(at the Platinum Music Awards, in Mason Thornesmith's office)
Andre:
(enters the room as he closes the door behind him) Hey, I'm here. Sorry.
Tori:
Where were you?
Andre:
While I was in the mens' room, I opened one of the stalls, and sitting right there, Bruno Mars. (Cat gasps)
Tori:
(looking shocked) What?!
Andre:
So I'm like, "Oh my God, Bruno Mars! You're one of my idols." He says, "Thanks. But I'm on the toilet. Can you shut the door?" So I say, "Sure", and I shut the door. And Bruno Mars says, "I mean, can you leave the stall and then shut the door?" And then I'm all like, "Bro, I know you famous, but can't you just -"
Jade:
(putting her hand on his shoulder) Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Maybe stop talking.
