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[The bears run away after Panda accidentally caused a traffic accident with his cyberkinesis]

Grizzly:
[both Ice Bear and Grizzly panting] Oh, man. Okay. That was bad. [to Panda] Panda, this is getting out of hand, man. You... you got to stop.

Panda:
[laughing crazily]

Grizzly:
[sensing something amiss] Panda?

Panda:
[laughing maniacally]

Grizzly:
Dude, bro, I think those braces are messing with your head.

Panda:
You don't know what it's doing to my head. [to both] You don't know what it's like to be me.

Grizzly:
[trying to talk Panda out] Okay, Panda. Let's just calm down.

Panda:
[uses his electromagnetic powers to lift a wooden clock] You're just jealous of me because I'm special now.

Grizzly:
[both shocked] Oh no.

Panda:
Yeah, that's it. I'm special, and you're not! [flings the clock to Ice Bear and Grizzly]

Grizzly:
AAH! [they both duck] What the... Panda?!

[Panda disappears]

Grizzly:
[he and Ice Bear get up] Ugh, he's so dramatic with his exits. [to Ice Bear] I'm sure he'll be fine. [they walk out] We'll see him back home later.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[A man, Harry, enters the store and sneezes. He rubs his nose and wipes his hand on a wall. He later sees two children engrossed at their videos. Chuckling, he then approaches them from behind to steal their candies]

Boy:
[as a girl next to him laughs while she holds another video] Ooh, Pa, this one looks cool. [Harry takes away their candies and the girl's toy seal without them noticing.]

Baby Grizzly:
[the baby bears are at the counter while Harry whistles] Hello! How can we help you, sir?

Harry:
Oh, right. [returns a video] Uh, I'm returning this.

Baby Grizzly:
[takes the video from him] Ooh. How the Grouch Robbed Christmas. I love this movie. [to Harry] What was your favorite part?

Harry:
Uh, yeah, I don't know. [takes some candies from the counter] I liked the, uh, stealing part?

Baby Grizzly:
Oh. I love that part, too! What a naughty fella. Hee-hee. [as Harry takes more candies until there are none left] Um, have you seen Little Nero Meet Santa? Oh, and Sleep Hard is a great action movie. [imitates the male lead] "Yip-a-dee-doo-dah, Mr. Bad Guy."

Harry:
[unwraps a candy] Huh. Real interesting, kid. [pops it into his mouth] What else you got?

Baby Panda:
How about It's a Stupendous Life? It makes me cry every time. [blows nose]

[Baby Ice Bear gets Baby Grizz and Baby Panda to their attention. He goes under the counter, and rises up, sniffing and looking around.]

Baby Grizzly:
Uh, The Daydream Before Christmas?

[Baby Ice Bear facepalms in exasperation. He tries again by imitating a devil]

Baby Panda:
[raises his paw] Ooh, ooh. Me, me. Gremmonsters. It's Gremmonsters. [Baby Ice Bear applauds] Yes.

Baby Grizzly:
[back to Harry] Would you like to rent those titles?

Harry:
Nah, they all sound pretty boring.

[As Harry eats the candy, he finds with surprise the store is filled with customers browsing through the videos on the shelves.]

Harry:
Whoa. This place is packed.

Baby Grizzly:
Yeah, man, it's always busy here. People love renting videos, and they spend lots of money on 'em, - especially during Christmas.

Harry:
[grins] Hmm. [spits out the unfinished candy and ponders for a while] Say, what time you guys close tonight, hmm?

Baby Grizzly:
We close at 9:00 p.m. It's earlier than usual, 'cause we need extra time to watch movies, dance, and eat popcorn tonight.

[Shocked, Baby Panda and Baby Ice Bear shush him]

Baby Grizzly:
I mean we need to study how to help customers better and keep this place safe and clean!

Harry:
Uh-huh. Is there a security guard?

Baby Grizzly:
Nope. Just us baby bears. [showing his biceps] But look at my toned biceps. Gonna get triceps soon, too.

Harry:
[laughing, he exits the store]

Baby Grizzly and Baby Panda:
Bye! Merry Christmas!

Boy:
[to the baby bears] Excuse me, do you have How the Grouch Robbed Christmas?

Baby Grizzly:
[shows the video to him] Ooh, lucky you.

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added 7 months ago

[The baby bears huddle up as Silver Bear is getting out of control]

Baby Grizzly:
Dude, I don't think Silver Bear is working out.

Baby Panda:
He's pretty reckless. We could've seriously hurt that kid. And now, he wants us to fight a baby?

[Baby Ice Bear nods]

Baby Panda:
What are we gonna do?

Baby Grizzly:
We've got to wish him away before he causes any real danger.

Baby Panda:
Yeah. He's out of control.

Baby Grizzly:
Okay, so, it's agreed. Silver Bear is off the team.

Silver Bear:
You're cutting me from the squad?

[The baby bears jump in shock realizing that Silver Bear has joined their conversation]

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[Ice Bear ties up his skating boot laces and proceeds to the counter to sign up for the ice skating competition]

Counter Staff:
Oh, hi! May I help you?

Ice Bear:
[shows his skating boots] Ice Bear here to compete.

Counter Staff:
[sighing] Thank goodness! Only one other person signed up.

[Ice Bear is shocked when he sees the name - "Isaac" - written on the form]

Isaac:
[appears from below in a white hoodie designed with magenta flames] Isaac didn't expect to see you here.

Ice Bear:
Ice is Ice Bear's life.

Counter Staff:
[laughs] So you two know each other!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will show you real skating.

Isaac:
Isaac will melt competition with fire moves.

Man on PA:
Attention - will all contestants for the ice skating competition, please enter the rink.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear was born to win.

Isaac:
Isaac will see about that. [Both make their way to the entrance]

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Note:
Both Ice Bear and Isaac are voiced by Demetri Martin.

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Panda:
[awakens in the Adventure Ocelot world] Baa! [breathes heavily; looking around] Wha? Where am I?

Dr. Ocelot:
[appears from behind] Panda.

Panda:
[taken aback] W-W-What?! Whoa! [looks at the manga, then looks to Dr. Ocelot, the sky and back] D-D-Dr. Ocelot? The Dr. Ocelot?! - You're real?

Dr. Ocelot:
[giggles] Listen closely, Panda. [points at him] You gotta be the hero!

Panda:
B-but Dr. Ocelot, there has to be another way, one without sacrificing my manga!

Dr. Ocelot:
[approaches Panda and holds his paws] Remember, Panda, true heroes aren't decided by their strength but rather by the choices they make. [touches his shoulder] You can choose to be a hero. YAH! [snaps Panda back to reality]

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[Kazumi prepares a dessert and serves it to the baby bears]

Kazumi:
And... Here you go! かき氷ひとすでりあがり (Kakigori is served)。

Baby Grizzly/Baby Panda:
Ooh!/Wow!

Kazumi:
どぞ (Please do)。

[The baby bears take a spoonful, and find it delicious]

Baby Grizzly/Baby Panda:
Whoa./Wow.

[The baby bears wolf down the dessert, but Baby Grizz's brain freezes]

Baby Grizzly:
OW! MY BRAIN! IT'S - IT'S TOO COLD!

Kazumi:
[serves tea to Baby Grizzly] Oh, no. Here, have some tea.

Baby Grizzly:
Thank you, Kazumi. [gulps down the tea, then sighs]

Baby Panda:
[to Kazumi] This kakigori is delicious. We've never had anything like it.

Baby Grizzly:
Yeah! It's nothing like that ramen you made.

[Kazumi groans]

Baby Panda:
[to Baby Grizzly] Grizz, rude.

Kazumi:
No, he's right. [looks up] Oh, I wish I was better at making ramen.

Baby Panda:
Why are you so persistent in this ramen biz?

Kazumi:
[sighs] Well, my father is a renowned ramen chef. [looks up as a flashback to Kazumi's childhood starts playing, when people would line up to dine in the ramen shop. Kazumi's father would serve ramen to the customers. Little Kazumi would watch from outside as customers enjoy their meals and thus she was inspired to be a ramen chef one day] People would flood the street, trying to get into our little shop. I used to love watching customers enjoy my father's ramen. I also wanted to make ramen that makes customers go「おいしい!」(Delicious!) and「おかわり!」(Give me more!) [back in the present] Just like him. [sighs as she feels down] But after he retired and I took over, business hasn't been the same. He still owns the restaurant and said he'd rather close it than has its legacy ruined.

[Baby Grizz tries to eat the honeydew bowl as Kazumi looks to him surprised.]

Baby Grizzly:
What?

[Baby Ice Bear hops onto the counter and gestures to Kazumi.]

Kazumi:
Uh... what is he saying?

Baby Panda:
[as Baby Ice Bear gestures again] He says, "Who cares what your dad said? You've got potential to be a good ramen chef. This delicious treat is proof." And I agree. I think you're gonna be a great ramen chef one day.

Baby Grizzly:
Yeah, we'll help you, Kazumi.

Kazumi:
Really? [sniffles, and gives the baby bears a tight hug] Aw, thank you, bears! I'm so glad I met you.

Baby Grizzly:
[they're all uncomfortable] Too tight, Kazumi. Too tight.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[cuts to Panda in highway cycling mode. The fitness instructor observes that Panda's leg muscles are beginning to show]

Fitness Instructor:
[recording his findings on the Member Material form] Dude is crushing these laps.

Panda:
[tired; stops cycling] Ugh.

Fitness Instructor:
[to Sandra] Turn it up more, Sandra!

Sandra:
[lifts her VR headset up] Um, okay, if you think he can handle difficult mode. [raises the level of difficulty up to the maximum level]

Panda:
Difficult mode?

[As Panda continues cycling in VR, he sees a hand come out from the ground]

Panda:
[gasps in shock] Ah! [he suddenly finds himself cycling with zombies that are out to get him; yelling as he avoids them] Stop it!

Panda:
[in reality] ZOMBIES! [screaming; the other members look on gasping in amazement] No! Get away! Get away! Ah! [a screw is loosened] What is happening? Get away, get away, get away, get away! [the bicycle is released from the stand as Panda cycles on]

Fitness Instructor:
My boy, breakin' the mold!

Panda:
[screaming, he crashes into a wall and disappears from view] Go away from me! [continues screaming]

Trainer:
[from behind the wall] Oh, bro!

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[Panda saves Charlie from the trask lake, to Grizzly and Ice Bear's amazement]

Grizzly:
Panda! How? What? The germs!

Panda:
Guys, guys, don't you see? The germs don't scare me anymore. What scares me more is... the possibility of losing a friend.

Charlie:
Oh, my hero! [smooches Panda]

Panda:
All right, all right, Charlie. Okay.

Grizzly:
[he and Ice Bear approaches them] Wow. You know, I'm proud of you, Panda. I think you learned a VERY important lesson - [they both back away holding their noses in disgust] Oh, my gosh, you stink, Panda! Ah!

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[Master Cheddar fights with the alligator, saving Slice in the process]

Baby Panda and Baby Grizzly:
[cheering] Master Cheddar!

Master Cheddar:
Remember, boys... a true ninja approaches unseen... undetected. [descends into the sewer with the alligator]

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[The barbecue guy cooks two burgers with meat patty for himself and Grizz, one burger with veggie patty for Panda and a hotdog for Ice Bear]

Grizzly:
Dude, thank you.

Barbecue Guy:
Oh, it's nothing. I love making people happy with my cooking. I wish I could cook for everyone in the world, you know? [smoke appears from offscreen] Then there'd be no more sadness and no more pain, just smiles...

Grizzly:
Uh, dude, your stuff's burning.

Barbecue Guy:
[turns around to find the barbecue pit on fire, screaming] Ah, what! [dramatic music plays] MY BEAUTIFUL BURGERS! [tries to lift a patty with the spatula, but sends it flying and landing on a bush]

[The bush catches fire, and the barbecue guy faints as the crowd panics]

Grizzly:
Don't worry, folks. I got this. [Grizz throws his burger aside and walks to the bush. He slurps the drink into his mouth and spits it on the bush, hence putting the fire out.]

Grizzly:
Well, that's that. [continues slurping the drink to find there is no more left] Aw.

[The others heave a sigh of relief. The siren of a fire engine wails from nearby, and the six firefighters on it are amazed by Grizz's heroic act]

Firefighters:
Whoa! [stop the fire engine] Whoa!

Firefighter 1:
[they all rush to Grizz] Wow! That was some top-tier firefighting, citizen.

Firefighter 2:
[two firefighters proceed to inspect the bush] Truly incredible. I've never seen a cleaner extinguish.

Grizzly:
Oh, thanks. [chuckles] How'd you guys get here so fast?

Firefighter 2:
Well, a good firefighter can always sniff out a blaze. [they all sniff]

Firefighter 1:
Ah, the coast is clear thanks to your quick thinking. Bear, you are a hero. [Everyone cheers and applause]

Grizzly:
Aw, shucks.

[More cheering and applause for Grizz]

Firefighter 1:
In fact, in honor of your bravery, we'd like to present you with this! [presents Grizz with a badge] An honorary fire marshal badge! [Attaches the badge onto Grizz] Let it be a constant reminder that wildfires can be stopped by you, only. [chuckles]

Grizzly:
Wow. Me only? Yes! Thank you, firemen, and I vow to prevent fires for as long as I live!

[More cheering and applause.]

Barbecue Guy:
[the others leave] Come on, everybody. A round of burgers on me.

Grizzly:
[to the firefighter] Wow, I feel like I've finally found my calling, you know? What else can I do to help? Can I drive the truck?

Firefighter 1:
No way, but there is something you can help us with.

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[Bear cave.]

Grizzly:
[using the laptop] Hey, Shmorby.

Shmorby:
[floats up] Yeah, Grizz?

Grizzly:
[picks up four boxes] I've got a bunch of stuff to mail.

Shmorby:
Okay. [deploys Shmorby drones and sends the boxes outside] My Shmorby drones will send them off without fail.

Panda:
Hey, Shmorby!

Shmorby:
[pops up from below the ground] Hi, Panda.

Panda:
[picks up his phone] I really need to charge my phone.

Shmorby:
No problem. Here comes Shmorby's charging zone. [charges Panda's phone instantly]

Ice Bear:
[fixing his axe] Shmorby.

Shmorby:
[appears] Yo!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear's axe is dull.

Shmorby:
No problem. Aha! [his eyes project laser beams that sharpens Ice Bear's axe] Sharpness set to full.

Grizzly:
[at the living room eating chips] Hey, Shmorby.

Shmorby:
Yeah?

Grizzly:
Get me a drink, I'd like a -

Shmorby:
[turns into a juice dispenser] Orange soda? [Grizzly pushes the button] Our minds are in sync!

Panda:
[at his room] Hey, Shmorby.

Shmorby:
Oh, you want a bath, you say? [takes him to the decorated bathroom] Already prepared with some choice anime. [projects the computer screen]

Ice Bear:
[at the table with the laptop] Shmorby.

Shmorby:
'Sup?

Ice Bear:
Edit Ice Bear's book.

Shmorby:
[in the laptop] Okie dokie then, I'll take a look! [check his spelling]

Grizzly:
[at the kitchen] Oh, Shmorby!

Shmorby:
Yeah?

Panda:
[in his room] Hey, Shmorby!

Shmorby:
Here!

Ice Bear:
[from offscreen] Shmorby.

Shmorby:
Hi!

The Bears:
[at the table] Shmorby!

Shmorby:
Yup!

Grizzly:
Shmorby!

Shmorby:
[repeatedly looking around] Uh...

Panda:
Shmorby!

Shmorby:
Yeah?

Ice Bear:
Shmorby.

Shmorby:
Hi!

Panda:
Shmorby?

Shmorby:
Yeah!

Grizzly:
[as Shmorby gets ordered around at the living room] Shmorby!

Panda:
Shmorby?

Ice Bear:
Shmorby.

Grizzly:
Shmorby.

Panda:
Shmorby!

Ice Bear:
Shmorby.

Grizzly:
Yo, Shmorby!

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[Ice Bear opens the door for a worn-out Charlie and his six snake babies to come in]

Charlie:
Heya, bears.

Grizzly:
[both Grizz and Panda are shocked] Whoa, Charlie, what happened to you?

Charlie:
Oh, nothing. Just, uh, here for brunch, [sits between Grizz and Panda] like we scheduled.

Panda:
Uh, Charlie, we're doing brunch tomorrow? Plus it's it's like four o'clock. [Charlie falls asleep] Charlie? Uh, hey, Charlie, wake up. [gently taps Charlie.]

Charlie:
[suddenly awakens] What? [looks around] I'm awake. Is it snack time? Hold on, babies. [takes out a cheesy poof from one of his pouches, and feeds a snake baby] A-ha! Here you go, pumpkin.

Panda:
Charlie, you are a wreck right now.

Grizzly:
[the snake babies slither down] Yeah, these snake babies are totally wearing you out, man.

Charlie:
Nah, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for that mom strength to kick in. Everything is under con... [sighs.]

Grizzly:
Charlie, wake up.

Charlie:
[suddenly awakens] Control! [chuckles] Yeah, parenting's a breeze. [glass shatters]

Grizzly:
Uh, Charlie?

Charlie:
Hmm?

[Charlie and the bears look around to find the snake babies playing around the cave, and they rip off part of a pair of curtains and tumble down a lamp. Panda Jr. tries to bite Panda's phone]

Panda:
Aah! My phone! [touches his phone] No, bad Panda Jr. [Panda Jr. hisses, forcing Panda to back his paw away screaming]

Charlie:
Oh, come on, Panda Jr. Be nice to Uncle Panda. [returns Panda's phone to him] Here you go, sweetie. All right, poopsies. [gets up] Milk time.

Grizzly:
Uh, Charlie, are you... sure you can handle everything yourself?

Charlie:
[takes the snake babies, one by one] Uh, yeah, you guys don't have to worry. I've totally mastered this snake-parent thing. I just gotta feed them... [sits back at the couch] again. Oh, right, I'm all out of milk. I guess I got to go to the store...

Grizzly:
Hey, man! How about we go to the store for you? You can just... stay here take it easy?

Charlie:
Ah, really? You'd do that for me? You guys are the best friends... ever. [falls asleep]

Panda:
[whispers as Charlie snores away] Let's go. [the bears leave]

Charlie:
[whispers to Charlie] We'll be back soon, buddy.

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Wednesday Addams:
Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster’s victims.

Enid Sinclair:
Okay, there are so many levels of Ew in that statement, I don’t even know where to begin.

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added 7 months ago

Marilyn Thornhill:
Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams:
Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill:
The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift.

Wednesday Addams:
Doesn’t always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill:
The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

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Wednesday Addams:
Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.

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Wednesday Addams:
[referring to the Nightshades] I’m not interested in joining.

Yoko Tanaka:
You’re seriously turning us down?

Wednesday Addams:
[Deadpan] Can you believe it?

Bianca Barclay:
Untie her.

Wednesday Addams:
I freed myself five minutes ago.

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Wednesday Addams:
Secrets are like zombies. They never truly die.

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Wednesday Addams:
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Principal Larissa Weems:
That’s where you and I differ. Where you see doom, I see opportunity.

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Wednesday Addams:
That monster could be anyone. The sheriff thinks they only exist behind the walls of this school. The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike. But I’m looking now. And I won’t stop until I find the truth.

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Wednesday Addams:
[To Thing, lying in one of the body storing shelves in the morgue] Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

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Enid Sinclair:
When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy’s Pinterest in mind.

Wednesday Addams:
Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.

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Wednesday Addams:
[to Gomez] You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate.

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Morticia Addams:
Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

Gomez Addams:
How are you, my little rain cloud?

Wednesday Addams:
I thought Thing was filling you in on my every move. I uncovered your feeble subterfuge almost immediately.

Gomez Addams:
So, how’s the little fella doing? Does he still have all his fingers?

Wednesday Addams:
Relax. I haven’t snapped any of his digits. Yet.

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