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Xavier: Welp, I think I taught you every word and stretch there is. Say cheese. Hitman: [grunts three times, so as to say "Cheese"] Xavier: So, what do you wanna do now? Hitman: [grunts five times] Xavier: Why would you want to commit suicide?! – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: I know you crave release from your misery, but you've just doubled your depression. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds! A vengeful black hit-sludge with a grudge hath brought the reaper you've sown in the goo of your guilt, as the Créme de your karma is roosting home to harm ya. It always ends up boning the poor. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: Here's how it's going down, cow. I roped you, you get roped. Nobody gets hurt, nobody sues. Ready...Go! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: [cringing] What... did I just land in? Clay: That would be a cow pie. Raimundo: No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: You've woken the yellow dragon! I've got to act now! This is the 9/11 of noise, the Chernobyl of chanting, the Hiroshima of humping, the Nagasaki of nookie, the Dachau of Auschwitzes! – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Don Ho: Someone wants me dead? Xavier: Hell, you may not live to hear the end of this sen... Tense, isn't it? – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pavlov: Who's the new guy? Xavier: Without me, he'd be dead! Imagine a crab without its shell! Imagine a man without his skin. Pavlov: Okay! I want to keep my skin! I pay, I pay! Don Ho: This monkey on my back's got a twisted mind, but I like it! That's the twist. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Desgrazio/Dale: You're the backup I asked for, right? What are you, CIA? FBI? Xavier: I'm investigating for a higher power. Desgrazio/Dale: I don't know how much you've been briefed, but I've been on the inside, tracking Don Ho for twelve years. I'm this close to his big secret. Obviously I've made some bad decisions on my first day and I've just had to stick with 'em. I was a hotshot kid just out of the academy and they didn't give us enough on character development, so I was just freeballin' it! I started the singing henchman thing out of nervousness, and the candy thing just happened. I see you've made some bad choices, too; you've got the fur and the fake snake hand-- – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: [after Omi's defeat] What happened? I blinked and missed it. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Stay out of this Ashley. Katnappé: My evil name's Katnappe, doofus. Jack Spicer: Who you calling' doofus, Kitty Litter? Katnappé: Who you calling' Kitty Litter, Robo-freak? Wuya: Enough! Cease your bickering. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kevin: [leaving Blip's Arkaid] Oh, uh, Blip, thanks for taking me. Blip: Don't you mean "Thanks for having me"? Kevin: No, I mean thanks for taking me for every cent I've got. Blip: Oh, no trouble. Any time you've got a pocket full of loose change, drop in. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 4 (1983) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Announcer: "Laverne & Shirley Go To Finishing School" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following show, which is getting to be a bad habit. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 4 (1983) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Brodie is shivering right as he's about to be executed] El Capitan: Ready, aim-- Oh, come on! Stop your shivering and get shot like a man. Brodie: I'm cold. El Capitan: Oh, alright. I'll give you my coat you wimp! (places his coat on Brodie) Come on, put your hand in there. Get the other hand in there. Come on. Alright. Ready, aim... (Brodie shivers) What's the matter? Brodie: I'm still cold. El Capitan: Alright, I tell you what, you go over there and get warm by the fire. (El Capitan is shot) That is one sneaky kid! (collapses) – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 4 (1983) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: I can't believe how badly we messed up. Raimundo: Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him. Clay: Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world. Omi: No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before. Raimundo: It dosen't matter now...woah! [Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay are off the ball and they're falling on a ground] Master Fung: Working together is more then just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely. Raimundo: Hey, could somebody please translate. Clay: Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements. Kimiko: In other words, we should focus on what we do best. Dojo: Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[After falling on ground while trying to stop Star Hanabi] Raimundo: Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly? Dojo: [With Clay's pants on head] Good idea. Just a little late. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Hello, Xiaolin losers! Ready to admit defeat? Omi: Never! I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four! Jack: [mimicking Omi] "I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four." [gets in Omi's face] Dude, get over yourself! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Fearsome Four! I command you to… [thinks] laugh evilly! [they laugh] Now laugh evilly while… hopping on one leg! [they do so] Wuya: Stop playing, Jack! Jack: In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while… TAP DANCING! [the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper! Omi: Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears. Kimiko: Hello? That's my last name. Omi: Oh? I never thought of you with a last name. Kimiko: And that's my Papa's building. Clay: [In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?! Kimiko: Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool! Raimundo: And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk? Omi: [gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite... – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: Whoa! I wonder what my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Tiamat sent me? [he unwrapped the present] His bones. How thoughtful. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Omi: Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him] Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night. Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around. Wuya: Oh, please. That wasn't even close. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: Yeah, but I'm not sure, they're exactly what Omi's expecting. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?! OMI CRUD?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase Young: Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you. Omi: Warn me? Chase Young: Do you know where the other monks are? Omi: Asleep? Chase Young: They're in trouble and will your help. Omi: I do not believe you. Chase Young: Look, into the crow's eyes. [The crow zooms in and shows Omi that Jack Spicer, Wuya and Hannibal Roy Bean are planning to raid the temple] Omi: Why are you telling me this? Chase Young: Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it. Omi: You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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