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Karen: There's so much I don't know about baseball. Like, is there a "base-boobs" or "-oral"? Jack: It depends. Are we talking gay or straight bases? Because we're dealing with different equipment. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Karen: You know, Stanley always thought you never came around because you were a little sweet on me. Danley: Me? Sweet on my brother’s wife? I was always the bigger man. Karen: That’s not physically possible. And I think he was right. Danley: You do look stunning, I'll give you that... like a statue by Bernini that some kids have drawn huge gazongas on. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Grace: PostMates, EasyEats, GrubHub… it's the lazy, hungry person's Renaissance. Karen: Oh, Grace, you're a couch-toilet away from all your dreams coming true. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Jack: I used to love watching the guys play basketball in high school, especially when it was skirts and skins. Will: You mean shirts and skins. Jack: [pause] No wonder I got beat up so much. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Jack: [about Will & McCoy's baby] Wow, lucky kid - having two dads, just like Jesus. Will: And she'll have a Mary right across the hall. Jack: This one ain't a virgin. – Will & Grace, Season 11 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: You're confident. What are your flaws? – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Curator": You're an expert on haustenberg? Neal: All the late European post-impressionists. Curator": I authenticated "young girl with locket" myself When it first entered our collection. You'll agree it's an excellent work, A bit sentimental for my taste, But the Matisse influence is apparent. Neal: Oh, well, considering Matisse was a fauvist, I wouldn't agree with that at all. Unless you're talking about his early work, Which i don't think you are, and if you are, you're just wrong. – White Collar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: I can be aggressive, like you pointed out earlier. I also pick at my nails when I get nervous. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Humphrey Ker: When I was a young boy, I had a Rubik's cube But that was before I discovered good YouTube If I'd stuck with the toy I'd probably be a banker But instead I spend my time on the net, and now I am a wanker! – Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neil Mullarkey: La la la la la la la, la la la la laa La la la la la laa, Rubik cube La la la la la la la, la la la la laa River Danube! – Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys? Jim West: Toys, no. Dolls, yes. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [dressed as a preacher] And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.' – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: Precisely. The harder a person fights to be perfect, the more he suppresses his true nature. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: Nobody’s perfect. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: Confident people admit to their flaws. You don't. Instead, you smile, a lot. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: I don’t strike you as confident?.. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: Because you don't want anyone to see your vulnerabilities. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Neal: Why would I delude myself? – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dr. Summers: That may be true, but not everyone believes their own lies. – White Collar, Season 5 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: What’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that? [sound of chain being ripped from mortar] Artemus: I see... it comes out of the wall. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: [when organizing a duel] If I may make a suggestion... You're a Count. So why don't you count? – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Taney: ... The devil! Artemus: No, sir. Secret service.' – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Count Manzeppi: In the words of the great....That If you cant beat em...Kill them" – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Artemus: Every one towered over your father. Migelalo Loveless Jr: ..That was only because he was short. – Wild, Wild West Show Quote	added 6 months ago

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