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Kimiko:
Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo:
I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Dojo:
Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

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[Frank Weisel is quoting an article in the Express about the fact that Inland Revenue has more employees than the Royal Navy.]

Frank Weisel:
"Perhaps the government thinks that a tax is the best form of defence."

Yes, Minister, Series One (1980)  Show Quote

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Hannibal Bean:
I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.

Chase Young:
[Referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.

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Jimmy:
Hey buddy, how about 20 bucks to get my kid here up on stage?

Captain Feathersword:
I can't take your money, sir. That wouldn't be fair.

Jimmy:
Fair? You're a pirate!

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[While going through the Minister's post]

Sir Humphrey:
You know the rules, Bernard - if it is not marked "Private and Confidential" we are obliged to open it.

Bernard:
What if it's marked "Daddy"?

Yes, Minister, Series One (1980)  Show Quote

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Hacker:
Humphrey, do you see it as part of your job to help ministers make fools of themselves?

Sir Humphrey:
Well, I never met one that needed any help.

Yes, Minister, Series One (1980)  Show Quote

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Sir Humphrey:
Minister, I have something to say to you which you may not like to hear.

Jim Hacker:
Why should today be any different?

Sir Humphrey:
Minister, the traditional allocation of executive responsibilities has always been so determined as to liberate the ministerial incumbent from the administrative minutiae by devolving the managerial functions to those whose experience and qualifications have better formed them for the performance of such humble offices, thereby releasing their political overlords for the more onerous duties and profound deliberations which are the inevitable concomitant of their exalted position.

Jim Hacker:
I wonder what made you think I didn't want to hear that?

Yes, Minister, Series One (1980)  Show Quote

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[How to guide ministers to making the right decisions]

Sir Frederick:
[...] there are four words to be included in a proposal if you want it thrown out.

Sir Humphrey:
Complicated. Lengthy. Expensive. Controversial. And if you want to be really sure that the Minister doesn't accept it, you must say the decision is "courageous".

Bernard:
And that's worse than "controversial"?

Sir Humphrey:
Oh, yes! "Controversial" only means "this will lose you votes". "Courageous" means "this will lose you the election"!

Yes, Minister, Series One (1980)  Show Quote

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Others:
So now that you have chosen your future, it is the time to live it.

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Jack Spicer:
Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer.

[Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dives at Jacks, but it was a Shadow Slicer hologram]

Jack Spicer:
Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu]

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Sir Humphrey:
Real reductions in the size of the Service?! It'd be the end of civilisation as we know it!

Yes, Minister, Series One (1986)  Show Quote

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Blind Old Man:
[As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom.

Wuya:
[To Jack] What about the treasure chest?

Guardian:
What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me?

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Raimundo:
She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi:
[shocked] A robot!?

[The Xiaolin monks furiously turn to Jack Spicer]

Jack:
[gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any.

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[Omi and Omi robot mother touch the Shen Gong Wu at the same time]

Omi:
[shocked] Mother?!

Robot Mother:
I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses.

Omi:
[heartbroken] My mother…on the side of evil?

Robot Mother:
When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa.

Omi:
How'd you get my Orb?!

Robot Mother:
I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails.

[Camera zooms in on Omi's face, feeling angry over being turned against by his own mother]

Omi & Robot Mother:
[in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

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Hannibal:
You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean.

Raimundo:
Oh, yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch.

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Master Fung:
I assure you that I will be here when you get back.

Dojo:
That's what my last master said when he went to for a soda and never returned!

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Master Monk Guan:
You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?

All:
YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!

Master Monk Guan:
Good. Now, any questions? [Raimundo raises hand] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?

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Omi:
What wise saying do you have for us?

Master Fung:
...I have none.

Raimundo:
C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.

Master Fung:
I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.

Dojo:
If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]

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[Jack, Wuya, and Blind Old Man touch the sack of Wu at the same time]

Blind Old Man:
I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Raimundo:
Come on, let's take 'em!

Omi:
No, we cannot dishonor his challenge.

Jack:
Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

Blind Old Man:
The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.

Jack, Wuya, & Blind Old Man:
Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

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Hacker:
[reading a speech written for him] "We shall of course be reviewing a wide range of options over the whole field of government expenditures." Bernard, this doesn't say anything.

Bernard:
Oh, thank you, Prime Minister.

Hacker:
It's completely lacking impact.

Bernard:
You're too kind, Prime Minster.

Yes, Minister, Series One (1986)  Show Quote

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[Last lines of the series]

Master Fung:
As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now... one has.

[Raimundo is suddenly lit up, and as he's engulfed by the light, his original red robes and his medallion soon disappear and are replaced with a black robe with a dragon on the sleeve and a red sash on him, revealing that he has become the official leader of the team]

Kimiko:
Way to go, Rai! [Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek]

Clay:
You did it, partner!

Raimundo:
[He has look of amazement, Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek] I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me...[Kimiko and Clay give him a look]...Well maybe a little.

[Raimundo then notices Omi standing behind Master Fung with a let down look on his face. However Omi comes out from behind Master Fung and sheds a few small tears... as from the moment Master Fung told Omi about the new students coming to the temple, Omi vowed to be a great leader. Omi, with tears in his eyes spreads a smile across his face. He and Raimundo bow to each other at the same time. Master Fung, Dojo, and the chosen ones smile too. Then, an explosion outside the temple occurs. Monks notice that every single villain they've encountered during the series are there with their original enemy, Jack Spicer smiling]

Master Fung:
[to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies] Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

[With that, the team launch themselves into battle against the Heylins]

Dojo:
Not too much pressure there...

[It then cuts to show Kimiko, Clay and Omi whose dots have begun to glow, running alongside each other and seconds later, Raimundo appears. As they edge closer, Raimundo then jumps into the air and prepares to launch a kick just as the screen goes black]

Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay:
HAAIIIYYA!

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[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Dojo shake their bodies after they return to the temple]

Master Fung:
I hope you have learned well from your quest.

Raimundo:
I'm not quite sure what just happened. But I'll know, I'll never forget it.

Omi:
What happened? Really happened?

Jack Spicer:
[screams when he appeared behind Clay while Raimundo and Kimiko turn their heads] I wanna go home! [screams as he starts to run out of the temple while he freaks out]

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Omi:
During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!

Raimundo:
Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!

[Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers]

Omi:
You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.

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Omi:
Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again!

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