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Myka:
You won't lose me because... I love you

Warehouse 13, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pete:
(via the Farnsworth) Mykes, hey, are you OK?

Myka:
There is something definitely wrong with Tracy. Her eyes are doing this weird...thing and then she gave me this-this tea and... (sees open canister of drain-cleaner on the counter) ...Oh my God, I think my sister tried to poison me.

Pete:
Wow, you said your family was competitive but...Jeez!

Myka:
No! It's obviously an artefact - I just have no idea what I'm looking for.

Pete:
Same here. Amanda was whammied by something in a leather box, but I can't find anything.

Myka:
Is she OK?

Pete:
Well, she's super-hot.

Myka:
Yes, Pete, I've met her, but if you could just set that aside for a moment?

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

(Pete tries to neutralise the artefact Amanda has received, but nothing happens)

Pete:
Nothing...(turns to Amanda)...do you...do you feel better?

(Amanda faints - Pete catches her before she hits the floor.)

Pete:
I'll take that as a no.

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Amanda:
Pete, am I gonna be all right?

Pete:
(confidently) Yeah. I'm here, OK, we're gonna fix it.

Amanda:
Never really thought of you as the fix-it kinda guy. You were always much more the break-it kinda guy.

Pete:
I know, right? Who'd have thought my life would get weirder after I quit drinking?

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Amanda:
I feel awful...so I assume that your showing up here is not a coincidence?

Pete:
(resignedly) Probably not. Look I'm sorry, Amanda, but it looks like we're dealing with a bit more of the old...(rocks hand back-and-forth)

Amanda & Pete:
(in unison)...boogedy-boogedy.

Amanda:
Great. What is it this time?

Pete:
I'm not really sure, but...(Amanda wipes her forehead with her sleeve)...Are you OK?

Amanda:
I'm feeling worse by the minute. (sips from a bottle of water)

Pete:
You do look a little sweaty.

Amanda:
Hmm...thank you. I was going for sweaty. Hoping for puffy later.

(Pete notices that the bottle of water Amanda has just put down is actually boiling)

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Myka:
Is that a new necklace?

Tracy:
It was a gift from Kevin last Christmas.

Myka:
Good. How is Kevin?

Tracy:
(shrugs) In Denver...on business...again.

Myka:
Good...(looks around)...so he's safe.

Tracy:
Safe?

Myka:
(thinking quickly) From...all...the crazy sister fun that we're gonna have!!

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jinks:
Wow, I've never had a lie hurt before.

Warehouse 13, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pete:
I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.

Warehouse 13, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Joshua:
(to Claudia) you're going to hell Claudia: I know!

Warehouse 13, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hater:
Peepers, Flaming Skulls, NOW!

Commander Peepers:
Already loaded, Sir.

Hater:
Eeeexcelleeeent.

Peepers:
Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Awesome's troops reach the bottom of the –

Hater:
Peepers! Are you telling me what to do?!

Peepers:
Of course not, sir! Carry on.

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Agatha Harkness:
Wanda. You've never been up against another witch before. Don't you know there's a whole chapter dedicated to you in the Darkhold? That's the book of the damned! [Agatha materializes the Darkhold] "The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, nor need of incantations."

Wanda Maximoff:
I'm not a witch! I don't cast spells! NO ONE TAUGHT ME MAGIC!

Agatha Harkness:
Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It's your destiny to destroy the world.

Wanda Maximoff:
[throws up her arms in exasperation] I'm not what you say I am!

Agatha Harkness:
Oh really?

WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Wanda has neutralized Agatha's magic by throwing up runes around the Hex]

Agatha Harkness:
Runes?

Wanda Maximoff:
"In a given space, only the witch who cast them can use her magic." Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am.

WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Wanda is saying goodbye to Hex Vision]

Vision:
Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know: What am I?

Wanda Maximoff:
You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. And mostly you're my love.

Vision:
I have been a voice with no body, a body but not human, and now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?

[They look out the window to see the collapsing Hex wall approaching.]

Vision:
We have said goodbye to each other before, so it stands to reason--

Wanda Maximoff:
We'll say hello again.

[Vision and the house slowly start to dissolve and dismantle]

Vision:
So long, darling. [dissolves completely]

WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Jimmy is overseeing the cleanup of Westview in the wake of Wanda's departure]

Jimmy Woo:
Monica!

Monica Rambeau:
Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.

Jimmy Woo:
Where's Darcy?

Monica Rambeau:
Ah, something about "Debriefs are for the weak."

WandaVision  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Lord Hater:
You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe, will soon be MINE!

Pan to Emperor Awesome.

Emperor Awesome:
Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town.

Shows Awesome riding dinosaur

Emperor Awesome:
Fire Breath!

(The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth)

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Wander:
(From a distance) Hater! Is that you? It's me, Wander! Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a piiicniiiiic! I can fix it!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hater:
No! The sooner the star being, no I said that al – GOH! WHERE WAS I?!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Wander:
(Referring to Sylvia) She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom! Zbornaks go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She told me it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing. And so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said: (imitating Sylvia) "Wander, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!" (stops, in normal voice) Oh.

Hater:
I DON'T CARE!

Wander:
Where? Well, I don't know 'where' she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know? (at the camera, in deep voice) Rude. (normal voice) It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures! (takes out a camera) Smile! (takes picture)

(Awesome and his army laugh)

Awesome:
Dude, text me that photo!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pete:
What were you thinking just then? What were you feeling?

Myka:
Nothing. (beat) ...Okay, I was kinda thinking that you're an infantile chimp. I'm sorry.

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pete:
It's like a game of gay Clue.

Warehouse 13, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Claudia:
Can you teach me how to do that (makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pete:
Who smells like tuna-fish now, Ralph Brunsky?

Myka:
"...Who?

Pete:
(snapping out of it) ...Huh?

Myka:
Who?

Pete:
Oh, it's just...I was having a...little playground flashback...

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Claudia:
Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Sylvia:
What was that back there?! Are you trying to get me eaten?! [sighs] Okay, maybe I wasn't making myself clear. We need to save Wander. So we need to go there! Without attracting attention of the giant Zbornak-eating monster. Understand?

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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