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Kimiko: Jack Spicer, you’re like so not getting this Wu! Jack: "Jack Spicer, you’re so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: [To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Sir Humphrey: Real reductions in the size of the Service?! It'd be the end of civilisation as we know it! – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dojo: The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests. Raimundo: So, it doesn't make you a bunny? Dojo: Noooo. That would be just plain, silly. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly] Kimiko: Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth. Everyone: Ohhhh. Dojo: [Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Master Fung: Hannibal together with Wuya could mean the end of the world.. Raimundo: Where have I heard the before? Oh yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Kimiko then shows Jack Spicer a video on her laptop] Omi (imitating Wuya): Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius. Clay (imitating Chase Young): Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level. Raimundo: [offscreen] Dojo, get out of that shot! Kimiko (imitating Hannibal Roy Bean): He is truly evil incoming. Jack Spicer: Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Hannibal Roy Bean: I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail. Chase Young: I will fight without Shen Gong Wu. Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): The game is Last To Drop Wins. [in unison with Hannibal and Chase] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: So, we need to stop Omi from freezing himself into the future, so he won't go into the past, where he did what he did which resulted in what happened. Simple! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Chase Young: I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I'll do it again Hannibal Roy Bean: You cross the wrong Bean, when you cross Hannibal Roy Bean! [Throws a big chunk of rock] Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Hannibal Roy Bean: That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me. Chase Young: Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking] Hannibal Roy Bean: ERRRRR! MOBY MORPHER! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: [To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] Yeah, you go girl-[shocked] boy. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase Young: [To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [Sniffs] By the way, love the perfume. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Hannibal Bean: I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting. Chase Young: [Referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dojo: I have TENS all around! Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker! [all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him] Jack: No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Bernard: It's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it: I have an independent mind; you are an eccentric; he is round the twist. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Peter Harding: Soames has been waiting for a bishopric for years. Sir Humphrey: Long time, no see. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Hacker: [reading a speech written for him] "We shall of course be reviewing a wide range of options over the whole field of government expenditures." Bernard, this doesn't say anything. Bernard: Oh, thank you, Prime Minister. Hacker: It's completely lacking impact. Bernard: You're too kind, Prime Minster. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Frank Weisel is quoting an article in the Express about the fact that Inland Revenue has more employees than the Royal Navy.] Frank Weisel: "Perhaps the government thinks that a tax is the best form of defence." – Yes, Minister, Series One (1980) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Hacker: Humphrey, do you see it as part of your job to help ministers make fools of themselves? Sir Humphrey: Well, I never met one that needed any help. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1980) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Daniel Hughes: Let's face it, all your functions could be subsumed by other departments. Jim Hacker will win through with a thoroughly public-spirited, self-sacrificing policy. The PM will probably kick him upstairs: Lord Hacker of Kamikaze. [chuckles] Sir Humphrey: I hardly think that's funny, Daniel. Or likely. Daniel Hughes: But why not? I mean, he ran the leadership campaign against the PM, didn't he? This could be the PM's masterstroke! In one fell swoop: approbation, elevation, and castration. You know the PM's motto: in defeat, malice. In victory, revenge. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1980) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The Foreign Secretary explains the Napoleon prize.] Martin: Yes, it's a NATO award given once every five years: gold medal, big ceremony in Brussels, £100 000. The PM's the front runner this time. It's for the statesman who's made the biggest contribution to European unity. Sir Humphrey: Since Napoleon. That is if you don't count Hitler. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1980) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Blind Swordsman: You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest. Raimundo: So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons? Blind Swordsman: Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way. Omi: Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch] Clay: Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede! Kimiko: Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn! Raimundo: Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power! Omi: Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Hannibal Roy Bean: I hate to rain on your parade snowball, but I do not think so! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu. Raimundo: You did what!? Master Fung: Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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