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Michael: Am I the ONLY normal person here? (pulls out flute and starts playing) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: Let's consider the other possiblities! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: Logan?! (about being her tutor) Logan: Like I'm thrilled about this. (being Zoey's tutor) Zoey: (to her chemistry teacher) Logan doesn't know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn't know anything about anything! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
(About Logan's new sound system playing a loud video game) Chase: Can you at least turn the volume down! Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down! Eh! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: Michael! Logan: What's up? Michael: My boys! Logan: So, how was your summer, man? Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day! Michael: Heh, yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair. Hey, did it get bushier? Chase: It's possible. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: Hey, Zoey! You look great! Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) Did your hair get bushier? Chase: I've heard that. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Michael is testing Chase on the capitals of US States while Logan's entertainment system booms very loudly around them] Michael: Alabama! Chase: Uh... Capital would be Montgomery! Michael: What?! Chase: MONTGOMERY!!! Michael: Right, OK... Tennessee! Chase: Uh... Memphis! Michael: No, Nashville! Chase: What?! Michael: NASHVILLE!!! Chase: Who's Phil?! Michael: Okay, I can't take this! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: Zoey? Zoey: Don't "Zoey" me. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: (to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell! Drake: Yes, I am. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: It's true, my roommate's a freak! [Quinn looks at her] Lola. Quinn: Oh. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right? – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends! Lola: And you're Fa-Crazy! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dean Rivers: (after the fire alarm has gone off) All right, all right, the good news is there's no fire.(They cheer) Wait, wait. The bad news, one of you obviously pulled the fire alarm for no reason. Would the person who did it like to confess? (nobody talks) I didn't think so. All right, let me be clear. Pulling a fire alarm is not funny. (laughter is heard) It's a serious offense. If it happens again, and I don't find out who it is, I'm giving this entire dorm detention. (the boys start complaining) Now, go back to bed. Logan: OK, whoever pulled the alarm, if you do it again, you're getting your butt kicked. Michael: Yeah, a fake fire alarm is not drippin'. (all of the boys look at Michael) Chase: Saying drippin' is not drippin'. Michael: Hey, hey! You can't use the term against itself. [to himself] I hate when people disrespect my term... I need some French fries. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: Okay, you are the worst roommate ever! Logan: But, I am goooood-looking. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Logan: All right! You want an idea? How about... your characters are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit by the bowling ball. How's that? Michael: That could be really funny. How did you think of that? Logan: I'm good at everything. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: (in the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better President of the United States than a man? Logan: Absolutely not! Zoey: You're an idiot! Logan: A woman can not be President of the United States! Zoey: Name one reason! Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland! – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around. Lola: How are we gonna do that? Zoey: By being around them when they don't know we're around them? Nicole: But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to- Lola: Maybe you should let Zoey talk. Zoey: I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy? Nicole: Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs. Lola: That's 3 problems. Nicole: 2 boobs. Zoey: We can get around those problems. Lola: It would be the ultimate acting role. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Logan: Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little. Zoey: You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting. Chase: It's true. It happened to me once. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dustin: Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane? Quinn: I could fix a real airplane! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase: I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants". Logan: Why not? Chase: Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants? Michael: Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!" – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Carl: Coco! Coco: Carl? Carl: What are you doing with another man! Coco: You dumped me! Carl: And that gives you the right to date other men?! Coco: Yeah, kinda! Logan: Wow, this is great! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Coco: You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?! Chase: We're just teenagers! Michael: And I don't even like pretzels... Logan: You're just a mess! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Logan: Then why did you make me do all that ridiculious stuff? Quinn: 'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Zoey: (About Mark) Go talk to him. Quinn: Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys. Zoey: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words. – Zoey 101, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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