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Chase:
(to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell!

Drake:
Yes, I am.

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added 6 months ago

Dustin:
Is it true?

Zoey:
What?

Dustin:
That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?

Dana:
Sorry, but Drake's not coming.

Dustin:
How come?

Nicole:
His manager wants 5000 bucks.

Dustin:
So get it.

Dana:
(sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store.

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added 6 months ago

Dana:
Tell that to Mr. Bermin when he sees what we've done to his baby.

Nicole:
What do you think he'll say?

Zoey:
He'll probably start with, "Give me my four-thousand dollars back!"

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added 6 months ago

Nicole:
Are you sure people are going to pay money to smash a watermelon with a bat?

Zoey:
Of course, boys love to smash things.

Michael:
It's true!

Chase:
We do enjoy the smashing!

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added 6 months ago

Dustin:
I hate this experiment!

Quinn:
I heard that!

Dustin:
GOOD!

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added 6 months ago

Announcer:
And now back to "Grass: Nature's Carpet!"

Nicole:
Okay, why are we watching this?

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
No more "Grass"! I can't take it!!

TV:
Coming up next... "Weeds".

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
(To Zoey) Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You've never been hurt?

Zoey:
No, not by a big, dumb bully.

Chase:
Well, then, maybe it's time. (he starts giving her noogies) Oh, yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money.

Zoey:
Quit it!

Chase:
Give me your lunch money or I'll.... (Zoey bites his arm) Oww, did you bite me?

Zoey:
Maybe.

Chase:
Oh, it's on.

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.

Dustin:
What about you?

Chase:
Sorry, kid. If I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So, I'm outta luck, and so are you!

Dustin:
What did he say?

Zoey:
No!

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added 6 months ago

Michael:
'Sup Chase?

Chase:
Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)

Michael:
Whose the rose for?

Chase:
Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.

Michael:
That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?

Chase:
That's an idea!!

Chase:
Look, don't tell Logan.

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."

Chase:
"Quinnventions"?

Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions."

Chase:
Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!

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added 6 months ago

Quinn:
It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."

Zoey:
Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!

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added 6 months ago

Nicole:
We have to be at class by 8!

Dana:
Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Chase, thank you so much!

Chase:
It’s okay, but, actually, it wasn’t me.

Zoey:
Michael?

Michael:
Not me.

Zoey:
Then who was it? (Chase and Michael point to Logan) Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA?

Logan:
If you weren't around, who else would I pick on?

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added 6 months ago

Dean Rivers:
I'm not going to ask you again. Who did this?

Chase:
Technically, sir, you did just ask again.

Dean Rivers:
Chase!

Chase:
Sorry.

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
You're fast!

Zoey:
Maybe you're just slow.

Chase:
Harsh.

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added 6 months ago

Courtney:
Mark! You're on a date with HER?

Mark:
No! I'm... on a date with Chase!

Chase:
Um, it's true. We had a picnic.

Zoey:
Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all.

Courtney:
Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver!

Mark:
Courtney.

Quinn:
Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend!

Mark:
(confused) Who dated you?

Quinn:
You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!

Mark:
But...

Quinn:
I said "Good day"!

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
You gotta hide Elvis.

Nicole:
Who's Elvis?

Chase:
Our dog!

Zoey:
Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?

Chase:
Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.

Michael:
But our DA smelled a dog!

Chase:
DA, short for Dorm Adviser.

Zoey:
I know.

Chase:
OK...that's short for okay

Zoey:
Stop it!

Michael:
Well, anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.

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added 6 months ago

Logan:
Kazu, I can explain.

Kazu:
So can I, you're fired! (chuckles) I feel like Donald Trump.

Logan:
But, you got whacked in the head with a vase.

Kazu:
What?

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Hey, sushi's here!

Nicole:
Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi!

Chase:
Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.

Zoey:
Kazu?

Chase:
Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say...

Kazu:
Aha! I knew it!

Chase:
Kazu!

Kazu:
You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!

Chase:
Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true.

Kazu:
Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be...

Zoey:
Quinn, next card!

Kazu:
Expelled! You will be expelled!

Chase:
Expelled?!

Kazu:
You're going to prison!

Nicole:
No!

(Zoey hits him on the head with a vase)

Zoey:
I'm sorry, I panicked!

Chase:
He's out cold.

Zoey:
Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled!

Chase:
No, nobody's getting expelled!

Nicole:
But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened!

Chase:
Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him!

Zoey:
Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet!

Chase:
Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!

Zoey:
We'll drive him... to Mexico!

Logan:
Did she say, "Mexico"?

Michael:
Si!

Nicole:
But what if the Dean finds out?

Zoey:
She has a point.

Chase:
Hey... he didn't see who hit him!

Zoey:
Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan!

Logan:
Me?!

Chase:
Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything!

Logan:
They're gonna blame everything on me!

Michael:
I heard.

Zoey:
Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet.

Nicole:
I got the duct tape!

Logan:
I gotta do something!

Michael:
Ok, you go get the Dean.

Logan:
I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me.

Michael:
You go get em, man.

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added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Did you have anything to do with it?

Chase:
Uh, come in?

Zoey:
Did you put a camera in a bear?

Chase:
I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.

Zoey:
Chase.

Chase:
Will you just tell me what's going on here?

Zoey:
That bear you and Logan gave us, it's got a webcam in it.

Chase:
What?!

Zoey:
Don't act like you don't know.

Chase:
I'm not acting. Zoey.

Zoey:
Where's Logan's computer?

Chase:
Over there.

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added 6 months ago

Quinn:
(scans bear) That jerk!

Zoey:
What?

Quinn:
Let's go!

(Nicole, Quinn, and Zoey go back to Zoey's dorm)

Zoey:
Well?

Quinn:
That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!

Nicole:
I knew it! What does that mean?

Zoey:
In English?

Quinn:
There's a webcam in that bear!

Nicole:
I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.

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added 6 months ago

Chase:
Hey, Kazu!

Kazu:
You're late!

Chase:
I'm 10 minutes early!

Kazu:
No back sass!

Chase:
Okay... just put the knife down!

Zoey 101, Season 1  Show Quote

added 6 months ago

Zoey:
Why would I spread rumors about myself?

Nicole:
To trick us!

Zoey:
Nicole!

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added 6 months ago

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