty:
Thirteen years?

Freamon:
And four months.

McNulty:
I gotta ask you, what exactly does a police officer assigned to the pawn shop unit do?

Freamon:
You intake reports from registered pawn shops on all items valued over $50. Then you make an index card for that item. Then you file that index card. If someone wants to find out if something stolen has been pawned, we look to see if we have an index card. If we do, we do. If we don't, we don't.

McNulty:
You did that for thirteen years?

Freamon:
And four months.

McNulty:
Why'd you ask out of homicide?

Freamon:
Wasn't no ask about it.

McNulty:
You got the boot?

Freamon:
Uh-huh.

McNulty:
What'd you do to piss 'em off?

Freamon:
Police work.

McNulty:
I think I need to buy you a drink.

Freamon:
Just one?

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Stringer:
Doin' good out there, D.

D'Angelo:
We'll be doing even better when we get that new package.

Stringer:
[laughs] New package same as old, man.

D'Angelo:
Say what?

Stringer:
Ain't no new package. Just gonna put that same shit out in a different colored gelcap is all. Might spike that shit with some procaine or some caffeine, but otherwise it's the same.

D'Angelo:
String, man, people already coming back on us tellin' us that shit is weak.

Stringer:
I know; shit is weak, but, y'know, shit is weak all over. The thing is, no matter what we call heroin, it's gonna get sold. Shit is strong, we gonna sell it; shit is weak, we gonna sell twice as much. You know why? 'Cause a fiend, he gonna chase that shit no matter what. It's crazy, you know. We do worse, and we get paid more. The government do better, and it don't mean no never mind. [pointing to the money] This shit right here, D, is forever.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Heroin addict:
Got any testers, man?

Bodie:
Nigga, it ain't even 9:00 and you fiendin' on it. Get the fuck outta here, man! Damn.

D'Angelo:
Yo, why you act like that, yo?

Bodie:
What, for these junkie motherfuckers?

D'Angelo:
So you just gonna take his money all day and treat him like a dog?

Bodie:
How I'm supposed to treat him?

D'Angelo:
I don't know. But you ain't gotta punk him like that.

Poot:
He punked hisself. He a goddamn drug addict.

D'Angelo:
And you a goddamn drug dealer.

Bodie:
So? So what? Oh, what, the 'customer's always right'?

Wallace:
Yo, we in the projects. The customer be fucked up. You can't give these niggers shit, man.

D'Angelo:
Why not? Why can't you? Shit, everything else in the world gets sold without people taking advantage, scamming, lying, doing each other dirty. Why it got to be that way with this?

Poot:
'Cause they DOPE fiends.

D'Angelo:
Yeah, but the game ain't gotta be played like that, yo. You can't tell me this shit can't get done without people beatin' on each other, killing each other, doing each other like dogs. And without all that, you ain't got 5-0 down here on our backs every five minutes. Throwing us around and shit.

Wallace:
Sheeit, man.

D'Angelo:
You think 5-0 care about niggers gettin' high? In the projects? Man, 5-0 be down here about the bodies, yo. That's what they be down here about. The bodies.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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McNulty:
See, that's what I don't get about the drug thing. Why can't you sell the shit and walk the fuck away? You know what I mean? Everything else in this country gets sold without people shooting each other behind it.

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Landsman:
[about McNulty and Bunk] Look at 'em, Cole. Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants?

The Wire, Season 1  Show Quote

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Collin:
(about Debbie) "Does everyone in your family yell?"

Eliza Thornberry:
"Sorry, they're catching us on a bad day."

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 3 (2000-01)  Show Quote

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Debbie Thornberry:
(to Eliza) "You spend all your time talking to a monkey, and you're telling me how to talk to people?"

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 3 (2000-01)  Show Quote

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Rat:
(about Debbie) "What's her problem?"

Eliza Thornberry:
"She doesn't get out much, can you tell me where the water's coming from?"

Rat:
"Through that hole."

Eliza Thornberry:
"Thanks. (to Debbie) Debbie, come on, there's water up here."

Debbie Thornberry:
(Scoffs) "Like I'm thirsty."

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 2 (1999-00)  Show Quote

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Lyrebird:
"Lyrebird."

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 2 (1999-00)  Show Quote

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Rosie:
"Atta-girl, Eliza!"

The Wild Thornberrys, Season 2 (1999-00)  Show Quote

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Dave:
Hey, look, I found my old notebook with all my old rhymes in it.

Larry:
You held on to that, and yet you threw away any picture of me before the age of ten.

Dave:
I was doing you a favor. You were not a photogenic child.

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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Vicky:
We need to choose somebody who would have guardianship over the kids.

Dave:
Look, I don't care that much about them now, all right? You think I'm going to care about them when I'm dead?

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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Larry:
Yeah, but I thought Mom and Dad were happy.

Hillary:
Really? Douchebag and Skank never struck you as odd pet names?

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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Dave:
You have no idea what it's like to have an unsupportive father like that.

Larry:
I'm sure it could cause some real damage.

Dave:
You have no idea, freak show. No idea.

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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Dave:
Can you believe these kids?

Vicky:
What can I say? Your sperm and my eggs, it's a powerful combination, honey.

Dave:
It certainly defeated every form of birth control we tried.

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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Dave:
Hey, remember how you said me sticking up for Kenny was a wonderful thing?

Vicky:
(raising her wine glass) Yeah.

Dave:
Well, Social Services is on their way here to take him away. By the way, it might not be a bad idea if you weren't drinking when they got here.

The War at Home, Season 2  Show Quote

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