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Chase: I told you, I'm not going to tell zoey I love her. I sent you a text. Michael: No, you didn't. Chase: Yeah, I did. See? [hands Michael his TechMate] Michael: (nervously) Uh, you didn't send it to me. Chase: I didn't? Michael: No. Chase: Then, I'd send it to? Michael: Z-Zoey. Chase: (nervously) Z-Zoey? Michael: [nods slowly] Chase: [grabs TechMate] Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Michael. Oh my God! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Carl: Coco! Coco: Carl? Carl: What are you doing with another man! Coco: You dumped me! Carl: And that gives you the right to date other men?! Coco: Yeah, kinda! Logan: Wow, this is great! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Logan: Then why did you make me do all that ridiculious stuff? Quinn: 'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Logan': Is that a real chicken? Quinn: It was a real chicken. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Chase: May I suggest something please? Michael and Logan: What? Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough? Michael: I guess so. Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Chase: Timeout! Logan: What?! Chase: I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock! Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the- Chase: ROCK! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Zoey: Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends! Lola: And you're Fa-Crazy! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Chase: We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other! Logan: No! Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Michael: Did you tell Zoey yet? Chase: Not yet. Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her? Chase: Soon. Michael: You better. Chase: I'm gonna tell her. Logan: Tell who what? Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall] – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Logan: Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca? Zoey: Yeah, she sure did. Logan: Weird. Nicole: Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top? Lola: And a hula skirt? Chase: Uh-huh. Logan: He did. Zoey: Weirder. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Lola: I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore. Michael: Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot. Chase: I...am offended. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola] Chase: Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA? Michael: To go...be with her....alpaca. Lola: Okay, how long is this gonna go on? Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation? Chase: No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter. Lola: Could this be more annoying? Nicole: No. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Coco: You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?! Chase: We're just teenagers! Michael: And I don't even like pretzels... Logan: You're just a mess! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Michael: (to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the... Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to? Rebecca: You heard what I said! Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there. (goes away) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Chase: I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants". Logan: Why not? Chase: Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants? Michael: Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!" – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Dustin: Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane? Quinn: I could fix a real airplane! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Quinn: Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground? Lola: Coco! Are you okay? Coco: Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete. Zoey: Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming) Lola: I think Carl broke up with her again. Quinn: Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco) Coco: No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Coco: I can't believe he dumped me over the phone! Zoey: But he always dumps you over the phone. Lola: Yeah, like every three weeks! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Coco: Oh, God! What is that? Quinn: We're really sorry. Zoey: But we gotta go start our homework. Coco: I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Zoey: He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend". Lola: You sure he said, "Girlfriend'? Quinn: Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'? Zoey: Grillfriend? Quinn: Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Michael: So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway? Chase: Yep... Michael: Harsh! Chase: Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life. Logan: So what did you say?... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Coco: Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh, gross, its my mother. (answers phone) What?! No, Mom, he hasn't called. That's right, Mom. I'm gonna grow old and die alone. Chase: Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Michael: You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet. Logan: No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R. Chase: Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do. Teacher: Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class. Chase: I-I-I apologize. Logan: Ha! Chase: "Z". Logan: Oh. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago
Secretary: Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you. Dean Rivers: My wife? Uh, tell her I'm not here! Secretary: Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there. Mrs. Rivers: Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!? CARL!?! Dean Rivers: [takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs! [a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming] Dean Rivers: Thank you, Quinn. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 6 months ago

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