Wikidude's Quotes Page #35

Here's the list of quotes submitted by wikidude  —  There are currently 140,397 quotes total — keep up the great work!

[An Array of food items is shown. An Arial view of the food truck park is shown. Cut to bears and a very long line]

Grizzly:
Aw man, when do we get to eat? This line's taking forever!

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt. [Guy over-hears Ice Bear talking, and takes a step forward.]

Panda:
[to Grizzly] How much longer I may die soon?

Grizzly:
From here I would say...15 to 75 minutes? [Grizzly sees a man holding a taco] Woah! Is that the Ramen Taco? Lucky!

[Panda takes a picture of the man with his phone but the flash of the phone disorientates him for a couple of seconds and he walks away. Panda then looks at the picture]

Panda:
Wow, there it is, I wanna eat my phone now. I told you we should've settled for the mac n' cheese pizza truck.

Grizzly:
No Panda! When it comes to food we never settle!

Panda:
Okay! Okay.

Grizzly:
We're good law abiding citizens; we deserve that Ramen Taco! Even 10 of em'.

Ice Bear:
Goodbye, cruel world. [falls down, making the others fall too]

We Bare Bears, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dee (Danielle Spencer):
If you lay one hand on me, I'll tell Mama and report you to the child abuse center. They'll put your picture on 60 Minutes and Mike Wallace will hate you until you die.

What's Happening!!  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ryan:
Whose Line Is It Anyway is composed and... (makes a funny pose)

Colin:
Compiled by... (makes a funny pose)

Ryan:
Dan and Tony Slattery.

Colin:
With Phillip Pope.

Ryan:
The sound supervisor is Keith Mayes.

Colin:
Russell Norman.

Ryan:
Louise Grime is the stage manager.

Colin:
Terrence Black, and he's the...

Ryan:
I can't get on it. Oh, look. (acts like a monkey)

Colin:
I'm funnier than you!

Ryan:
Mike Sutcliffe is the lighting director.

Colin:
Grahame Storey. Darina Healy. Do the skinny one.

Ryan:
Oh, there's Dan Patterson. Look. (they waddle like penguins) It's Dan Patterson.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Stephen:
(hides behind his chair at the back of the set)

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[At the apartment, Neal has found evidence James really did kill his supervising officer]

Neal:
Forensics matched the bullet to your service revolver. You told me they stole your spare firearm.

James:
I might've mixed up the details..

Neal:
You're smarter than that. You choose your words carefully. Like me.

James:
Who put this in your head?

Neal:
[irritated] You did! That day cost you 30 years of your life, you don't forget that! Those are details you would never mix up.

White Collar, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Start of session, she pours Neal a glass of water]

Dr. Summers:
Tell me, what kind of change are you looking to make with your life?

Neal:
I guess I'm looking for some normalcy. [picks up glass] Thank you.

Dr. Summers:
And what if that's not possible?

Neal:
[chuckles] That doesn't sound very encouraging.

Dr. Summers:
I'm not here to encourage you. I'm here to help you discover the truth about yourself, so you can accept it.

Neal:
I have to accept that I can't be normal?

Dr. Summers:
You're too interesting to be normal.

Neal:
What makes me so interesting?

Dr. Summers:
Your pathological assumption that you need to be the smartest person in the room at all times.

Neal:
Maybe you're the one assuming things. According to all these diplomas on your wall, you're a lot smarter than me, but then again, those are just papers, not people.

Dr. Summers:
Do you think you're good with people?

Neal:
No more than you.

Dr. Summers:
It's my job.

Neal:
Mine too. You have an aggressive approach.

Dr. Summers:
And you're already withholding. But that's natural. We need to know one another better to build trust.

Neal:
You don't think I'm being honest?

Dr. Summers:
Not yet. But you will be. In time.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Secrets are like zombies. They never truly die.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Principal Larissa Weems:
That’s where you and I differ. Where you see doom, I see opportunity.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
That monster could be anyone. The sheriff thinks they only exist behind the walls of this school. The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike. But I’m looking now. And I won’t stop until I find the truth.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wednesday Addams:
[To Thing, lying in one of the body storing shelves in the morgue] Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Enid Sinclair:
When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy’s Pinterest in mind.

Wednesday Addams:
Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.

Wednesday  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Karen:
We've narrowed down the identity of Jack's father. It's either one of the 11 Black brothers of New Haven, Connecticut, or Paul Lynde, the center square.

Will & Grace, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Will:
Look, I have a really great time with you, but you're 23.

Scott:
And 3 quarters.

Will:
See, just the fact that your age has fractions in it...

Will & Grace, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Grace:
What's up with the wine?

Will:
Mrs. Friedman from downstairs gave it to me. It's actually a wonderful story. She and her husband were saving it for a special occasion, but then he, uh, died before they had a chance to open it, so she gave it to me and said, "Make your own special occasion." [pause] I guess that story's not so much wonderful as it is incredibly sad.

Karen:
You know what else is incredibly sad? Poor people with big dreams. Actually, that's not so much sad as it is incredibly funny.

Will:
You know, we should do this. We should save that wine for a special occasion. You know, something where-- where the four of us have all done something that we're incredibly proud of. You know, we can wait 20 years if we have to... Ah, screw it, open it. I wanna have a buzz for the movies.

Grace:
One step ahead of you. I never gave a crap about Mr. Friedman.

Will & Grace, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Karen:
Wow. So you and Will are having a baby.

Grace:
Ok, now, before you start judging and saying things like, "he's gay," and, "that's weird," and, "you're so flat that Will's gonna have to breast feed", you should know that we are very serious about this.

Karen:
Well, of course you are. [chuckling] "Breast feed." I'm funny.

Will & Grace, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Grace hasn't told Will about her romance with Leo]

Grace:
I've got to tell Will the truth. The whole truth.

Karen:
Well, maybe it's for the best. Then you and I can move on with our lives, out in the open, to love freely.

Grace:
Karen, we're not a couple.

Karen:
[smiles knowingly] Aren't we?

Grace:
[pause] No.

Karen:
Well, all I know is that when I woke up this morning, there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR.

Will & Grace, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Grace:
Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are.

Will:
Shut up, Grace!

Grace:
But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought!

Will:
Get out of here.

Grace:
Go to hell!

Will:
No, I mean it - I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore.

Will & Grace, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Grace:
Eew. Eew. I think I just stepped in a puddle of throw-up. Throw-up makes me throw up.

Will:
Quit jumping. You're gonna have two puddles.

Grace:
Please look. Is that throw-up?

Will:
Look for yourself! I'm not your vomit-looker.

Will & Grace, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Will:
I love the opera. Getting dressed up, hanging out with fabulous people, drinking champagne. If it weren't for the damn music, it'd be a perfect evening.

Will & Grace, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Karen:
Jackie, look at all this food. We are so blessed.

Jack:
I know. There are poor people who dream their whole lives of a meal like this.

Karen:
Oh, I know what we should do! Let's take a picture of ourselves eating it and send it to them!

Jack:
Wow, Karen, you are like a female Jesus!

Will & Grace, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cherie:
Tecna, Musa! You have the Bloomix power.

Musa:
Now let's turn the volume down on this racket.

Tecna:
If you sing again, I can use my new powers to make it even louder. Harmony Blast!

Musa:
Crystal Voice!

Winx Club, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Will:
My dad always wanted me to watch golf with him.

Martin:
Really? What's your handicap?

Will:
That I hate golf.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[after a family dinner party has gone badly]

Grace:
I'd like to thank you again for inviting my dad.

Will:
My pleasure. And thank you for inviting my mom.

Grace:
Yeah. I thought when I did it, "Oh, that'll show him!" I forgot that I live here too.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jack:
Estefan, this is Will and Grace. Will, Grace, Estefan.

Estefan:
[looking at Grace] Oh, this is Will! Look at him, with his square jaw and wild mane of red hair!

Grace:
What? No! I'm not Will! I'm obviously a woman!

Estefan:
Maybe you are not the one to say what is obvious.

Jack:
He's got you there, Grace.

Will & Grace, Season 9  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»
Who said:"I have not begun to fight yet!"
A John Paul Jones
B George Washington
C Alexander the Great
D George III of England